Nothing Royal About This Dildo

This is absolutely not worth the money. The jelly cracks and becomes nothing more than a home for bacteria. It is difficult to clean because you can not boil it, and it loses its color very quickly. I would spend my money on something better than this!
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Pros:
nice size
Cons:
cracks, smells bad, hard to clean
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
Before I joined Eden Fantasys, I bought dildos based strictly on how they looked because I did not know where to go to get reviews. It is too bad I did not stumble upon Eden sooner, because I would have saved myself the wasted money on jelly dildos!

The classic royal jelly dildo does have a few good points, so I will start with those first. The dildo is 10 inches in length, which is fantastic. Plenty of room for you or your partner to get a good grip of it. It is also 1 3/4 inches in diameter, which is my opinion is a very 'filling' size.

Well, there is the good... now onto the bad. Jelly is an awful material in my opinion. It is nothing more than a habitat for germs and bodily fluid. You can not boil a jelly dildo, so good luck sterilizing this dildo. The best you can do is use hot water and soap. The other negative about jelly is that it cracks. The more you use it, the more fine line cracks you are going to see in it. These cracks make lovely little homes for your bodily fluids to sit in. This is why you MUST cover this dildo with a condom if you are going to be sharing it!

The other negative about this dildo (and all jelly dildos) is the awful smell they have. There is really nothing that I can compare the smell too. All I can say it that it is a very unpleasant and unappealing smell. The coloring of the dildo is also not very good because it fades very quickly and the dildo takes on a yellowish color.

Yes, the price is great on this dildo, but the dildo itself is not worth it. I would much prefer a glass dildo over this dildo, and they do not cost that much more.
Follow-up commentary
I still am not a fan of this jelly dildo. I have used it a few times since my review, but I can not say that I like it any more. The dildo itself is pleasing, but everything else about it is bad. After only a few uses it already changed color. I used it about 5 times before I decided to throw it away because of the discoloration. Like I said in my review, I much prefer a glass dildo.
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  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    PeaceToTheMiddleEast  
    Thanks for sharing!
  • SJ88
    SJ88  
    Thanks
  • kendra30752
    kendra30752  
    Yikes! This sounds almost dangerous. Lol. Sorry you had such a negative experience with it. Thanks for the warning though! I hate that it cracks. I've had some jelly vibes that actually hold up so very well. Although jelly is not the healthiest, there's no excuse for making a toy that breaks down like that.
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Jon S
    Jon S  
    thanks
  • Bignuf
    Bignuf  
    Thanks for the honest review.
  • Kirill1171
    Kirill1171  
    Gorgeous review!
  • funforall7
    funforall7  
    thanks for sharing!
  • amazon
    amazon  
    Thanks for reviewing this
  • Bullfroggy and Rose
    Bullfroggy and Rose  
    thank you
  • Apirka
    Apirka  
    Thanks for sharing, this definitely looks like a dud.
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