Squirty peter dinger - dildo by Doc Johnson - review by jdloelo

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While I was unable to use this for its intended purpose, we quickly found a funny and fun way to use this. One that brought questions, and exposure to this web site.
Very different toy
Shoots a lot of liquid.
Hard to figure out how to find the right mixture to produce fake sperm.
Hard to keep clean.
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I was unable to use this toy as it was intended. Though I did make a few attempts, the size alone made it hard for me to use. It was much longer that the pictures showed. At eight and a half inches long, it was too long for me. Once filled with whatever sperm substitute you would like to use, you just squeeze the bulb end and it release the mixture. I can not recommend a sperm substitute because I could not find anything that worked other then a thinker lube.

It also seems to hold every piece of dirt and lint it comes into contact with. I could not find the right mixture to make synthetic sperm. It carried a strong rubber smell; after washing three times with my toy cleaner,the smell still didn't go away.

Also cleaning the inside of this was next to impossible, making we worry about infections in women. The clear tube is also a concern, it could easily become moldy and be a serious infection issue. I was told you could buy new tube at a home improvement store.

It is suggested that due to its porous material that you use a condom with this toy, which seems to kill the actual use. Yet if you do use this both vaginally and anally, condoms would be highly recommended to keep from transferring bacteria. If you share this toy with another partner then I would HIGHLY recommend you use condoms on this product, to keep from transferring viruses or bacteria. Also remember to wash before and after every use with toy cleaner or a mild soap.

My sister-in-law bought one and we had the funniest and oddest water battle. It brought a lot of attention, and gave us a chance to advertise for Eden fantasy. (Of course we did this during school hours so there was no risk of minors seeing this).
Follow-up commentary
Just not a favorite of mine. There is no love lost here. This item just screams infection to me, something I am sure not just myself but any other woman would like to avoid. Still a funny water gun for my sister and I. Always look for the positive I guess.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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    • Anyone
    • Bridal gift
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    • Bath / shower
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