"Oh, Edward!"
Vamp is your perfect realistically molded dildo - with a glittery finish as a bonus. Made out of silicone, he's perfect for room temperature or cool play, and can easily be cleaned and sterilized.Published: November 6, 2010
Pros:
Realistic details and dimensions, smooth, glittery finish, silicone material.
Cons:
Very firm - perhaps too firm?
I have had my eye on the Vamp dildo ever since I first discovered its existence about a year ago. At first I laughed it off as a silly novelty, something to get the teenage Edward Cullen fan girls in a tizzy. But the more I thought about it, the more I wanted it. Yes, I like Twilight (but for the record, I didn't intend to; I bought the first book just to see what all the fuss was about... and got hooked), and yes I have read all four books, have seen all three movies (in the theater, on opening night *cough*), and have all three soundtracks. Oh, and I even have a Team Edward shirt. But I am not a fan girl. Yet... I wanted a sparkly dildo. What can I say? I like glitter.
Vamp is a realistically styled dildo -- meaning it has the defined head, frenulum, veins, etc -- though the realism stops where the glitter starts. In defense of Vamp, his glitter is more of a fine, illuminating coating -- more sparkle and shimmer than actual chunky glitter. He is made out of pure silicone (safety first, boys and girls - silicone rates at a 10 on the Material Safety scale!), and features a base that makes him equipped for use with a harness and safe for anal use. Vamp is six and three quarter inches in length -- just perfect for those more into "realistically sized" dildos than some of the behemoths out there and has a five inch circumference. He's pretty hefty, however, weighing in at 10.5 oz -- that's almost three quarters of a pound of sparkly cock goodness!
I want to love Vamp. I really do. He's pretty and glittery and realistically designed and sized and he sparkles, goddammit. He sparkles! If you know me, you know that I love anything sparkly. Glitter makes everything better. But... Vamp is almost too firm. I'm all for realistic, but real penises have a bit of "give", know what I mean? Vamp doesn't. While I greatly enjoy using him for vaginal penetration, he's firm enough that orgasms are pleasurable yet painful (think "Ooh... ow... ooh... ack!"). So, while I will certainly bring Vamp out to play every now and again, he probably won't be my go-to dildo, simply because he's overly firm -- for me, anyway.
Vamp is a realistically styled dildo -- meaning it has the defined head, frenulum, veins, etc -- though the realism stops where the glitter starts. In defense of Vamp, his glitter is more of a fine, illuminating coating -- more sparkle and shimmer than actual chunky glitter. He is made out of pure silicone (safety first, boys and girls - silicone rates at a 10 on the Material Safety scale!), and features a base that makes him equipped for use with a harness and safe for anal use. Vamp is six and three quarter inches in length -- just perfect for those more into "realistically sized" dildos than some of the behemoths out there and has a five inch circumference. He's pretty hefty, however, weighing in at 10.5 oz -- that's almost three quarters of a pound of sparkly cock goodness!
I want to love Vamp. I really do. He's pretty and glittery and realistically designed and sized and he sparkles, goddammit. He sparkles! If you know me, you know that I love anything sparkly. Glitter makes everything better. But... Vamp is almost too firm. I'm all for realistic, but real penises have a bit of "give", know what I mean? Vamp doesn't. While I greatly enjoy using him for vaginal penetration, he's firm enough that orgasms are pleasurable yet painful (think "Ooh... ow... ooh... ack!"). So, while I will certainly bring Vamp out to play every now and again, he probably won't be my go-to dildo, simply because he's overly firm -- for me, anyway.
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Vamp
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Does the Vamp come with a storage pouch or packaging that you can keep it in?
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There's a really good video review that I think talks about the packaging.
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Quote: Does the Vamp come with a storage pouch or packaging that you can keep it in?You can definitely use the packaging for storage. I don't think it was meant to be used that way, but it definitely works,
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Twilight: Would you Do Edward or Carlisle ?
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don't own this yet but looks like the perfect vampire dick you'd imagine on Edward or Carlisle,do you think? Well I'd do edward,but if I could only have Carlisle I'd do him he's hot too.
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I'd go for Bill or Eric (True Blood) instead :-)
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Quote: I'd go for Bill or Eric (True Blood) instead :-)never seen true blood someday I'll buy the series..lol I never have money
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Does it have to sparkle?
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I like vampires, and I like things that are shiny.
But I do not like my vampires to be shiny.
Could there be a non-sparkly version of the Vamp? (did I read somewhere that is used to be non-sparkly, but then Twilight happened and it was made sparkly, or did I imagine that?).
Just for thought - I can see the logic behind not being able to have multiple versions of one project out; at the same time, lots of products are available in more than one color and it could be a choice like that. :) -
Quote: I like vampires, and I like things that are shiny.The Vamp is modeled after the Tantus Sire, only sparklier.
But I do not like my vampires to be shiny.
Could there be a non-sparkly version of the Vamp? (did I read somewhere that is used to be non-sparkly, but then Twilight happened and it was made sparkly, or did I imagine that?).
Just for thought - I can see the logic behind not being able to have multiple versions of one project out; at the same time, lots of products are available in more than one color and it could be a choice like that. :)
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Quote: The Vamp is modeled after the Tantus Sire, only sparklier.Thanks! I really, REALLY like the shape of it..
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That's too bad about the firmness. That would be a problem for me, I think. Great review!
Oh, just noticed the title! Hahaha. Nice.
Very good review
Sorry the Vamp is too firm for you, I have one and it has a nice amount of give to it. Maybe the firmness varies with each piece?
I think I would have a problem with the firmness and the rim of the head. Thanks for the honest review!
Thanks for posting pictures of the Vamp in your review.
Thanks for being honest in your review. As others have mentioned, the firmness would bother me as well.
Thanks for the review!
Too bad it's not softer (I'm surprised you rated it 5 stars!). Thanks for the heads-up. I think I'll pass on this one.
The glitter had me sold! LOL great review!
nice
That sucks it is to firm. I too love anything sparkly and he looks nice, but I do not think i would enjoy him being so firm!
thanks for the review
Love the title haha! Thanks for the review!
Thanks.
Oh my gawd thanks for the pics. Now i can see it actually DOES sparkle
Thanks for the amazing photos!!!
Thanks for the pictures
Thanks for including pictures!