Oooooh That Smell...
This dildo functions just like a dildo should. Unless the dang thing has barbed wire sticking out of it, it's pretty hard to give a dildo a bad review... unless you've smelled one like this. It would have gotten 5 stars if it wasn't for the smell.Published: November 11, 2011
Pros:
Flexible, Realistic looking, Large (if you are into that), and fits in BonBon.
Cons:
THE SMELL!!!
Material / Texture
The first thing I noticed about the Classic Dong Royal upon removing it from the package was the horrid stench that filled my whole bedroom. I could even smell it out in the hallway. It was so strong and it was horrid. I've been trying to think of what exactly it smelled like and I just can't put my finger on it. Speaking of putting my fingers on it, the stench got all over my hands and they stunk until I washed them. My husband touched it as well, then touched his penis and then a little bit later I went to suck on it and his penis tasted and smelled like it. UGH! It's not your typical rubber toy smell. It's very chemically. Personally, even if you weren't going to use this with people you are not fluid bonded with, I would still put a condom or toy cover over it.
In the pictures, it showed it as being very textured and veiny. This did hold true, however, the underside was completely smooth.
And it was much more flexible than I thought it would be.
I suppose, other than being slightly cold to the touch it does feel somewhat realistic; mostly thanks to the texture. Although I don't think the veins add much as far as pleasure goes.
In the pictures, it showed it as being very textured and veiny. This did hold true, however, the underside was completely smooth.
And it was much more flexible than I thought it would be.
I suppose, other than being slightly cold to the touch it does feel somewhat realistic; mostly thanks to the texture. Although I don't think the veins add much as far as pleasure goes.
Design / Shape / Size
When I bought this I was well aware of the fact that it was 10 inches long. I bought it to use with my Liberator BonBon which has a pretty decent hole, so I knew I'd lose a few inches there. What I didn't expect was the overwhelming girth that this thing had. The information page said it was 1.75 inches in diameter. Apparently that is HUGE. I was trying to find something universal to take a picture of it with so that you could see how abnormally large this thing is and then my husband started messing around and gave me an idea.
This is what it would look like on a person:
And here it is in the package, on a standard sized pillow:
It makes the pillow look like a small decorative pillow! In the pics you can't see the actual girth too well. It looks MUCH smaller than it does in real life. So, when I was looking for a 'normal' sized play penis for my BonBon, I looked at inches and didn't pay attention to girth, and ended up with a monster cock. It's tolerable, but just not what I was looking for. And it certainly doesn't do much to build my husband's self confidence.
I would say that to the casual/beginning toy user this would be pretty intimidating. And, if you bought this as your first toy the smell would probably turn you off from toys forever.
This thing is NOT discreet in any way. I don't recommend packing it in any bag that might get searched, and it won't fit in the average sized purse. And people could smell it outside the bag anyways.
This is what it would look like on a person:
And here it is in the package, on a standard sized pillow:
It makes the pillow look like a small decorative pillow! In the pics you can't see the actual girth too well. It looks MUCH smaller than it does in real life. So, when I was looking for a 'normal' sized play penis for my BonBon, I looked at inches and didn't pay attention to girth, and ended up with a monster cock. It's tolerable, but just not what I was looking for. And it certainly doesn't do much to build my husband's self confidence.
I would say that to the casual/beginning toy user this would be pretty intimidating. And, if you bought this as your first toy the smell would probably turn you off from toys forever.
This thing is NOT discreet in any way. I don't recommend packing it in any bag that might get searched, and it won't fit in the average sized purse. And people could smell it outside the bag anyways.
Follow-up commentary
1 month after original review
We pretty much bought this solely for use in the Bon Bon, so it really hasn't gotten a whole lot of use, because that is just an every-once-in-a-while thing. But, I can verify that it still smells just as much as it did before.
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use a vibrating cock ring to get some buzz, we have the bon bon too. love it
That is a great idea! I don't know why I didn't think of that! I was trying to think of a way to shove a bullet up in there and have it stay...lol!
hey, i LOVE your title. so funny. and check out your photobucket account. they've removed some of your pictures. there should be a way to mark them as 'restricted' or something. i know on Flickr you can make your account 'restricted' and all your photos private and bypass the rigid conversativism that way.
thanks for a sweet review!
hey, i LOVE your title. so funny. and check out your photobucket account. they've removed some of your pictures. there should be a way to mark them as 'restricted' or something. i know on Flickr you can make your account 'restricted' and all your photos private and bypass the rigid conversativism that way.
thanks for a sweet review!
I have a toy from Doc Johnson that I am working on right now. It smells horrible too! They need to do some quality control on that! Lol
Thanks for the review.
If photo bucket is giving you a hard time you can upload your pics to the product pages and use the format to put in your review also.
@beck.... thanks!
Great review! Thanks!
I have photobucket as well, you can change your settings to private and shouldn't have any problems...at least that's worked for me so far
I'm kind of glad one of those pics got removed....lol.
Thanks for the review!
nice review! thanks!
Thanks for the review
Thanks for the review.