10" classic dong - dildo discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by Tessa Taboo

The Classic Dong Royal is a dildo that is meant for vaginal insertion. It is not intended for anal use, as the base is not flared. It doesn't vibrate or do anything fancy. It is basically just a rubber replica of a VERY large penis. You could use it alone, for solo play, or with your partner.

The first thing I noticed about the Classic Dong Royal upon removing it from the package was the horrid stench that filled my whole bedroom. I could even smell it out in the hallway. It was so strong and it was horrid. I've been trying to think of what exactly it smelled like and I just can't put my finger on it. Speaking of putting my fingers on it, the stench got all over my hands and they stunk until I washed them. My husband touched it as well, then touched his penis and then a little bit later I went to suck on it and his penis tasted and smelled like it. UGH! It's not your typical rubber toy smell. It's very chemically. Personally, even if you weren't going to use this with people you are not fluid bonded with, I would still put a condom or toy cover over it.

In the pictures, it showed it as being very textured and veiny. This did hold true, however, the underside was completely smooth.



And it was much more flexible than I thought it would be.



I suppose, other than being slightly cold to the touch it does feel somewhat realistic; mostly thanks to the texture. Although I don't think the veins add much as far as pleasure goes.

When I bought this I was well aware of the fact that it was 10 inches long. I bought it to use with my Liberator BonBon which has a pretty decent hole, so I knew I'd lose a few inches there. What I didn't expect was the overwhelming girth that this thing had. The information page said it was 1.75 inches in diameter. Apparently that is HUGE. I was trying to find something universal to take a picture of it with so that you could see how abnormally large this thing is and then my husband started messing around and gave me an idea.

This is what it would look like on a person:



And here it is in the package, on a standard sized pillow:



It makes the pillow look like a small decorative pillow! In the pics you can't see the actual girth too well. It looks MUCH smaller than it does in real life. So, when I was looking for a 'normal' sized play penis for my BonBon, I looked at inches and didn't pay attention to girth, and ended up with a monster cock. It's tolerable, but just not what I was looking for. And it certainly doesn't do much to build my husband's self confidence.

I would say that to the casual/beginning toy user this would be pretty intimidating. And, if you bought this as your first toy the smell would probably turn you off from toys forever.

This thing is NOT discreet in any way. I don't recommend packing it in any bag that might get searched, and it won't fit in the average sized purse. And people could smell it outside the bag anyways.

There isn't much information I could tell you about the performance of this thing. It doesn't do anything special, and it's really up to you and your body when it comes to whether or not you will like it. Inserted in the BonBon, it left 6-7 inches available for me and felt great as my husband mounted me from behind for double penetration. However, in order for a toy to get me off, there generally has to be vibration and usually in the form of clitoral stimulation. So, through no fault of the toy, it couldn't have gotten me off alone.

The Classic Dong Royal is made out of rubber. Rubber is pourous and hard to clean. You should use a condom or toy cover over it to prolong life and prevent any infections. It does collect hair and dust, so store it in the original package or a plastic bag (MAYBE it will fit in a gallon sized ziploc bag?). Silicone and water based lubes are okay to use with rubber.