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Open Wide For A Wild Chris Wide Ride!

Looking for a great looking cock? Give the Chris Wide dildo a perusal if realistic toys are your thing because this toy shines in that regard. However, if sharing and functionality are also important factors in your toying goals you may want to move on and choose something firmer and made from silicone.
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Pros:
Realistic look and feel. Big size but reasonable diameter. No chemical smell.
Cons:
Too floppy, porous, didn't rock the G-Spot.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

Colt has made this incredibly realistic looking dildo for vaginal penetration or anal play for the experienced players out there. Size queens can rejoice at the sheer amount of volume this dong packs and a feeling of fullness is guaranteed whenever this big boy is pulled from storage.
It's not just cell-phones that allow for hands-free operation thanks to the suction cup base which means this cock can be stuck to any smooth surface in your home. Fuck him on the floor, fuck him on the wall, fuck him on the chair! The list of possibilities goes on....The suction cup base also can be fit into a properly sized harness for pegging fun if that's your particular kink.
Not only is the look realistic but also the feel with the 'Better than Real' material living up to it's name in that regard. Unfortunately the material is very porous meaning that sharing or anal to vaginal play is a no-go unless you protect Mr. Wide with a condom. Sterilization is not possible.

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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Gender play
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Realistic
    • Suction cup base
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

The 'Better Than Real' construction material was something I'd never heard of before for a dildo to be made from. It is a PVC compound designed to mimic the feel of actual flesh and it does a damn good job accomplishing this task. There is no stickiness or smell that can accompany poorer quality products. Warm it up in a bowl of hot water and you'll swear that it's a real living, swelling, throbbing cock that you're taking inside you. I did find the material just a tad on the floppy side and I'll compare it to a mild case of whiskey dick. It gets the job done but I'd like to take it a bit firmer. The detail of the veins is exquisite right down the the wrinkles of the scrotum but I also would prefer the head to be a bit more pronounced to really give it a chance to hit my G-Spot.

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    • Flexible
    • No odor
    • Porous

Design / Shape / Size

Whoever Chris Wide is he certainly has been blessed with a lovely huge cock. This may be a toy that your husband will be secretly jealous of! Measuring a full 10 inches in length with 8 inches of that insertable it will fill the hungriest pussy or ass out there while the maximum diameter of just under 2 inches makes it fairly easy to accommodate. As I've already mentioned the detail in the molding is impressive with lovely veining down the shaft, slightly pronounced cock head, and a great bulbous sac at the base. The color is a tad pale for a Caucasian dick but this really is one of the more realistic toys I've seen out there.
The suction cup base holds nicely on non-porous surfaces especially if you wet the material first but I did manage to pull it off the shower wall when I got a little vigorous with it. The cock alone weighs almost 1 1/2 pounds so that suction cup has its work cut out for it whenever it's on a vertical surface.
I do wish that the PVC material was just a bit firmer because this long cock tends to flop around too much for my liking. I like my stiffys more stiff! I'd also like to see some upward curvature in the shaft and a more pronounced head on the toy so I could give my G-Spot some good stimulation. No offense Chris Wide, but even your beautiful dick can be improved upon....

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    • Experienced players
    • Realistic

Performance

Performance-wise the Chris Wide cock wins in the category for being realistic. It truly is a beautiful dildo to feel in the hands and look at. Unfortunately it lacks a little in the penetration parts of the tests. It just is too floppy for me and I want something more rigid in my insertable toys. It weighs quite a bit and I found that my wrists and hands got tired quickly when I was thrusting this big chuck of rubber. The suction cup helps with that but works better on horizontal surfaces so try it on a smooth chair, desktop, or (my personal favorite) shower floor tiles. I couldn't feel the veining on the shaft or even notice the head detail when it was inside me so other than giving me a great full feeling it didn't rock my world. I've still needed to give my clit stimulation either manually or with another vibe when I use this dildo to get off. My husband and I have talked about just dedicating this dong to anal play for him but it's a bit too realistic for his liking so Mr. Wide has been slipping further and further down in the toy box.

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    • Floppy
    • Heavy
    • Visually stimulating

Care and Maintenance

Sharing is not a possibility with the 'Better Than Real' material due to its porosity. Sterilization is impossible so be sure to always cover with a condom if swapping with partners or switching from anal to vaginal use. On the bright side both silicone and water-based lubricants can be used with this toy and the smooth finish means that a little lube tends to go a long way. There isn't many deep ridges on the toy which means that lubricant and bodily fluids are easily washed off, just use some extra care around the head.
For storage we keep the toy in the plastic bag that it came in and place that inside the black velour pouch that was included. This cock was picking up the back color of the fabric pouch if we didn't use the plastic bag to wrap it first. This also prevents lint pickup.
    • Cannot be sterilized

Packaging

As far as instructions go the only information provided does indeed mention possible color transfer to the dildo from the storage pouch if the toy isn't first wrapped in the plastic bag. This statement just makes me laugh especially since the storage pouch is made from 'premium' materials.
The box itself is quite large and the tree-huggers out there won't be happy with the resources that were wasted to encase Chris Wide's cock. In his defense it is a pretty big cock! On the bright side the box is recyclable and our garbage man probably had a good snicker at our bins again this month. There is nothing discreet about a photo of a giant dildo and that of Mr. Wide himself smiling naked from the packaging.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    Sorry you didn't like this one more
  • ththpup
    ththpup  
    Nice review.
  • Missy27
    Missy27  
    Your photos are incredible. Never seen anything look so real. Thanks for a great review.
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    Bleu  
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    Allstars316  
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    SecretKinksters  
    Great review, and pics! Thanks!!
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    GONE!  
    Nice review, the photos are really good!
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    SassySam  
    thank you for the review
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    PizzaSlut  
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