Perfect Beginning Packer

Overall, a very good choice for a first packer. It may not be a realistic color, but the size, texture, and details are spot on. The Mr. Limpy won't last forever, but at the price it certainly can't be beat.
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Pros
Inexpensive, realistic size and details
Cons
Tears easily, attracts lint and hair, unrealistic color
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

The Mr. Limpy Extra Small is a near-perfect and very affordable first time packer. It's very good for everyday use, however it does require some manipulation to make sure it sits correctly and looks realistic.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Gender play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

The Mr. Limpy is made of superskin, which does give it a mostly realistic feel. If you squeeze it hard you can tell that it is softer than a real cock would be, but it does look and feel realistic under clothes.

It did have a slight odor when I first got it, however, that went away after washing it. I've also noticed that if I wear mine all day, it will have a slight odor when I take it off. Again, after washing the Mr. Limpy, that goes away as well.

One disadvantage of the material is that it's very prone to tearing. I've had mine for about two months and there are already small tears along the side of the balls as well as a small piece missing from the shaft. I don't know how either of those damages occurred, so no matter how careful you are, it seems like the Mr. Limpy will show some wear and tear over time. None of the damages on mine impact it's use; they're more just aesthetic flaws at this point. The material also picks up lint/dust/hair very easily.
    • Flexible
    • Porous

Design / Shape / Size

The shaft of the Mr. Limpy is about 3.5" long. I don't find that balls are too large in comparison to the shaft, but this packer does seem to default to "erect," which can obviously be problematic. I'm about 5'3", and overall it's the perfect size for me.

The back is smooth and flat, and the rest is textured. There are veins and other details on the balls and shaft which can't really be felt through clothing. The shape of the head is much more pronounced and can be felt through underwear, and even lighter shorts. It isn't a very realistic color, definitely more pink than skin-toned, which could be annoying for some people.
    • Beginner
    • Realistic

Performance

It definitely helps to wear a harness with the Mr. Limpy. I have one of the SpareParts harnesses and it works perfectly. You can also wear it under a pair of tighter-fitting underwear, so the shaft is pressed down and doesn't look like it's erect. However, if you just drop it in your underwear, you'll have to be careful when you use the restroom that it doesn't fall out. I'd also recommend wearing it around the house for a few days before wearing it out in public, just so you can get used to how it feels and make any necessary adjustments in private.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

The Mr. Limpy can be washed with warm water and soap. After washing it does get very sticky, but dusting it lightly with cornstarch will counteract that. Since it does pick up hair and dust very easily, I would recommend storing it in a bag or pouch when you're not using it.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

My Mr. Limpy came in a clear, plastic bag with no instructions or other packaging. You can store it in the plastic bag again, but it's not very discreet and I'd definitely recommend not opening it when others are around.
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
Follow-up commentary
I was worried about my Mr. Limpy sustaining more damage as I continued to use it, but apart from the tears mentioned in the original review there's nothing else wrong. I don't think it'll last me forever, but it has lasted me almost five months so far and I've been very impressed with it.

I think when I need to buy a new packer, I'm definitely going to get another Mr. Limpy.
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