Perfect for FTM guys

Overall, Mr. Limpy is a great starter packer. I'd recommend him to anyone looking to pack for cheap. He will make you look and feel much better.
Published:
Pros:
Very realistic, very comfortable, very cheap.
Cons:
A little too big for small guys, very difficult to clean.
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review

Use

Mr. Limpy is great for packing under clothes. It's very lifelike and looks just like a real dick. For any guys who are feeling down about their junk and are strapped for cash, invest in Mr. Limpy. The only problem I have is that this size is a little big for me. I'd suggest that if you're a shorter guy, go for the x-small. While five inches doesn't seem like a lot, it looks like you're half-mast under your shorts. Also, Mr. Limpy is a little tricky to clean, so think about that before wearing anything that will stick to it or anything fuzzy.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Ftm
    • Gender play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Comfortable
    • Lifelike
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

This toy is not very realistic in terms of texture. It's a little sticky due to the material. Mr. Limpy is very soft and was obviously not designed as the perfect packer. However, as long as you're not packing to play, it's great.
    • Harness compatible
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

The design is great. It looks exactly like a real dick. Under clothing or even over (maybe from a distance), Mr. Limpy looks incredibly realistic. The only problem I've had is the size. For shorter FTM dudes, I'd recommend the x-small Mr. Limpy.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Realistic

Performance

For the most part, Mr. Limpy performs very well. I pack all day while in public and I've never had a problem with the way he looks. Because Mr. Limpy is so, well, limp, I'd say you should get a better harness than the one in the 'Some things go better together' deal. The balls are not at all made for support, so there is a little bit of a droopage issue if you're packing without underwear. Other than that, Mr. Limpy is very comfortable and soft and easy to use.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

Cleaning Mr. Limpy is a little complicated. You cannot boil him, bleach him, use soap, or soak him. If he gets a little fuzzy, your only option is to take a terrycloth washrag and do your best. I'd definitely take that into consideration before buying this little guy. For storage, keep it in a plastic bag or some other container that won't let him pick up lint.
    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean

Packaging

Mr. Limpy comes in a little baggie with no instructions, but if you're buying him, you probably know what he's used for.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

Overall, Mr. Limpy is wonderful. Keep the size and clean-ability in mind when buying, and get a harness that will keep him in place. For broke guys who need a beginner packer, I 100% say go with Mr. Limpy.

Experience

My girlfriend loves it. It's very grope-able and realistic-looking from outside the pants. I've had a fantastic time packing with Mr. Limpy. Just remember he's not really good for play, just for show.
Follow-up commentary
I wouldn't say that I don't like Mr. Limpy anymore, but I have started to realize that it's a little bit too big. I said in my original review and I'll say it again, 'small' is misleading. This dude will hang down your pant leg and make wearing tight jeans pretty difficult. Unless you want to look like you're hung, which looks a little suspicious on me, try the extra small.
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Comments
  • G&L
    G&L  
    Thanks.
  • Femme Mystique
    Femme Mystique  
    Welcome to the community! When reviewing toys like this, many people like to know what specific material the toy is made from. Overall a good first review though!
  • Boyqueen
    Boyqueen  
    I appreciate the review!
  • maddameheather
    maddameheather  
    ty great review
  • Ms. Summer
    Ms. Summer  
    Thanks
  • MK434
    MK434  
    Thanks for the review!
  • SadoMas
    SadoMas  
    thnaxxxx a bunch!
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    Gluesnffr  
    thanks for the review
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    Sima-pusya  
    thanks for reviewing
  • britanny0620
    britanny0620  
    Thanks for the review, welcome to EdenFantasys!
  • The Sexologist
    The Sexologist  
    Nice review, thank you for letting everyone know that he is NOT meant for penetration.
  • KimberlyFDR
    KimberlyFDR  
    For cleaning, water works fine. Plus, cornstarch to keep him feeling smooth.
  • Asher
    Asher  
    Thankx.....sex with these is impossible lol
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