Perfect Packer

While Mr. Limpy Small won't drop your voice, give you facial hair, or flatten your chest, he does fill a void in your pants. My wife and I LOVE how grope-able it is, and it's incredibly realistic. It's perfect for anyone who wants to proudly walk with a little more.
Published:
Pros:
super cheap, comfortable, extremely realistic, just the right size
Cons:
pink color is a bit much (but it fades), crawls around if worn in boxers without a harness
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

This is an awesome toy for gender play. Inside pants, it creates a VERY realistic bulge. It looks fantastic and it feels even better. If you're looking for something to create a bulge at a distance (say, for drag kinging), its not going to be that much different than a lot of packed sock techniques. But it just FEELS so much more realistic when worn than a sock ever will. I've found that even at a distance its well worth it because of the psychological boost having a realistic packer has. Aesthetically, there isn't much of a difference. But psychologically it certainly helped me feel more cocky.
:)
I HIGHLY recommend this packer to anyone who wants their gender play to pass a grope test. This soft pack feels incredibly when groped through underwear.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gender play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

It feels REALLY real. Since I hadn't handled that many flesh and blood cocks at the time, we actually had a groping contest with our gay boy friends to see just how good it was. Their faces were amazing. I've since had it grope-tested by many more people and have had clear consensus that it is realistic.
When I forget to dust it with cornstarch it can get sticky, which isn't very lifelike. Luckily this is easy to fix. I like to add the cornstarch liberally and then dust it off with a towel. So long as the packer is dry before I put the cornstarch on, there doesn't seem to be any lint problem.
Made of superskin, it's also latex free (a big plus for me since I'm allergic!) and has very little odor.
It's smooth and has a fleshy give and resilience very similar to real skin. It is a bit stretchier than a real cock, but its not a problem since it holds its shape very well.
Do be warned, the color is a bit more pink than it looks in the picture. Luckily, it faded to a more demure beige after a few months.
    • Fleshy
    • Like real skin
    • Realistic

Design / Shape / Size

The Mr. Limpy Small is a very useful size. It's small enough that most people didn't notice it unless I made a gesture towards it or wore REALLY tight pants. I had a hard time believing this though because it felt HUDGE in my pants until I got used to it. I felt conspicuous, but most of it was in my head.
And when you get right down to it, that's what's so great about having a realistic packer. Most of the time, it's not going to be markedly different than packing with a sock. But it FEELS so much more real, that feeling of realness does a lot to make one feel like you have a real cock.
The details on it are also really good, especially considering the price. The details on the head look really good, especially once the pink color fades. The fleshy resilience on the balls is also fantastic. Sometimes I can't help but fondle them when I'm wearing it. The only thing about the design that kind of weirds me out is how far the head can stretch. Its a bit inhuman... but it doesn't stretch that hard on its own so its not a problem.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Realistic

Performance

When it comes right down to it, the biggest unrealistic thing about it is that it can be removed. This is a big problem if you're wearing it with boxers because it can crawl around quite a bit. Luckily, this is also easy to fix. It packs very well with these squarepants harnesses as well as the Rodeoh.
It's also easy to make a packing harness. My wife made one with 1" elastic strap and a spare o-ring, and it works really well. It's really easy to make.
I've also found that it stays in place pretty darn well in good fitting briefs or jockstraps. A lot of underwear designed to better present male packages (just like a push up bra for boys) well to hold a packer in place. I've also used girl's boy briefs (like these) to good effect since the lack of extra fabric helps create enough tension to hold it steady. So long as the underwear fits well, the packer tends to stay put. Since underwear made for girls fits me better at the moment than most underwear made for guys, this is what I generally use.
It's also easy to move this packer out of the way to stand to pee. While this isn't quite as nifty as the packers one can actually pee through, it's easy enough to at least make do with it. Again, for the price it's absolutely fantastic.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

It's lasted me a year before getting dingy looking, and I've cleaned it regularly with a very small amount of ordinary liquid hand soap and warm water. I highly recommend air-drying to prevent lint build up, followed with a liberal sprinkling of cornstarch immediately after it dries. If you wait too long, the Mr. Limpy turns into Mr. Linty.
I also recommend cleaning it as often as possible. Its in your pants, its going to get sweaty. Its possible to cover it with a fabric panel, sock, etc. to help it not get terribly sweaty... but its still going to get sweaty and gross eventually. If you still want it groped, I recommend cleaning it after every use.
    • Easy to clean
    • High maintenance

Personal comments

This is one of those few cheap things that works really, REALLY well. Its been fantastic for helping me cope with dysphoria, especially since I can sleep with it much more comfortably than I can a typical strap on harness and cock. Since I often feel very vulnerable in my dysphoria when I take off my binder for sleep, having a soft packer has been fantastic for helping me feel comfortable in my gender.
    • Sex toys for better mental health

Experience

It's seriously realistic. I wore this to a pansexual sleepover party once. One of my friends (who didn't know I identify as trans*) saw it when I was bending over in a pair of boxers. It was real enough that she had to do a double take, and then when she couldn't shake it out of her mind she had to come and check with me. She told me that she thought it was real and was worried that she'd been using the wrong pronoun for me! I was expecting to turn heads in mood lighting, but this was in the full light of the morning.
<3 This gave me many happy passing feelings that lasted for months. <3
She ended up being a fantastic ally when I finally felt brave enough to request male and gender neutral pronouns.
This content is the opinion of the submitting contributor and is not endorsed by EdenFantasys.com
Become a Reviewer. Get free toys. Enjoy Special Deals
Do you like this review?
Comments
  • Rawr4483
    Rawr4483  
    Great review! Thank you!
  • Caprieclipse
    Caprieclipse  
    excellent review!
  • icelandia
    icelandia  
    great review
  • amberf83
    amberf83  
    thanks for the review
  • mamaseatspoop
    mamaseatspoop  
    mew
  • MJ7
    MJ7  
    thank you so much for the review, this was super helpful
  • SumFun75
    SumFun75  
    great!!
  • Andrew1992
    Andrew1992  
    Great review!
  • r00ster
    r00ster  
    Thanks for the review
  • Redweird
    Redweird  
    Great review, thanks!
  • tony
    tony  
    nice review!
  • jjasc90
    jjasc90  
    Great review. Thank you!
  • KimberlyFDR
    KimberlyFDR  
    This is a great starter packer! Thanks for the review.
Forum
Discussion Posts Last Update
Size 10
Seems to be a lot of gender varints using packers, rather than trans guys 26
Thank you for viewing Mr. Limpy small – packing dildo review page!