Mr. Limpy extra small - packing dildo by Fleshlight - review by Megasaurusrex

Mr. Limpy Extra Small is a great packer for beginners or people who don't care about size. He is easy to use and fits in most brief underwear or in a packing strap, if you have one. Straps aren't necessary, which I love. Just stuff him in your underwear. The flat back of the product is comfortable against the pelvic bone. He also warms to the touch fairly quickly, so temperature is not a problem. Although he is advertised as 'extra small,' Mr. Limpy gives a nice bulge in your pants.

I have to admit, when he first came in the mail I was extremely excited. I couldn't wait to have a packer and I knew my boyfriend would like him, too. The only issues upon opening him up and subjecting him to inspection was the number of small tears along the shaft and balls. It seems that perhaps during packaging, he was rubbed against something which gave him a tear along the shaft and balls. It is small enough to not really notice if you aren't looking for it. Also, the bag he comes in was not damaged in any way so I assumed it was during packaging. Another thing is on top of the head right where the shaft meets it, there is a sizable chunk missing. It doesn't look like it was ripped off, instead it looks like an air bubble could have been there during the molding process. It isn't a huge deal, I just think fleshlight should take better care to perfect their products before sending them out to retailers.

Mr. Limpy Extra Small is incredibly soft to the touch and has a skin-like feel. Roll him in a bit of corn starch and you get a super realistic feel. While looking realistic, it stretches in a way that would be impossible in real life. Seriously, the shaft alone stretches to a good 12" when pulled. He is very squishy which, if you are childish and just like to play with things like me, is another added bonus for fun when not using him to pack.

The head is nicely detailed. The shaft has some vein definition and definition where either a pulled back or cut foreskin would be. The testicles are detailed with small bumps and wrinkles, which give it a good texture.

Mr. Limpy has a slight smell when you first open the package, although it isn't very overpowering and isn't a bad smell. He does, however, absorb smells quickly. So make sure you wash him often with soap and water. I would also advise not to store him in the same place as any scented lubes or other toys that are scented as he will pick up their scents.

A nice thing about the material is that it warms up to body temperature pretty quickly.

The only negative I have is that he leaves an odd feeling on your hands when handled. Nothing sticky or gross, just different. Almost like the feeling your hands have after taking off rubber gloves with the powder inside.

When I was deciding what packer I wanted, size was my number one concern. I didn't want something too big. I chose Mr. Limpy Extra Small because the shaft is only 3" and the balls seemed anatomically proportionate to the shaft. I underestimated his size. When he came in the mail, I was slightly intimidated with his size. Although small, this is my first packer and I didn't really expect him to be as big as he is. It isn't an immediate turn off to the product, but is something I just wasn't prepared for.

He is pretty realistic. I'm kind of critical of things that are supposed to be realistic, and the only issues I have are that I think the balls are a little too round and the ridge above the head, where the foreskin was either removed or pulled back, is a bit too large compared to the rest of the shaft.

Some people have complained of the pinkish color Mr. Limpy has. I don't have a problem with it. Even though my skin has a more olive tone, the difference isn't a huge one and doesn't bother me. It's not like I'm running around town showing everyone what I'm packing.

Mr. Limpy works exactly like he is advertised. You can either stuff him in your underwear or buy the Mr. Right packing strap that works with packing dildos. The packing strap holds him in place better, but is not necessary.

Some people have said that they have an issue with the way he stands when sitting on a flat surface or when held straight up. The shaft points straight out instead of flopping down like a real penis. This doesn't bother me at all. In my case, he folds down fine when worn in underwear.

I think it needs to be said, just in case, that Mr. Limpy extra small is a packing dildo. That means he is meant to resemble a flaccid penis. Therefore, he is not meant for penetration of any kind. I suppose you can try, but you aren't going to get very far with it.

Mr. Limpy Extra Small is really easy to clean. Since he is made of superskin like other fleshlight products, all you need is a little soap and warm water and he's all clean. The material does, however, pick up lint, hair, and dust really easily. For that reason, I store him in a plastic container.

The superskin material does pick up scents, as I have already stated. My advice is to store him away from other scented toys and lubes if you don't want him to smell. If you like the smell of your other toys and lubes, then go ahead and store them together. Just expect Mr. Limpy to smell just as strongly as those other products.

Mr. Limpy Extra Small comes in a clear plastic bag with a small label identifying the product. I was expecting it to be in a little box with the name in bold letters. While I appreciate the simplicity and minimalism of the packaging, I think a little more craftsmanship wouldn't hurt either.