Crystal jellies royal - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by RayneBlade

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Perfectly Pleasurable

If you are looking for a realistic toy this will do. The material is nice and soft and the toy is quite nice. With a good size not too small but not a monster either its goof for many people. I love the look and feel of this dildo and would highly recommend it to almost anyone.
soft, realistic, suction cup
Porous, collects dust, smells funny at first
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This is a great dildo for solo or partner play. With the suction cup feature it could really be used in a great variety of places like the bath or shower. I would say you could use this for anytime masturbation. Since it has balls it would be safe to insert anally but because of the jelly material its best to use a condom if switching between anal and vaginal use. Its not super small so if you are brand new to toys you may want to get something a bit smaller, but even some beginners may find this toy pleasurable to use.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal

Material / Texture

This is a jelly material so it is not a toy that should be shared, it is best to use a condom when switching between anal and vaginal use. It has a bit of a plastic smell at first but I do not notice at much any more.It is soft but not too soft and has a very realistic look to it even down to the balls. I think the texture being like a real penis adds to the enjoyment, at least for me it did. I would say its a good texture for beginners because its pretty much the same as a real penis.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Porous

Design / Shape / Size

The realistic look and shape of this toy make it a nice choice for those who prefer the experience of an actual penis. I think for good thrusting and realistic intercourse sensation this does just what you want. I like the size, although for those who are tight and don't handle size it may be a "stretch" pun intended. For the average user its a good toy in my opinion. Its not he most discreet toy as its not very small and looks like a dick simply put. If you are not shy or embarrassed you could travel with it but through an x-ray machine its gonna look like exactly what it is.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play
    • Realistic


I love the suction cup on this it hold really well on lots of surfaces, the tub and shower hold it great. I tried it on a wooden stool and it held there well too. My friend hung it on our bathroom mirror as a joke and it stayed until it was taken down by me, that was at least a month. For me its great it has the length to get deep and since its soft if you get a bit rough you wont be likely to hurt yourself.

Care and Maintenance

This toy should be washed with warm water and a very mild soap or even a toy approved cleaner. Do not store it with other toys of the same material as they can react to each other, and if you do try to keep it in the packaging. This toy may react with any lube other than a simple water based lube so only use those. Before and after every use wiping it down is a good idea as well because this type of material tends to collect dust and stuff even when its stored.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean
    • High maintenance
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  • OH&W, Lovebears
    I think your review borders on EU and U. If you include some pic comparisons and more on experience would be solid EU. I'll mark EU to even out the vote sofar !
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