Pinkie Winkie and the Big Dick Day

It's a very soft, realistic limp penis. It looks real under cloth and has just the right amount of length and girth to not be blatantly obvious. The bulge is nicely accentuated when the shaft is positioned right and the weight reminds you it is there. It may require a special packing setup or the right underpants to keep it positioned, however, due to the length of the shaft and how it sits on the balls.
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Pros:
Very realistic
Looks like a penis
Fits well in packing briefs
Cons:
Not as easy to use spur of the moment because of the length and shape
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

After trying the Mr. Limpy XS packer, I wanted to get a different feel and picked up the Mr. Limpy Small. It is the same pink possibly-sunburned-flesh color as the other Mr. Limpy designs, which means it doesn't match my pale whiteness. I don't mind, but it's worth mentioning.

I tried this packer in both regular underpants (like how I wear my XS) and in the SpareParts Pete Packer Briefs.

In the underpants, I had to set the balls higher than I'd have liked just to make sure the entire shaft was covered by cloth. When it was settled in, the bulge was much larger than with the XS. To me, it didn't look natural. The shaft was difficult to keep in place as well, meaning I was shifting myself (it) around quite a bit more than I felt comfortable with. I found I could not walk around and feel confident about my job of packing.

In the SpareParts Briefs, the balls did sit in a more natural place, making it more comfortable. The bulge was evened out a lot better with the support the SpareParts Briefs gave and it was quite a bit more realistic in my eyes.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
    • Gender play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

All the Mr. Limpy packers are made of Superskin, which is very realistic. They are very soft to the touch and not smelly like some other realistic types of material. I would definitely suggest washing the toy and your hands before using it, though.

They are very stretchy. In fact, if you hold the balls and pull the shaft back over your hand, you have a veritable weapon (albeit a clumsy one). Think: slingshot, but with a penis. Wangshot?

The material does have a fragility to it and it looks like it can scuff or tear easily. So far my XS has held up to general wear and tear without issue, but with this dangly bit longer than the XS's shaft, I worry it might get a little more beaten up.
    • Flexible
    • No odor

Design / Shape / Size

Let's start from the bottom.
The balls aren't as detailed or as large as the XS. They actually are a little thin and almost flimsy-feeling. You can definitely tell they are testicles, but they are a little slim. The detail along the shaft is minimal and there seems to be a crease (that's not a natural crease) that doesn't go away even after laying Mr. Limpy flat. The head and glans are detailed like a circumcised penis and look pretty realistic.

When you set the base (back of the balls) on a flat surface, the penis flops and hangs over the balls with a slight curve to it. It also looks like mine hangs to the right. The penis will not stand up on its own like the XS. The weight is light and almost friendly; the feel of this dong is not intimidating at all and is very comfortable in the hand.

If you're looking for a realistic limp penis, this is it. Not too long, not too short; pretty much middle-ground and not too difficult to manage or pack. The shaft is four inches around, the length from the base to the tip of the head is six inches, which is about an inch to 1.5 inches beyond a normal palm width. The balls are about 1.25 inches thick. (In contrast, the Mr. Limpy XS's balls are almost two inches thick.)

Performance

It's great because it's realistic and versatile. You can likely use it with your favorite packing system or just plain underpants if you're bold.

With the XS I was able to wear it freely around the house wearing just underpants, but with the Small I did not get as much pants-time against bare skin or pubic hair. With the XS, though, I could have it against skin and pubic hair and it wasn't a bother or an irritant. I suspect this is the same for the Small but, again, I had to use my packer panties to get a comfortable fit.

You really can't penetrate anything but your mouth with this. I tried.
Related: there is no taste to it.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

All the Mr. Limpy Superskin toys can only be washed with water: no harsh cleaners or smelly soaps. To keep the texture and to keep it from getting sticky, it's suggested you use cornstarch to dust it once in a while. Keep it in a baggie or wrapped in plastic to keep it from picking up lint and also to protect it from other toys and their scents and colors.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

Simple seam-sealed plastic bag. Nothing fancy, no instructions. Just a dick in a bag.

To remove:

Just follow these steps.
One, cut a hole in the bag.
Two, take your junk out' the bag.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

Between this and the Mr. Limpy XS, I tend to like the XS better because it doesn't take a packer setup to wear comfortably and it feels and looks more towards my preferences. There is nothing wrong with the Mr. Limpy Small, though, and I do like it when I take the time to get the whole setup together and wear my packing briefs.

Experience

Between the Extra Small and the Medium, I would honestly choose one or the other, not the Small. It seems to lack the definition of both the Medium and the Extra Small, and with the small balls, you'd be better off using a harness, which is much more work.

If you have it in a harness, the balls being smaller doesn't really matter because you're not relying on them to be a sturdy base against your skin to hold the packer in place.

This certainly is not a bad packer, it just didn't strike me as being as good as the Extra Small or Medium.
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Comments
  • Antipova
    Antipova  
    Wonderful job, and a lot of great information! I wouldn't have expected this one to be less balanced than the other two. Thanks for the comparisons!
  • Teacookie
    Teacookie  
    thank you very much
  • Niyari
    Niyari  
    I don't like the idea of bigger balls of the XS, but it's good to know the smaller balls also have their downfalls :/
  • xxjoel
    xxjoel  
    Whoa! Thanks for the picture! That looks way bigger than I expected!
  • SkinFlute
    SkinFlute  
    thanks for the pic!!
  • mfisher
    mfisher  
    Your reviews are great
  • mfisher
    mfisher  
    Your reviews are great
  • Boyqueen
    Boyqueen  
    I really enjoy your review. The bit about "cut a hole in the bag - take out of the bag" made me laugh.
  • Equae
    Equae  
    Thanks for pointing out the bit about the small balls; I never even thought about that.
  • Snozzberries
    Snozzberries  
    Thanks Boyqueen.
    Equae - You know, I didn't think about that either; in the comparison, I was really surprised they weren't all the same with just longer dongles.
  • icelandia
    icelandia  
    great review
  • SumFun75
    SumFun75  
    good!
  • r00ster
    r00ster  
    Thanks for the review
  • KimberlyFDR
    KimberlyFDR  
    Haha, love the packaging instructions
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