Realistic vibrator discontinued
by NMC Ltd

Pretty pink design but gross performance

I can't recommend this unless you want to use it only for clitoral use with a condom and lubricant. This may have been my worst experience with a sex toy. I tried super hard to achieve orgasm with it. Not only was I unable to but it ruined the possibility of an orgasm from my other toys. I would give this a rating of 1 if the design weren't so cute.
Published:
Pros
Awesome color, fun somewhat realistic design, fairly strong, easy to use controls.
Cons
Super loud, drying, uncomfortable.
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

I assumed that this toy would work well for insertion. However I found it to be quite thick and uncomfortable when I actually tried that. I did get some pleasure when using it for clitoral stimulation.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

This vibe is made of a combination of plastic and TPR. When I first opened it I was impressed with the softness of the vibe skin since I don't think I've ever owned one made of these specific properties. It's also my first vibe that looks at all realistic so I thought that was neat as well. It has an incredibly off putting smell that didn't go away after use or cleaning.
    • Porous
    • Rigid
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size


I love this vibrator's particular shade of pink. It is 7.5" long with an insertable length of 6.5". It is 4" wide all of the way around. It seemed a bit thick to me so I wouldn't recommend that a beginner try to use this. This toy is in no way discreet, it's obviously a sex toy. I wouldn't travel with it.
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

There are three available speeds to this vibrator. You simply adjust them with the dial at the bottom. It's pretty simple. They are located within the plastic part of the vibrator that is inside of the outer skin. So while the vibrations are strong (especially considering that it only takes two AA batteries) they feel muffled. This toy is so noisy that I felt like I was getting on a helicopter when I used it. I wouldn't use it in the tub as water could leak in through the cap.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

According to EF, TPR (which is what the outer part of the toy is made of) is porous and cannot be disinfected with boiling water. You shouldn't share a toy like this unless you are using condoms. It can be washed with warm water and toy cleaner or soap. I used a wipe to clean it after use. I don't want to store this with my other toys as I have a feeling that it may melt onto them if my bedroom gets too hot (I've had this experience before).
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean

Packaging


The Real pleasure arrived at my house in a large EdenFantasys plastic, promo package since I got it as a free gift. It contains a lot of fun, useful info about the site that newbies might not know about. I don't know if it's sent like this if you buy it outright. The packaging is about 12" long and 9" thick (all around).

Inside of the thick, plastic outer packaging the vibrator was encased in two plastic sleeves. I found this impressive.

There aren't any instructions listed as to how to use the vibrator on the packaging.

The packaging isn't useful for storing the vibe so I'm chucking it. I don't think that I would leave it in the large outer packaging if I were giving it as a gift either.
    • Not discreet

Experience

When I opened this I was super jazzed. The color and feel were so fun that I assumed that I would love it. However I had an awful experience with it. I've read some suggestions that with similar toys you should use a condom and lube while using it. However I'm A. lazy and B. super wet. I never need lube vaginally.

When I used this on my clitoris it felt good at first but then the vibrations while somewhat muffled were also numbing. It's difficult to explain but it was not getting me off.

When I tried to insert it I had some difficulty. At first I thought that it was just the size but after using it I've determined that it was the material. While using it inside I found it uncomfortable.

Now here are the weirdest parts: I'm naturally very wet but it was like this toy dried me out. After trying to get off for what I consider to be too long when using a vibrator I pulled out my go to toys to finish. I couldn't finish because I was both dry and icky. Yes, icky. This toy had left some sort of starchy stuff inside of me.

When I went to clean my other toys it was also on there. Ugh, I never want to use this again.
Follow-up commentary
I finally got a chance to try this again. After the last use I cleaned it. Then I cleaned it again before this use. I found the toy very uncomfortable when inserted and couldn't get off. It still left a small amount of residue after use.

I then removed the soft, pink outer cover. I tried the hard plastic inside with some small vibe sleeves that I already owned. It fits snugly in my favorite one. This way I can really feel the vibrations. I was going to throw the whole thing away so I'm glad that I was able to get some sort of use out of it.
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  • Contributor: Geogeo
    Yikes thanks for the warning
  • Contributor: Kitka
    Did you happen to wash this before use? If not that may have been why there was starchiness left inside you. Great review and sorry to hear that was so disappointing for you.
  • Contributor: ska
    Very helpfull thank you
  • Contributor: PrincessYagami
    thanks
  • Contributor: RedKyuubi
    Thanks
  • Contributor: Stinkytofu10
    Great review, thank you!
  • Contributor: Sera26
    DynamicKitty, no I didn't and I really think that I should have.
  • Contributor: invisiblehat
    Oh, wow. Thanks for the warning and the review.
  • Contributor: HotMilk
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: debo
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: MK434
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: excitedexplorer
    Thanks so much for your review! I'm getting this as a free gift and I will definitely be sure to wash it first to avoid the problems you talk about...so helpful!
  • Contributor: The B man
    thank you
  • Contributor: frisky069
    Thanks for the review!
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