Pyrex = Hot Sex!
Published: July 14, 2008
useful review
This is a really fun toy that will bring you years of pleasure. The smooth glass and bumpy shaft feel amazing. I also love the control the handle provides. This has been my go-to toy for partnered play since it's arrival!
Pros:
Great quality. Good for temp. play.
Cons:
While I personally think all glass toys are attractive, I've seen a lot more interesting pieces.
I may be preaching to the choir here, but Pyrex is so worth the money. The Bump Juicer is my first Pyrex toy and I’m definitely a fan.
I previously purchased a cyberglass dildo, and was so impressed with the material that I decided that investing in a Pyrex toy would be well worth it. The main difference between cyberglass and Pyrex is quality. Cyberglass is a lesser material, although it’s much cheaper and a great way to decide if you want to drop a couple hundred bucks on a Pyrex toy that should last you a very long time. Both materials are hard, non-porous and phthalate-free – which if you’re at Edenfantasys, you know is a very good thing. The main difference, as far as I can tell, is durability. Pyrex is far less likely to chip or shatter if you drop it in your porcelain tub. I mean, you don’t need to worry about a cyberglass toy breaking during use, but it is definitely less forgiving if dropped.
The most amazing thing for me about Pyrex is how smooth it is. It feels amazing and when you add temperature play into the mix, you’re in for amazing sensations unlike anything else I’ve experienced. Glass retains temperature quite well, so if you stick it in the freezer or hot water for a bit before play, you’ll add another element to the mix.
One thing I really love about this toy is the bumpy texture. In contrast to the insane smoothness of the Bump Juicer, the bumps feel really good. The entire shaft is covered with them, along with the top of the flared base above the handle. Speaking of the handle, it’s really great for control. I can imagine that a Pyrex toy could get really slippery fairly quickly if it became covered in lube. The handle really enabled me to have complete control over this dildo at all time – and I like being in control! The only thing that was a little weird was when the handle was used to rotate the toy. When it was rotated 360 degrees, it felt more weird than good – but that might just be me. I was a much happier girl when it was slightly twisted back and forth. Either way, you have a lot of control over this toy and I’m guessing you’ll figure out what you like best.
This would also be a great toy for anal play – it even has a flared base! It’s a little too thick for my tastes, but it’s got all the makings of a great butt toy. The Bump Juicer is a compact little guy that pleases in a number of ways with its sizeable, grooved head and bumpy shaft. Overall, I really recommend Pyrex for anyone who’s looking for an amazing dildo that will last for years. It’s totally durable, easy to sterilize and care for, and aesthetically pleasing.
I previously purchased a cyberglass dildo, and was so impressed with the material that I decided that investing in a Pyrex toy would be well worth it. The main difference between cyberglass and Pyrex is quality. Cyberglass is a lesser material, although it’s much cheaper and a great way to decide if you want to drop a couple hundred bucks on a Pyrex toy that should last you a very long time. Both materials are hard, non-porous and phthalate-free – which if you’re at Edenfantasys, you know is a very good thing. The main difference, as far as I can tell, is durability. Pyrex is far less likely to chip or shatter if you drop it in your porcelain tub. I mean, you don’t need to worry about a cyberglass toy breaking during use, but it is definitely less forgiving if dropped.
The most amazing thing for me about Pyrex is how smooth it is. It feels amazing and when you add temperature play into the mix, you’re in for amazing sensations unlike anything else I’ve experienced. Glass retains temperature quite well, so if you stick it in the freezer or hot water for a bit before play, you’ll add another element to the mix.
One thing I really love about this toy is the bumpy texture. In contrast to the insane smoothness of the Bump Juicer, the bumps feel really good. The entire shaft is covered with them, along with the top of the flared base above the handle. Speaking of the handle, it’s really great for control. I can imagine that a Pyrex toy could get really slippery fairly quickly if it became covered in lube. The handle really enabled me to have complete control over this dildo at all time – and I like being in control! The only thing that was a little weird was when the handle was used to rotate the toy. When it was rotated 360 degrees, it felt more weird than good – but that might just be me. I was a much happier girl when it was slightly twisted back and forth. Either way, you have a lot of control over this toy and I’m guessing you’ll figure out what you like best.
This would also be a great toy for anal play – it even has a flared base! It’s a little too thick for my tastes, but it’s got all the makings of a great butt toy. The Bump Juicer is a compact little guy that pleases in a number of ways with its sizeable, grooved head and bumpy shaft. Overall, I really recommend Pyrex for anyone who’s looking for an amazing dildo that will last for years. It’s totally durable, easy to sterilize and care for, and aesthetically pleasing.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the
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Is there any kind of weight difference between pyrex and cyberglass?
Also, it looks like you might be able to turn it around and use the handle as a small butt plug... yes?
I don't see a noticeable difference when comparing the toys i have. Of course, they're different sizes, but they seem similar. and yes to the small end for anal penetration although i think of a plug as something that stays up there. i think the weight of other end would be too much.
I, too, was rather weirded out by the rotating "juicing" functions of the juicer I own. I know it's the intended purpose of the toy and what makes it unique, but it definitely feels strange.
Fortunately for me, this is a spectacular dildo regardless! I wonder how popular Juicers are? Is it something that once you get past the initial odd sensation is spectacular? Any one have any experience?
I really need to experiment with the "juicing" aspect more. Unfortunately for my juicer, my Gold Fumed Rocky Road usually wins out. :)
CockWrangler: I have two glass dildos and one of them (the cheaper one) is definitely not as heavy/sturdy as the other one. I don't know if it's "cyberglass," though.
ThePornLibrarian: Yes! The bumps are so good! I'm glad you have been initiated into the world of glass toys.
This toy looks amazing. I am trying to decide on a glass toy (sadly I do not own any yet) and am so intrigued by the juicer aspect. Great review.
The juicer aspect has intrigued me for a while. I always think that the idea is probably more exciting than the actual application. I know I will succumb to the temptation eventually though. CW - what an awesome idea to use the handle as a plug. A man after my own heart.
Jimbo- that's my feeling on juicers... I'll find out someday, I guess. And yes, I certainly share your proclivity for trying to insert anything that can be inserted.
three words: GLASS is CLASS XD
I, too, was recently initiated into the world of Pyrex and it's a beautiful, beautiful world to behold *_* I am, however, saddened by the fact that glass toys are definitely on the expensive side. they're worth it, but saving up the pennies and nickels for a yummy toy on a college budget is hard =(
One thing I wanted to ask about: "In contrast to the insane smoothness of the Bump Juicer, the bumps feel really good." Huh? So... it's smooth... but bumpy? I'm confused....
That handle is really interesting. This looks like something to try.
Nice review!