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Realistic vibrator by NMC Ltd

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If you are looking for a realistic vibrating penis that will pleasure you when the real deal is not available, keep on looking. Call me if you find it because I want one, too.
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Pros:
low maintenance
soft exterior
Cons:
not flexible
artificial colors
does not look realistic
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

This is a dual purpose item. It is a vibrating penis and as such can be used for clitoral stimulation and also as an insertable dildo. NMC Ltd designed this as a "realistic" replica of a man's penis. Well...realistic if you know a man with a perfectly straight, pale pink dick with assorted stripes and wavy indentations and raised areas. OH...don't forget to be sure that your penis (or the penis of your choice) is circumcised with a bright pink head. Maybe you or your guy wear lipstick on the head, but truly, I have yet to see a dick that compares to this one. The toy is 100% waterproof so it can safely be used in the tub or shower.

While you are looking for this realistic dick's clone you may want to check for a moderately strong rubber scent to match this guy. When I took this dildo/vibrator from the double plastic wrap I could easily smell the rubber smell but when in use, I did not smell anything.

This is very soft and spongy, but the central core is very firm and not flexible. There is good flexibility to the head. You need 2 AAA batteries to power him up, so don't expect too many good vibrations going on. The small batteries don't have much power and don't last long, so expect to change them frequently. It is easy to insert them through the hard plastic screwable knob at the base. This doubles as a dial to control the intensity of the vibrations. The location is very convenient and you can change it during use. The spongy material buffers the vibes so they are not very strong. At the head, even on the highest power level, they are extremely weak. I was not able to get even close to cumming with direct clitoral stimulation. Using it for vaginal insertion the vibrations were even less...suffice it to say, "ain't nothing like the real thing, Baby". Also, expect problems during vaginal play because there isn't much to hold on to and what you are holding is lubed up and slippery.

The toy is uniformly almost 5" of girth and almost 8" long, with an insertable length of 6.5". The impressive size should be comfortable, although tight, for most women to use for vaginal insertion. I have zero anal experience, but I would guess that this toy is a no go anally. It is not flexible and seems kind of wide, but that is my inexperienced opinion. Also, there is nothing to hold on to or anchor to prevent losing it during use. Explain that to the emergency team! No thanks.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly (checked baggage)
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Vaginal

Material / Texture

This is made of TPR with some hard plastic "trim". TPR is rated 7/10 on EF's material safety scale. It can not be boiled to sterilize. At this point, you should know that you can use water and/or silicone lubes.

If you choose to share your TPR penis, (which I do not recommend) a condom should be used and a new one applied with each and every use. Warm water and soap is an easy method of cleaning this before and after each use. Store it in a plastic bag (or other covering) so that it does not come in contact with potentially damaging materials. It also keeps it clean and lint free. This material tends to become sticky/tacky and a light dusting of corn starch can be used to prevent this.

There are many bacteria and virus that can be spread that are not traditionally considered as sexually transmitted diseases. If you think you are disease free, think again. Every person is susceptible to a variety of these little buggers.
    • Porous
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

This can not be mistaken for anything but an artificial penis. NMC Ltd. made a poor attempt at realism. The design falls short in color and the uniformity of shape. No penis is so straight that a laser level will tell you that no adjustments are necessary. This can be a plus for some, but when I use a dildo vaginally I prefer something that has more flexibility. I would prefer stronger vibrations so I typically use direct clitoral stimulation along with an insertable toy. It is hard to hang on to this if you like strong, quick thrusting motions and using lube (which you will need) makes it even more difficult.

The artificial penis is almost 8" in length and 4.5" around. It is about 2" wide. It is larger than an average dick, but not so large that it is freaky. It tapers slightly at the bright pink head. I think this toy would be purchased by people familiar with vibrating dildos. For a first toy I think it may be somewhat intimidating and a waste of money. This purchase may turn you off from what can be a delightful toy to play with.

Functions / Performance / Controls

At the base of the penis is a large black plastic screw on/off cap. This doubles as a dial to control the intensity of vibrations. It is easy to use during use but lube makes it slippery and difficult to turn. It is 100% waterproof so it is safe in tubs, pools and showers. If you do use it in a pool, the chlorine and other chemicals may be damaging.

It is a quiet toy but not so quiet that people in line of sight distance would be unaware that you are using an electric item. Folks in another room or a noisy atmosphere will not be able to hear the toy.

2 AAA batteries are inserted via the screw off cap.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Easy to use
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

Soap and warm water is the best way to clean this toy. A little corn starch should be applied after it has dried. Be sure to wash this before and after each use. It is a very intimate toy so cleanliness should be a top priority. You can use water or silicone lubes. My personal preference is a silicone lube as I find most, if not all, water lubes to become very tacky and gummy during use. Water based lubes need frequent application and the nice slippery feel that I get from silicone can not be duplicated with a water based lube.

You should store this in its own container to prevent it from coming in contact with potentially damaging items.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
There is no clit stimulation. We have never found a rabbit that was fun to use. I think it is time to give up the search! If you like rabbits made of jelly, this will be for you. It just didn't work out for us.
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    I never understood the concept of a realistic penis or vagina anyway.
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