Mr. Limpy medium - packing dildo by Fleshlight - review by Josmoseph

So I get Mr. Limpy in the mail and open the package … first thing I notice is the odor. Yeah it has the synthetic toy smell. So now I am trying to think of what in the hell am I going to do with a six inch soft cock? I do not want to use it for what many say they do, that is to stuff it in their pants to make them look like they have a big package. I'm not interested in that, so now what?

Well I started thinking of all the ways I could bug my wife with it. First I shut it in the bathroom door and screamed like a girl... when she came to see what was up, she screamed like a girl. Okay, she is a girl, but anyway it was funny to me. Next I put it in her underwear drawer with a note that said see you tonight. She kind of liked that one.

Okay here is one you don’t want to do, I it learned the hard way (um learning something the hard way with a soft cock). Anyway, I placed it as a bookmark in her magazine, but the problem is that the oil in it bleeds off onto the magazine. Yup, you guessed it, both Mr. limpy and I were soft that night.

Yeah I had some fun with it, but there really is not much for me to do with it. There isn’t much for her to do with it for that matter. The web says insertable length… really? Really? Insertable not so much, stretchable you bet. You can pull this thing out to about 3 feet. It looks like Mr. Spaghetti dick at that point.

This was a fun little gag item, but it was not really very useful for me.

Cleans up easy after banging it on the door… takes a licking and keeps on, well not really sure what it keeps on doing… but it sure does.