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"Real vampires don't sparkle" but The Vamp does.

Even though I am still laughing about the name, The Vamp is a surprisingly wonderful dildo. The shape is perfect for men and women and it doesn't have that usual silicon smell.
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Pros:
strong, wonderfully shaped
Cons:
silly name, collects lint
Rating by reviewer:
5
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A year or so ago, the band The Dark Clan came out with a song called "Real Vampires Don't Sparkle." Yes, they are really making fun of the Twilight books and movies and I can't say that I blame them at all. I only made if fifty pages into the first book and went back to the Night Watch books.

When I first got on Eden, I saw The Vamp and couldn't stop laughing because it was sparkly and there was a few comments that were mentioning the sparkly vampire guy from Twilight and I was literally singing "Real Vampires Don't Sparkle" as I was reading them.

But the more that I read the reviews, the better The Vamp looked as a functional dildo. I needed to get a new silicon dildo, so I picked up The Vamp.

The Vamp is one of the most realistic dildos that I have ever seen or hand my hands on. It's made out of Tantus silicon, so remember not to use silicon based lubes with it. Tantus silicon actually doesn't have the usual feel of silicon and has no scent at all. It's very shiny and the sparkles are actually mixed into the silicon. It's 6 3/4" long with 6 1/4" that is actually insertable. It's 1 1/2" in diameter and is O-ring compatible.

The Vamp is think and the perfect length for me and for my female lovers. It's sturdy and moves just enough to be comfortable.

The funny thing is that The Vamp really does sparkle. When the light hits it just right it can be very glittery. Much more than I thought it would be from the photos and reviews.

As a reminder, when you are sharing The Vamp, make sure that you use a condom on it to help keep it clean.

As much as I love The Vamp when I use it on myself, two of my other lovers adore it just as much. For them, I just have to pop it into an O-ring harness and screw their brains out.

My pet thinks The Vamp is the perfect size for me to peg him. He knows that it can hold up to a whole night of rough kinky sex or as much as he can take. All I have to do is heavily lube up with a condom and go at it with him and he's a happy boy.

The female lover that I use The Vamp on loves that it fills her up more than some of her other toys. I actually got to do some art porn with The Vamp and her a few weeks ago. It was the perfect tool for that lesbian porn.

The only real draw back to The Vamp is that it collects lint like you wouldn't believe. But with a bit of soap and water, toy cleaner or toy/sex wipes The Vamp cleans right up.

Even with the trendy name and sparklyness, The Vamp is actually one of the better silicon dildos that I have had over the years.
Follow-up commentary
I every time I look at my Vamp dildo I still think of that Dark Clan song. But i may always think of that song every time I use it.

This is still one of my favorite dildos to put into a harness when I'm playing with a woman or a man that wants some anal play.
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My Vamp tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gender play
    • Pegging
    • Sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
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Comments
  • potstickers
    potstickers  
    Great review! Not sure if I'd like the fact that it's bloodless... but it sounds great!
  • lucymalfoy
    lucymalfoy  
    Oh god it sparkles...nice review
  • Bunnycups
    Bunnycups  
    I like the color and that it sparkles because it makes this realistic dildo unrealistic.
  • Lithaewyn
    Lithaewyn  
    I'd like to note that since this is silicone, it can be shared without a condom because it can be boiled, bleached, and washed in the top rack of a dishwasher without soap.

    Also, it's not "silicon" it's "silicone".
  • Lady Neshamah
    Lady Neshamah  
    thank for the side note on the typo, lithaewyn. i do it all the time. but thanks.
  • The Curious Couple
    The Curious Couple  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Lilitu
    Lilitu  
  • LuciFaery
    LuciFaery  
    Thanks for the review!
  • mmike1900
    mmike1900  
    any chance your pet could write a review? I'm curious to know what a man thinks about using it anally.
  • Lady Neshamah
    Lady Neshamah  
    mmike1900: when he gets on here he plans on it
  • froggiemoma
    froggiemoma  
    good job! thanks~!
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    PeaceToTheMiddleEast  
    Thanks for the review.
  • Angewin
    Angewin  
    thanks for the review! very cute!
  • cottonxcandy
    cottonxcandy  
    Thanks
  • Tangles
    Tangles  
    Thank you for the review!
  • aluminummm
    aluminummm  
    thanks!
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