Realistic cock and E-Z rider ball by Doc Johnson

I have had my eye on this cock and ball for over two years. So when I was given the opportunity to try it out, I jumped on it – literally!

This toy is actually three separate items that are part of the Vac-U-Lock system. First, the dildo: it is made of a soft rubber that not only gives it a real look but also a life-like feel, which makes a big difference in pleasure. The shaft is detailed with veins and topped with a large mushroom head. And if you are a size queen like me, you won’t be disappointed with its thick circumference of 6”. As for the ball, it blows up like a beach ball. It is made of smooth plastic and is about the size of a soccer ball.

The best feature about this toy, and the Vac-U-Lock system, is that you can interchange attachments whenever you want. Should you grow bored of the dildo you currently using, you can change it out and it’s like a having a brand new toy. The toy is easy to set up and easy to use. Before inflating the ball, the universal plug must be put in place. Then you just blow up the ball and pop on the dildo to the plug and enjoy! The bouncy ball is what gives this toy its realistic action and feel of sex. If you close your eyes, you would be hard to tell the difference from bouncing on your lover’s tool and bouncing on this ball.

The engorged head and thickness made me a very happy lady. Each time I play with this toy, I almost feel like a virgin again. There are so many ways to you can pleasure yourself with this toy. Fuck yourself to death without the ball; slide on the cock and gently rock back and forth on the ball for a slow, deep penetration feeling; bouncy up and down hard and fast. No matter how you use it, this dildo will not let you down. There are no batteries to replace since it doesn’t have a motor. And the only noise that will be coming from this toy is the screams of ecstasy you will be making!

And just like the perfect toy, it is easy to clean and store too! When you have had enough of this bad boy, just pull the dildo off the ball to clean. I use warm water and soap for cleaning both the dildo and ball. [Editor's note: rubber is a porous material, so we recommend covering with condoms for use.] As for storage, just deflate the ball (leaving the plug attached) and place both cock and ball in your nightstand.

Personally, I would have liked the ball to be larger but a pillow or two can solve any distance issues. I am proud to say that this item has quickly become my new favorite toy. For me, it’s as close to actual sex as one can get. And the changeable attachments only add to the value of this toy – many toys for the price of one. It's loads of fun whether you are alone or with a partner. Just find the motion that suits you and enjoy wave after wave of orgasm.

A personal note: The package states that the ball can support up to 250 lbs. but as a larger girl that weighs more than that, I can say it will support up to 300 lbs. but I would not be extra-rough with it if you are over the 250 lbs. limit.