Mr. Limpy small
This is a great packer for anyone who needs a little bulge in their pants. It's made of a nice, easy-to-clean material, and holds up fairly well with everyday wear.
Realistic material, good for packing
Rips easily, picks up lint quickly
Published:August 20, 2013
Color Creativity Needed
Overall? Worth it, but... PINK, dang it! A gender-expression-related item with limited color choices can create quite the conflict for users.
Easy to use, dysphoria-relieving
Did I mention PINK. Seriously...
Published:August 14, 2013
A better stress ball than a packer.
The texture of Mr. Limpy is extremely realistic. The design is extremely lacking, as it doesn't function well as an actual packer. It doesn't stay in place well, and you spend half of your time playing "Guess That Shape". When you do have it in place, the penis size is nearly obscene. It does function well as a stress ball or something to just play with around the house.
Realistic texture, Inexpensive, Extremely pliant
Half balls, Heavy penis, Doesn't stay in position, Huge penis
Published:June 11, 2013
Mr. Limpy Is A Girl's Best Friend
If you are new to packing, if you've ever wanted to have a cock of your very own, if you're not looking to pay a huge price for the experience, then Mr. Limpy will fit your needs perfectly.
Easy to use, minimal care needed, realistic look and feel, low price
No care instructions, no reusable storage, fragile material, can get sticky without proper treatment
Published:May 19, 2013
Mr. Limy Falls Flat
The Mr. Limpy packers used to be good. Then they underwent a material change, and design tweaks, and this packer is so utterly useless, I'm sending it back. It tears way too easy, leaves a bad feeling on your skin, and with the weight distribution, you'd be better off using a sausage in your pants.
material too soft, easy to tear, poorly weighted, utterly useless
Published:May 13, 2013
Perfect Packer for Beginners
The Mr. Limpy is a cheap and easy option for packing for beginners. It is easy to clean, easy to modify, and easy to wear.
Cheap, realistic bulge, good for beginners
Sticky, fragile material
Published:December 15, 2012
Mr. Limpy the Show Off
The Mr. Limpy is a great, affordable packer. However, if you're a smaller guy looking for a packer to use daily you may want to look for an alternative. The superskin material makes this packer very realistic and a lot of fun for jacking off with. If there were a size between the Mr. Limpy extra small and small it would be perfect!
Realistic look and feel, easy to clean and store, great for the ego
Too large for day to day packing for a smaller guy, too pink to match my skin color
Published:October 27, 2012
Dear Mr. Limpy
In my experience Mr. Limpy is a good starter packer. The price is great and can be made into a stand to pee which takes on a new way it is intended. However with every product it does have its flaws. The balls makes it too bulky, the texture is sticky when used everyday the color is completely off and you can not use it for penetration.
the price is good and it is easy to make into a stp.
bulky, sticky, color is off and it is not realistic.
Published:October 10, 2012
Great for Anyone New to Packing!
Mr. Limpy packers are a great, realistic, and economical option for those looking to add a little gender play to their bedroom activities, for those new to packing, and for anyone looking to pack on a budget.
Cheap, Easy to use, Realistic, Soft, Great packer for beginners
Very pink, Might be too big for some
Published:September 04, 2012
Perfect for FTM guys
Overall, Mr. Limpy is a great starter packer. I'd recommend him to anyone looking to pack for cheap. He will make you look and feel much better.
Very realistic, very comfortable, very cheap.
A little too big for small guys, very difficult to clean.
Published:July 02, 2012
Small it is not...
I would say to try the extra small if you intend to use it for everyday packing and are not a giant. If in doubt, go with the smaller size as these are meant as gag gifts.
Can be erotic through phantom-limb experiences.
Too big, too heavy. Doesn't sit well in my harness.
Published:May 30, 2012
Pegger's POV 7: I Don't Love My Mr. Limpy Small
This is a good line of toys for those who are not sure if packing is for them. It's quite inexpensive while still giving the feel of having something substantial and realistic down there. But the "Small" size is far too large, I highly recommend going for the "Extra-Small" version if you're stuck on getting one that's inexpensive to try.
Inexpensive, Feels real, Great detail.
Pink, A little high-maintenance, Fragile material, HUGE!
Published:May 26, 2012
Welcome the Mr. Semi-Large
Fairly bog-standard packer, will provide the bulge you need for little money and makes a good first packer for slightly taller people.
If you have a few extra bucks to spend, it is well worth taking a look at the Mr. Right, a more expensive but less pink packer that is also a slightly firmer texture.
Published:May 13, 2012
for that not-so-small bulge
For the price, this is the best soft packer I've ever owned or made. It's comfortable, fairly realistic (minus proportion issues already mentioned), and my partner thinks it's hot. That being said, if you're looking for something more durable or life-like, you might want to consider something non-porous, like the silicone Mr. Right.
Creates a realistic bulge, easy to maintain, and customizable
small balls, long shaft, misleading sizing, moderate product life
Published:May 07, 2012
There's a giant phallus staring at me from my coffee table!
Go for a smaller size unless you're big, or want to be really packing. I was sadly disappointed. Makes an interesting paperweight.
Published:May 05, 2012
Limp Isn't Always Bad
Mr. Limpy does exactly what it's supposed to: imitates a flaccid cock. Unfortunately, it's a huge lint magnet and it requires a lot of upkeep to keep it in prime condition. If the colour was a bit better, I might be a bit more in love.
Feels fleshlike and soft
Lint magnet, the colour is all wrong, and it's very high maintenance.
Published:April 22, 2012
A perfect first packer
Overall, the product suits its purpose perfectly. Although it does get damaged very easily and its pink coloring can make the packer look too fake.
Perfect size, realistic bulge
Published:April 10, 2012
Who cares if it's limp? It's MINE!
Mr. Limpy is great for a man (or genderqueer, or gender-bending lady) on a budget! He'll get the job done, but you'll get what you pay for!
Mr limpy is a great cheap dick that can fill your packing needs on a budget!
Comes in non-realistic skin tone and doesn't pass squeeze or look tests.
Published:April 05, 2012
I really liked it. Overall, I consider this my main packer. In my opinion, this is the best introduction to packing.
Cheap and does the job
Falls apart with everyday use, not many skin color options
Published:March 16, 2012
Good beginning packer
Overall this packer is great for the price. Although it does need a little more care and maintenance than the average toy, it is a good tool to aid in all of your gender explorations.
good size, soft
creates a large bulge, picks up a lot of lint
Published:February 14, 2012
Pinkie Winkie and the Big Dick Day
It's a very soft, realistic limp penis. It looks real under cloth and has just the right amount of length and girth to not be blatantly obvious. The bulge is nicely accentuated when the shaft is positioned right and the weight reminds you it is there. It may require a special packing setup or the right underpants to keep it positioned, however, due to the length of the shaft and how it sits on the balls.
Looks like a penis
Fits well in packing briefs
Not as easy to use spur of the moment because of the length and shape
Published:January 11, 2012
While Mr. Limpy Small won't drop your voice, give you facial hair, or flatten your chest, he does fill a void in your pants. My wife and I LOVE how grope-able it is, and it's incredibly realistic. It's perfect for anyone who wants to proudly walk with a little more.
super cheap, comfortable, extremely realistic, just the right size
pink color is a bit much (but it fades), crawls around if worn in boxers without a harness
Published:January 01, 2012
Small: Well, Larger than Average
The Mr. Limpy Small is a pretty great product and you should check it out. It certainly won't hurt your wallet to do so. It's relatively easy to use, either in briefs or with a packing strap. It's got definite weight and girth to it so it passes the 'grope test' quite well.
Good for a tight budget
Texture becomes sticky and unpleasant to the touch
Material breaks down quickly
Published:December 14, 2011
Mr Limpy is Mr right cock for packing
As a transguy I love it! The Mr Limpy packer has helped me greatly with my bottom dysphoria. I love how real it feels, and how sometimes I catch myself touching my packer, and feel my confidence rising as I know I am taking steps to look like the man I know I am. I love it when my partner gropes me and I can hear a moan from him, because it feels so real.
Very realistic and helpful for passing
Very helpful in easing bottom dysphoria
Boner-like appearance if not positioned well
Needs often cleaning
Published:December 02, 2011
Mr. Packer Tally Wacker
Do you break the gender binary? Are you a butch lesbian that just likes to have that nice bulge in your pants? Or do you just like to play around with gender? Well then the Mr. Limpy packer is for you! This awesome little device gives you the look and feel you are going for.
feels real, nice bulge for a bigger person, takes to your body temperature, penis looks realistic
pink color, flat backed balls, may need a harness or packing underwear
Published:December 01, 2011
Mr. Limpy not so small
All in all I love it. It looks real and feels real through clothes. I will keep buying this brand till it is no longer available.
Easy to wear
Sticky when wet
Published:November 29, 2011
Limp as a noodle
There are pros and cons to this, but the pros makes the product worth it. I love it and I intend on getting more items like it. I hope this helped.
Easy to clean. Great stress reliever. Fits perfectly. Feels cool. Works great with a harness
The smell. Needs an additional item to help with its intended use. It's pink.
Published:November 19, 2011
Not Limpy Under Clothes!
If you find that packing brings you confidence but money is a big concern, then go ahead and get this packer. However, be warned that it looks like it is erect under clothing, and that the material is sticky and attracts dust. It is also quite disappointing that the packer only comes in a pink, Caucasian hue.
Cheap, somewhat realistic shape.
Bulky, sticky, only comes in one color.
Published:October 20, 2011
"Super" Skin Hardly Describes...
The most realistic thing I've ever seen or felt. Cheap. Small and portable. Pretty darn durable as long as you keep sharp things away from it. Definitely worth the money for a good quality, flaccid-penis dildo. Seems like it'll last a long time with care. A must have!
Very realistic, Soft, Stretchy, Durable, Portable, Scentless, Tasteless, Easy To Clean.
Vulnerable to Sharp Things, Collects Dust and Hair Easily.
Published:October 08, 2011
Do you have penis envy? Do you want to cross dress, but need a convincing bulge in your trousers? Do you just want a limp penis of your own to play with? Do you want that penis to look like it's been sunburnt? If so, Mr Limpy is the penis for you!
Great for packing
Fun to play with
No care or use instructions
Far too pink
Published:September 21, 2011
I Gots Me a Penis!
For the price, Mr. Limpy is an awesome investment for those who are looking for their first time packer. I do find that he is not exactly what I would call life like, but instead, is kind of sticky, smelly and really way too pink to be considered a real dick. I do like having him around though and he does make for an affordable gender bending option.
Looks Like a penis
Way too pink, Material, Smelly, kind of sticky
Published:September 13, 2011
This is a good "my first packer" packer, it's comfortable, it's cheap, it provides a somewhat realistic bulge, but the off color and the horrid material make it less than ideal for people who want to keep on packing.
Comfortable, realistic bulge, cheap
the color, the material, may be too big for some
Published:August 08, 2011
Not Just For Packing!
You can wear Mr. Limpy for a bit of gender bending fun, though it will look like you sunburned your penis. But I prefer to play with him. Who doesn’t like to fiddle with a nice, soft, stretchy, cock now and then? And for the price you just can’t go wrong. Mr. Limpy makes a great stress reliever/companion!
Soft, stretchy, fun and stress relief, realistic feel!
Color is a bit off, cyberskin smell.
Published:April 01, 2011
This Is "Small?"
I will still use this every once in awhile just because it's there, but I would suggest anyone looking for something durable and easy to manage to look elsewhere.
Cheap, Outward Appearance is A+
Tears Easily, Feels Unrealistic
Published:February 07, 2011
Limpy? Yes. Small? Not so much.
Mr. Limpy is one of the most popular packers for Transmen, Butch Women, Drag Kings, and all manner of gender variant individuals for a reason. The price is economical, and it fulfills its purpose well. Be mindful in your size choice and you will be pleased.
Price, Comfort, Realism if sized and positioned appropriately in your underwear.
Can be a bit large for smaller guys or those who don't want their package to be offensively large.
Published:December 24, 2010
Sweet Jeebus it's the size of a small pony.
Decent if you're looking to pack for play or show but probaly not the one you want if you're looking to pack and pass as it sits a little funny because of the thin balls.
Feels real through pants, makes you look huge.
Not as well crafted as some of its competition, makes you look huge.
Published:November 05, 2010
Mr. Limpy? More Like Mr. Floppy!
First time packer? Not sure you want to drop the big bucks for Mr. Right or something similar? Give Mr. Limpy a shot first to see if you like the way it looks and feels. Be warned, the small is fairly big. Take a look at the "extra small" too.
Too long, too squishy, bright pink, can't be sanitized
Published:October 13, 2010
A Modern-day Transformation: Heroine to Hero.
I love my new cock! This toy is fabulous and is a great price - especially for the CyberSkin material. The cock is comfortable to wear and has a realistic feel, girth and width to it. The material feels like actual skin! Although there is some required up-keep for this toy, don't let that intimidate you. CyberSkin is a great product and with a little bit of loving care, your new cock look as good as it did coming out of the bag.
Comfortable to wear
No instructions on how to care for toy on package
Published:October 03, 2010
Decent beginner packer
Overall, a nice first time toy, and maybe a few uses, but once you are comfortable with gender play, you will no longer want to use it.
Easy to clean and maintain, realistic and yet discreet. It is excellent for receiving oral sex.
Does not hold the shape well and having to make the right harness for it can be tricky.
Published:June 24, 2010
Maybe if i had a little blue pill.
What are you looking for? Dildo or fun play thing? There's a reason it's called Mr.Limpy. If you want a fun toy you can sling at friends then get it, get 3 or 4 and have a Limpy Fight. Cost is nothing compared to the laughs and fun you'll get from it. You want something to get you off? Keep moving, this is not made to be used for penetration of any kind. I mean you wouldn't use marshmallows to penetrate would you?
Oh my gosh it feels so yummy in your hands. Nice and squishy.
Uh... his balls aren't as round as they should be. lol
Published:November 09, 2009
Which One's Pink? (sorry about the Floydian slip )Mr. Limpy!
Fleshlight's website suggests "This is the ideal size for launching a water balloon, to deliver a high velocity anonymous face shot. This squishy projectile is sure to be a hit".
Looks pretty realistic under not too tight pants. No phthalates.
It's pink and squishy, and a bit too soft and bouncy.
Published:August 17, 2009
A bulge of confidence.
I would definitely recommend this packer to any transman. It's a fabulous beginning packer. I'm pondering going up in size because this one was so easy to adapt to. The moment I put him on, I felt one step closer to my gender goal.
Realistic feel and look for a low budget. Well weighted. Easy to care for.
Color at first is jarring. A bit difficult to mod into a STP.
Published:March 17, 2009
Packin' Heat: Mr. Limpy and You
A great packer for those getting started. Mr. Limpy is inexpensive, comfortable, and good for everyday wear. He’s awful pink, though, and Mr. Softly definitely can’t be used for sexual intercourse.
Comfy, inexpensive, great for those just getting started packing.
No other skin colors besides sickly pink, could be constructed of safer material.
Published:November 10, 2008