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Mr. Seven reviews
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Mr. Seven

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simplicity59
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simplicity59
I love the length and width of Mr. Seven, and I enjoy using it as a thrusting dildo. However, the inefficient suction cup is a big thumbs-down. The material is very easy to clean and there are many ways to clean it, yet it has a plastic smell that just won't go away.
Body safe material, very realistic shape.
Suction cup comes off easily, attracts fuzz, persistent plastic smell.
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Published:April 06, 2014
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Mr. Eight reviews
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Mr. Eight

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CollegeFun2014
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CollegeFun2014
This is a large toy, both long and thick. If size is what you desire then you've found it. This dildo can be used in a variety of ways including handheld, strap-on, or suctioned to a surface. It does have a slight odor that has not gone away yet (4 weeks) but it is not overwhelming.
Realistic feeling and texture, strong suction
May be too large, slight odor
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Published:March 21, 2014
John Holmes UR3 cock reviews
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John Holmes UR3 cock

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Josh32381
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Josh32381
You will love it!!!
I never came so hard in my life. It's definitely a must own for everyone's collection. It's probably the only toy we will wear out and need to replace by buying another.
Works great with harnesses, low odor, really soft but firm.
Maybe a bit big for some
mkj02
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mkj02
Get that filled up orgasm with having the suction cup to stick it anywhere!
Great realistic dildo for someone who wants length and girth! Go big and get the BIG O! This dildo will fill you up and allow you to hit it many ways with its suction cup bottom. Let your husband tease you with it and then take control by using it deep inside you while stretching you out to orgasm!
BIG, long, thick, suction cup
Can be too big for some but try it!
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Published:July 31, 2012
Breezy527
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Breezy527
HUGE, Obviously
Lots of lube and patience will be needed for this toy at first. Hopefully, one day we will be able to use it as a dildo and not just as a center piece.
Good smell Nice Texture Fun to look at
Huge Difficult to keep fuzzies and other particles off.
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miked4d69
Mr holmes you hurt so good!
If you can take the size of this then it's for you! This thing is great! I can't say enough great things about it!
Size, material, shape.
Suction cup and toy itself is a little flimsy.
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Published:February 19, 2012
Specialcase
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Specialcase
Great Product! Not for Beginners.
It looked and felt great, but could do with out the smell. It's still worth every penny, in my opinion.
Realistic, size, feel
Odor
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Published:October 08, 2011
 Cream in the Cupcake
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Cream in the Cupcake
Biggest Cock in the World!
Size queens only. This toy will provide the perfect experience for size queens looking to push it to the limit. It is girthy, long, and very realistic. It's a piece of the Legend himself.
Size Queens only, realistic, huge, suction cup base, soft skin, firm core
too big for most, condoms may be difficult to find
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Published:January 22, 2011
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Kel's Fun
Mr. Holmes to the Rescue
If big is what you are seeking, then huge is what you get with the John Holmes UR3! Moderately priced, but lasts years with the proper care. This is really a toy for the ultimate, one of a kind orgasm. This is not for a beginner and you do need to work your way up with this one. It's awesome during couple play. I have enjoyed mine immensely. If something were to happen to it, without hesitation I would buy another in a heartbeat.
Realistic look and feel, the size is the "it" factor, if you like big, you'll like this!
The suction is basically useless, needs a little more care due to material used.
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Published:April 10, 2010
Chorus Line
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Chorus Line
Girthzilla!
A great, amazingly realistic feeling toy for those who are craving girth. If you are even remotely thinking about trying a toy on the larger side you have to try the Holmes UR3. Size Queens will absolutely adore the size of this wonderful toy.
Girth & size, soft & realistic feeling material, suction cup.
Upkeep.
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Published:January 14, 2010
Enigma
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Enigma
With enough lube almost anything will fit!
This is not a toy for everyday use and its way too big for most people. However, if you really love size then this is the perfect toy for you! The UR3 material is amazing and must be felt to be believed.
EPIC SIZE! Feels amazing. Soft and comfortable. Surprisingly easy to control.
Too big for most. Color fades. Needs powdered. Requires condoms.
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Published:December 01, 2008
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Naughty boy
Can't get no satisfaction?
This is really a great toy for those who are looking for a more realistic experience and enjoy large anatomies. I have never used and enjoyed a toy as much or for as long as I have this one. Very well worth the money. I would definitely use something firmer for the inner core such as a thick silicone.
Look, feel, texture, size.
Lack of rigidity
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Published:September 23, 2008
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Love2Thrill
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Great toy for experienced users. Not for the faint-at-heart. I really enjoyed this toy and can't wait for my fiance to use it on me.
Easy to clean, silky soft texture. Bendable. Suction cup base.
Very large, have to apply powder after washing or it will become sticky.
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Published:April 09, 2008
Jeff Stryker cock UR3 reviews
Price: $63.99
 
 
 
 

Jeff Stryker cock UR3

Saahren
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Saahren
If It Fits, I Sits
If you love being stretched and feeling amazingly full, this guy is for you. His texture is amazing and soft but still firm and very realistic.
Very big (for people wanting that), soft to the point of silk when slicked up.
Weak suction cup.
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Published:February 18, 2014
toy-boy
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toy-boy
Nice thick and squishy.
All in all, this is a great toy. One of my faves. I recommend this toy for couples singles and just about anybody seeking a bigger experience.
The shape and the size, It slides in and fills you up perfectly. Suction cup.
Smell, over the years the seam at the base of the balls might detach.
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Published:March 11, 2013
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sterculius
I really LOVE this cock!!!
This is the perfect toy for a deepthroat cocksucking size queen like myself! And it also works well for strap-on pegging.
I like it because of its size and realistic skin
It needs maintenance
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Published:November 27, 2012
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supersketchmachine
My, my, my! The size of this guy!
Overall, I would recommend this toy to any guy or gal that likes a nice large, curved, and swelling shaft. It is one of my favorite toys, and it gets pulled out of the box on occasions when I'm feeling very aggressive and hungry (which lately, is more often than not). I love to use it solo or get pounded with it by my husband. I tend to have very deep and powerful orgasms with it. If you like some girth and length, seriously consider this guy.
The Shape, The Size, The Feel, what's not to love?
I guess the slight smell? Some may find the material to be a problem.
 Jessica (Buttercup Green)
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Jessica (Buttercup Green)
Holy Shazaam Stryker.
Jeff Stryker. The simple name sends shivers down my spine, but unfortunately I have not been able to insert him. He is super huge, but I thought the giving material would make it feel smaller. Boy was I wrong! If you are a Size Queen or King who doesn't mind the higher maintenance of UR3 materials, then this would make the perfect bed partner for you. With a super realistic look and feel, all you need to do is close your eyes and let the good times begin.
Suction cups works very well on dry surfaces, Realistic design and feel, Storage bag!, Large
Too large for some (me), Porous material, Smell may bother some, Suction cup sucks in shower
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Published:July 09, 2012
YoungCouple
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YoungCouple
I know you think you can't take it, but you can. And you SHOULD!
This is worth it, even if you are not a size queen this is a size that most women can eventually take. If you take account the curve, and easy entry head, this thing can get anyone off. The extra care of UR3 is well worth the purchase. This thing comes out twice a week.
Realistic feel, Awesome Shape, and Just plain size make Jeff a staple in the toy box.
Care, size, packaging, and cleanliness take away from this toy.
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Published:July 06, 2012
Sassy Sex Vixen
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Sassy Sex Vixen
Get Stuffed
This is a fantastically big toy that really does the trick. Just beware that it really is big! I highly recommend that everyone have this toy in their toy chest!
The length, the thickness, the shape, the balls, absolutely everything!
Nothing realy, just takes some getting used to.
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Published:April 18, 2012
Shellz31
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Shellz31
There's No Stryking Out With Jeff!
Hear ye, hear ye! This is an announcement for all the size queens and kings out there. Are you tired of slim to average dildos that just never seem to fill those deep aching gaps? Jeff is here to help satisfy those urges with both his mighty length and girth.
~ Skin feeling ~ Suction cap ~ Girthy for size queens/kings ~ Realistic
~ Porous ~ Too large for some
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Published:July 27, 2011
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ponderous1
This Bigger is Way Better
Needless to say, if I could only take only one dildo with me to a desert island it would be the Jeff Stryker UR3 without hesitation.
Material & size are perfect. Just stiff enough to penetrate with enough flex to feel realistic.
It picks up lint fairly easily. While it does have a smell I don't think it detracts
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Published:June 08, 2011
SexDirector
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SexDirector
Oh Mama, Can This Really be the End?
We like the Doc Johnson Locking Harness and I've modified a couple dildos (drilled holes) to adapt them, this one was a little tricky. O-Rings will work but it may tear if you get a little overly energetic!Of course I can't speak to vaginal penetration! From an "Role Reversed, Belly-Down, Ass-Up, Take It Like The Bitch You Are" point of view Jeff's Replica is the Be All/End All!
For a "Huge Toy" it is well designed and well balanced. Softer than other larde dildos
This product does have a slightly offensive smell. It require extensive cleaning and protection
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Published:August 23, 2010
HCNLC
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HCNLC
It's turned my wife into a Stryker slut
For pure sexual enjoyment, my wife loves this toy. If your woman likes it a little on the big (particularly thick) side, she'll love it too.
The shape is perfect for a large cock, and the material is perfectly lifelike.
Maintenance requires the use of talc, and your woman is likely to get hooked on it.
Enigma
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Enigma
Open wide and say OMG!
If you've never tried UR3 and you like playing with larger toys Jeff is a must have! In my opinion this dildo is absolutely perfect. The size is just right (coming from a size queen) and the UR3 is amazing. You won’t regret buying this dildo!
*Perfect balance of soft and firm. *Harness compatible. *Perfect for those craving size.
*Having to use powder on the toy. *Suction cup doesn't hold. *Pink color on the head fades.
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Published:November 03, 2008
Cosmic Lioness
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Cosmic Lioness
Delicious Cock
I can't say enough good things about this dildo. The girth, length, shape, and material is a perfect fit and feel. I think it's such a great item, I bought one for my sister-in-law as a gift. I can only hope to find one like it attached to a real live male in the future!
Lovely shape, satisfying size, great material.
NONE!
Dark Gracie
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Dark Gracie
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I will never forget pressing the head to my entrance and feeling the coldness of it, but realizing how warm and real it started to feel as I pushed it inside of me...I love, love, love this toy.
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Published:May 29, 2007
Crystal jellies royal reviews
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Crystal jellies royal

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Saahren
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Saahren
The Royal Jelly
To me, this guy was worth the price and the smell I could overlook. I will be playing with him for a long time.
Good length and girth, nice details with the veins and ridge.
Strong smell and weak suction cup, dust magnet.
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Published:February 18, 2014
grimtripper
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grimtripper
Clearly Realistic
If you're looking for a realistic, clear dildo with a good base and don't mind a slight smell that doesn't ever go away, this is the perfect dildo for you.
Light weight Flexible Nice base
Absorbs colors Slight smell that lasts
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Published:January 29, 2014
2BPLZDALAWYS2014
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2BPLZDALAWYS2014
Fit for a queen!!!
Overall I LOVE THIS TOY!! I would recommend this to any "queen" who likes to have fun and who just loves a challenge. Don't let the size intimidate you, try it for yourself and you will definitely like it.
The suction cup, Flexibility, Size
Material not safe Hard to store
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Published:November 22, 2013
Missboomxo
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Missboomxo
Crystal Jellies Royal -- Oh My God, Orgasmic!
Overall, I would absolutely buy this toy again. It was wonderful all around! Great size, ease of use and cleanup time! I am in love now!
Size, ease of use, girth
color, dust collector, packaging
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Published:August 14, 2013
Jellosummer
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Jellosummer
Crystal Jellies Royal
I don't think I would buy it again if I was given the choice. It wasn't very exciting or pleasurable. I would put my money toward another item, perhaps!
It suctions very well, would be good for someone who is used to a larger toy. Easy to clean
Quite large
Somewhere Out There
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Somewhere Out There
Grip It and Rip It
A massive entry into the world of adult toys. Enjoy the size and suction! Grip it and rip it, ladies!
Fun, Easy to Clean, Suction Cup
Not the safest material
Omakosuri
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Omakosuri
A Royal Winner~
If you are looking for a step up into bigger toys, or looking for an alternative to those hard-to-care-for strap-on pieces, the Crystal Jellies Royal just may be what you need~ Able to be used with both water- and silicone-based lubes, it doesn't require the tedious care of real-skin competitors, but packs just as much punch with its great size and realistic shape.
Good Size, Easy to Care for, Harness-Compatible!
Too heavy for the suction cup at times, slight smell
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Published:November 27, 2012
EnChAnTiNg
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EnChAnTiNg
Much Better Than Expected
Overall, this is a fantastic dildo. I love the size of this dildo. It works fantastic for solo or partner play. This is a perfect shower toy because of the suction cup. The only flaw in this toy is that pvc material is porous, so this dildo will hold bodily fluids.
Great Size, Realistic, Waterproof
Porous Material, Cannot Sterilize
Rerethegreat
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Rerethegreat
Fun Huge Suction Cup Dong!
This is a great toy for solo bath use. Waterproof and ready to go. Gives you a nice challenge. Girth is serious and length is superb. Take as much or as little as you need.
Nice girth and length, great color, veined.
Large, not for the faint of heart.
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Published:October 12, 2012
AwesomeAmanda
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AwesomeAmanda
Great Couples Toy!
We love this as a couple's toy and use it often so that I can have more realistic sensations while I am giving oral. It is so realistic feeling I can close my eyes and it's like I am having a threesome! I would definitely buy this toy over again!
Love for couple's play, and the realistic head and veins makes this toy feel like the real thing!
A bit too flexible for me to easily manage.
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Published:September 24, 2012
UgliestOwl
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UgliestOwl
New Experience
Overall I found the product to be a lot of fun, greatly increasing my interest in experimenting with other toys. This toy wasn't too intimidating but still just big enough to be enticing. I look forward to my time alone when I'll get another chance to play with it as well as introducing it to my boyfriend for him to use on me.
Strong suction cup, not too much texture, head shaped for internal stimulation, beginner friendly
Strong smell
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Published:July 29, 2012
xMila
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xMila
Royal Indeed!
The Crystal jellies royal is a very realistic looking dildo that is perfect for size queens or kings due to its size. It is made of PVC, and has a strong smell, and oily residue. If you can get past those aspects it can be a very fun, filling, toy to add to your collection.
Big size, suction cup, realistic look, nice texture.
Material, odor, oily residue.
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Published:June 11, 2012
Kitty LaRue
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Kitty LaRue
Crystal Jellies Royal is a Royal Challenge
The Crystal Jellies Royal is indeed, a royal challenge. With a substantial length and generous girth suited mainly for size queens (or kings!), this is a toy for seasoned players, not beginners.
The Royal is extraordinarily lifelike and has amazing texture to it
The Royal is much too big for beginners or those who have more petite anatomy.
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Published:May 22, 2012
Mystic30
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Mystic30
The Real Deal
I would recommend this toy for anyone who is adventurous. Beginners may want to start smaller, but overall, this toy is a great addition to any collection.
Size is thrilling. Feels great.
Size may be too much for beginners.
Sedaris
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Sedaris
My standard for comparison
This item really is my all time favorite so far. Make certain to use condoms on it to keep it from picking anything up as it's not going to get sterile again easily. Really though, the continual pleasure this toy has brought me has made it well worthwhile! It even fits into ring strap-on harnesses!
Amazing suction cup Great size, girth and length are excellent Fits well into ring based strapons
Difficult to clean, being a guy this toy needs to get squeaky clean! Use condoms on it!!!
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Published:April 26, 2012
bigred88
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bigred88
Awesome toy
Personally the pros outweighed the cons for me. I highly recommend this product for the advanced user. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
Cheap, realistic, versatile
Smelly, hard to clean, hard to store
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Published:February 21, 2012
Woman China
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Woman China
This guy's got BALLS! And a suction cup.
If you are looking for girth play, and are interested in buying a high quality girth toy but don't know if you should spend your coinage on something luxurious... This is a good cheaper toy to start with!!! He's lots of fun!
Oodles of fun! Lots of girth and a suction cup for added fun!
He's stinky. REALLY stinky. Need coordination to use.
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Published:February 15, 2012
misskat
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misskat
Royal is Right
This toy is definitely worth the price, though a higher quality material would be nice. This is more than I expected for the low cost. The suction cup is strong and opens up many other options. The size is amazing and filled me up. Paired with clitoral stimulation, I came in no time.
Big, fulfilling size Strong suction cup
Better material would be great
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Published:February 15, 2012
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ultragurrl
Love, love, love this big boy!
I must say for the price, this toy is an amazing steal! I've had countless amazing orgasms while using it and because it is so easy to clean and maintain, I'd expect to get many years of pleasure from this thing.
Size, length, subtle texture, and balls to grip to aide thrusting
strong rubber smell
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Published:December 04, 2011
Bella-Sunshine (Couple Account)
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Bella-Sunshine (Couple Account)
The royal of dildos.
The Crystal Royal Cock is by far my favorite dildo at the moment. You can use it vaginally and anally. The suction cup is amazingly strong. I wouldn't say this is a beginner-friendly because it is a very large toy. Perfect for people who require some girth.
Size, suction cup, color.
None.
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Published:July 25, 2011
Vanessa Weiss
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Vanessa Weiss
Lessons Learned
For a toy in this price range, you could do worse than the Crystal Jellies Ballsy - which isn't made of Jelly, it's made of Sil-a-Gel, a kind of PVC. The shape is great, but the material isn't very high quality. Bottom line: It's not bad, but it's not great, either.
Nice shape, well priced, attractive
Porous chemical material, cleanup is bothersome, you have to use a condom, hard to store
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Published:July 15, 2011
DeejSteele
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DeejSteele
Royally Satisfying!
The Crystal Jellies Royal is a great toy if you like 'em big. The suction cup is great for solo play and extremely sturdy. I'm really happy with my decision to purchase this toy -- I think I'll even try the other Crystal Jellies ballsy cock dildos just for variety.
Girth, strong suction cup, realistically veined
plastic smell, less of a gap between shaft and head
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Published:June 04, 2011
Glasya
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Glasya
A beast of a dildo, but a beauty to use.
From a male perspective, this toy is amazing. There's absolutely nothing I can complain about. It leaves me feeling heavenly after each use. It’s easy to clean and easy to use. Beginners should try something smaller at first, but come to this eventually. This is a definite must for any dildo lover's collection.
Pretty color, realistic feel, large size, suction cup
None
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Published:March 28, 2011
GLOCK22
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GLOCK22
Fun For The Money
There are a lot of other dildos out there, but this one is the best for the money if you're a beginner just getting into sex toys. A lot of fun can be had with this toy. It just helps to use your imagination!
Feels great for the wife and hits a lot of the right spots for her. Has a realistic feel to it.
Doesn't look realistic.
Kimmie1980ca
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Kimmie1980ca
A Woman's New Best Friend!
This dildo is an excellent staple in any womans collection. It's great quality, and easy to care for. If you're a woman who wants to be filled to the brim, then this is your new best friend... just suction it to a table or wall and ride away!
Strong suction cup, realistic shape, large size
Heavier than others, strong smell
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Published:August 22, 2010
 SydVicious
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SydVicious
A Prince among dildos!
If you are in the market for a BIG dildo with a strong suction cup for hands free play, then this might be the one for you. The Crystal Jellies Royal is a big, heavy dildo that will take you on a wild ride.
Suction cup, large size, realistic shape without the realistic color.
None.
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Published:June 26, 2010
Busty Broad
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Busty Broad
Nice Diversion
I think this item is totally fabulous because now my hands can be taking care of other items. The size if fantastic. And, the flexibility of being able to attach it to just about anything is amazing.
Excellent design
None
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Published:January 10, 2009
Swallows
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Swallows
O My Goodness!
This one will not leave you wanting for anything! Gave me consecutive orgasms for about an hour- I had to beg my husband to stop because I was so exhausted!
Not too soft, not too hard. Great length/width. Great suction cup. PINK!
Smell may be bothersome at first.
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Published:December 12, 2008
Sexual-Deviant
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Sexual-Deviant
Realistic dildo? Maybe for a horse...
Overall, this toy is worth the money--if you can handle it! It's not something to use every day, but a nice change from the norm.
Massive size, suction cup base, feels great!
Strong scent (doesn't bother me TOO much, but it is noticeable).
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Published:September 26, 2008
Lover toy 4 reviews
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Lover toy 4

Kitty LaRue
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Kitty LaRue
This toy is your run of the mill dildo with a twist: the large girth makes it much more interesting and challenging to take on. However, if you're a size queen (or king!) looking for a new challenge, this just may be the perfect fit for you.
Large, fulfilling, and challenging, this toy will take you to your limits.
Large, challenging, and quite firm, this toy might be too much for some.
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Published:January 01, 2014
Starlight Requiem
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Starlight Requiem
Advanced players who are looking for that extra oomph may enjoy this item. It may be too big for most, but those that can handle it are sure to love the feel of it opening them up in new ways of pleasure. It can be a bit too slippery if you aren't careful, but that can also make for a very fun ride.
*Realistic Feel *Sure to please those who like it thick
*Too thick for beginners
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Published:October 09, 2013
Realistic cock junior reviews
Price: $42.99
 
 
 
 

Realistic cock junior

B-town Man
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B-town Man
Bringing out the Big Boys
We really like this "junior" toy. With a toy of this girth, plenty of warm-up and lots of your favorite lube are required. It's not a toy she uses for solo play, as it can be harder to control, but she loves to be "taken" by me with it.
Big enough for fill her up fun Suction cup holds it where you put it
Rubber can't be fully sanitized
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Published:November 25, 2013
pixiedustVixen
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pixiedustVixen
REALISTIC YES!!! Move over Boyfriend!
I love this product. It's my new proverbial boyfriend when my other half is not available. It provides a great work out that feels amazing. It fills you up even though it's a junior size. Don't let that fool you! I recommend everyone who loves to be penetrated to get this toy and try it for yourself and tell me it wasn't a good time! I fell in love and hopefully you will too. It's not at all disappointing!
large goes deep light odor easy to clean
doesn't come with storage
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Published:May 13, 2013
synj66
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synj66
First Time With Shower Play/Insertables and Loving It!
Overall, I am quite satisfied with my first purchase of this realistic dildo. The suction cup was the feature that drew me in. I like it best for shower and solo play. The biggest drawback is the material. I probably will not purchase another rubber toy but will look for a silicone toy like the O2 series. I do not regret my purchase at all and if you are a beginner looking to get into realistic dildos, I would recommend this toy if you are willing to keep up with the care and maintenance.
realistic, suction cup, size
material, hard to clean, collects lint and hair
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Published:April 17, 2013
gigles13
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gigles13
Good for a beginner
Overall, this is a good beginner toy -- at least for us, it was. It isn't too small, or too large. There is no smell, and it looks realistic. If you take care of the toy properly, it will last for a long time.
No odor, realistic, suction cup
Stinging
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Published:August 11, 2012
ReadmyLips
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ReadmyLips
World rockin orgasms
This dildo is priced just right and will last you for a long time to come for you alone or with a partner to enjoy. Its every bit worth buying and will be sure to make you orgasm every time.
This dildo is a perfect size for all to enjoy. The suction cup base is so handy.
I think it should have package to store it. The suction cup could be a little stronger.
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comatose-kitty
...you sure it's fake?
This is an amazing product, I would have preferred an extra inch or 2 in length on the shaft, but for those who know this is the perfect size for them, I strongly recommend buying it and rushing it to your house ASAP. I loved it and I'm sure you will too.
SO real, veins feel amazing, no strong stench, free storage pouch, great packaging.
Just a tad too short for me.
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Published:April 20, 2012
Do0mAid
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Do0mAid
"Junior" gave me a good time!
This item is definitely a good buy, if you're looking for a just above average size dildo and enjoy some good texture on your toy. I climax every time I use it, and look forward to using it each time!
prominent head, veining, suction cup
lint collector, porous, rubber
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Published:July 31, 2011
R.
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R.
Pretty Big for a Junior!
Not a toy for the beginner (or the faint of heart), but the perfect stepping stone into the "big" toys.
Well made toy, with a great suction cup for realistic play!
A bit large for everyday use - it would be nice to see a model of this product slightly smaller.
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Published:January 20, 2011
Kinky Skier
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Kinky Skier
The Realistic Cock (Not So) Junior Review
The Realistic Cock (Not So) Junior is a great toy for size queens and people interested in adding another penis to their household. The smell is pretty strong, but realism and an added suction cup make up for it. It ended up being too big for me, but just playing with it in the shower was enough to get me off. Recommended.
thick, realistic, suction cup, thick, three colors, thick
too thick for me, high maintenance, smells bad, tastes bad
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Published:December 07, 2010
LesbianLove
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LesbianLove
Mr. Perfect.
Over all, it's a great product. Doesn't hurt her with the initial entry, whenever I wear it around the house. it's an instant turn on for her. So, it's been doing wonders for her, obviously. She says it's the perfect size, it's just big enough for it to hurt just right. She orgasms every single time we use it.
Perfect length, perfect girth, easy for the initial entry.
The color is so weird.
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Published:September 27, 2009
corypark
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corypark
Amazing feel!
This dildo feels and looks like a real cock, and if you close your eyes and imagine a guy beneath you, you can almost feel that you are riding a real cock.
Felt like a real cock. Looked like a real cock.
The suction cup could be improved.
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Published:April 08, 2009
Shane Diesel realistic cock reviews
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Shane Diesel realistic cock

Itthings
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Itthings
Big, Bold and VERY smelly
If you can get over the smell, then you will likely have many hours of pleasurable play time with this toy.
Life-like appearance Large size (for that full, stretched feeling)
Smell Large size (for those who can't handle it)
barnhartmd051977
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barnhartmd051977
Diesel Power
This is the number one dildo in my wife's toy box. It brings her to multiple orgasms and it is used all the time. She is in love with this thing...I may have to move in with the dogs!
Size, Shape, Realistic, Orgasm Central
Smell
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Published:January 02, 2012
Sammi
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Sammi
Regular or Unleaded? How About Diesel?
If you’ve never tried Diesel, you should. Shane Diesel’s Cock is a replica of the porn star’s massive member and is sure to please with its detailing and size. The suction cup is strong and holds it well to smooth surfaces like the shower. The one drawback it has is the scent of the UR3 material, which can be overpowering but is masked somewhat by lube.
Nice size and length, great feeling, suction cup holds well.
Strong smell.
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Published:December 21, 2010
Phoenix713
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Phoenix713
The Cock Was TOO BIG!
I must say, that in realistic qualities, this cock is a beautiful example. The suction cup base is perfect for shower use, and since it's waterproof, it can be used anywhere. However; this really is a cock for queen sized users, and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone unless they are REALLY seasoned and advanced. Don't take on this cock unless you are SURE you are prepared. You might regret that you ever bought it.
Realistic, Easy to Clean, Suction Cup Base, Phthalates Free
Too Big For Most Users, Moderately Strong Rubbery Jello-y Smell
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Published:December 13, 2010
Waterfall
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Waterfall
Shane, you must hear this a lot but you are HUGE!
This huge, realistic UR3 dildo is a replica of Shane Diesel's cock that may shock even the most advanced users. It is best for those who know they enjoy larger toys or for those who enjoy a challenge. Overall this toy was too large for me to enjoy as much as I had hoped, but it does provide a very full feeling that is nice (every once in a while) with clitoral stimulation.
Provides feeling of fullness; Looks very real
Very large; Material requires a lot of care
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Published:December 11, 2010
Double penetration dildo reviews
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Double penetration dildo

moresunshine
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moresunshine
Freaky Looking, but Does Not Disappoint
Very nice dildo; interesting design and very lifelike. Simulates either dual penetration or sex with three partners. She had always fantasized about dual penetration, but was not something that we wanted to involve other partners.
Nice design, Lifelike
Small dildo a little flimsy, Wish there were different sizes
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Published:November 13, 2013
sweetface13
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sweetface13
Leaving a lot to be desired
I got bored with this toy. I wanted a realistic experience, and the part that is supposed to be inserted anally is just way too small. I like the "veininess", but this takes too much work. If you want to work for an orgasm, sure, go ahead and buy it. But this was not terribly exciting.
Great price
Too much work, not a great size
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Published:September 11, 2013
amorestcaecus
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amorestcaecus
Floppy Penis
This was just okay for me. It wasn't bad, but it was not great either. I mostly use the anal dong. If you are a new toy user, you will probably love this.
great for beginners, perfect for anal play, flexible, easy clean up
small for experienced toy users, might be too flexible for some
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Published:July 06, 2013
BellaMaria27
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BellaMaria27
Looks Great And That Is About It
Overall, I would not recommend this product to anyone only because the anal dildo is very flimsy and hard to complete a double penetration.
Realistic Feel Inexpensive Easy to clean
Anal dildo too flimsy for tight penetration Strong odor
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Published:February 10, 2013
Crystal jellies ballsy cock reviews
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Crystal jellies ballsy cock

Lisa1234
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Lisa1234
Not for a Beginner
It is definitely worth the money I paid for it. I read the reviews and knew about others complaints about the smell, but it didn't alter my want for this and I would recommend it to the next interested party.
Large, veins add to sensations, realistic
Smell, tastes like an unflavored condom
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Published:October 27, 2013
Chilie
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Chilie
Decidedly Does NOT Get Better With Age!
Great going out of the gate, but unsafe materials and yellowing left it broken down far before the finish line.
Excellent size, great texture
Unsafe materials, yellowing material, stinging sensation
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Published:July 19, 2013
blitzen
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blitzen
Great size, great design... not-so-great material
If the material's safety and smell aren't deal-breakers for you, you'll love this large, realistically shaped dildo. It's sizable enough to please beginners and more experienced users, and features a sturdy suction cup that can double as a place to secure this toy to a harness. This cock is bendable and slightly squishy, but rigid enough to hit all your good spots.
Size, firmness, suction cup is strong and useful
Unsafe material, smelly, picks up lint
SassyCat45
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SassyCat45
Size Does Count
It's meaty & long and has served me well. Very well, so well that I don't even remember that it smells kind of like a brand new pool toy or a new plastic toy. I was not disappointed with the Crystal Jellies Ballsy Cock.
Length Girth Easy to Clean Realistic Looking
Odor (very noticable) Heavy
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Published:June 25, 2013
SydneyScreams
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SydneyScreams
You'd Have to be Ballsy to Try
Overall, the Ballsy Cock is a fun colored realistic dildo. The smell is awful, though, and stays awful even after several washes.
Color Girth (for some)
Smell Girth (for some)
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Published:June 09, 2013
MollyS218
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MollyS218
Crystal Paradise
This is a great toy for beginners to intermediate users. It gives you a full feeling just like the real thing, and can be used either as a couple or as a solo act.
Soft yet firm, and realistic
Slightly uncomfortable if not lubed properly
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Published:March 06, 2013
BabyGirl25
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BabyGirl25
I should have listened to the other reviews.
Basically, if I had listened to the other reviews that said it was pretty big, then I may not have ordered this particular toy. But I'm also glad that I didn't listen because I was able to get used to it and in the end it was quite a lot of fun.
Comfort and shape, suction cup feature, color
Suction cup could be stronger, was larger than expected
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Published:January 09, 2013
CarolCarol
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CarolCarol
Could Be Better
This toy can be very fulfilling to the user, and it's thick/large enough for a good ride. It's clear, realistic, and appealing, but the strong smell could be a problem. It is still worth a try.
A good "filled" feeling, great suction cup
Strong smell, size
RebelRebelJen
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RebelRebelJen
Not for the faint of heart
As much as I enjoyed this toy, it was a bit larger than I had hoped for. Still, I would recommend this to most people (except beginners).
Realistic feel Excellent suction cup
Larger than expected Strong odor
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Published:January 05, 2013
Kismet
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Kismet
Stiff!
Sadly I will not be pulling this out of my toy chest very often. For a toy of this size, the stiffness is a cause for discomfort and I was not able to utilize the suction cup.
Good upgrade from 1.5" diameter. Aesthetically appealing color. Good texture.
Sub-optimal suction cup. Material too stiff for a toy of this size. Strong plastic smell. Heavy.
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Published:October 06, 2012
Brunn
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Brunn
Ballsy Cock Packs a Punch!
I would highly suggest this toy to anyone looking for a girthy toy with a detailed realistic sculpt. The suction cup works amazingly well and the toy stays where you put it. While it does need a bit of lube to be used comfortably due to it's slightly tacky texture and may be apt to pick up fuzz and lint, all in all, it's a great ride!
Great size and shape, very girthy, suction cup is fantastic, sculpting is gorgeous.
Fairly strong rubbery/perfumey smell, not a good size for beginners, weighs about a pound.
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Published:September 12, 2012
twistedheartsx
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twistedheartsx
Realistic & Thick... good mixture!
The Crystal Jellies Ballsy Cock is an awesomely filling toy, feels awesome, and is a great price! Bang for your buck ;)
Filling, hands-free, very realistic, easy to use, awesome price!
Smell may bother some.
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Published:September 11, 2012
ReadmyLips
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ReadmyLips
Ballsy and Satisfying
If you want a great toy that can give you pleasure many different ways this is a perfect choice. The suction cup base allows you to stick it just about anywhere for a little fun and spice in your life. Use it in the shower or stick it onto a chair and get busy pleasing yourself. Easy to clean just add some water and mild soap. You and your partner will have tons of fun using this toy.
Great size for anyone to use and strong suction base.
Has a strong plasic smell and no storage case.
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Published:July 18, 2012
MichelleHotel
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MichelleHotel
This toy is great!
It's totally satisfying. It's the largest toy I own, and it's just a great size. Length and girth are perfect for me. I like everything about this toy, except the scent. Not too bad and easily overlooked, but might annoy some people who are picky about it.
great size, suction cup, hands-free, o-ring harness compatible, cool color, oral practice
light smell, a little sticky, use lots of lube
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Published:June 29, 2012
Raevynn
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Raevynn
Almost perfect.
This toy is above average in size; the feel is great and the texture and 'give' this toy provides will have you on cloud 9 for hours. However, the scent is unpleasant after some time and quite strong.
Texture, girth.
Scent, oil-like build up after prolonged use.
Toy Fiend
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Toy Fiend
Great Toy for Beginners or Advanced Users
This would make a great toy for the experienced and inexperienced collector. I find that this item is well worth the money considering it has outlived some of my more expensive items. I would recommend it in a heartbeat to any user.
Easy to care for, great size and shape, versatile
Sticky nature of material, sight, smell
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Published:January 23, 2012
Gimme More
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Gimme More
Very, Very Nice!
I love this toy and definitely plan on buying another one when my current one needs to be retired. It pleases me very well and also makes for added fun with its suction cup!
feels great, suction cup
strong odor
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Published:November 21, 2011
The-Great-Blight
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The-Great-Blight
Good for a while
It's a good general dildo with great texture and versatility. Just be wary that it will discolor and look sickly.
Large, textures, suction cup for a versatility.
The material sucks, too big for beginners.
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Published:October 26, 2011
haley730
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haley730
Realistic Dildo with Balls
I recommend this dildo to beginners and advanced users. It is a nice suction cup dildo, definitely worth the price. But the only thing is that it has a very strong smell.
Feels realistic/ Nice texture/ Suction cup/ Perfect for harness/ Take it in the shower/bath
Very smelly/ sometimes it slips off when suction cup is slippery
Obeahmon
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Obeahmon
Larger than life, at least mine anyways
This toy has been a wonderful addition to our collection. We have used it in several different situations and found it performs well in all of them. Size, design, price...this toy has many attractive features. The most of which is hearing your partner experience the many pleasures it has to offer.
Big enough to please, strong suction cup, harness compatible.
Scent can spread to objects stored nearby.
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Published:July 17, 2011
catgirl9
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catgirl9
Love the ballsy!
For about $20, you can't go wrong! The balls are awesome and the sil-a-gel offers a semi-realistic feel. Decent weight, easy clean-up, nice pink color. The suction cup makes grinding on this thing sooooo fun!
size, easy clean-up, suction cup, realistic, textured
suction cup could be stronger
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Published:May 25, 2011
bobo for life
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bobo for life
Wife Likes It
My wife is training herself with this dildo. Sex with her is awesome now because she is able to warm herself up! It is a great toy!
Realistic, Good size, Great suction cup
This toy is great, and we have found no cons yet!
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Published:March 31, 2011
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noofbat
Great all around dildo!
This is a great toy for the money. Its suction cup performs well. The material feels good. And it is a good all around performer.
Good value, good size, suction cup
Cheap packaging, semi-porous material
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Published:December 24, 2010
Kandidreams
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Kandidreams
Ballsy is Right on Track
The little dildo was definitely worth the money. Not only was it pleasing to the eye but it was exceptionally pleasing vaginally as well! For any user that is looking for a dildo for shower or tub use, this is definitely the one to go for.
Suction cup base, texture, realistic.
Make more of a use for the balls.
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Published:December 15, 2010
Mr. F
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Mr. F
Get Some Balls, and Grab this Cock
Though basic and seemingly ordinary, this is a toy you will keep coming back to even instead of more sophisticated, more expensive dildos. If I had to give this toy a nickname, it would probably be "Old Reliable," "Trusty," or maybe "Daniel." It is a cock in the truest sense of the word-simple, practical, and one hell of a fun ride.
Low cost, Practical, Fun colors, Good quality, Detailed, Long Lasting.
Slightly unsafe material, Dust magnet, Mild smell.
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Published:December 11, 2010
longlegs
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longlegs
Need Replacing Soon!
If you use a little imagination this toy can be very versatile and fun. I am so glad I tried this dildo, and you will be too. Something about the size and shape that is just perfect, I love it! Even with the slight odor. What more can I rave about it!!
The girth and length plus the realistic feel when using. Also easy clean up.
The smell is the only turn off. Its the only thing I don't like.
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Published:October 14, 2010
Arren
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Arren
I'm speechless and drooling and it smells like gummy bears.
You will more than likely love everything about this cock. It's damn near perfect. Be wary of the size though if you are very sensitive or small as this is a fairly large toy.
Texture, size, and smells like gummy bears
A bit sticky, smells like gummy bears.
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Published:August 19, 2010
meaganrose5
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meaganrose5
Crystal Clearly Yours
The performance of this toy completely makes up for it's odd smell. Although it doesn't have any vibrating bells and whistles, it still leaves an impression and is a fantastic addition to anyone's collection. It is most definitely worth buying, as the price won't leave your wallet empty. It's my new favorite toy!
Allows for a hands free experience, sturdy suction cup feature, great work out.
The odor.
Somebodyspankme
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Somebodyspankme
WOW!!
This is a FABULOUS toy to add to your collection! The price won't break your wallet and you're sure to get every penny's worth!! The size is a little intimidating upon first sight, but you're going to love every single inch!!
Very easy to clean, texture adds to the overall pleasure!
Suction slips a little until you get it into place. But once it "catches" it stays put!!
Gardenvy
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Gardenvy
Crystal Jellies Ballsy Cock.. hold on for the ride!
I feel after my few months owning this product, that since the suction slips and I'd enjoy longer length, I am going to rate this product a four star rating. Great product!
Size, girth, pretty color yet realistic looking.
Suction cup could be stronger for shower use.
boxerakclover69
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boxerakclover69
WOW!!
It is DEFINITELY worth the price!! The size is perfect and is a nice fit! Don't let the size intimidate you! You obviously thought enough to purchase it...go ahead, jump on...take it for a ride. You WON'T be disappointed!!
I think anyone from beginner to the experienced can use and enjoy this toy.
Again, the smell is bad. Not overpowering...but once it's washed, it's not so bad!
 SydVicious
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SydVicious
This big rig can drive down my highway anytime!
This is a wonderful addition to any toy box. It's a good product at a great price. You will enjoy it alone or with a partner. Just be sure clean and store it properly to keep yourself safe.
Perfect size and color, waterproof and hands free.
Smelly at first.
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Published:February 23, 2010
dbates
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dbates
Pretty and pink pleaser
Overall this was a fantastic find. The toy was very cheap and performed better than expected. The size and shape was perfect. Even beginning couples would enjoy this. I loved how easy it was to clean up and put away. Just wash this really well after you get it and you won't notice the smell that much.
Realistic cock appearance and texture. Just right size. Pretty pink color.
The smell is a bit strong at first.
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Published:February 04, 2010
Tiffany1229
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Tiffany1229
Nice little cock!
Great little dildo for people who love the suction cup feature. It's definitely a great toy and well worth the money!
Looks, suction cup.
Smell
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Published:October 24, 2009
PerpetuallyWanting
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PerpetuallyWanting
Crystal Jellies Ballsy Cock - My Spare Boyfriend
This big guy may not be all that fancy, but he certainly won't disappoint! It'll stick to any flat surface and hangs tight through even the wildest rides, leaving your hands free to do whatever else you please.
Waterproof. Hands-free. Sturdy, but flexible.
Material attracts dust/lint. Some issues w/specific surfaces.
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Published:March 02, 2009
livingdeadgirl
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livingdeadgirl
Ballsy is right!
This Ballsy Cock may not have any of the bells and whistles of other toys but it is definitely worth a try. The size is very satisfying once you get over the smell.
It provides for a great full feeling. The balls are great for getting a handle on things.
The initial smell can be disconcerting. The color change has been a little off putting as well.
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Published:November 21, 2008
SexAddict
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SexAddict
Read entire review
I would recommend this toy to every woman from the sex toy beginner to the sex toy connoisseur. You won’t be disappointed, especially for the unbelievable low price.
soft, incredible feel, great girth, achieves amazing orgasms
not versatile
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Published:June 10, 2008
Dryspell
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Dryspell
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This product is a great value for the price! If you want to try something different that gives a woman full control, I would highly recommend this product!
Nice feeling, realistic length, girth was very pleasurable!
Strong smell and no care instructions.
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Published:April 10, 2008
The realistic cock large reviews
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The realistic cock large

Diablotin
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Diablotin
Mr. Big
This toy is a fulfilling experience for my wife and worth every penny. It would be worth even more if it was made of silicone.
Big, supple, realistic look and feeling.
Must use condoms since the material is not the safest.
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Published:September 26, 2013
Piña Colada
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Piña Colada
Big Boy!
I really enjoy this toy! I wasn't sure I would at first, but after getting used to the bigger size, I had a lot of fun with it. I wish the material was safer to use because I'm quite sensitive, but other than that I have no complaints.
nice big size
safety rating
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Published:December 09, 2012
blacklodge
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blacklodge
Oh my god, Becky. Look at her dildo. It is so big!
If you're looking for a larger realistic toy, this one is amazing. I absolutely love it and would recommend it to anyone who doesn't mind taking the extra time to make sure this porous toy is taken care of.
Feels fantastic, super realistic, awesome suction cup.
Porous material.
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Published:September 27, 2012
 Dixiemomma
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Dixiemomma
Sweet Smell and Sweet Ride
This is a great toy for anyone wanting a realistic feeling and looking dildo. It could be a bit firmer, I found it hard to insert due to its floppiness. Otherwise it is great for thrusting, big enough to fill me up without going overboard. If you don't mind a high maintenance toy this is a great one.
*realistic *suction cup base *big balls
*too floppy *porous material
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Published:September 22, 2012
sXeVegan90
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sXeVegan90
Velvety, Sweet Realism
If you're looking for a realistic toy, then look no further than Doc Johnson's Original Realistic 8 Inch Cock. Its velvety smooth texture and flexibility will make you want more. This toy may be a chore to clean and maintain, but it's sure to provide you with a stimulating experience.
Flexible, Gender play, Feels realistic, Soft, Smell
Porous, Can be too large for some, High maintenance
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Published:September 20, 2012
Goddess handle reviews
Price: $59.99

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Goddess handle

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Airen Wolf
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Airen Wolf
Take a great dildo and add a handle that makes solo play easier and less strain and you have the Goddess Handle! Make it out of medical grade materials and you have a super toy that will last and give great value for the money.
Hygienic materials, Great size, gorgeous color
None
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Published:September 13, 2013
TJtheMadHatter
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TJtheMadHatter
Diana the goddess of Hunt, the Moon, and of Chastity, swore off all men. I'm sure if she ever was looking for her big "O", she'd reach for this lovely toy. The texture is heavenly, and the handle is extremely convenient. It's lacking in the girth department, but with a compatible butt plug, it's divine. Anally, this thing is a must have for all players.
The texture, The handle, Sterilizable
May be too slim for Size Queens or Kings
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Published:June 06, 2013
Jelly royales dong reviews
Price: $27.99
 
 
 
 

Jelly royales dong

joaker
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joaker
Seemed like a good idea
What's your dildo requirement? Stick on a surface and slide on? This will work. Be worked in a more intimate situation? This is probably too much for both of you to handle.
Huge, flexible, soft It will move with you
Imperfections in the cast catches lube...etc Huge
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Published:September 09, 2013
libbyv
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libbyv
big but fun
A great, natural dildo from California Exotics. Highly suggested for any experienced toy user, but because of the large size, not ideal for beginners. The fantastically smooth head is great lead up to the veiny shaft. Fun for solo play, or partner play, this one won't disappoint.
satisfying, great length, and girth
no vibration, jelly material, too big for beginners.
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Published:June 05, 2013
ilovejanelle
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ilovejanelle
Big Dong Review
I would have to say this toy is very satisfying, not because of it being big, but rather having a lot of girth, making it like the real thing opening you up and making it feel good inside. If you're sick of skinny toys, then try this thick dong out, because it's going to be a good moan slip and slide.
Bigger is better
Doesn't suction to the wall very well.
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Published:March 20, 2013
Cynthia Jordan
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Cynthia Jordan
Mr. Jelly
I would recommend this toy to advanced users due to the sheer size, but I would buy this again and again. I love jelly toys because they are not as firm as others, and that is the reason why I would recommend this toy. All though most do not like jelly because it can not boiled, just slip a coat on this beast and go for a ride - you cant ask for more.
Jelly, texture, huge size, suction cup
Nothing - I love this dong
NurseKitty
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NurseKitty
Love at First Sight
I would buy this product again in a heartbeat because of the quality. There are no seams from the molding process, the entire toy is smooth and made from good quality jelly. I have had this toy for approximately a year now and it shows very little wear and tear. With the amount of use I get from this toy it was well worth the price.
Larger than average girth, good length and realistic texturing
Suction cup doesn't work very well and it is a little heavy for it's size
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Published:January 25, 2012
aburnett
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aburnett
Wow... Royales abound!
Overall, a good product with a few problems that have occurred with the suction cup. Would recommend to any level of user and enjoyed quite thoroughly!
Realistic design and worked as a standard dong would
Suction cup didn't hold well, so I couldn't fully use it to the dongs intended purpose & potential
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Published:September 18, 2011
GirlNextDoor27
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GirlNextDoor27
Fun in the shower!
Great for use in the shower and bath tub, and fun with a partner! Would recommend as a good dong for the price and the size.
Size, Girth, Suction cup, Veins and texture
Plastic smell, Jelly material should be used with condoms for best bacterial protection
Sexy Alex
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Sexy Alex
A wonderful ride!!
This toy is totally worth the money. My partner and I are just so happy with it, we both would totally recommend it to anyone who asks about it.
Perfect size
Slight odor
PonyGirl Sin
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PonyGirl Sin
Mmmm long and wonderful!
Oh, I say, this toy is really worth the price. If I ever lost this toy I would definitely buy it again. Wonderful, comfortable, affordable. Pleases men and women alike. Love it.
Firm, sexy looking, suction cup
Slight odor
String of Lights
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String of Lights
No buyer's remorse here!
This isn't quite the buy for first timers, and I doubt if this toy can stand alone, but if you're looking for a heavy hitter to round out your box gang, this royal jelly will be great to have in your corner! It's good for people looking for size and length.
Highly Flexible, Thick for size queens, May be used as a weapon, Great Suction Cup.
A bit too big to use every time.
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Published:March 28, 2011
I Want It Now.
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I Want It Now.
Not the best lay ever...
While the penetration of this dildo felt good, the cons far outweigh the benefits. I'd recommend going with a similar dildo in a safer material.
Good girth, length and realistic shape
Odor, bad taste, and vaginal irritation from jelly material
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Published:December 28, 2008
RedGoddess
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RedGoddess
Read entire review
At first glance, the Jelly Royales Dong may look intimidating, but after working on it, it feels amazing. It is excellent quality that is well worth your money. The material is great, soft yet flexible, well formed, and holds up well with the suction. Perfect for men and women.
Good suction, great texture, quality material, excellent price
Faint chemical smell, large girth for first time beginners
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Published:March 03, 2008
Mr. Limpy small reviews
Price: $14.95
 
 
 
 

Mr. Limpy small

notabear
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notabear
Perfect Pack
This is a great packer for anyone who needs a little bulge in their pants. It's made of a nice, easy-to-clean material, and holds up fairly well with everyday wear.
Realistic material, good for packing
Rips easily, picks up lint quickly
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Published:August 20, 2013
angeltrouble
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angeltrouble
Color Creativity Needed
Overall? Worth it, but... PINK, dang it! A gender-expression-related item with limited color choices can create quite the conflict for users.
Easy to use, dysphoria-relieving
Did I mention PINK. Seriously...
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Published:August 14, 2013
TJtheMadHatter
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TJtheMadHatter
A better stress ball than a packer.
The texture of Mr. Limpy is extremely realistic. The design is extremely lacking, as it doesn't function well as an actual packer. It doesn't stay in place well, and you spend half of your time playing "Guess That Shape". When you do have it in place, the penis size is nearly obscene. It does function well as a stress ball or something to just play with around the house.
Realistic texture, Inexpensive, Extremely pliant
Half balls, Heavy penis, Doesn't stay in position, Huge penis
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Published:June 11, 2013
KimberlyFDR
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KimberlyFDR
Mr. Limpy Is A Girl's Best Friend
If you are new to packing, if you've ever wanted to have a cock of your very own, if you're not looking to pay a huge price for the experience, then Mr. Limpy will fit your needs perfectly.
Easy to use, minimal care needed, realistic look and feel, low price
No care instructions, no reusable storage, fragile material, can get sticky without proper treatment
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Published:May 19, 2013
byohazrd13
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byohazrd13
Mr. Limy Falls Flat
The Mr. Limpy packers used to be good. Then they underwent a material change, and design tweaks, and this packer is so utterly useless, I'm sending it back. It tears way too easy, leaves a bad feeling on your skin, and with the weight distribution, you'd be better off using a sausage in your pants.
None
material too soft, easy to tear, poorly weighted, utterly useless
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Published:May 13, 2013
Mediumsizedman
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Mediumsizedman
Perfect Packer for Beginners
The Mr. Limpy is a cheap and easy option for packing for beginners. It is easy to clean, easy to modify, and easy to wear.
Cheap, realistic bulge, good for beginners
Sticky, fragile material
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Published:December 15, 2012
jesseftm
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jesseftm
Mr. Limpy the Show Off
The Mr. Limpy is a great, affordable packer. However, if you're a smaller guy looking for a packer to use daily you may want to look for an alternative. The superskin material makes this packer very realistic and a lot of fun for jacking off with. If there were a size between the Mr. Limpy extra small and small it would be perfect!
Realistic look and feel, easy to clean and store, great for the ego
Too large for day to day packing for a smaller guy, too pink to match my skin color
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Published:October 27, 2012
jsnyder87
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jsnyder87
Dear Mr. Limpy
In my experience Mr. Limpy is a good starter packer. The price is great and can be made into a stand to pee which takes on a new way it is intended. However with every product it does have its flaws. The balls makes it too bulky, the texture is sticky when used everyday the color is completely off and you can not use it for penetration.
the price is good and it is easy to make into a stp.
bulky, sticky, color is off and it is not realistic.
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Published:October 10, 2012
icelandia
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icelandia
Great for Anyone New to Packing!
Mr. Limpy packers are a great, realistic, and economical option for those looking to add a little gender play to their bedroom activities, for those new to packing, and for anyone looking to pack on a budget.
Cheap, Easy to use, Realistic, Soft, Great packer for beginners
Very pink, Might be too big for some
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Published:September 04, 2012
see3425
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see3425
Perfect for FTM guys
Overall, Mr. Limpy is a great starter packer. I'd recommend him to anyone looking to pack for cheap. He will make you look and feel much better.
Very realistic, very comfortable, very cheap.
A little too big for small guys, very difficult to clean.
lukas24
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lukas24
Small it is not...
I would say to try the extra small if you intend to use it for everyday packing and are not a giant. If in doubt, go with the smaller size as these are meant as gag gifts.
Can be erotic through phantom-limb experiences.
Too big, too heavy. Doesn't sit well in my harness. NOT DISCREET!
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Published:May 30, 2012
MeliPixie
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MeliPixie
Pegger's POV 7: I Don't Love My Mr. Limpy Small
This is a good line of toys for those who are not sure if packing is for them. It's quite inexpensive while still giving the feel of having something substantial and realistic down there. But the "Small" size is far too large, I highly recommend going for the "Extra-Small" version if you're stuck on getting one that's inexpensive to try.
Inexpensive, Feels real, Great detail.
Pink, A little high-maintenance, Fragile material, HUGE!
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Published:May 26, 2012
Youssii
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Youssii
Welcome the Mr. Semi-Large
Fairly bog-standard packer, will provide the bulge you need for little money and makes a good first packer for slightly taller people. If you have a few extra bucks to spend, it is well worth taking a look at the Mr. Right, a more expensive but less pink packer that is also a slightly firmer texture.
Cheap Realistic
Sticky Pink Stretchy Smells plasticky
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Published:May 13, 2012
transfag
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transfag
for that not-so-small bulge
For the price, this is the best soft packer I've ever owned or made. It's comfortable, fairly realistic (minus proportion issues already mentioned), and my partner thinks it's hot. That being said, if you're looking for something more durable or life-like, you might want to consider something non-porous, like the silicone Mr. Right.
Creates a realistic bulge, easy to maintain, and customizable
small balls, long shaft, misleading sizing, moderate product life
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Published:May 07, 2012
Faeboy
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Faeboy
There's a giant phallus staring at me from my coffee table!
Go for a smaller size unless you're big, or want to be really packing. I was sadly disappointed. Makes an interesting paperweight.
Realistic balls
Too big Too squishy
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Published:May 05, 2012
DeliciousSurprise
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DeliciousSurprise
Limp Isn't Always Bad
Mr. Limpy does exactly what it's supposed to: imitates a flaccid cock. Unfortunately, it's a huge lint magnet and it requires a lot of upkeep to keep it in prime condition. If the colour was a bit better, I might be a bit more in love.
Feels fleshlike and soft
Lint magnet, the colour is all wrong, and it's very high maintenance.
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Published:April 22, 2012
Thomas90
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Thomas90
A perfect first packer
Overall, the product suits its purpose perfectly. Although it does get damaged very easily and its pink coloring can make the packer look too fake.
Perfect size, realistic bulge
Too pink
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Published:April 10, 2012
camjam89
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camjam89
Who cares if it's limp? It's MINE!
Mr. Limpy is great for a man (or genderqueer, or gender-bending lady) on a budget! He'll get the job done, but you'll get what you pay for!
Mr limpy is a great cheap dick that can fill your packing needs on a budget!
Comes in non-realistic skin tone and doesn't pass squeeze or look tests.
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Published:April 05, 2012
tom fay
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tom fay
Ftm usage
I really liked it. Overall, I consider this my main packer. In my opinion, this is the best introduction to packing.
Cheap and does the job
Falls apart with everyday use, not many skin color options
toastedbananas
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toastedbananas
Good beginning packer
Overall this packer is great for the price. Although it does need a little more care and maintenance than the average toy, it is a good tool to aid in all of your gender explorations.
good size, soft
creates a large bulge, picks up a lot of lint
Snozzberries
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Snozzberries
Pinkie Winkie and the Big Dick Day
It's a very soft, realistic limp penis. It looks real under cloth and has just the right amount of length and girth to not be blatantly obvious. The bulge is nicely accentuated when the shaft is positioned right and the weight reminds you it is there. It may require a special packing setup or the right underpants to keep it positioned, however, due to the length of the shaft and how it sits on the balls.
Very realistic Looks like a penis Fits well in packing briefs
Not as easy to use spur of the moment because of the length and shape
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Published:January 11, 2012
oliverHyde
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oliverHyde
Perfect Packer
While Mr. Limpy Small won't drop your voice, give you facial hair, or flatten your chest, he does fill a void in your pants. My wife and I LOVE how grope-able it is, and it's incredibly realistic. It's perfect for anyone who wants to proudly walk with a little more.
super cheap, comfortable, extremely realistic, just the right size
pink color is a bit much (but it fades), crawls around if worn in boxers without a harness
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Published:January 01, 2012
ehre
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ehre
Small: Well, Larger than Average
The Mr. Limpy Small is a pretty great product and you should check it out. It certainly won't hurt your wallet to do so. It's relatively easy to use, either in briefs or with a packing strap. It's got definite weight and girth to it so it passes the 'grope test' quite well.
Good for a tight budget Moderately realistic
Texture becomes sticky and unpleasant to the touch Material breaks down quickly
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Published:December 14, 2011
jagp34
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jagp34
Mr Limpy is Mr right cock for packing
As a transguy I love it! The Mr Limpy packer has helped me greatly with my bottom dysphoria. I love how real it feels, and how sometimes I catch myself touching my packer, and feel my confidence rising as I know I am taking steps to look like the man I know I am. I love it when my partner gropes me and I can hear a moan from him, because it feels so real.
Very realistic and helpful for passing Very helpful in easing bottom dysphoria
Boner-like appearance if not positioned well Needs often cleaning
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Published:December 02, 2011
 NoOneNosMe
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NoOneNosMe
Mr. Packer Tally Wacker
Do you break the gender binary? Are you a butch lesbian that just likes to have that nice bulge in your pants? Or do you just like to play around with gender? Well then the Mr. Limpy packer is for you! This awesome little device gives you the look and feel you are going for.
feels real, nice bulge for a bigger person, takes to your body temperature, penis looks realistic
pink color, flat backed balls, may need a harness or packing underwear
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Published:December 01, 2011
Maxx
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Maxx
Mr. Limpy not so small
All in all I love it. It looks real and feels real through clothes. I will keep buying this brand till it is no longer available.
Soft Easy to wear Comfortable
Pink Sticky when wet
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Published:November 29, 2011
David Troll
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David Troll
Limp as a noodle
There are pros and cons to this, but the pros makes the product worth it. I love it and I intend on getting more items like it. I hope this helped.
Easy to clean. Great stress reliever. Fits perfectly. Feels cool. Works great with a harness
The smell. Needs an additional item to help with its intended use. It's pink.
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Published:November 19, 2011
Eden C.
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Eden C.
Not Limpy Under Clothes!
If you find that packing brings you confidence but money is a big concern, then go ahead and get this packer. However, be warned that it looks like it is erect under clothing, and that the material is sticky and attracts dust. It is also quite disappointing that the packer only comes in a pink, Caucasian hue.
Cheap, somewhat realistic shape.
Bulky, sticky, only comes in one color.
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Published:October 20, 2011
Blinkfat
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Blinkfat
"Super" Skin Hardly Describes...
The most realistic thing I've ever seen or felt. Cheap. Small and portable. Pretty darn durable as long as you keep sharp things away from it. Definitely worth the money for a good quality, flaccid-penis dildo. Seems like it'll last a long time with care. A must have!
Very realistic, Soft, Stretchy, Durable, Portable, Scentless, Tasteless, Easy To Clean.
Vulnerable to Sharp Things, Collects Dust and Hair Easily.
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Published:October 08, 2011
Silverdrop
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Silverdrop
Mr Pinky
Do you have penis envy? Do you want to cross dress, but need a convincing bulge in your trousers? Do you just want a limp penis of your own to play with? Do you want that penis to look like it's been sunburnt? If so, Mr Limpy is the penis for you! [img|http://cdn1.edenfantasys.com/Images/CustomerImages500x500/634517154092405000.jpg|Mr Limpy]
Great for packing Fun to play with Inexpensive
No care or use instructions Far too pink
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Published:September 21, 2011
Ms. Spice
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Ms. Spice
I Gots Me a Penis!
For the price, Mr. Limpy is an awesome investment for those who are looking for their first time packer. I do find that he is not exactly what I would call life like, but instead, is kind of sticky, smelly and really way too pink to be considered a real dick. I do like having him around though and he does make for an affordable gender bending option.
Looks Like a penis
Way too pink, Material, Smelly, kind of sticky
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Published:September 13, 2011
Madeira
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Madeira
Mr. Pink
This is a good "my first packer" packer, it's comfortable, it's cheap, it provides a somewhat realistic bulge, but the off color and the horrid material make it less than ideal for people who want to keep on packing.
Comfortable, realistic bulge, cheap
the color, the material, may be too big for some
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Published:August 08, 2011
CynicallyYours
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CynicallyYours
Not Just For Packing!
You can wear Mr. Limpy for a bit of gender bending fun, though it will look like you sunburned your penis. But I prefer to play with him. Who doesn’t like to fiddle with a nice, soft, stretchy, cock now and then? And for the price you just can’t go wrong. Mr. Limpy makes a great stress reliever/companion!
Soft, stretchy, fun and stress relief, realistic feel!
Color is a bit off, cyberskin smell.
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Published:April 01, 2011
PussyGalore
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PussyGalore
This Is "Small?"
I will still use this every once in awhile just because it's there, but I would suggest anyone looking for something durable and easy to manage to look elsewhere.
Cheap, Outward Appearance is A+
Tears Easily, Feels Unrealistic
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Published:February 07, 2011
TboyTy
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TboyTy
Limpy? Yes. Small? Not so much.
Mr. Limpy is one of the most popular packers for Transmen, Butch Women, Drag Kings, and all manner of gender variant individuals for a reason. The price is economical, and it fulfills its purpose well. Be mindful in your size choice and you will be pleased.
Price, Comfort, Realism if sized and positioned appropriately in your underwear.
Can be a bit large for smaller guys or those who don't want their package to be offensively large.
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Published:December 24, 2010
Arren
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Arren
Sweet Jeebus it's the size of a small pony.
Decent if you're looking to pack for play or show but probaly not the one you want if you're looking to pack and pass as it sits a little funny because of the thin balls.
Feels real through pants, makes you look huge.
Not as well crafted as some of its competition, makes you look huge.
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Published:November 05, 2010
 Dante Blaize
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Dante Blaize
Mr. Limpy? More Like Mr. Floppy!
First time packer? Not sure you want to drop the big bucks for Mr. Right or something similar? Give Mr. Limpy a shot first to see if you like the way it looks and feels. Be warned, the small is fairly big. Take a look at the "extra small" too.
Cheap, semi-realistic
Too long, too squishy, bright pink, can't be sanitized
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Published:October 13, 2010
queertastic
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queertastic
A Modern-day Transformation: Heroine to Hero.
I love my new cock! This toy is fabulous and is a great price - especially for the CyberSkin material. The cock is comfortable to wear and has a realistic feel, girth and width to it. The material feels like actual skin! Although there is some required up-keep for this toy, don't let that intimidate you. CyberSkin is a great product and with a little bit of loving care, your new cock look as good as it did coming out of the bag.
Realistic feel Comfortable to wear
No instructions on how to care for toy on package
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Published:October 03, 2010
bluephyre
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bluephyre
Decent beginner packer
Overall, a nice first time toy, and maybe a few uses, but once you are comfortable with gender play, you will no longer want to use it.
Easy to clean and maintain, realistic and yet discreet. It is excellent for receiving oral sex.
Does not hold the shape well and having to make the right harness for it can be tricky.
Daddy'sPuppy
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Daddy'sPuppy
Maybe if i had a little blue pill.
What are you looking for? Dildo or fun play thing? There's a reason it's called Mr.Limpy. If you want a fun toy you can sling at friends then get it, get 3 or 4 and have a Limpy Fight. Cost is nothing compared to the laughs and fun you'll get from it. You want something to get you off? Keep moving, this is not made to be used for penetration of any kind. I mean you wouldn't use marshmallows to penetrate would you?
Oh my gosh it feels so yummy in your hands. Nice and squishy.
Uh... his balls aren't as round as they should be. lol
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Published:November 09, 2009
deceased
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deceased
Which One's Pink? (sorry about the Floydian slip )Mr. Limpy!
Fleshlight's website suggests "This is the ideal size for launching a water balloon, to deliver a high velocity anonymous face shot. This squishy projectile is sure to be a hit".
Looks pretty realistic under not too tight pants. No phthalates.
It's pink and squishy, and a bit too soft and bouncy.
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Published:August 17, 2009
Bird Boy
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Bird Boy
A bulge of confidence.
I would definitely recommend this packer to any transman. It's a fabulous beginning packer. I'm pondering going up in size because this one was so easy to adapt to. The moment I put him on, I felt one step closer to my gender goal.
Realistic feel and look for a low budget. Well weighted. Easy to care for.
Color at first is jarring. A bit difficult to mod into a STP.
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Published:March 17, 2009
quiteneil
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quiteneil
Packin' Heat: Mr. Limpy and You
A great packer for those getting started. Mr. Limpy is inexpensive, comfortable, and good for everyday wear. He’s awful pink, though, and Mr. Softly definitely can’t be used for sexual intercourse.
Comfy, inexpensive, great for those just getting started packing.
No other skin colors besides sickly pink, could be constructed of safer material.
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Published:November 10, 2008
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ILoveToWatchMyWife
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ILoveToWatchMyWife
I wanted to surprise the wife!!!
My wife is very picky, and it pleased her! I give this two thumbs up because it made her happy and it didn't make her sore afterwards!
material softness size shape price
material safety cleaning
MaximusMax
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MaximusMax
Our first experience! Wow...
This was worth it because other than having to take care of it, it definitely does its job. It's exactly what it says it is-- a realistic cock.
Super realistic Nice length and size Suction cup base
Porous material Extra care needed
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Published:January 06, 2013
Loriandhubby
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Loriandhubby
The real deal!
When looking for a realistic cock to play with, Doc Johnson’s Realist Cock is sure to catch your eye. Molded from an actual erect penis, this dildo includes veins and ripples. With its bulberouse head and hanging balls, Doc Johnson has paid attention to each and every detail to give this piece its real appearance. Combined with dual density texture, the Realistic Cock is perfect in every way.
Realistic design, dual density, suction cup base, anti-bacterial formula.
May be a bit large for some users.
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Published:October 17, 2012
ktbby93
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ktbby93
Wet Willy
This item is worth every penny you spend on it. I love it. I've had it for 3 years now, and I am ready to buy something similar, and even better.
gives me just what I need love it needs an upgrade, had it for 3 years now
the loudness of it. dying battery
 sktb0007
extremely useful
sktb0007
Realistic Look AND Feel!
The Realistic Cock by Doc Johnson is the most realistic feeling toy that I own. The outside of the toy is soft while the inside is much firmer. It can be used for vaginal and/or anal play, it has a suction cup base that holds strong to flat surfaces, and since there are no motors to the toy, it can be used both in and out of the water. The only downfall to the toy is the material it is made of. UR3 gives it that realistic feeling but it's also very porous and high-maintenance.
Realistic look and feel, strong suction cup base, can be used vaginally or anally, comes with pouch.
material is porous and high maintenance.
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Published:September 27, 2012
 travelnurse
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travelnurse
Whoa, That's Realistic. He needs a name!
OMG, this is sooo real. I would have never purchased this for myself but I was offered it as an assignment and my, my, I like it. I have been a nurse for more than 17 years and I have had my hands on lots of penis's and when I took this from the package I was astounded, Doc Johnson's has done an outstanding job at mimicking a real penis.
Realistic Soft feel Smells Great!
Material
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Published:September 26, 2012
Fleshlight Freaks Drac dildo reviews
Price: $74.95
 
 
 
 

Fleshlight Freaks Drac dildo

MzGreenEyedLady
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MzGreenEyedLady
Too big for me
All in all, I wouldn't recommend this toy, but if you are into bigger things with some texture, then maybe it would be for you.
Pretty to look at
Too wide, uncomfortable.
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Published:August 13, 2013
malbaby
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malbaby
Disappointed in size
This dildo is not worth the high cost. It is nice to look at, but went straight to the dildo wasteland after one use. Buy something better instead.
Nice designs Pretty coloring
Too small Uncomfortable bumps
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Published:May 20, 2013
KrissyNovacaine
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KrissyNovacaine
Kiss of the Night
The Drac is one of Fleshlight's Freaks. Overall, this is really cool. It's amazingly molded and beautifully colored. The silicone is firm and high quality with a neat gloss to it. for most, this dildo is probably a bit big. For me, I was a bit underwhelmed. It was a little on the small end of my spectrum, and it lacks any curve what so ever, so I was left frustrated.
Gorgeous modeling Really cool Realistic-ish
No curve A bit small for this size queen
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Published:May 12, 2013
 Kayla
extremely useful
Kayla
Vampiric Pleasure
The Fleshlight Freaks Drac dildo is a unique vampire-themed dildo that gives a realistic and filling experience. It's a bit thick, so make sure you like that, but this dildo is incredibly detailed, very well-made, and made from a body-safe silicone.
Unique design, Very well-detailed, Silicone, Testicles make great handle
Large width, Draggy silicone
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Published:December 21, 2012
malantha
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malantha
Ooooh Drac...
Although the box says "for external use only" don't let this stop you from stuffing this amazing dildo into your vag. The Drac by Fleshlight is an amazing stylized 100% silicone dildo that will give you great texture and a nice full feeling. Spend a night with the Drac, you won't regret it!
- Great color - Perfect flexibility - 100% Silicone
- Might be too girthy for some - Texture might be too much for some
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Published:November 08, 2012
True Pleasures
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True Pleasures
Bloodlust
I really wasn't sure what to expect from my first Fleshlight dildo, but I have to say that they really impressed me. I love their packaging, the high-quality of the silicone, and the beautiful craftsmanship of this dildo. The texture is wonderful, and is accentuated by the varying hues of the metallic blood-red silicone. It's absolutely gorgeous, and an awesome dildo.
high-quality silicone, beautiful coloring, close attention to detail, great texture/design
texture requires more attention during cleaning
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Published:November 07, 2012
travelnurse
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travelnurse
Put the Cross away and CUM to Play
Cum and Play, may all your vamp fantasies cum true. He is draining after all the orgasms you can have, especially if you are a texture lover... This one may not be the best for beginners as he is girthy and textured. He is very filling and won't disappoint.
Textures Cool Appearance Silicone Easy to care for
None
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Published:October 19, 2012
 Dixiemomma
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Dixiemomma
Freaks Review Round 2: I Want to Suck Your .........
Ok, of the two Fleshlight Freaks dildos I currently own this is totally my favorite!! I've decided to name this one Eric, as fellow True Blood fans will appreciate, and he is every bit as much fun as I'd imagined! The size of this one is just perfect; filling without going over board. And the texture is divine, every bump and bat-wing-like veins can be felt during use.
*Silicone *Textured *It's a Vampire Cock!! *OMG It's So Cool!!!!
*Texture and Size Could Be Too Much For Some
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Published:October 18, 2012
TacoODoom
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TacoODoom
AHHHHHHH! Real Monster-Cock!
I grew up on horror movies, and I fully admit to being 16 and going into a tizzy over a certain actor's portrayal of Drac (whose initials are GO). This toy doesn't disappoint with its bloody red color and bat-wing like ridges. It's simply stunning, and if I had one permanently attached, I think I'd want it to look like this (well, without the bumpy skin condition).
Great design, aesthetically pleasing.
Bumps and ridges are tricky to clean.
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Published:October 15, 2012
comatose-kitty
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comatose-kitty
My Lovely Darkstalker
I had some big expectations for this toy, and the Drac surpassed them all! The design and look of this toy will make you buy it, but the feel will make you stay. This texture is honestly something I have never felt with any other toy and is definitely one that I recommend to everyone! The only con I can think of is the slight discomfort from the edges of the bat wings, but aside from that, this is a near-perfect MUST OWN toy!
TEXTURE! Looks! Design! Feel! Size! Silicone! Perfect for Halloween!
The ends of the bat wings feel uncomfortable at first.
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Published:October 13, 2012
O2 Max reviews
Price: $84.99
 
 
 
 

O2 Max

Airen Wolf
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Airen Wolf
I was actually almost intimidated by the size of the O2 Max, almost. It is girthy, lengthy, and all around gorgeous. Harness capable as well as offering myriad opportunities for solo play this toy is sure to please.
Great size, Hygienic materials, Gorgeous
None
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Published:August 05, 2013
js250
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js250
I wasn't sure if I could take on Max O2, but after playing with him, teasing my husband to complete oblivion visually, and getting myself all hot and bothered....I conquered him!!! It wasn't easy: it took a bit of patience and a lot of lube, but once he was inside of me and thrusting, I had one amazing hurricane of an orgasm going. G-spot rubbing, a bit of a clitoral vibration from another toy and I was coming all undone.....What will you do with him?
Premium material and feel, sanitary, easy to clean, huge and filling, versatile uses.
HUGE!, not discreet, heavy, likes lint.
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Published:February 16, 2012
Silicone crystal cote reviews
Price: $29.99
 
 
 
 

Silicone crystal cote

Janene
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Janene
Looks cute, smells BAD
Overall, if they could get rid of that horrible smell, I would have no problem recommending this toy. As it is, I am put off by the smell and can't see myself enjoying it much.
Waterproof, easy to clean, no batteries.
HORRIBLE smell. Size is a little on the small side.
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Published:July 18, 2013
misskat
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misskat
Sketchy Crystal Cote
As soon as I opened the package for this dildo, I knew something was wrong. It stunk so bad! After washing, the smell still lingered. After reading the fine print on the package, I read that the material is actually PVC, only a 2/10 on Eden's safety scale. It will harbor odors and bacteria, which is something you should know before buying! I don't share toys so porosity is not typically a problem, but I probably would not have ordered this if I had known it was PVC.
Nice shape, suction cup, pretty, good size for beginners.
Actually made of PVC, smells/tastes bad, sticky, suction cup separating from balls.
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Published:June 19, 2013
MrsandMrbunnysoffun
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MrsandMrbunnysoffun
Why hello Cote, would you like to take a shower with me?
This toy feels great, looks great, but does not smell great. The suction cup holds on for the ride and I was blown away. I recommend if you are into silicone toys.
Fells amazing with its wonderful little swirl. I love love look with the purple in the center.
Simply that I wish it were able to be boiled.
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Published:June 18, 2013
sweetness1010
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sweetness1010
This is a keeper!
Are you a beginner? Well, look no further for your very first dildo. Experience a great time with this pretty looker! It has a great size, feel, and man does it feel realistic, plus the suction gives you many options on how you wanna go crazy with it. Try it out, I guarantee it won't disappoint! Plus for the price, it's practically a steal!
Design Price Feel
Lint magnet Smell
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Published:June 13, 2013
ShadowedSeductress
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ShadowedSeductress
Cute but not safe
It appears as though the pros list is longer than the cons. This is true, but to me the porous material is enough of a con to keep me from ever using this again, or ever recommending it to anyone. If you are okay with using a condom with your toy constantly, then the cute design, modest size, and strong suction cup could make this a winner for you.
Attractive design Beginner friendly size Strong suction cup
Porous material
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Published:June 09, 2013
JDear
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JDear
Candy Dildo
With all the possible uses, I really feel this toy is a steal. It's not pure silicone so it may not last a lifetime, but it is a good piece. It's hard to find smaller sized realistic dildos, and while I would have preferred silicone, I'm not upset with this. Hopefully the glue smell will keep fading!
Small size, suction cup, harness compatible, fun colors
Could be too much texture for some users, suction cup could detach, glue smell
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Published:June 03, 2013
KinkyNicki92
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KinkyNicki92
A Crystal? More Like A Rock!!
The Silicone Crystal Cote By California Exotics is an inexpensive dildo that is easy on the eyes but not on the nose. It has a smell that doesn't seem to go away much but if you can look past that, it has great texture, and a suction-cup base for fun just about anywhere.
+Inexpensive +Pretty +Suction Cup Base +Texture
-Lint Magnet -Plastic Smell
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Published:May 28, 2013
minxx
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minxx
Crystal Cutie
Beginners looking for a starter dildo, look no further! This guy has what you need to please! It's more on the average side as far as size goes, which may or may not be up to par with more advanced users. The suction cup expands your playground to anywhere in the house with a smooth, flat surface. Let your imagination run wild! Even after all that good, the awful odor can really ruin it for some...if you can get past that, it is really worth a shot!
Perfect for beginners Nice balance of texture appealing color and design flexible
DREADFUL odor
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Published:May 11, 2013
bug
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bug
Perfect Portion in Pastel Purple
Fun solo or with a partner, anyone interested in a moderate sized dildo could have a good time experimenting with this toy. The suction cup, texture, size and fantastic realistic shape of the crystal cote absolutely sold me, and I was not disappointed upon receiving it. For the price this toy is a STEAL!
Ribbed texture, firm, reliable suction cup, perfect size
slight smell, suction cup could be sturdier
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Published:April 15, 2013
Mrs.Hellzapoppin
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Mrs.Hellzapoppin
Pleasantly surprised; one of my new besties.
The Silicone Crystal Cote dildo seems kind of small, but it packs a huge punch. I didn't have high expectations for this one, but I ended up loving the spiraling texture in the shaft and the bulbous head. The suction cup works almost everywhere in my house, even on wallpaper. With the great design and low price, you can't go wrong with this one.
Great suction, design, price
Could be made of better materials
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Published:April 15, 2013
libbyv
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libbyv
Small but Safe and Fun For Girls and Guys
It's great for beginners but just as fun for pros; this natural dildo will make a good addition to anyone's toy box (girls and boys alike). It's good for solo or partner play with a good price price point; give it a shot.
Ample girth, small size good for storage, great for beginners
Suction cup breaks off, not very long
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Published:March 19, 2013
Bisexual male
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Bisexual male
Awesome Dildo for the Beginner, Novice or Experienced
This is like the real thing. It's excellent for oral, anal or vaginal use. It is easy to take with you anywhere; just stick it to a base and go for it!
Shape, texture, size, taste
Could be a little longer, maybe 6 inches insertable
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Published:January 10, 2013
Kiss
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Kiss
My "Secret" Shower Buddy!
I find this dildo to be a great purchase off of Eden and I am very pleased with it thus far. If you are looking for a smaller, flexible toy, this is for you! The suction cup is nice and strong. Though be PREPARED, it does tend to slip a little bit, so don't fall off of anything you are riding! I would definitely suggest this for the beginner since it's not too big or intimidating. The "pro" may find it to be too small, however. It comes in a variety of colors and has an interesting design.
Strong Suction Cup Smaller Size This toy has Balls!
A little bit of an odor
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Published:January 06, 2013
Pandy
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Pandy
Silicone Crystal Cote Review
The Silicone Crystal Cote is the perfect beginner's toy; it's not too thick or too long, the texture is gentle enough for beginners, and best of all, the material is body-safe. If you're a more advanced user, however, you might want to pass on this toy.
cute color, wonderful texture, good material
suction cup is coming off, a little small
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Published:November 26, 2012
DiscreteKink
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DiscreteKink
Great Medium Sized Dildo
I would consider this toy the perfect balance in size, texture, and firmness. If you want a dildo that has a somewhat realistic shape, a good texture, and a great suction cup that allows for long hard thrusting sessions, this is a dildo for you! I really have no negative feedback about this dildo.
Fantastic suction cup, Perfect size, Good textured ribs and tip, Nice and firm
None
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Published:October 22, 2012
angelxwriter
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angelxwriter
Virgin Vagina Problems
The crystal cote dildo is cute and not intimidating, making it a great first dildo. However, it should not be used if you are a virgin.
Not intimidating. Cute colors. Hard but mildly flexible. Suction cup. Versatile.
Not the greatest quality material.
skeeterlynn
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skeeterlynn
Ridin' Pretty
If you are looking for a realistic feeling dildo that allows you to ride hands free, this will probably be for you. With its nice colors, realistic feel, and great suction cup, this is a must have for any collection. It's great for vaginal and anal play both and sticks very well. Just stick it and ride your little sexual heart out!
Awesome suction, very realistic feel, great size for vaginal and anal play.
Sticky
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Published:August 13, 2012
SMichelle
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SMichelle
Such A Cute Little Dildo
This adorable little dildo was so cute that I couldn't resist it. Unfortunately, however, it was too small for me to get much pleasure out of, but it's a good toy for warming up. A great feature of this toy is that it has a suction cup that works pretty well, though unfortunately the suction cup on my toy wasn't attached as well as it should have been.
Good size for beginners, Flexible, Decent Material, Cute
Suction cup isn't attached very well, It's too small for me
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Published:July 24, 2012
dracarys
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dracarys
A great suction cup toy
A perfect non-realistic-looking dildo for those seeking the convenience of a suction cup dildo without the realism of a penis. The ridges provide excellent stimulation, and the suction cup is strong enough to go pretty much anywhere!
Cute, Strong suction cup, Ridges feel great
Difficult on wet surfaces, May be too short for some
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Published:June 15, 2012
lil'one
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lil'one
Pretty darn amazing (and it sure can stick!)
This cute little dildo may not be a "perfect ten", but I love it anyway. It has great color and the size is not intimidating (especially for beginners). It also has a nicely pronounced ridge which gives a nice feeling. Most importantly, I bought this dildo for solo hands-free use and it has delivered! This toy sticks to anything and doesn't move. I will be looking for an upgrade, but only if I can find one that is longer, curved and a "10" in material safety.
Sticks to anything!
Could be longer, material safety "6", not very durable
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Published:April 10, 2012
ConnerJay
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ConnerJay
Suction Fuck Buddy
This toy was not a bad buy for the price. It served it's general purpose as small realistic dildo with a suction cup but it has flaws in a few areas. Some may find this toy more pleasurable than others. I find it hard to use while suctioned to a surface and it has a bad odor. It is nice to look at it and nice to have in the collection but it is not something I am dying to use.
Colors, good suction cup, good size
Bad smell,
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Published:December 23, 2011
HannahPanda
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HannahPanda
A Personal Favorite
This item was my first dildo purchase and has made me a returning customer for dildos similar to its type. It's most certainly worth a try, even if you feel the texture may be a bit too much to handle because you may find it suits you once you lube up or get used to it. The size is generous, comfortable for most, and firm enough to give a great g-spot orgasm or to rub against your clit for a tease. I would purchase this toy again.
Texture, price, color choices Firmness, suction cup Flexibility, size
Slight smell May be too much texture for beginners
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Published:November 29, 2011
Kari Rose
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Kari Rose
Ding Dong - The only dong I need in my life
Combined with a water-based lubricant, the Cote will soon become your best friend and pleasure you in all the right places. I love the various colours that it comes in, giving it a sophisticated and modern appearance that most dildos fail to have. It’s a fantastic size for those in the ‘average’ bracket so if you’re looking to buy your first dildo, this is a strong recommendation.
No partner around? Just stick the Cote to the wall for a deep, hands-free, erotic fuck.
I can't fault this product.
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Published:November 01, 2011
PandJ
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PandJ
A bit stiff, but great texture
This is great for beginners and those who like a smaller and firmer dildo. If you are big on feeling every bump and ridge, the Crystal Cote will not disappoint!
Great stimulating textures and a powerful suction cup
The length and width are on the short side
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Published:August 29, 2011
salaciousrex
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salaciousrex
Crystal Cote Realistic Dildo: Fun just about everywhere!
The Silicone Crystal Cote dong is a realistic dildo with a suction cup attached. The suction cup works amazing. There is ribbing on the shaft instead of veins, which can feel great and add to the pleasure. There is a base (the balls!) so you can use this anally. The coloring of these is so cute! Overall this is a fun toy to use if you're looking for a suction cup dildo and enjoy texture
Ribbing, Suction cup, Dual coted, Balls are base for anal play
TPR so can't be fully sterilized, suction cup might come off if pulled too hard, might be too small
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Published:July 29, 2011
Ellasbeth
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Ellasbeth
I'm on my third... That should say something!
Sucky suction cup, but this toy is go great you won't care to replace it! AMAZING ribbed texture and the perfect length/girth for the average person.
Awesome Texture , Suction cup, perfect average sized dildo, Latex/ Phthalates free & Hypo-allergenic
Suction cup doesn't stay attached, ridge to defined for anal play
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Published:May 17, 2011
viemoira
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viemoira
The Silicone Crystal Cote: Realistic, Flexible, Diverse
This is a wonderful toy made to be realistic in feeling and movement. This is the first dildo I have been able to orgasm with, and I think the suction cup and realistic feel is what makes it work for me.
Suction cup, Size, Realistic material, Hypoallergenic
May be too small for those looking for size
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Published:May 06, 2011
jean19paul
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jean19paul
Amazing dildo in which to seek an intense orgasm. Highly recommend to first time users.
Overall this product was extremely satisfying and stays right in place. Totally worth the try and money for really anyone interested in this product.
Suction Cup is great, really no smell, feels great, and awesome colors.
Can't use silicone lube, may be small for some.
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Published:April 14, 2011
Brandiewhy
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Brandiewhy
Crystal Fun
This is a smaller sized dildo, but the ridges keep it interesting and make it a very fun toy. If you are looking for something you can use anally also, I would look for a different toy.
Ridges! And the pretty colors!
The large head on this doesn't make it Anal friendly.
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Published:November 17, 2010
koe1234
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koe1234
Isn't learning fun?
This is a great dildo for beginners. The texture is very, very nice, and the suction cup adds all kinds of options for solo play. If you're a size queen, this isn't the toy for you, but it is also an excellent toy for people fairly new to anal play.
Great texture, minimal odor, suction cup.
A little small.
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Published:May 27, 2010
 Sundae
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Sundae
My pretty, popiscle penis partner.
The Silicone Crystal Cote Dildo really is a pretty and enticing toy with a slim and versatile that should appeal to beginners and more advanced users alike. The strong suction cup makes it great for all sorts of positions and the ridged texture is stimulating without being overwhelming.
Strong suction cap, lovely bright colours, rippled texture.
May be a little slim for some, chemical scent, slides around in shower.
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Published:February 02, 2010
Gunsmoke
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Gunsmoke
Deceivingly Delicious
The Crystal Cote is a high quality silicone toy that delivers way more pleasure than it's modest dimensions would suggest. Take the plunge (pun intended) and cover your options with the larger Crystal Passion.
Silicone with a nice pronounced head and rippled shaft.
May just be too small for some.
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Published:September 07, 2009
~LaUr3n~
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~LaUr3n~
Orange sweet tart...
This is a great dildo. The suction cup feature is great fun. It is fairly inexpensive and made of a higher quality material. The texture is great and the toy feels good to the touch.
No smell, no bending, suction is great.
Coming apart? Can't use silicone lube.
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Published:May 26, 2009
Nox Vulpes
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Nox Vulpes
Silicone Crystal Cote Review
This is a great toy for the price tag. I only use this every once in a while because the ribbed texture makes me sore. The Silicone Crystal Cote is an eye-catching piece and a good toy for beginners.
Strong suction cup, Great attention to detail, comfortable size, no awful smell.
May be too small for those who prefer bigger toys.
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Published:January 24, 2009
Nixon_42
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Nixon_42
Solid Low Priced Dildo with a Great Design for Anal Play
Great toy for a relatively low price. The design and size have provided for an incredibly good experience and great anal sensations.
Sturdy Material, Colorful, Great Shape and Size
Suction Cup Issue, May Be Too Big For Novices
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Published:January 16, 2009
The Sweet Mistress <3
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The Sweet Mistress <3
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I had a blast with this thing! Whoever said bigger was better obviously did not have this toy available to them. Plus it comes in very pretty colors. The orange is my favorite personally, and the suction work great. This toy will satisfy nearly anyones wildest fantasies.
Bright colors,ribbed texture,good suction, and easy to hold on to.
Small not for people who prefer the bigger toys.
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Published:June 07, 2008
Happy Camper
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Happy Camper
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I would recommend this toy for women new to penetration or those who are intimidated by larger toys. The texture is amazing and it is the perfect companion for bath time. It's unique design is firm but flexible, easy to clean, and very effective. It comes at a decent price too. A very good bargain.
Incredible texture; suction cup; great companion for the tub; recommended for beginners.
The suction cup is a little large; may be too small for more experienced users.
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Published:May 21, 2008
BlueEyedBitch
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BlueEyedBitch
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This is a great buy for beginners and toy collectors alike. The silicone Crystal Cote has the ability to be used anally as well as with a harness. With fun bright colors and realistic textures and features you definitely can not go wrong with this price. And, with the suction cup base you can use this toy almost anywhere your imagination takes you.
Suction Cup Base, realistic features, hands free play, price
If you prefer bigger toys this may be to small for your taste
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Published:May 19, 2008
Miss Lizbet
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Miss Lizbet
Read entire review
The in-and-out sensations elicited by this luscious toy make for an absolutely incredible orgasm. I highly recommend the Silicone Crystal Cote to anyone looking for a high-quality, realistic, smaller-sized dildo.
Exquisitely shaped, nicely textured, suction cup base, affordable.
May be too small for some.
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Published:April 24, 2008
Couple of Kink
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Couple of Kink
Read entire review
We have used this by hand, suctioned onto various objects, and in a harness and it has performed great at everything. Both of us have enjoyed it and we can say that it works great everywhere you stick it and anywhere you insert it.
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Published:December 06, 2007
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purpletulip
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purpletulip
This toy is a little misleading. When reading the description it was not immediately obvious that it was meant for anal use. That being said, it could have great potential as a vaginal toy aside from the fact that it can sometimes be uncomfortable.
Powerful, versatile vibrator with external control
Too rigid; not much padding around vibrator making it too hard
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Published:July 11, 2013
Play things dong reviews
Price: $29.99
 
 
 
 

Play things dong

SickOnSin
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SickOnSin
Good things in an Average Package
Honestly, in spite of the color, if I had to buy another dildo, I would buy this one again. While it may not be the most discreet toy on the planet, it is worth the money to get one.
Good size, easy to use, easy to clean
color, soaks up lube, not discreet
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Published:July 03, 2013
tnawiecz²7
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tnawiecz²7
The Purple Dong
I think that whoever buys this item will be super satisfied. It's wonderful and feels amazing. Honestly, just stick it to a wall and oooohhh buddy, it feels like your really having sex with someone! I couldn't be happier with this product. Well done.
Feels life-like, easy to clean, orgasm approved.
None.
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Published:February 25, 2013
stennienotebook
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stennienotebook
Feels wonderful, but material is concerning
This product feels absolutely wonderful but for a material quality that is that poor, there are probably other toys with the same feel that would be safer.
good size, felt realistic
bad material quality, smell, needs a lot of care
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Published:December 13, 2012
Danielle915
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Danielle915
My Purple Friend...Not too Bad
This dildo has a great design. The suction cup works great and will stick to almost anything. The material spoiled the whole experience for me though. It was much too sticky, even with lubricant, because it dried up very quickly. Storing it is a hassle too, because it should be stored alone. If you like the material, you will enjoy the toy. I didn't enjoy the material at all.
Nice design, suction cup works great
Material is very sticky, must store alone, very porous
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Published:December 14, 2010
Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Emma (Girl With Fire)
Play Things Dong. A Dong I Will Play With Again & Again.
This is a dong that comes about as close to lifelike as it gets. Size wise, it is adequate, and the shape is pleasant. I was really impressed by the amount of G-spot stimulation this toy provided, and was surprised at just how much I liked the balls. I would absolutely recommend this toy to anybody looking for a lifelike dong, with or without suction cup. Though I would advise them of issues surrounding the porosity of the material. I only wish it was made of pure silicone.
Lifelike feel and design, suction cup sticks to almost anything, good for g-spot stimulation.
Suction cup is too easily unstuck, very porous, not travel friendly.
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Published:November 26, 2010
Midway through
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Midway through
I wanna play with your things baby..
I'm going to say even with the cons, this toy is worth it. I love it, and if you're mindful of storage, then you can keep it clean and well taken care of for a while. It has a great realistic feel and holds up well to usage.
Suction cup, realistic feel, waterproof
Sticky material, easily gets dirty, porous
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Published:November 05, 2010