Mr. Limpy extra small
Really nice starter packer
This item is worth it. It's cheap and efficient. It's not always fabulous, but not disappointing for me. It does the job it's made for, and does it well.
More or less realistic looking,
Does not feel realistic
Published:June 15, 2013
Mr. Limpy: Not quite so limp
Completely worth it if you're limited in resources, but I'd advise going with the Mr. Limpy small instead of the extra small if you don't want to battle a dick that won't stay in a flaccid position.
Small, easy to use, easy to clean, easy to hide.
Hard to get it to lay flat, heat/sweat issue against skin.
Published:May 08, 2013
As with all packers, it feels awesome in boxers, but this particular one doesn't look very real which is a shame.
Feels great in boxers
Not too big
Oh so pink!
No care instructions
Published:February 19, 2013
An awesome packer, an awesome price.
I would definitely recommend this as a starting packer, and also as I've said, you can't beat the price. I'd suggest starting with this one, before seeing if you want to move up in size, as I have.
- Great price point
- Can get small tears if too roughly used
- Not always much of a bulge
Published:February 13, 2013
Perfect for smaller folk!
This item is 100% worth it for all small users. It is just the right size and won't make you feel or appear fake for having an appendage that's too large. For the cost, this toy is very, very worth it. Give it a try. You may have found your perfect packer.
Realistic toy. Great for smaller folk. Sits nicely.
Oddly colored. Too small for bigger folk.
Published:December 20, 2012
This packer is wonderful for occasional use, but for daily use it may not be up to par. This guy feels extremely realistic, but it can be a bother to clean.
Realistic look and feel
Hard to clean
Published:December 17, 2012
A Few Good Laughs
If you're looking for an EXTRA SMALL, limp, useless pink dick, then this toy is for you! Mr. Limpy Extra Small would make a great gag gift for that special someone. It can also be useful as a stress ball or paperweight in your [home] office.
Hypoallergenic, easy to travel with, easy to clean, easy to store, great gag gift
Not stiff enough for penetration or stimulation, short insertable length
Published:December 12, 2012
Mr. Limpy is Mr. Right
This was perfect for my needs. It would be nice if I could clean it easier. I wouldn't need anything else. It is affordable and serves its purpose perfectly.
Great size and texture. Affordable.
Difficult to clean. Not realistic in color.
Published:November 16, 2012
A Great Packer For Beginners
An excellent packer for those new to it, this is a great way to see what might work for you if you don't want to risk too much money. However, it's definitely just for wearing under your clothes and it's not very realistic.
Realistic size, great price, easy to wear
Unrealistic colour, sticky, possible short life
Published:November 01, 2012
Dear Mr. Limpy
In my experience Mr. Limpy is a good starter packer. The price is great and can be made into a "stand to pee" which takes on a new way it is intended. However like every product it does have its flaws. The balls makes it too bulky, the texture is sticky and when used everyday the color is completely off and you can not use it for penetration.
good price, easy to make into an stp
sticky, color, not realistic, bulgy
Published:October 12, 2012
Who says size matters?
For the price, Mr. Limpy is a must buy. Even if its not for packing, the pure hilarity of having a pink penis you can throw around and play with is fantastic! Since day one, I have not been able to keep my hands off it, and neither have my friends; so go buy yourself a Mr. Limpy!
Realistic texture, Perfect size.
Too pink, Discolours in harnesses, Picks up lint.
Published:July 29, 2012
Perfect Beginning Packer
Overall, a very good choice for a first packer. It may not be a realistic color, but the size, texture, and details are spot on. The Mr. Limpy won't last forever, but at the price it certainly can't be beat.
Inexpensive, realistic size and details
Tears easily, attracts lint and hair, unrealistic color
Published:July 23, 2012
Simple, Affordable Packer
All in all, this is a great packer for the price, though you have to make adjustments when wearing it if you don't want to look like you have a constant hard-on. If you don't mind the size of the Medium version of this packer, that one actually seems to be more unobtrusive.
Realistic size, detailed texture, low price
Unrealistic color, prone to tearing, erect default position
Published:July 12, 2012
Mr. Limpy size x-small
I think that this packy is worth it for the money. Though it is stretchy no and does not seem life like no one will notice because it is hidden by your pants. You will need to invest in a harness too because it would be really awkward if it fell out of your pants while in public. I would try it out for sure.
noticeable in your pants, realistic bulge, no odor
Stretchy, sticks out a bit to much, attracts lint.
Published:July 06, 2012
Want a bulge? Look no further!
I know dicks, and the Mr Limpy XS is my favorite choice for a soft packing cock. It is inexpensive (you won't find a cheaper commercial alternative) and is very realistic for the price. It fits well in tighter fitting briefs, or can be packed with a soft packing harness such as one of the SpareParts Pete harnesses. All in all, this is a great, inexpensive packing choice for anyone who wants a bulge.
Requires nightly cleaning and care
Published:June 16, 2012
...In my pants
This is a good and cheap packer for everyone who wants to sport a bit of a bulge. It can go without needing it to be super detailed or realistic.
Good size, good price
Poor manufacturing, not that realistic
Published:June 09, 2012
A Genderqueer Boi's Best Friend
Overall, this is a comfortable and affordable packer with a pleasantly realistic look and feel that is easy to wear and care for. My one wish would be that Fleshlight start making it in a wider range of colors so that non-white trans* folks and packing enthusiasts have some more cock options.
Realistic size/feel/appearance, comfy to wear, cheap, good material, fun to grind with
Lint magnet, feels sticky when you sweat, only comes in one skin color
Published:May 23, 2012
Mr. Limpy's a little Sticky!
I think this is a great packer for first timers and general gender play. It's easy to handle and learn how to use, but not so great for everyday use.
easy care realistic look
can turn into STP
vibrantly pink in colour
Published:April 27, 2012
A great packer for genderqueers
This packer is a great starter for FTMs, genderqueers, genderfucks, drag kings, and anyone interested in packing. It looks and feels realistic, and is one of the cheapest packers out there. I highly recommend it.
Price, Realistic looking, Size, Comfortable, Easy to clean
Color, Balls are a bit large, Sticky after washing, Stretchy
Published:April 23, 2012
Not the Size of the Stick...
As they say, it isn't the size of the stick, but how you use it. The same could be applied to the Mr. Limpy Extra-small (or more like average). Depending on how it's used, it could make for good laughs or the average sized packer for the beginning FtM or Genderplay.
Good for packing
Very nice texture (feels realistic)
Well made for the price
Lack of color options
Slight odor of material
No instructions for care
Published:April 11, 2012
Though it collects some wear and tear pretty easily, the Mr. Limpy is cheap, soft, realistic, and gives you that much-desired bulge! What more could you ask for?
Published:April 09, 2012
A Good First Packer
An excellent choice for a first packer, but there are better options out there if you're willing to spend more. The size and material creates a bulge that looks and feels realistic under clothing, but the color is a bit off-putting. Probably the easiest packer on the market to make into a stand-to-pee device, which is a huge plus. It won't last forever, but for the price it is a pretty good buy.
feels realistic, nice details, good price, good size
attracts lint and hair, unrealistic pink color, not very durable
Published:February 19, 2012
It's true, I love being limpy
Mr. Limpy is an excellent packer for the price. The material — despite its drawbacks — is really the best for a packer. I couldn't have asked for a better packer to start with; it has made every packer since seem so much more unrealistic — and has made me feel more complete as my strange-gender-queer self.
Perfect size if you're trying to be realistic at all
Published:February 19, 2012
Great for FTM Packing and for an STP
The Mr. Limpy was a fabulous buy. It's easy to use for beginners, as well as the expert. Makes a great STP or Packer for any FTM. Fits perfectly in a harness or good fitting briefs. Comfortable against the body, and definitely highly recommended.
Realistic size and bulge
Easily converted to an STP (Stand to pee)
Picks up dirt/dust/lint
Eventually loses it's color
Published:January 30, 2012
A Packer that Surpassed my Expectations
The extra-small Mr. Limpy is a great packer, especially for beginners like me who don't want to feel self-conscious about a large bulge and aren't planning on whipping it out of their pants for bathroom use/showing off. The soft material is comfortable to wear and the details are very nice!
- Perfect price
- Perfect size
- Awesome details
- Color won't work well with most skin tones
- May not last a long time
Published:December 16, 2011
Mr. Limpy Extra Small
It has more stretch to it than a rubber band, so I didn't find that too realistic. It gets really sticky after washing it, but once you put cornstarch on it, it is better than new. It works great for beginner FTM's that want to start packing, and its very affordable. Overall, though it has its quirks, I love it and would recommend it to anyone needing their first packer, gender play, or who has a low budget.
Great for beginner FTM's
Easy to clean and store
Comfortable to wear
Balls are too big
Sticky right after washing.
Published:December 12, 2011
My Little Limpy!<3
I really enjoy this product, and it's worth it for it's low price, I would recommend this toy to any packer looking for that extra bit.
Small, flexible, cute.
Published:December 11, 2011
Pinkie Winkie, My Pants Companion
Just the right size for packin' my panties; no special strap required. The small size allows it to fit in a much larger range of underpants which makes this far more versatile than I had expected. Easy to situate, easy to maintain, easy to clean and care for.
Fits snugly against skin or pubic hair
Material may need gentler treatment
The color is not flesh, but pink
Published:December 10, 2011
Awesome piece. Just needs a harness to complete the job. Although it is pink, its always put where no one can see it. The clingyness can be washed off after a while and its easy to get a harness, so all in all its worth it.
Great to masturbate with :)
Material is extra clingy to dust
Needs a harness
Published:November 25, 2011
Cheap, Petit Pecker
This packer is an inexpensive, realistically sized penis. It's a good go-to for FTMs, genderqueer people, or anyone else who might want to sport a bulge. I don't think, however, that it's a packer most people will stay with long-time. It's a bit of an "introductory", "beginner" or "budget" packer. Its size and texture are its biggest pluses, but its oddly sticky nature and proneness to tearing shorten its lifespan in a person's jeans or toy drawer.
Cheap, realistic feel, looks good under clothes
Only one color, can get sticky,
Published:November 23, 2011
The Only Packer You'll Ever Wear
Mr. Limpy Extra Small is the best packer on the market for a realistic male bulge. Its size, shape, and feel all lend to the creation of the perfect packer, and the price isn't bad either!
Comfortable, Realistically sized, Cheap.
Flat-backed testicles, Non-realistic bright pink colour.
Published:September 06, 2011
This is a supremely touchable packer with realistic size and detailing. Enough to get the right kind of attention from the right people, not so much that it looks like you stuffed a kielbasa down there. Definitely adds a little extra spring to your step.
Irresistible texture, realistic feel, low price, full balls, comfortable enough for everyday.
No color choice, porous, sticky when wet.
Published:August 30, 2011
A Perfect Pecker
Soft, subtle, sexy, and realistic. The Mr. Limpy extra small is an amazing packing cock complete with realistic balls, looking and feeling like the real deal. It's easy to take care of and wonderfully low-priced with no lacking in quality.
Realistic, superskin, comfortable, easy to maintain.
Porous, could use more color variations.
Published:August 29, 2011
Limp, in a good way!
Mr. Limpy is a great packer because it's petite and doesn't give a bulge that looks like a constant erection. It's made of superskin though, so it requires a lot of care and a lot of upkeep. Extremely low-priced and perfect for everyday packing, Mr. Limpy needs to be in your closet!
Great price and size, well worth the purchase, an extremely convincing packer.
Sensitive material, tears very easily.
Published:August 04, 2011
Mr. Limpy, in my opinion is definitely worth buying. It doesn't cost much, would be good for a beginner at packing, is the appropriate size for a medium sized man, and its also very realistic.
Great for packing, awesome detail, texture, size and movement
you can't actually penetrate with it
Published:March 17, 2011
Once upon a time in a cardboard box…
Cheap, easy to use, realistic to touches through the pants. Treat it right and you'll have a packy that'll last you a good few years.
Cost effective, realistic.
Sticky, doesn't hold up well for long periods of time.
Published:January 30, 2011
My (almost) Every Day Packer
Mr. Limpy is one of the most popular packers for Transmen, Butch Women, Drag Kings, and all manner of gender variant individuals for a reason. The price is economical, and it fulfills its purpose well. Be mindful in your size choice and you will be pleased.
Price, Comfort, Realism if sized and positioned appropriately in your underwear.
(All minor) Flat back to the testicles, slightly thicker testicles than the "small"
Published:January 10, 2011
Is that a Mr. Limpy or are you just happy to see me?
Great packer, especially for the price. Other packing methods are either not as realistic; such as a condom filled with hair gel, or hefty and expensive like the Mr. Right. This is really the most ideal packer I've found. If you're concerned about looking like you have an erection, opt for the small, which seems counter-intuitive, but the small has smaller balls than the XS and lays flatter.
lightweight, realistic, soft, looks nice, good texture, feels real(!)
the balls are a little bit too big, it can make you look like you have an erection
Published:December 25, 2010
Perfect Packer for Beginners and Those Not Worried About Size
Mr. Limpy Extra Small is a great packer for beginners or someone who isn't egotistical about size. He's very realistic and has a nice soft feel. 'Extra small' does not always mean 'tiny.'
Realistic texture, warms to touch, easy to use.
Minimal packaging, absorbs smells.
Published:November 27, 2010
Packing with my Fun
Mr. Limpy is one of my favorite packing cocks. It's squishy, soft, and leaves a really slight bulge during wear. It has a nice heft that makes it feel realistic while still being discreet.
Soft, very real texture, heats up to body temperature, squishy
Slight imperfections, semi-hard
Published:November 02, 2010
Size really doesn't matter
While the material is tacky and it cannot be used for penetrative sex, if well taken care of the extra small Mr. Limpy is more than enough for gender play by smaller framed people who just want to feel that bulge in their pants.
Well priced, good size for smaller people
Material is tacky and peels, cannot be used for penetration
Published:August 15, 2010
Extra small and extra cute
Mr. Limpy is an excellent packer. The look, size, and feel is extremely realistic. Mr. Limpy is great for beginners and more advanced users. The price is well worth the quality of the product.
Very Realistic, Comfortable
Too pink and no other colors, Superskin material
Published:July 18, 2010
See Jane pack dick.
If you are looking for that little extra "umph" in your pants while you're out running errands, going to the opera, being a super awesome gender bending soccer mom ninja or whatever, this little dude is the packer for you. Supreme grope-ability.
Size, texture, squishyness factor, and easy to care for.
It's pretty damned pink.
Published:July 09, 2010
A realist packer at a phenomenal price! Comfortable and convincing. It is fairly easy to convert to an STP (Stand-to-Pee) device with some slight modification. The only downside is the unnatural pink skin tone which, thankfully, dulls with age. Overall, I'm satisfied with the product. Definitely worth purchasing!
Realistic, perfect size, convenient for use as an STP (Stand-to-Pee) device.
Unnatural pink skin tone, no alternative skin tone options, Superskin material.
Published:February 28, 2010
Mr Limpy Extra Small - and a trip to the urinal
One of the most convincing and least expensive packers. If you are a FTM, Drag King, or transgender person you will find this a must.
Soft, life-like, comfortable, hypoallergenic. Beautifully detailed.
Soap is its kryptonite.
Published:September 22, 2009
Definitely worth the buy! If you're looking for a packer that won't hurt your pants or your wallet, this is the one for you!
Feels real and fits well.
Color could be more life-like, a little too small for anything beyond packing.
Published:March 23, 2009
Makes Me Forget She Doesn't Have One...
Overall, this item stays true to its description, and my girlfriend and I are thoroughly pleased. Again, the material might not hold for as long as we'd like, but definitely worth the purchase.
Color, it looks pink but actually it was fairly close to my girlfriend's pale skin.
Superskin material, the fact that it isn't offered in colors for other skin tones.
Published:November 13, 2008