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Fantasy dream reviews
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Fantasy dream

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purpletulip
This toy is a little misleading. When reading the description it was not immediately obvious that it was meant for anal use. That being said, it could have great potential as a vaginal toy aside from the fact that it can sometimes be uncomfortable.
Powerful, versatile vibrator with external control
Too rigid; not much padding around vibrator making it too hard
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Published:July 11, 2013
Basix dong with suction cup reviews
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Basix dong with suction cup

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bettyboom
Would be perfect if it was just harder...
This dildo was kind of a disappointment. It has a lot of great things about it like the suction cup, it's latex free, phthalate free, hypoallergenic, and has a realistic design, but is way too squishy to have a good time.
Suction cup Latex Free Phthalate free Realistic Easy to clean
Not hard enough
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Published:July 03, 2013
Me413
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Me413
Nice, but not as described
Overall, not the right dildo for me. Perfect length, just too thin and the head looks weird. Plus the smell just put the item from "oh yeah" to "oh no".
Soft material flexible short
Head is too pronounced, doesn't flow to shaft Shaft is only 1.25" thick Rubbery smell
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Published:March 15, 2013
 captainsgirl
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captainsgirl
Ding DONG...Thank you
Overall, this is a pretty pleaser. If you can get past the smell... you can have the ride of your life!
Suction cup, perfect size, price, waterproof.
Smell, too bendable, porous.
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Published:February 07, 2013
Zirka
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Zirka
Simple, stuff, but not perfect
It's a very unexciting dong, but it's cheap. For anal use, you might want to find something with a better shaped head, though that suction cup does its job rather well.
It's rather durable, and easy to manipulate. Being phthalates-free, it's body safe.
Flat tip makes insertion troubling
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Published:November 29, 2012
CaliGirl
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CaliGirl
Not So Pretty Pink
If only it didn't smell so bad it would be a good choice considering that it's inexpensive, thick, comes in Pink (I'm a fan of pink), and is equipped with a strong suction cup. So if you are looking for a low cost toy this may just be the one for you.
Strong Suction Girth Price
Material Odor
TheeGirlNextDoor
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TheeGirlNextDoor
Great Dildo
If you are looking for a cheaper dildo to last you a little while, then this is your perfect match. This dildo is perfect for anyone who is smaller and wants to preserve the size of their vagina or anus. If this is your first time buying a dildo I would pick this one. It's quite flexible and not too large so you can use it in a variety of ways.
large head good width
suction ripped balls began to rip off
♥ Amanda ♥
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♥ Amanda ♥
Pink Goodness
The Basix Dong is a great catch for me. It is great in size, flexibility, texture, and color. The suction cup works amazingly great and holds to just about any surface. For a little cash, the Basix Dong will offer a great pleasure experience.
Flexible, Variety of Colors, Veined, Pronounced Head, Great Suction Ability
Crafted of Rubber, Porous, Slight Odor while New
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Published:August 27, 2012
playsalot
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playsalot
An enjoyable toy for the price.
Overall, this dildo is a good buy. It is inexpensive, feels really nice, and I have had a good time with it every time I take it out of the toy box.
Nice feel, Good size and shape, Cheap
The smell is by far the worst thing about this toy.
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Published:August 19, 2012
Nevaeh
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Nevaeh
Flimsy fun
I feel even with the flaws on the design of this item [the smell, stickiness, and lack of suction] the size and feel of this makes up for it. It is very enjoyable and gives you a full feeling when inserted. It is very pleasurable.
size, girth, suction cup, slick with lube
flimsy, an odor, picks of any lint or hair it comes into contact with
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Published:June 17, 2012
New Girl In Town
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New Girl In Town
An Exciting Pleasure
If you’re looking for a dildo with a great suction that offers a great size and perfect girth this is absolutely the toy you don't want to be missing in your toy box. Ignore the smell and you have perfection!
Amazing Girth Perfect Size Well working Section cup Pricing
Strong Odor
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Published:May 30, 2012
Upyourreviews
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Upyourreviews
Beginner's Basix
Worth the price to find out if these types of toys are what you need! The only con that should make you stay away from this toy is if you have extremely sensitive skin, because the odor could be chemical related. Don't be shy, give this a try!
-Price -Easy Cleaning -Good Versatility
-Odor -Large Size -Loses Suction
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Published:May 27, 2012
KatieBlackwater
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KatieBlackwater
Pleasantly Surprised!
Overall, this is a decent product, especially for someone who is starting out. Just be aware of the rubber smell that doesn't seem to go away. Because the suction cup works so well, this toy can be used in a variety of ways (the sky is the limit!), and that makes it worth a try!
Average length and GREAT girth. Suction cup is strong!
Very strong rubber smell and taste!
Callisto
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Callisto
A "little" goes a long way.
Basix hits one out of the park with this low end rubber and hypoallergenic dong. The stylized shape will be hitting your spot each thrust and keep you coming back for more. You will, however, have to decide if its strong fruity smell and upkeep makes him a true keeper. Either way you can't go wrong if you're looking for something special, and might I say kinda "fancy."
Stylized take on the penis sure to keep you cumming. Not for beginners or the faint of heart!
The rubbery fruity smell does not wash off and will transfer to your hands and clothes.
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Published:July 23, 2011
Iamsweetz
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Iamsweetz
Just like the real thing
It was absolutely amazing! This one will be in the front of my freak box forever. This one is a must have.
Feels like the real thing and suction cup allows you to ride it
It smells like rubber
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Published:June 23, 2011
Sephymuffins
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Sephymuffins
A Basic Pleasure
The Basic Dong with Suction Cup is definitely not worth your money or your time. It's great for newbies to this sort of product, but even new users can do better. This dong is sex toy shop quality and it's not very sanitary. People that do not have much experience with lubes and materials should probably stay away!
The suction cup is unfortunately, the only pro for this guy.
The smell is unbearable, and it's uncomfortable to hold. It's also hard to clean and sticky.
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Published:June 10, 2011
Jackrabbit
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Jackrabbit
Basix' Square Peg, Round Hole Problem Again!
Should you want to save a bit of money, and get a realistic (albeit flawed) dildo, this may be the one for you! However, sinking a bit more into your purchase price can get you a better material, and overall a better experience than this toy.
Great suction cup, very very firm, realistic shaft design.
Strong smell, very malformed (square) tip!
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Published:April 29, 2011
Mnemosyne
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Mnemosyne
A dong that's a bit wrong.
In summary, this toy is a hit or miss. It has a lot of good qualities---and bad as well. It's a realistic-looking dong and very versatile, so you can really get your use out of it. It's also budget-friendly and less expensive for a dong. The flaws are mostly due to the material, its smell, and the size. It won't work for everybody; however, those it does work for will enjoy it if they can look past some of the downsides.
realistic, versatile
smell, material, size
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Published:April 03, 2011
Gunsmoke
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Gunsmoke
Basix - How I miss You Dong
The perfect dildo for someone looking for size on a budget. Enjoy the massive head penetrating and the comfortable sized shaft - then let the pressure on your g-spot (or p-spot) be the guide to your pleasure.
Large inexpensive dildo for those looking for size on a budget
Porous material - odor
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Published:March 26, 2011
Foxxy Kitty
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Foxxy Kitty
Back to Basix
Get back to the basics with the Basix dong dildo. It's simple and straightforward in its design, shape, and color, but if you're a lover of realistic looking dildos that are wonderful for both solo play and strap on play, with the addition of a nice suction cup to spice things up, the Basix dong is the dong to get.
Nice suction cup, realistic dong, 100% harness compatible
Made of rubber, base is too small
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Published:March 24, 2011
Blush bulge UR3 cock reviews
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Blush bulge UR3 cock

ToyFiend12
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ToyFiend12
I'm a Fan, Hope UR2
The Blush Bulge is an absolutely gorgeous dildo, perfect for those who favor girth over length. While UR3 isn’t the safest material, it feels incredible, and I was not disappointed in the least. Were it not for the porous material, this would be a 5-star cock.
gorgeous, fun to handle, nice size, texture, give of material
material safety, too girthy for some, too short for some, lint magnet
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Published:June 28, 2013
js250
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js250
~~When The Head Blushes...You Know It's Good!~~
The unique color and very textured but plush material definitely adds a bit of flair and fun to your dildo collection! I was uncertain about this one due to the material, but loved the color and shape. I am glad I took the chance! The stimulation was very different than ones from my silicone dildos--and they were incredible, sensual and very effective....
--Realistic feel. --Very stimulating! --Fun, unique color.
--Realistic shape for some. --Porous material. --Base does not suction well.
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Published:June 09, 2013
xxxsecretary
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xxxsecretary
Too much for me
Too big for me, but loved the material. I suggest using lots of lube. I enjoy the fruity smell but I know some won't.
Great material, great length, huge girth
Dries out quick, is a little too floppy to use in a tight situation ;)
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Published:January 11, 2013
libra777
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libra777
The Velveteen Penis
Overall, I would purchase this dildo again because it gives a different experience than the usual harder ones. It adds to the variety in the collection.
Veined,soft,good size.
A little too floppy.
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Published:October 06, 2012
Wett Platinum
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Wett Platinum
The best ride of my life...
This dildo has some curve appeal but a tendency to slip due to the texture. All in all, it was great and seems to mold to the user. If it had a vibrator I would give it a five.
Slight curve and great texture.
I wish it was a bit more rigid.
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Published:September 11, 2012
QoI
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QoI
A Personal Favorite
Although the UR3 material and lingering smell may be off putting for some, the size of this realistic dildo and the soft, realistic feel of the Blush Bulge might be worth the gamble for some, especially during a sale.
flared base, wide, soft, comfortable
Scent, size (for some)
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Published:August 22, 2012
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smlove
Pretty, but floppy
This is a decent toy for a decent price. If you're on a budget but still want something life like feeling, then this is your best bet. If you dislike realistic dongs the way I do, then you will find this a good compromise.
coloring, feel, size
floppy, porous surface
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Published:July 28, 2012
PussyPlayground
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PussyPlayground
The "Bulge" Will Make You Blush!
All in all this is a great toy for a size queen. The thickness will drive you insane if the silky smooth texture alone doesn't do it first! I absolutely LOVED this toy and the orgasm it was able to provide! I am adding this to my "favorite toy" container! I would give this 5 stars only if it was a bit sturdier.
Waterproof Flared Base
Not Sturdy
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Published:June 19, 2012
KrissyNovacaine
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KrissyNovacaine
Baby, you make my heart beat faster! (Distillers lyric)
I love my Blush. He fits. He is comfortable. He is very, very filling, and he is made from a material that has a lot of flex and compression so he doesn't hurt. He is large, and may require a warm up for some to able to take. He does look intimidating, but he isn't as hard to take as other types of toys.
Flexible and forgiving material Well designed to insert Lots of texture
Made of a high maintenance material
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Published:June 12, 2012
TheirPet
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TheirPet
The Blush Made Me Blanche
This toy was disappointing; it's far too flexible and unwieldy, carries a strong and lasting odor, and is difficult to clean. The only thing it has going for it is the skin-like texture is realistic.
Artistic look
Bad odor, too flexible, hard to clean
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Published:May 24, 2012
hyperballad
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hyperballad
The Floppy Dildo
This is an amazing toy for its price - even with all of the material's flaws, you just can't beat the size and sensation the Bulge offers. Even with the high possibility of the material becoming damaged, I would buy this toy again and again.
great size, great feeling material, really comfortable
high maintenance, strong odor
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Published:May 15, 2012
J Peach
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J Peach
Pretty Sure Doc Johnson Should Have Named This One "Poseidon Penis"
Overall, I'm pretty satisfied with this toy. I would much rather give it 3.5 stars, but I guess four will have to do. Hopefully the material keeps up with me for a long time, because I'd hate to lose this toy boyfriend. If you're looking for a big, realistic dildo, come right this way — I just hope you don't mind the ridiculous amount of "vanilla perfume" this thing is wearing.
Realistic Ideal for size queens
Strong odor Might be too vascular for some Not good for beginners
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Published:March 22, 2012
leanright69
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leanright69
This is a Fun Thrusting Toy That You Can Get a Little Wild With
This toy is worth the price and can be used to add a different twist to the toys in your collection. For a softer toy, this can't be beat.
Larger Size Life-like texture and feel
Can't be used with silicone lube. Dust magnet.
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Published:January 30, 2012
Snozzberries
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Snozzberries
If this could mow the lawn...
This is the sexiest dildo I have ever owned. The way it filled me, the way it felt against my skin, everything about it topped all the rest. They need to make an upgrade or additional package that will make it mow my lawn and I'll be set. This may not be the best for anal play due to the size and flexibility, and it is too large circumference-wise for the basic harnesses I have seen, but for vaginal penetration, this went above and beyond expectations.
Large and thick Realistic / not standard toy-like Good coloring
Scent of the UR3 skin is a bit strong Less ease of penetration due to material softness
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Published:December 19, 2011
*Huxley*
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*Huxley*
Bulging with disappointment
The Bulge is a finicky. It's waterproof but porous. It feels real but is hard to penetrate. It eats lube and cannot be used anally. Plus- it's too flexible for it's own good. With that said, It is very large and it can be used alone or vaginally during double penetration. Size queens will most likely love it.
Waterproof, textured, soft, realistic, transfers vibrations, has balls.
Strong scent, overly flexible, water based lube only, collects lint, cannot be used anally.
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Published:December 11, 2011
 AAAToyGirl
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AAAToyGirl
Sickly Sweet
Overall, this is a great UR3 dildo. If you like squishy, lifelike materials, and don't mind strong scents, you will probably love this toy.
Design, Color, Squishy, Girth, Balls
Strong Smell
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Published:May 09, 2011
AOutrajus
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AOutrajus
Bulge was an understatement...
This is a super awesome dildo. The best one I own so far. It was so worth getting. This toy would be great for everyone; beginners and experienced. I am so blown away by this toy.
Size, girth, veins, squishy, comfortable, transfers vibrations well, fairly easy to clean.
Strong fruity smell, material seems like it may tear easily, lubricant needed.
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Published:May 06, 2011
hshaughnessy
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hshaughnessy
Ultra Realistic Blush Bulge Cock.... WOWWWWWWW!!!!!!
This item is 100% worth buying. It is honestly the best dildo in my collection and anyone who buys this will not be disappointed.
Water proof , realistic look and feel
Can only be used with water based lubricants
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Published:December 17, 2010
mica123
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mica123
Almost like the thing, baby!
This item is very worth purchasing because, sometimes, size does matter. The extra girth of the Blush Bulge Cock is great for that!
The girth and color are great.
It needs to have a place to insert a vibrating bullet.
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Published:November 17, 2010
shill619
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shill619
Oh my WOW!!!!!!!!!
The Blush Bulge Cock is an awesome dildo to add to any toy collection!! It is very pleasing & quite attractive!
Size, water-proof, lifelike.
None...
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Published:November 11, 2010
Jelly royales dong junior reviews
Price: $19.99
 
 
 
 

Jelly royales dong junior

Hersandmine
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Hersandmine
Our first: okay, not great.
I think there is better out there for the money, although this is nice and cheap for a starter dildo. Right size, nice detail, cool color option, but the material and lack of a useable suction cup make this a recommendation only if you cannot spend any more than this.
Head/shaft detail nice. Pink color is cool. Good size for a first dildo.
Sticky material. Not easily sanitized. Sack detail. Not firm. Suction cup is useless.
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Published:June 18, 2013
NoriMai
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NoriMai
Hot Pink Jelly
This has realistic details, but not a natural feel. It's not a dildo for first-timers, but pleasurable with enough preparation and practice. Weak suction makes it less versatile than it could be.
Realistic details. Thick.
Weak suction. Heavy.
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Published:November 28, 2012
Sunny Meadows
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Sunny Meadows
This Is A Junior? Wow!
This was my first hands-free toy. I really like the size and feel of this one. It can be used in multiple ways which is good for your bottom dollar. I like low maintenance with everything I buy. I wish all these came with all the information you needed. I feel they assume people already know how to use and care for their toys.
Great for a realistic and fun stimulation. Low maintenance. Hands free.
Packaging is uninformative.
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Published:October 02, 2012
Allison.Wilder
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Allison.Wilder
Nothing Junior About This Toy
The Jelly Royales Dong Junior is not a junior toy at all. It's quite large, actually. It's great for vaginal penetration, can be used anally with proper covering, and is easily used by either gender. It provides a lot of bang for your buck, and I highly recommend it to anyone wanting to try a thick, jelly dildo!
Size; Rigidity; Texture.
Suction cup doesn't stick properly; Strong scent.
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Published:May 22, 2012
EnChAnTiNg
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EnChAnTiNg
Bad Material
I would not buy this toy again. It is extremely hard to keep clean because it can not be boiled. The suction cup is useless, as it will not suction to anything. The only good thing about the dildo was the size and the texture. I would save your money and buy a nicer hands free dildo.
Nice size, Realistic feeling
Poor quality, Bad material, Suction cup does not work
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Published:January 30, 2012
Chauncey
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Chauncey
Great Size and Shape, Awful Suction and Material
This dong is a great size and texture, especially for the price, however if you want a dong for shower use, I would look elsewhere because the suction cup is useless on this particular dong. The material is also low quality, and can't be sterilized. I would look for a different dong to suit your needs.
Great size, shape and texture
Suction cup does not work, material is irritating
ashesqueer
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ashesqueer
Slippery When (You're) Wet!
I LOVE this toy! It's the first dildo I've ever bought. And although I was at first intimidated by its thickness, after I "warmed" myself up it felt so amazing to slip in... It totally feels you up! The ONLY downside is that the suction cup totally bites. Besides that, everything from the texture to the thickness is amazing.
It's so thick and smooth! Feels fantastic!!!
The suction cup doesn't work.
BeautyMonster
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BeautyMonster
Where's the suction?
This is not the best of toys, but if the material and the feel of the toy doesn't bother you, I say go for it!
No smell, Great for beginners
Material, Hard, Non-Realistic
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Published:April 03, 2011
Miss Zombie
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Miss Zombie
The Not So Junior, Junior!
All in all, I feel that the Jelly Royales Junior would be a good purchase. The price is good ($19.99), and it definitely gets the job done. However, I feel that it is a bit more for intermediate users. I am a beginner so-to-speak, and I found it a bit overwhelming at first. Not that I am "scarred for life" or anything, but without a good lube, I think that this toy can be a bit painful for smaller women. Overall, it is not a bad toy; I just feel there may be better.
Good feel, Good size, Flexible
Suction cup does not work as intended, Strong smell
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Published:March 26, 2011
Killer
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Killer
The suction cup sucks... Not in a good way.
In short, this dildo is really good for a beginner. The pink color makes it non-threatening and the size is just right for a smaller person. Didn't totally rock my world, but it's a good solid dildo that did what I bought it for. This is a good dildo for both warming up for my boyfriend and a satisfying solo.
Not too big, not too small. The head is awesome, smell of material not strong.
Suction cup is useless.
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Published:March 22, 2011
just a sub
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just a sub
Great dong but useless as a shower dildo
We loved this dong and would gladly recommend it to others, despite the suction cup problem. We did not know at first that it would work with our harness but are very happy to have discovered this. We have used it for anal and enjoy that aspect also.
Great for harness! Veined!
Poor suction cup, too firm for some
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Published:March 07, 2011
rainybutterfly
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rainybutterfly
Great size, shape, texture, suction cup!
I really like the color, size, shape, and texture of this product. I am, however, not at all satisfied with the suction cup.
Color, size, shape, texture
Bad suction cup
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Published:February 13, 2011
Sinjo
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Sinjo
Junior dong gives Senior delights.
Not much to say about the toy. Its got a great size for beginners and pros alike. However, the small size makes it hard to use in certain positions. I'd recommend getting a larger size if you're looking for better pleasure.
Small size, great material
Small size, semi-rigid.
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Published:December 02, 2010
chiquita
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chiquita
A Great First Dildo
The Jelly Royales Dong Junior is a fantastic toy for both veterans and beginners alike. The size and firmness are very nonthreatening for those who are searching for their very first toy. This isn't the firmest dildo, being made out of jelly, but it does its job fine and has a great veined texture to the shaft. Definitely a toy I've gotten a good amount of use out of.
Good size and shape, good texture, great for beginners.
Picks up lint if you're not careful.
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Published:June 11, 2010
doc
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doc
Not bad, Not bad at all
Great product for the price. Good size, firm feel, and even easier maintenance. This toy will be in our rotation for many years to cum!
Size, firm.
Suction cup.
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Published:October 15, 2009
Shadow Hearth
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Shadow Hearth
First Dildo Ever
This is a very good toy for beginners and someone who is afraid to have anything that is just "too large" for your first time. Just be wary, the surface is a bit tacky and catches lint easily and if you want a toy that is known for it's suction cup, this isn't exactly the one you want.
Good for beginners, size, firmness, not overwhelming, smell.
Stickiness, lint catcher, suction cup, underwhelming details, may not be for experienced buyers.
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Published:September 02, 2009
MistressMeg
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MistressMeg
5 Star Knock Out!!!
The Jelly Royals Junior Dong is an excellent toy for everyone. The suction cup is a great feature for hours of hands free solo sex or as handle for your partner to amp up your sensation before fulfilling their own desires. The only draw back to this sensation is that it can't be sanitized because it is made from Jelly material.
Price, Bright Color!, Suction Cup, Easy Clean-Up, Durable
Can't be sterilized, Rubbery Taste & Smell
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Published:January 29, 2009
Two2Tango
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Two2Tango
Pretty In Pink
I have say this is a good toy for all. Soft yet firm, reasonable size, good feel for not being real, and oh yeah... YOU GOTTA LOVE THE PINK!!
Good size, gentle but firm enough, no strong smell
none
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Published:October 10, 2008
lori_sue69
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lori_sue69
Read entire review
Jelly royales dong junior is a soft, yet firm, natural feeling dildo that can give bring extra pleasure to your sex life. Extra large suction cup makes it easy to stick to most surfaces for easy use. However I experienced some mild irritation after use. Must try for yourself.
soft, yet firm, realistic feel, and it will suction to almost any surface.
I sometimes have irritation after use.
Dr. A
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Dr. A
Read entire review
One of the best toys I got. I would recommend this to everyone, it will bring lots of pleaser. Really reliable.
Suction cup, texture, material, easy to clean.
none
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Published:May 24, 2008
mrs.holland
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mrs.holland
Read entire review
I would recomend this product to everyone i have enjoyed thies product to the fullest. I love everything about the product and i have absolutely nothing bad to say about it.
affordable, very comfortable and flexible. but dont forget it has that amazing suction cup.
i have had no cons with this product at all
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Published:April 01, 2008
Anaconda reviews
Price: $48.99
 
 
 
 

Anaconda

KrissyNovacaine
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KrissyNovacaine
Get a handle on this snake
The Anaconda is a nice toy, but it isn't the best. Some of its issues are small ones, like the handle being too short for me to use effectively on myself, but some of them are larger, like this being and extremely firm toy. I don't dislike my Anaconda, but because of its girth and firmness, I can only use it after a warm up and with a helping hand which makes it far less versatile than many of my other toys.
Girthy Handle perfect for use with a partner Silcone
Very firm Too girthy for some Handle hard to use on self
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Published:June 17, 2013
TJtheMadHatter
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TJtheMadHatter
"Annie" - The Ultimate Authority Stick.
The Anaconda (Annie) is fabulous for multiple reasons. She can be used vaginally, anally, with a partner, without a partner, as personal protection (club), or even as a meat tenderizer. The handle is what I really love about this special gal. It makes for more comfortable use with a partner, or by yourself.
Great size for girth-seeking players, THE HANDLE, Sterilizable, Doubles as a club
Size may be too much for some, Ridges may hold bodily excretions, Matte finish
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Published:May 15, 2013
Airen Wolf
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Airen Wolf
You Will be Squeezing This Anaconda!
If your tastes run to dildos that resemble small scaled down baseball bats then you should have the Anaconda. It is long, girthy and has some interesting textures. It is made of high quality silicone so you don't have to worry about nasty germs being spread around. It also will not get out of it's cage at night and try to give you a big old death hug. All in all, I recommend this over traipsing through the Amazon looking for a living version!
Big enough to satisfy a size queen Vaginal and anal safe Hygienic materials
Might be too large for some folks
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Published:October 28, 2012
llellsee
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llellsee
Can you handle it?
While I do feel this is toy may be an acquired taste: if you are up to the girth, firmness and matte finish of the Anaconda, its quality build and functional handle make this a winner.
Generous girth, firm silicone, stimulating ridged head and functional handle.
Even with lube the matte finish can leave you feeling delicate after longer play sessions.
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Published:October 16, 2012
comatose-kitty
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comatose-kitty
Left me butthurt...literally.
If only the shaft were softer and didn't feel so rough in my butt, this toy would've been a 5/5. Unfortunately, the roughness was too much for almost any pleasure and left my butt in pain AND the imperfections by the manufacturer on the toy just made me say no. I refuse to use this again because I can STILL feel the pain and doubt I'll forget it soon.
Silicone. Color. No smell, taste or sound. Handle. Great size.
Toy came imperfect. Very rough shaft. Painful.
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Published:June 28, 2012
Miss Nessa
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Miss Nessa
Eunectes Murinus
The Anaconda is one baseball bat of a dildo. The Tantus has the double ability to give you mind blowing pleasure and defend your home from unwanted trespassers. The Anaconda is completely made out of silicone. It’s perfect for vaginal or anal play. The Tantus can be used for just about all that you want it to be used for. You can take her into the shower, bath, or even for some bedtime fun. The Anaconda may not be the perfect toy for travel, but she sure is a lot of fun.
Size, Color, Silicone, Length, Anal friendly, boil-able, Texture,
Size
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Published:June 17, 2012
 Iron Man
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Iron Man
A snake? More like a billy club...
Over-all I found this dildo to be very nice. It's quite filling, and the handle gives an entirely new dimension to dildos. There's just enough details on it to make it look and feel great, too. On the flipside, the texture could be problematic to some, so be aware of it before you buy it.
thick, the handle, silicone, nice details, length, colors
texture
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Published:May 27, 2012
Robin Goodfellow
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Robin Goodfellow
Snake in the Ass
Anaconda comes from a word which means 'Elephant Killer.' True to its name this thing can bring large prey to their knees. It is strong, lengthy, robust, and means business. This snake is not for the feint of heart. But Kings and Queens of the jungle with steeled buns and nerves who wrestle beasts for fun, will be delighted to tame and domesticate this predator.
Girth, Length, Functional Handle- Ease of movement, Classic Design to have in Silicone, Price
Firm
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Published:May 07, 2012
Lucidity
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Lucidity
Deep Purple
If you're looking for a big, fat, firm, realistic-shaped, silicone dildo to fuck yourself or a loved one's orifice of choice with, I really can't say anything bad about Tantus' Anaconda. But if a nearly 6" head is going to scare you off, I might suggest you stay out of the jungle...
Filling, Shape, Handle, Silicone, Anal-safe, Sharable.
Too big for some, Not harness compatible, The head is a lint magnet.
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Published:May 03, 2012
Jul!a
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Jul!a
My Anaconda Doesn't Actually Care About The Size Of Your Buns
This anaconda is easier to care for than a real life snake, and doesn't care how big or small your buns may be. It's also a great choice for those who enjoy girthier dildos in a mostly realistic styling. The unique handle makes it great for a partner or yourself to control, and, if all else fails, you can always beat somebody with it.
Unique design, very filling size, safe material, not a ling magnet.
Too big for some to enjoy.
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Published:April 26, 2012
True Pleasures
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True Pleasures
Your New Nightstick
If you're looking for a girthy, body-safe dildo that's great for thrusting, the Tantus Anaconda just might be the toy you're looking for. The only thing I have against it is having to clean the foreskin folds with a soft toothbrush. Otherwise, it's wonderful for police/security person fantasies, and it's not to bad to bonk someone over the head with either.
easy to grip and thrust with, body-safe, girthy, subtly and slightly stylized realistic design,
foreskin folds difficult to clean
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Published:April 22, 2012
CafeSabroso
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CafeSabroso
Ready to handle anything
Improving upon rubber/PVC dildos-with-handles, the Tantus Anaconda features premium silicone and a more tasteful aesthetic. It is designed as a dildo for thrusting, and is light on the texture for comfort, but maintains enough detailing to add a degree of realism. To make the toy usable, Tantus used a much firmer silicone than is found in most Tantus toys. While the firmer silicone is necessary to keep the Anaconda from being too floppy, it requires a bit more caution during use.
Body safe material, comfortable handle, girthy, pleasant taper, subtle detailing
Firmer than most Tantus silicone, area near head difficult to clean
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Published:April 21, 2012
 Princess-Kayla ♥
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Princess-Kayla ♥
Anaconda Review
If you love realistic dildos, this might be your guy! It's got veins, wrinkles, and a head. It also has a nice handle that you can hold while you use it. Bring it in the tub, use it in bed. Anywhere is great. Just keep in mind that this toy isn't discreet, so don't leave it out anywhere!
Realistic, Handle has flared base, Silicone
Really big, Attracts dog hair
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Published:March 15, 2012
Mr. Limpy extra small reviews
Price: $12.95
 
 
 
 

Mr. Limpy extra small

RyRy326
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RyRy326
Really nice starter packer
This item is worth it. It's cheap and efficient. It's not always fabulous, but not disappointing for me. It does the job it's made for, and does it well.
Nice weight, More or less realistic looking, Realistic size
Too pink, Does not feel realistic
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Published:June 15, 2013
byohazrd13
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byohazrd13
Mr. Limpy: Not quite so limp
Completely worth it if you're limited in resources, but I'd advise going with the Mr. Limpy small instead of the extra small if you don't want to battle a dick that won't stay in a flaccid position.
Small, easy to use, easy to clean, easy to hide.
Hard to get it to lay flat, heat/sweat issue against skin.
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Published:May 08, 2013
LoganAshlee.
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LoganAshlee.
Mr Pinky
As with all packers, it feels awesome in boxers, but this particular one doesn't look very real which is a shame.
Feels great in boxers Not too big
Oh so pink! No care instructions
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Published:February 19, 2013
explorekaden
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explorekaden
An awesome packer, an awesome price.
I would definitely recommend this as a starting packer, and also as I've said, you can't beat the price. I'd suggest starting with this one, before seeing if you want to move up in size, as I have.
- Realistic - Great price point - Durable
- Can get small tears if too roughly used - Not always much of a bulge
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Published:February 13, 2013
MissFanatisme
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MissFanatisme
Perfect for smaller folk!
This item is 100% worth it for all small users. It is just the right size and won't make you feel or appear fake for having an appendage that's too large. For the cost, this toy is very, very worth it. Give it a try. You may have found your perfect packer.
Realistic toy. Great for smaller folk. Sits nicely.
Oddly colored. Too small for bigger folk.
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Published:December 20, 2012
Genderfree
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Genderfree
Small boy
This packer is wonderful for occasional use, but for daily use it may not be up to par. This guy feels extremely realistic, but it can be a bother to clean.
Realistic look and feel Good price
Superskin material Hard to clean Rips easily
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Published:December 17, 2012
rmiles124
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rmiles124
A Few Good Laughs
If you're looking for an EXTRA SMALL, limp, useless pink dick, then this toy is for you! Mr. Limpy Extra Small would make a great gag gift for that special someone. It can also be useful as a stress ball or paperweight in your [home] office.
Hypoallergenic, easy to travel with, easy to clean, easy to store, great gag gift
Not stiff enough for penetration or stimulation, short insertable length
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Published:December 12, 2012
TheParrishism
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TheParrishism
Mr. Limpy is Mr. Right
This was perfect for my needs. It would be nice if I could clean it easier. I wouldn't need anything else. It is affordable and serves its purpose perfectly.
Great size and texture. Affordable.
Difficult to clean. Not realistic in color.
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Published:November 16, 2012
Jinin
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Jinin
A Great Packer For Beginners
An excellent packer for those new to it, this is a great way to see what might work for you if you don't want to risk too much money. However, it's definitely just for wearing under your clothes and it's not very realistic.
Realistic size, great price, easy to wear
Unrealistic colour, sticky, possible short life
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Published:November 01, 2012
jsnyder87
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jsnyder87
Dear Mr. Limpy
In my experience Mr. Limpy is a good starter packer. The price is great and can be made into a "stand to pee" which takes on a new way it is intended. However like every product it does have its flaws. The balls makes it too bulky, the texture is sticky and when used everyday the color is completely off and you can not use it for penetration.
good price, easy to make into an stp
sticky, color, not realistic, bulgy
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Published:October 12, 2012
Thomas90
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Thomas90
Who says size matters?
For the price, Mr. Limpy is a must buy. Even if its not for packing, the pure hilarity of having a pink penis you can throw around and play with is fantastic! Since day one, I have not been able to keep my hands off it, and neither have my friends; so go buy yourself a Mr. Limpy!
Realistic texture, Perfect size.
Too pink, Discolours in harnesses, Picks up lint.
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Published:July 29, 2012
Willowe
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Willowe
Perfect Beginning Packer
Overall, a very good choice for a first packer. It may not be a realistic color, but the size, texture, and details are spot on. The Mr. Limpy won't last forever, but at the price it certainly can't be beat.
Inexpensive, realistic size and details
Tears easily, attracts lint and hair, unrealistic color
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Published:July 23, 2012
pestilence
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pestilence
Simple, Affordable Packer
All in all, this is a great packer for the price, though you have to make adjustments when wearing it if you don't want to look like you have a constant hard-on. If you don't mind the size of the Medium version of this packer, that one actually seems to be more unobtrusive.
Realistic size, detailed texture, low price
Unrealistic color, prone to tearing, erect default position
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Published:July 12, 2012
booyahshaka91
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booyahshaka91
Mr. Limpy size x-small
I think that this packy is worth it for the money. Though it is stretchy no and does not seem life like no one will notice because it is hidden by your pants. You will need to invest in a harness too because it would be really awkward if it fell out of your pants while in public. I would try it out for sure.
noticeable in your pants, realistic bulge, no odor
Stretchy, sticks out a bit to much, attracts lint.
Andrew1992
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Andrew1992
Want a bulge? Look no further!
I know dicks, and the Mr Limpy XS is my favorite choice for a soft packing cock. It is inexpensive (you won't find a cheaper commercial alternative) and is very realistic for the price. It fits well in tighter fitting briefs, or can be packed with a soft packing harness such as one of the SpareParts Pete harnesses. All in all, this is a great, inexpensive packing choice for anyone who wants a bulge.
Inexpensive Very realistic
Requires nightly cleaning and care
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Published:June 16, 2012
Faeboy
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Faeboy
...In my pants
This is a good and cheap packer for everyone who wants to sport a bit of a bulge. It can go without needing it to be super detailed or realistic.
Good size, good price
Poor manufacturing, not that realistic
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Published:June 09, 2012
thisisadeletedaccount
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thisisadeletedaccount
A Genderqueer Boi's Best Friend
Overall, this is a comfortable and affordable packer with a pleasantly realistic look and feel that is easy to wear and care for. My one wish would be that Fleshlight start making it in a wider range of colors so that non-white trans* folks and packing enthusiasts have some more cock options.
Realistic size/feel/appearance, comfy to wear, cheap, good material, fun to grind with
Lint magnet, feels sticky when you sweat, only comes in one skin color
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Published:May 23, 2012
Horn0026
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Horn0026
Mr. Limpy's a little Sticky!
I think this is a great packer for first timers and general gender play. It's easy to handle and learn how to use, but not so great for everyday use.
Small no smell easy care realistic look light weight can turn into STP discreet
Sticky vibrantly pink in colour flat-backed balls
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Published:April 27, 2012
Sam I Am
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Sam I Am
A great packer for genderqueers
This packer is a great starter for FTMs, genderqueers, genderfucks, drag kings, and anyone interested in packing. It looks and feels realistic, and is one of the cheapest packers out there. I highly recommend it.
Price, Realistic looking, Size, Comfortable, Easy to clean
Color, Balls are a bit large, Sticky after washing, Stretchy
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Published:April 23, 2012
Voir
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Voir
Not the Size of the Stick...
As they say, it isn't the size of the stick, but how you use it. The same could be applied to the Mr. Limpy Extra-small (or more like average). Depending on how it's used, it could make for good laughs or the average sized packer for the beginning FtM or Genderplay.
Good for packing Very nice texture (feels realistic) Well made for the price
Lack of color options Slight odor of material No instructions for care
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Published:April 11, 2012
scaredlittleboy
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scaredlittleboy
Mr. Cutie
Though it collects some wear and tear pretty easily, the Mr. Limpy is cheap, soft, realistic, and gives you that much-desired bulge! What more could you ask for?
soft, realistic
easily wears
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Published:April 09, 2012
tardisblue
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tardisblue
A Good First Packer
An excellent choice for a first packer, but there are better options out there if you're willing to spend more. The size and material creates a bulge that looks and feels realistic under clothing, but the color is a bit off-putting. Probably the easiest packer on the market to make into a stand-to-pee device, which is a huge plus. It won't last forever, but for the price it is a pretty good buy.
feels realistic, nice details, good price, good size
attracts lint and hair, unrealistic pink color, not very durable
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Published:February 19, 2012
OhDarlin
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OhDarlin
It's true, I love being limpy
Mr. Limpy is an excellent packer for the price. The material — despite its drawbacks — is really the best for a packer. I couldn't have asked for a better packer to start with; it has made every packer since seem so much more unrealistic — and has made me feel more complete as my strange-gender-queer self.
Realistic feel Realistic shape Perfect size if you're trying to be realistic at all
Smelly Oily Deteriorates easily
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Published:February 19, 2012
dylansuperman
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dylansuperman
Great for FTM Packing and for an STP
The Mr. Limpy was a fabulous buy. It's easy to use for beginners, as well as the expert. Makes a great STP or Packer for any FTM. Fits perfectly in a harness or good fitting briefs. Comfortable against the body, and definitely highly recommended.
Realistic size and bulge Great price Easily maintained Easily converted to an STP (Stand to pee)
Picks up dirt/dust/lint Eventually loses it's color
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Published:January 30, 2012
GONE!
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GONE!
A Packer that Surpassed my Expectations
The extra-small Mr. Limpy is a great packer, especially for beginners like me who don't want to feel self-conscious about a large bulge and aren't planning on whipping it out of their pants for bathroom use/showing off. The soft material is comfortable to wear and the details are very nice!
- Perfect price - Perfect size - Awesome details
- Color won't work well with most skin tones - May not last a long time
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Published:December 16, 2011
Maxx
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Maxx
Mr. Limpy Extra Small
It has more stretch to it than a rubber band, so I didn't find that too realistic. It gets really sticky after washing it, but once you put cornstarch on it, it is better than new. It works great for beginner FTM's that want to start packing, and its very affordable. Overall, though it has its quirks, I love it and would recommend it to anyone needing their first packer, gender play, or who has a low budget.
Great for beginner FTM's Easy to clean and store Comfortable to wear
Pink Balls are too big Very stretchy Sticky right after washing.
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Published:December 12, 2011
AmberM
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AmberM
My Little Limpy!<3
I really enjoy this product, and it's worth it for it's low price, I would recommend this toy to any packer looking for that extra bit.
Small, flexible, cute.
Not insertable.
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Published:December 11, 2011
Snozzberries
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Snozzberries
Pinkie Winkie, My Pants Companion
Just the right size for packin' my panties; no special strap required. The small size allows it to fit in a much larger range of underpants which makes this far more versatile than I had expected. Easy to situate, easy to maintain, easy to clean and care for.
Compact Fits snugly against skin or pubic hair Realistic feel
Material may need gentler treatment The color is not flesh, but pink
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Published:December 10, 2011
David Troll
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David Troll
Extra small
Awesome piece. Just needs a harness to complete the job. Although it is pink, its always put where no one can see it. The clingyness can be washed off after a while and its easy to get a harness, so all in all its worth it.
Nice Bulge Latex free Great to masturbate with :)
Material is extra clingy to dust Its pink Needs a harness
guro
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guro
Cheap, Petit Pecker
This packer is an inexpensive, realistically sized penis. It's a good go-to for FTMs, genderqueer people, or anyone else who might want to sport a bulge. I don't think, however, that it's a packer most people will stay with long-time. It's a bit of an "introductory", "beginner" or "budget" packer. Its size and texture are its biggest pluses, but its oddly sticky nature and proneness to tearing shorten its lifespan in a person's jeans or toy drawer.
Cheap, realistic feel, looks good under clothes
Only one color, can get sticky,
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Published:November 23, 2011
GenderSexplorations
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GenderSexplorations
The Only Packer You'll Ever Wear
Mr. Limpy Extra Small is the best packer on the market for a realistic male bulge. Its size, shape, and feel all lend to the creation of the perfect packer, and the price isn't bad either!
Comfortable, Realistically sized, Cheap.
Flat-backed testicles, Non-realistic bright pink colour.
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Published:September 06, 2011
Rawhide
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Rawhide
Mr. Wonderful
This is a supremely touchable packer with realistic size and detailing. Enough to get the right kind of attention from the right people, not so much that it looks like you stuffed a kielbasa down there. Definitely adds a little extra spring to your step.
Irresistible texture, realistic feel, low price, full balls, comfortable enough for everyday.
No color choice, porous, sticky when wet.
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Published:August 30, 2011
That Man from Mars
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That Man from Mars
A Perfect Pecker
Soft, subtle, sexy, and realistic. The Mr. Limpy extra small is an amazing packing cock complete with realistic balls, looking and feeling like the real deal. It's easy to take care of and wonderfully low-priced with no lacking in quality.
Realistic, superskin, comfortable, easy to maintain.
Porous, could use more color variations.
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Published:August 29, 2011
Sir
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Sir
Limp, in a good way!
Mr. Limpy is a great packer because it's petite and doesn't give a bulge that looks like a constant erection. It's made of superskin though, so it requires a lot of care and a lot of upkeep. Extremely low-priced and perfect for everyday packing, Mr. Limpy needs to be in your closet!
Great price and size, well worth the purchase, an extremely convincing packer.
Sensitive material, tears very easily.
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Published:August 04, 2011
kutekatie
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kutekatie
Mr. AWESOME!
Mr. Limpy, in my opinion is definitely worth buying. It doesn't cost much, would be good for a beginner at packing, is the appropriate size for a medium sized man, and its also very realistic.
Great for packing, awesome detail, texture, size and movement
you can't actually penetrate with it
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Published:March 17, 2011
CantankerousUnagi
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CantankerousUnagi
Once upon a time in a cardboard box…
Cheap, easy to use, realistic to touches through the pants. Treat it right and you'll have a packy that'll last you a good few years.
Cost effective, realistic.
Sticky, doesn't hold up well for long periods of time.
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Published:January 30, 2011
TboyTy
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TboyTy
My (almost) Every Day Packer
Mr. Limpy is one of the most popular packers for Transmen, Butch Women, Drag Kings, and all manner of gender variant individuals for a reason. The price is economical, and it fulfills its purpose well. Be mindful in your size choice and you will be pleased.
Price, Comfort, Realism if sized and positioned appropriately in your underwear.
(All minor) Flat back to the testicles, slightly thicker testicles than the "small"
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Published:January 10, 2011
tranzboi
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tranzboi
Is that a Mr. Limpy or are you just happy to see me?
Great packer, especially for the price. Other packing methods are either not as realistic; such as a condom filled with hair gel, or hefty and expensive like the Mr. Right. This is really the most ideal packer I've found. If you're concerned about looking like you have an erection, opt for the small, which seems counter-intuitive, but the small has smaller balls than the XS and lays flatter.
lightweight, realistic, soft, looks nice, good texture, feels real(!)
the balls are a little bit too big, it can make you look like you have an erection
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Published:December 25, 2010
Megasaurusrex
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Megasaurusrex
Perfect Packer for Beginners and Those Not Worried About Size
Mr. Limpy Extra Small is a great packer for beginners or someone who isn't egotistical about size. He's very realistic and has a nice soft feel. 'Extra small' does not always mean 'tiny.'
Realistic texture, warms to touch, easy to use.
Minimal packaging, absorbs smells.
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Published:November 27, 2010
 Kayla
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Kayla
Packing with my Fun
Mr. Limpy is one of my favorite packing cocks. It's squishy, soft, and leaves a really slight bulge during wear. It has a nice heft that makes it feel realistic while still being discreet.
Soft, very real texture, heats up to body temperature, squishy
Slight imperfections, semi-hard
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Published:November 02, 2010
Kinkyquing
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Kinkyquing
Size really doesn't matter
While the material is tacky and it cannot be used for penetrative sex, if well taken care of the extra small Mr. Limpy is more than enough for gender play by smaller framed people who just want to feel that bulge in their pants.
Well priced, good size for smaller people
Material is tacky and peels, cannot be used for penetration
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Published:August 15, 2010
BethanyLynn
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BethanyLynn
Extra small and extra cute
Mr. Limpy is an excellent packer. The look, size, and feel is extremely realistic. Mr. Limpy is great for beginners and more advanced users. The price is well worth the quality of the product.
Very Realistic, Comfortable
Too pink and no other colors, Superskin material
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Published:July 18, 2010
Arren
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Arren
See Jane pack dick.
If you are looking for that little extra "umph" in your pants while you're out running errands, going to the opera, being a super awesome gender bending soccer mom ninja or whatever, this little dude is the packer for you. Supreme grope-ability.
Size, texture, squishyness factor, and easy to care for.
It's pretty damned pink.
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Published:July 09, 2010
Splendwhore
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Splendwhore
Phenomenal Packer
A realist packer at a phenomenal price! Comfortable and convincing. It is fairly easy to convert to an STP (Stand-to-Pee) device with some slight modification. The only downside is the unnatural pink skin tone which, thankfully, dulls with age. Overall, I'm satisfied with the product. Definitely worth purchasing!
Realistic, perfect size, convenient for use as an STP (Stand-to-Pee) device.
Unnatural pink skin tone, no alternative skin tone options, Superskin material.
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Published:February 28, 2010
deceased
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deceased
Mr Limpy Extra Small - and a trip to the urinal
One of the most convincing and least expensive packers. If you are a FTM, Drag King, or transgender person you will find this a must.
Soft, life-like, comfortable, hypoallergenic. Beautifully detailed.
Soap is its kryptonite.
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Published:September 22, 2009
Daifuku
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Daifuku
Fantastic-o!
Definitely worth the buy! If you're looking for a packer that won't hurt your pants or your wallet, this is the one for you!
Feels real and fits well.
Color could be more life-like, a little too small for anything beyond packing.
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Published:March 23, 2009
Cunlinguist
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Cunlinguist
Makes Me Forget She Doesn't Have One...
Overall, this item stays true to its description, and my girlfriend and I are thoroughly pleased. Again, the material might not hold for as long as we'd like, but definitely worth the purchase.
Color, it looks pink but actually it was fairly close to my girlfriend's pale skin.
Superskin material, the fact that it isn't offered in colors for other skin tones.
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Published:November 13, 2008
The original reviews
Price: $27.99
 
 
 
 

The original

RavingSockMonkey
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RavingSockMonkey
I dub thee Mr. Stiffee!
The Original (aka Mr. Stiffee) is the body-safe and firm silicone alternative to Mr. Softee. He's a lot of fun, but he might not be for the faint of heart!
Clone of Mr. Softee, Silicone, GREAT texture, firm, good girth, nice length, PINK, shimmers
No base, blunt head might dissuade some, firmness + texture could be a problem for the sensitive
BellaMaria27
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BellaMaria27
More Like The Stretcher!
I would definitely recommend this toy to a friend. It is a very good price, 100% silicone, easy to clean, and feels awesome!
good price 100% silicone easy to clean
head is bigger then shaft no vibe no suction
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Published:June 05, 2013
 Mrs.Hellzapoppin
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Mrs.Hellzapoppin
Not very original, but pretty awesome
The Original by Doc Johnson is a great dildo for someone looking for something simple and girthy at a great price. It's firm, but with a lot of give and very life-like. It has realistic texture that is very pleasing. I would definitely recommend the original.
Good size, body safe, easy care and cleaning, price point
None
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Published:June 02, 2013
michael&eric
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michael&eric
Back to Basics
This item is definitely worth the low cost. It's about as realistic as it's going to get from a toy in this price range. It would be an excellent addition to your own collection!
Great texture, very realistic, easy to clean.
Difficult to hide, strong smell of rubber.
PeachyKeenQueen
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PeachyKeenQueen
My Faithful Friend ;)
This is by far my favorite toy. I call it my "old reliable/old faithful" because of its constant (essentially daily) use. I LOVE IT! I highly recommend it!
Easy to clean, Easy to use, Easy to store, Discrete, Perfect size and shape, Realistic
Absolutely none - this is great for beginners and veterans alike!
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Published:August 30, 2012
Incendiaire
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Incendiaire
Original, not Ordinary.
I have to say that overall I really like The Original and that it's surprised me a lot. It's probably not a toy I would have chosen to buy just based on appearance alone, but it goes to show that sometimes with dildos appearances can be deceiving. It's made from a great material and provides some really satisfying and stimulating sensations. I would definitely recommend The Original to anyone.
-Great material -Great shape -Great texture
-Has no base -Not entirely anal safe -Not harness compatible
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Published:August 20, 2012
Gary A.
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Gary A.
I drank the kool-aid!
The "Original" may have a boring name and appearance to most people, but after trying it out I regret I did not add this to my collection sooner. For something so simple I did not expect to receive so much pleasure and enjoyment. Without a flared base there can be concern for the toy sliding all the way inside, but if you pay attention and don't try to slide the whole thing in you should be fine. This is a great toy for those looking to try out a textured toy.
Feels amazing, high quality, price!
No flared base, lint magnet, little taper to head.
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Published:July 24, 2012
HisOneAndOnly
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HisOneAndOnly
Old school but great feeling
This toy features the realistic texture and feeling of a real penis, which makes it feel so normal when being used. The only thing it doesn't do is vibrate. The realistic feeling as it is being used is the feeling that you are looking for, if you purchase this item, not the fact that it doesn't vibrate. This product will still rock your sex life like the real thing.
Texture, feel, and realistic features.
Doesn't vibrate.
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Published:June 20, 2012
Lovesickalien
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Lovesickalien
Satisfies Me
This is a nice, inexpensive dildo that has pleasured me more than any of my other toys so far. The shape, the length, and the thickness are perfect for my small pussy.
Nice, safe material. I like the shape and smoothness of the head.
veins might pop out too much, but after awhile it feels good. No other cons.
SMichelle
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SMichelle
The Original: If Only It Fit...
Okay, so about the title? Of course it fits, it just feels like it's trying to kill me. The Original is a high quality toy, but it's not going to be for everyone. For me, this toy was painful to use due to how thick it is. Size queens and truly advanced users, on the other hand, may enjoy this toy due to the girth that it provides. If you enjoy thick objects during playtime, this may be for you. It's certainly a high quality, easy to care for item, and it's definitely worth checking out.
Silicone, Flexible, Odorless, Easy to Clean
Too large for me
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Published:February 14, 2012
chicagonative
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chicagonative
"Original" Doesn't Equal Creative
This dildo, quite simply put, is just not very exciting. I don't think about it when I'm horny, I don't go to it, it doesn't call me. It requires too much work, both during play and after, and it's very uncomfortable. All work and no play makes The Original a dull toy.
The Original has a realistic look (aside from the color, of course) and feel to it.
Porous silicone, hard to clean, uncomfortable to use, The Original needs a few design upgrades.
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Published:December 21, 2011
Cookie Monster Mike
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Cookie Monster Mike
Definitely an "Original" for me!
My favorite toy to use that offers me the greatest pleasure. This has been my best buy so far and was worth every penny. I recommend to experienced and advanced users.
Easy to clean, Flexible, Silicone Material, Inexpensive, Durable will last for years.
No flared based, very slippery when lubed, limited colors.
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Published:November 23, 2011
LynLyn
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LynLyn
It's called the Original for a reason.
There are so many wonderful things that can be said about this toy. It has already become my favorite of my small but growing collection, and I really think that it'll stay there. It's almost completely perfect, in my opinion, and I'd recommend it to anyone looking for a classic dildo with a little sparkly girlish flare. Like I said, it's called The Original for a reason; remakes just never do it right. Between the great price, the great material and the wonderful feel, what's not to love?
Nice quality material, Nice texture, Pretty-looking, Easy to clean, Price
Can get a little difficult to get a hold on it when lubed up.
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Published:November 11, 2011
haley730
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haley730
Mr.Thick is what it should be called!
I am really glad I came across this dildo. The Original silicone dildo never fails to give me an orgasm!
Thick, Silicone, Realistic feel, Inexpensive, No smell or taste
No base or balls, Nothing to grab on to, May be too big for some
froggiemoma
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froggiemoma
Original???Amazing!
I didn't find anything disappointing about this dildo really. It has turned out to be one of my favorites and I love that it was such great quality for a affordable price.
Silicone, nice texture and girth
The base can be difficult to hold onto if lubed
Steve of Eden
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Steve of Eden
The Original - Amazing Silicone Dildo
5 out of 5 stars! I love this dildo! For the material and quality of this toy, it is definitely worth every penny! The size is a great size. Absolutely no smell or taste. Easy to clean and store. For some, the fact that it doesn't have a base and that it is not silicone lube compatible could be an issue, but any problems with both of those issues could be avoided by being careful.
100% Silicone, No Flavor or Smell at all, Nice Girth, Easy to Clean
No base/handle, not silicone lube compatible
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Published:July 10, 2011
TheeGirlNextDoor
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TheeGirlNextDoor
In love with "The Original"
This is a simple first toy. It is good for beginners or professionals. It's simple and sexy. This toy just turns me on! It looks super realistic, and it goes in and out smoothly. If you need a realistic dildo, this is just perfect! If you want to use it alone or in a group, that's perfect too! It can be used for so many different things.
Realistic Comfortable Sexy
A little large
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Published:June 05, 2011
alicakes523
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alicakes523
Awesome Toy and Cute To Boot!
If you're looking for the closest to being real without actually being real, look no further. Whether you romp by yourself or with a partner this toy is wonderful for hours of fun and enjoyment. With features such as the textured head, realistic feel, and veins it's a hard toy not to enjoy, not to mention waterproof means a lot more options for play time! With such great, realistic products on the market already I'm excited to see what Doc Johnson will come up with next!
Textured head, realistic, easy to clean
End has no base
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Published:March 05, 2011
 Tuesday
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Tuesday
Lackluster name, terrific toy
Platinum the Original is a remake of one of Doc Johnson's most popular toys, Mr Softee, but is composed of premium silicone. The result is a firm, glittery toy with a near perfect mix of texture, size and shape. I didn't expect it to be an improvement over the sensations of Mr Softee, but it is.
beautiful, nice texture, quality material
base can be difficult to grasp when wet
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Published:October 07, 2010
tasticandy
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tasticandy
Better than the real thing
This item is definitely worth it. It has an amazingly realistic feel. Its nice to use when there is no man in the picture, because its just like the real thing.
Its a great shape, size, feel and look. It was fun to use both solo and with my partner.
Nothing could be improved upon.
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Published:October 06, 2010
 ♥ Amanda ♥
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♥ Amanda ♥
Pink, Glittery, Mmhmmness!
The Platinum Realistic Dildo is a new favorite. What's not to love? It is safe for my body, available in a natural color or sexy pink, silicone, textured, can be sterilized, and all around awesome!
Silicone, Body Safe, Textured, Color Choice, Size.
None.
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Published:September 29, 2010
Softskins veined reviews
Price: $10.99
 
 
 
 

Softskins veined

gunslinger1217
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gunslinger1217
Softskins Veined
If I hadn't gotten this toy with my edenpoints I would not have purchased this product. It seriously was a waste of points for us. In all honesty I would not recommend this toy to anyone.
good size
made from rubber feels sharp and pointy
Rating:
Published:June 11, 2013
Sodom and Gomorrah
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Sodom and Gomorrah
Large Rubber Circus Peanut
The Rubber Circus Peanut Candy oops, I mean the Softskins Vein toy wasn’t as realistic in look but rather in the feel of it. This Cal Exotics toy will do the job and is handy if you're on a budget. If you're not sensitive to strong smells go ahead and purchase it because the price is great.
Soft and Flexible 100% Waterproof
Bad Smell Porous Material
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Published:July 24, 2012
MamaDivine
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MamaDivine
One of my firsts-Good enough to still have it too!
This is an all around great buy. For what you get and the price, you cannot go wrong with this toy! and the overall size, shape and feel of this toy is great. I would recommend this to beginners and advanced users that desire a more life-like option that is firm, yet flexible and soft. This dildo holds up extremely well (has lasted me several years thus far).
Price, waterproof, design, texture, shape and size is just above average, great feel
porous, hard to keep clean, doesn't come with pouch or storage
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Published:May 15, 2012
IdyllWyld
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IdyllWyld
Come to mama!
This is a good one to pick up and try out if you are new to using a dildo and want to experience something new and different. For those that want some good solo playtime, then you should get this because you won't be disappointed!
Good for beginners, good balance of texture and smoothness
None that I can think of
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Published:July 05, 2011
dkalm26
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dkalm26
Not built like this anymore
With money tight nowadays you need to spend your money wisely. In my personal opinion this product is well worth the money.
Well built, great for beginners, cleans up well, great for beginners and experienced users.
The only negative I have is the smell, it's a dead give away.
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Published:February 13, 2010
Heartthrob
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Heartthrob
Lifelike for a Fraction of the Price
The Softskins veined dildo is the closest I've come to the real thing at a low price. The texture is surprisingly soft and velvety while retaining a natural amount of firmness. Even better is its large base which can be used as a comfortable handle for those who have a hard time grasping small objects.
Lifelike, soft, flexible yet firm.
Cannot be taken into the bath.
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Published:October 13, 2008
Mr. Limpy medium reviews
Price: $16.95
 
 
 
 

Mr. Limpy medium

LuckyLady
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LuckyLady
Almost the Real Thing
Out of sheer curiousity I decided to get this item. It's super plush and squishy but looks and feels almost like the real thing. This would be a good quality packing dildo for anyone who wishes to add or increase the look of their package when clothed.
* realistic * plush * flexible
* needs to be talc'd
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Published:June 08, 2013
ihavemagicpants
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ihavemagicpants
Finally have the man parts!
I feel comfortable wearing this every day and all day, even at home. I never get paranoia with it or anything. I highly recommend the Mr. Limpy products, but some people may want to go a little smaller. I love my Mr. Limpy.
Material is comfortable, fits well in jeans and underwear, all in all a great product
It is slightly heavy for the average harness, so you may need to buy a different style of harness
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Published:March 25, 2013
fizzygato
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fizzygato
King Kong Ding Dong
Do you seek a packer that has potential to affordably be converted into an STP or recoloring? Look no further! The Mr. Limpy Medium holds that potential, being made of cyberskin and large enough to house a medicine spoon, or other similar tubing. However, it can also be too big for a medicine spoon, your pants, your body, or other important places and difficult to clean.
Cheap, sizable bulge, proportional, veins
Cyberskin, delicate, too big, too pink
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Published:January 02, 2013
bluesmama
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bluesmama
Great for packing
There aren't many choices out there to compare it to others. But if you're into gender bending or are FTM trans and would like to pack your crotch with something other than a sock, this is an excellent upgrade to that.
Realistic
Loses silkiness after first use.
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Published:October 07, 2012
poisonedhearts
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poisonedhearts
The Wow Effect.
The Mr. Limpy will have you "Wow"-ing every time you see it, touch it, wear it or find a way to play with it.
-Squishy -Realistic-ish -No scent -Easy to clean
-Flat balls -Too pink -Almost too squishy
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Published:July 08, 2012
Liberalqueer
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Liberalqueer
Transman with a boner!
This packer is really great, and a packer is a packer for a transman! It looks realistic and it feels great even in your pants. However, the size is just too awkward.
realistic appearance, soft to the touch
too large
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Published:April 30, 2012
keepyourcorsetstight
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keepyourcorsetstight
Mr. Limpy is great for gender play
It's definitely worth it if you're a female assigned at birth person who wants to know what it feels like to have a dick.
Realistic look and feel Comfortable
Gets kind of sweaty
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Published:March 03, 2012
Josmoseph
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Josmoseph
Real to life...YUCK!
To sum it up I will give it a lower star value, but not because it is not all that it is promoted to be, just because well... I don't know what to do with it. Maybe if my wife had one too we could have Mr. Limpy weiner wars and slap each other with them. Oh well, sorry.
Really durable
Really goofy for a straight guy and gal
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Published:February 04, 2012
Snozzberries
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Snozzberries
Pinkie Winkie, Hot and Beefy
This holds a favorite spot in my panties. A very large, thick spot. Much easier to use than it looks, I was able to slip it into my underpants and adjust it minimally and have a packer that carried some weight to it. An almost obscene-looking amount of weight; you might get some long looks wearing this outside because it's not exactly subtle.
Looks thick and beefy in your underpants No need for a harness or special equipment
Large for a packer Would not fit my packing briefs without modification
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Published:January 11, 2012
Peggi
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Peggi
I can have a penis too, ya know!
Are you a woman who has always wanted a penis of her very own? Are you a man who has always wanted two penises of your very own? Are you into gender play? Are you a pre-op transgender man who wants a chance to enjoy another great aspect to life in the right shoes? If you said yes to any of these questions, Mr. Limpy is a guaranteed great purchase! With a realistic look and feel and different ways to use him, you won't walk away unsatisfied!
~Realistic look and feel ~Easy to use ~Comfortable ~Fun!
~Dust, lint, pet hair and fibers cling to this toy
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Published:January 07, 2012
Fleshlight Freaks Zombie dildo reviews
Price: $74.95
 
 
 
 

Fleshlight Freaks Zombie dildo

PropertyOfPotter
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PropertyOfPotter
The F*cking Dead!
Zombie is an amazing dildo for so many reasons. The attention to detail is incredible and the texture is amazing because of it. The silicone is nice and squishy while remaining firm enough to provide pressure where it really counts. While the size and texture won't work for everyone, it's a great treat to those who enjoy it.
- Size - Texture - Feel - Great Material - Unique
- Might Be Too Large For Some - Too Textured For Some - Might Gross People Out
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Published:June 08, 2013
travelnurse
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travelnurse
Riding the Zombie
This zombie is part of the fleshlight freaks line which I am coming to enjoy. He has great textures and has some girth to him. He may be too much for some but he doesn't disappoint me. Made from Silicone and easy to clean.
Looks Cool Silicone Fantasy Play
length may be too much for some
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Published:November 17, 2012
mama2007
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mama2007
Freak of a zombie dildo is right.
This dildo is a freaky looking one, and is very well detailed as it has veins and ball sack. The feel of it is different, but isn't slimy as it may look in pictures.
Nice feel to it. Great for advanced toy users. Has a flared base.
Price may be steep for some people. Maybe too large for some people.
 Dixiemomma
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Dixiemomma
Freaks Review Round 3: Radical Rotting Phallus
YAY! Shane got here finally!!! (Evil bastard, but one of Walking Dead's sexiest) I absolutely adore the look of this one! It’s so freaky fun, the texture is amazing and the look is awesome. The size is great as well, not too thick, but totally filling and long enough to easily hit bottom. I've really had a blast with this line of dildos; they are all such great quality and totally unique.
*Silicone *Textured *Super realistic *Wicked looking!!!
*Texture and Size Could Be Too Much For Some
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Published:November 03, 2012
sXeVegan90
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sXeVegan90
No Bullet To The Head Required.
Unless that bullet happens to be a vibrating cock ring. Now that kind of bullet will go straight to the head, in a good way. Are you into The Walking Dead? Do you have a fascination with all things zombie? Well then this Freak might be for you.
~Silicone ~Textured ~Slightly Squishy
~Texture may be too much for some. ~May not appeal to everyone. ~Tacky to the touch.
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Published:October 26, 2012
Sammi
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Sammi
The Dead Don't Just Walk
This Zombie isn’t after your brains! The Fleshlight Freaks Zombie cock is great for those who like thicker dildos with heavy texturing and long insertable length, and, of course, who like zombies. Created in muddy brown silicone with attention to every vein and rip, the Zombie is at the least an interesting dildo to add to your collection, and at the best a marvelously textured dildo that will have you screaming for more…in a good way.
Silicone, heavily textured, good size, amazing detailing, “realistic”.
Design is not for everyone.
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Published:October 16, 2012
O2 Mark reviews
Price: $79.99
 
 
 
 

O2 Mark

eri86
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eri86
Mark my words...
I find it hard to imagine a more perfect dildo. It's very filling, feels great to squeeze around, and I can change positions with it inside me.
Silicone Soft but firm Flexible Detail and design
Lint magnet
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Published:June 08, 2013
mdnght
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mdnght
Oh, Mark!
Mark is a pretty fantastic toy, overall. It's made of dual-density silicone, has a flared base for anal or harness play, and is not too big or too small--perfect for beginners and experienced toy users, alike! However, I'd recommend waiting for a sale to purchase this toy.
Harness-compatible, anal-safe, dual-density silicone, about the size of average penis, slight curve.
Weird marks on it, lots of drag, attracts a lot of lint, price.
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Published:May 26, 2013
lipstickkinks
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lipstickkinks
Mark rocked my socks
I would not recommend this toy for beginners due to its size, but otherwise it is a wonderful addition to any toy box. Mark is textured with veins, is realistic-looking with a penis head and is available in flesh tones. This dildo is harness compatible and easy to clean. Fun times are sure to ensue!
Realistic looking Textured with veins Harness compatible Easy to clean
Really big Not good for beginners
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Published:May 06, 2013
karenm
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karenm
Almost on the Mark (Besides the Firm Core)
The Mark is larger than my usual dildo size, so that took me some time to warm up to. But I love the amount of control I have with it. I can count on this toy to deliver orgasms and have also enjoyed using it anally, and if you are looking for a toy of this size with a firm core then I highly suggest it.
Soft, safe silicone, easy to clean, filling, compact, poor storage case.
Lint magnet, draggy, firm core.
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Published:March 28, 2013
married with children
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married with children
My wifes new favorite dildo
This is a great dildo. The price is a little high, but still lower then other realistic dildos. It is just a shame that we have found another dildo who's sizing is off on its product page. I would have loved for this to be the 1 3/8 inch diameter that it is stated to be. At least the wife likes it and will get some use out of it.
100% silicone, looks and feels real.
product page is off on the size.
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Published:March 10, 2013
XxFallenAngelxX
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XxFallenAngelxX
-My Affair With Mark-
If you are on the search for a luxury dildo that is very realistic, look no further than the O2 Mark. He can be used by beginners and for more advanced users. His flared base makes it safe to use anally and in harnesses. The premium silicone is one of the highest grade silicones on the market today. Mark has made me a believer of realistic dildos. I never knew how good they could feel.
-Realistic. -Soft. -Ultra premium Silicone.
-Some may not like that it's realistic. -Size queens may not like the size.
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Published:February 22, 2013
transboy
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transboy
Very Realistic and Totally Worth It
An excellent quality, highly realistic dildo which is very well suited for both solo and couple play. I haven't had many chances to play with it yet, but I look forward to using it for a long time to come!
Highly realistic design Dual layer silicone RodeoH harness compatible
Would be perfect if it had balls
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Published:December 12, 2012
HannahPanda
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HannahPanda
O2 Marks the Spot
Mark is that perfect in-between dildo that isn't too much of any one thing. Whether it's size, curvature, realism or texture, Mark is average in all departments and is one of the most realistic feeling dildos I own. Its dual-density core would pass just any squeeze test, and the quality just speaks for itself. This dildo pleases both aesthetically and during use and shows that average looks can be very deceiving.
Firm core, Anal safe, Quality silicone, Easy to sterilize, Harness compatible, Fairly realistic
Base is a bit too wide, Lint magnet
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Published:September 23, 2012
PepperPot
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PepperPot
Lust at First Sight
The moment I saw Mark, I knew I had to have him. His realistic styling and size reminded me of my very favorite real cock, and once I got my hands on Mark, I knew we'd be very happy together.
+ Life-like feel + Realistic size & appearance + Easy to clean + Hypoallergenic
- Very satisfying, but not quite the real thing
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Published:August 23, 2012
charletnarouh
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charletnarouh
Short on name, long on charm
A great dual density, semi-realistic, medical grade silicone dildo. It's easy to care for, body safe, non-porous. The size is right in the middle. It won't please size queens but may be too large for some. It's very versatile, safe for vaginal and anal use whether in hand or in an o-ring harness.
Dual density silicone is great! Easy to clean & sanitize Body safe Moderate size
Lint magnet
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Published:July 27, 2012
see3425
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see3425
Not-So-Average Mark
If you're on the border about Mark, take my advice and give him a chance. He isn't the biggest or thickest, but if you know how to use him, he'll get the job done and do it well.
Realistic, easy to clean, easy to store, perfect size, safe.
Not a lot of detail in design, if you're into that. Not very big, no good for size queens.
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Published:July 02, 2012
BreannaSparks
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BreannaSparks
Laugh Now Cry Later
I would recommend it to a friend because it is Tantus and their products are top quality. This model is jut too hard for me and the curve but a strain on my canal.
Feels great while using. Perfect length and girth!
Sore as hell the next day.
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Published:June 30, 2012
RedTeaGirl
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RedTeaGirl
Best Dildo I've Tried Yet
This is overall an excellent toy, specifically designed to feel realistic and made by a company with a reputation for high quality. Despite the price tag, this is the toy I recommend to almost anyone, from beginners to experienced toy users.
Realistic feel, high-quality material, perfect size for small or average users
Hair and dust magnet, too small for users who like larger toys, slightly rigid structure
GONE!
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GONE!
My Sweetheart, Mark
If a realistic dildo of average size that feels really real is what you're after, you couldn't do much better than this one, for use in a harness or by itself. It's on the expensive side, yes, but you get what you pay for and this toy combines the realism of cheaper, less body-safe toys made of various "___-skin" materials with the safety of silicone very well.
- Heavenly dual-density material - Quality construction - Approachable size
- A little bit too rigid.
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Published:February 01, 2012
Silverdrop
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Silverdrop
Mark - the average guy who rocks my world
I wasn't looking for a porn star when I selected the Tantus O2 Mark. What I got was the shy looking boy next door who is a tiger in the bedroom. I love Mark's feel, his size, his versatility, and being able to pretend that he's my very own cock. I have other silicone toys, and was skeptical that a silicone dildo could feel realistic, but Mark has made a believer out of me. He's my new best friend in the bedroom, and I can't wait to introduce him to my boyfriend!
Average size Extremely versatile Realistic dual-density feel 100% Silicone safety
Average size Cream color is unrealistic
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Published:December 28, 2011
P'Gell
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P'Gell
Mark, It's Not You, It's Me
Mark tried so hard. His silky skin, his squishy outer layer, his firmer inner core, all should have added up to a perfect experience. He looks fairly realistic, nice veins, not overdone. Real looking head. All with a great base for anal or harness use. He's a great toy, for those who enjoy a slightly smaller, thinner toy than an ungrateful Size Queen like me. He's a great guy. But, he didn't hit the spots for me. However, he does for many.
100% Silicone, firm inner core, soft skin, safe thick base, anal safe
attracts hair and debris like crazy, a bit too short and thin for me,
ToyBoy
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ToyBoy
The Best Man I've Ever Met!
Note that my review is based only on anal experience, and I am not an expert on the functionality in vaginal use. Beside that point, this is my far the best toy I have ever used. It is an average-sized, dual-density silicone toy made by Tantus. It has a soft head, which makes direct g-spot or p-spot stimulation difficult. Mark is realistic with out being over the top, and mostly smooth with slight veining. Its harness compatible with a wide base.
Perfect size, realistic, easy to clean, harness compatible, great material
Lint magnet, head a little too soft, no silicone lube
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Published:May 22, 2011
lexical
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lexical
On Your Mark, Get Set...Go!
If you're looking for an average-sized, realistic dildo, Mark is the one for you. Featuring a flared base for harness compatibility, this toy is safe, sexy, and highly versatile and can be used for anal, as well as vaginal insertions. As long as Mark holds up...I plan on never buying another realistic dildo. Ever. This one is sheer perfection.
Dual-density, subtly realistic feel, safe/high-quality material. Average size for a perfect fit!
Wait, there are cons? Where?
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Published:May 17, 2011
Polyserena
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Polyserena
Mark: my special friend
Mark is a very beautiful medium sized realistic looking toy that also has a realistic feel. The dual density silicone gives a yielding feel, but he also retains his shape without wobbling. The texture also gives a rather substantial internal feeling, so he feels bigger than he looks. Although the shape is not novel Mark is an extremely satisfying dildo.
Substantial in feel yet comfortable in use due to premium O2 silicone
indiscreet appearance
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Published:May 10, 2011
Annemarie
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Annemarie
Marky-Mark (aka Puck or Jose)
Tantus's O2 Mark may not be the quarterback of the team, but it certainly fits in my "tight end" like it was meant to be there. It's not huge, which is great for everyone but size queens, it's semi-realistic, feels amazing in use, and has only one very minor flaw. The Mark is an excellent, well-made toy, worthy of sharing your "field" and will keep you "running back" for more.
O2 silicone, non-huge size, realistic feel but only semi-realistic look, a good all-around guy.
Lint magnet, may be too short.
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Published:May 06, 2011
~LaUr3n~
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~LaUr3n~
My First Flesh Colored, Realistic Dildo
The Mark O2 is the most realistic looking dildo I own, and it totally is the most real feeling. It has an ingenious dual density shaft that really mimics a real, hard cock. I works well for vaginal penetration, but it did not provide g-spot stimulation. Anally, it also felt great, but due to the soft head, it can sometimes take a bit of patience too insert. The Mark O2 is one of my favorite dildos now!
Very realistic feel without a super realistic look, two density design, great color, wide base
Head is a bit too soft and not pronounced for g-spot stimulation, the mold is a bit off center?
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Published:March 27, 2011
 Alegria
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Alegria
Perfect Size, Shape, Everything.
This is an average-sized dildo that leaves a huge impression! It is the perfect size and shape for me; fills me up without hurting my cervix. Made of high-quality silicone with dual-densities, it feels just like the real thing. Easy to clean, which is good because no storage bag means it picks up quite a bit of lint.
Silicone, dual-density=extremely lifelike, not overly realistic, easy to clean.
Doesn't come with a storage bag, collects lint.
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Published:October 29, 2010
Safo Garcia
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Safo Garcia
A Realistic Delight for Goldilock's Everywhere
This realistic silicone dildo by Tantus is not too big and not too small, but "just right" enough to please even a demanding Goldilocks. It features a softer silicone on the outside, with a firm inner core, and an effectively ridged head and pronounced veining. Great for gender play also!
Realistic, effective shape and size.
Attracts lint and hair.
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Published:October 13, 2010
Echo handle reviews
Price: $62.99
 
 
 
 

Echo handle

TJtheMadHatter
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TJtheMadHatter
This fun, handled, dildo belongs in everyone's toy chest. The size was narrow for this size queen, but with the addition of a butt plug, it blew me away. Great to use alone, with or on a partner. It works well both vaginally and anally. The handle on this thing is so simple, yet hard to find. It sets this dildo apart from others.
The texture, the handle, the glossy finish on the dildo
May be too narrow for Size Queens or Kings
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Published:June 06, 2013
Lone star reviews
Price: $104.54 $122.99

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Lone star

Realistic dildos
Tofu
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Tofu
While not the star of my collection, Vixen's Lone Star is a welcome recurring character.
The Lone Star is a good dildo. No bells and whistles, nothing fancy, just a good, realistic dildo made of a great material. I would recommend it to anyone looking for a size upgrade, or a basic, go-to toy that'll stay on your list for years.
Realistic look, no odor, inner core makes it soft-but-rigid.
Fuzz collector, lack of curves/bends could be boring to some, screams for a suction cup.
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Published:June 06, 2013
 Tuesday
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Tuesday
So much like the real deal
Lone Star is by far the most realistic feeling dildo I've ever used. Its wonderfully soft, beautiful, is a generous size and feels truly incredible. But be prepared to spend more time taking care of it to preserve its wonderful qualities.
Silicone, deliciously soft, feels incredibly real.
Requires more care than other dildos.
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Published:January 19, 2010
Nashville
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Nashville
The cock that couldn't
While the Lone Star looks the part and the outer Vixskin material feels the part, the weight and the solid core keep it from completing it's quest of becoming the perfect realistic dildo out there.
The outer Vixskin material is realistically supple and soft.
The dildo is unrealistically solid and heavy.
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Published:July 21, 2008
Lady Andromeda
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Lady Andromeda
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This is completely worth buying! My boyfriend is FTM and as a couple we demand high quality products. This product met up to our standards in almost every way. It is really well made (unlike some other toys) and has held up to pretty frequent and rough use over more than two years!
can be easily cleaned, warms to body temp, size, texture, construction
color, lack of detail
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Published:April 11, 2008
Squirting Rocco Siffredi reviews
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Squirting Rocco Siffredi

joiedejouets
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joiedejouets
Rocco Siffredi's "Incredibly Realistic Squirting Dildo" is his less-charming PVC equivalent. While it is a very handsome realistic dildo, it also oozes sketch, with its bacteria trap of a urethra (which acts as a vessel for whatever liquids you use). It's glossy, skin-like PVC, which boasts a faux "dual-density" claim. That said, if you're dead-set on a squirting dildo, and do not mind having a smelly dildo in your arsenal, this might be a great option for you. Otherwise, I'd definitely pass.
Realistic, Great Detail, Nice size
Smelly, Bad material, Easy to trap bacteria inside
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Published:June 03, 2013
puertorican88mamii
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puertorican88mamii
I would reccomend this toy to any one of my friends or anyone in general. It is a very fun toy to have and enjoy pleasing yourself with. It is worth it to me, at least. This toy is great for singles and couples that like to experience new things and have a little fun with their sex lives. This is an amazing product.
This toy is like a real man is inside you cumming. It is definitely an amazing toy to have.
I think that the balls should be a little bit bigger to be able to hold more liquids inside of it.
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Published:May 24, 2013
The amazing squirting cock reviews
Price: $54.99
 
 
 
 

The amazing squirting cock

transboy
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transboy
Room For Improvement
I'm not sure if I'll even bother keeping this toy--although I do like the size and appearance of it, the strong smell and fiddly ejaculation mechanism make me quite reluctant to persist with it. I was really excited to try an ejaculating dildo, but this one was frankly a bit disappointing.
Size Realistic appearance (albeit oddly shiny)
Unpleasant smell Fiddly pump mechanism
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Published:May 30, 2013
Tarheelturbo
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Tarheelturbo
A favorite
This toy comes out of the drawer as much as my go to anal dildo. It's just so much fun to add to sex, or even a hand job or blow job. Sucking on a cock while my girl sucks on mine is just a wonderful thing!
look, texture, shape
smell, cumming system could be improved
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Published:March 14, 2013
TessW
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TessW
When Dildos Attack
Did not live up to my expectations; I used this toy a few times when I first got it and have avoided it since then. The material is scratchy and uncomfortable in my throat, the loading of the syringe is a pain in the ass, and the size is just too big to be enjoyable, even for just oral.
Realistic looking, girthy, and if you need something that spurts, he will do that.
Too rigid for deep-throating, hard to clean, hard to wrangle tubing, and VERY big.
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Published:February 09, 2013
Miss Chemical
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Miss Chemical
Squirt, squirt!
This girthy, veiny cock with huge squishy balls is fun to play with and easy enough to clean. It's definitely worth a try if you've been wanting an ejaculating toy for awhile.
Actually looks real Plunger and squirt tube work great Feels awesome
Having to trim up the top part of the tube and tip of the plunger Smells terrible for awhile
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Published:December 28, 2012
PeaceToTheMiddleEast
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PeaceToTheMiddleEast
More Like No Squirt For Me
I was so excited on getting this toy I wanted to use it for camming. Well I got it and seen how big it was and that scared me a little bit. I waited to use it so I can save up and get some lube that looked like cum to use with it. All my hopes went down the drain the day I tried it out. It was not what I was expecting.
Realistic, Suction cup, Nice size
Material, Girthy, Lint magnet, Does not "cum" well
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Published:August 17, 2012
*Camoprincess*
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*Camoprincess*
Squirt the NON Squirting Dildo
For the realistic feel, this was an awesome dildo--I just prefer it to be on the thinner side of things. I am not sure if I would recommend Squirt to anyone, really, unless they were looking for a girthy realistic dildo, since they main reason I purchased him was for the "cumming" feature he had. I was disappointed when Squirt didn't live up to his name!
Realistic Texture
Material Lint/Hair Collector Girth (for some may be just right)
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Published:August 09, 2012
NikkiL
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NikkiL
Almost Awesome
This item is completely worth the purchase. The suction doesn't give too fast and the feel is extremely realistic. All you have to do is make a minor change with the pump and you will have lots of fun with this dildo.
No taste, Amazing feel, Looks Real
the pump doesn't work as well
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Published:June 23, 2012
romancebychristina
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romancebychristina
Squirt the realistic is realistic
I would buy this item again. I love the way it feels. It does feel very natural. I love the veins on it. The squirting aspect feels amazing. Some people said that it was hard to find something to use for the "semen" but I just use water and it works great. On the downside it smells and I've cleaned it a few times and it is not getting any better. Also the suction cup broke off it looked like it was just glued together. But, it still is worth it even without the base.
Very realistic. Love the squirting effect.
Smells funny
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Published:June 23, 2011
NicoleMarie
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NicoleMarie
The short squirt...with alot of beef
I think the item should be a bit cheaper than it is because the suction and squirt take down the value of the product.
Very thick and filling and feels very real inside you.
The suction cup on the bottom is not very good. The squirt is not very powerful.
sxjst4u69
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sxjst4u69
Great but takes time
Overall it was a great toy and i will enjoy using it for a looooong time. I hope you can enjoy it as much as me.
Nice and thick. Squirting was fun!
A little big for anal, the tube inside the tip
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Published:November 02, 2010
VenusFaery
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VenusFaery
Busted My Balls - Literally
While the design itself is an inspired idea, the actual product is disappointing. Poor quality and construction. I wouldn't recommend this product.
Unique function, nice size/shape.
Stinks, doesn't squirt properly, broke easily.
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Published:November 09, 2009
TitanMen Marco Blaze realistic cock reviews
Price: $66.99
 
 
 
 

TitanMen Marco Blaze realistic cock

Realistic dildos
Tofu
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Tofu
Blazing new (and bigger) trails with Marco....
Marco Blaze's Realistic Cock is excitingly big, arousing just to look at, and will stay up wherever you want him to. I highly recommend this to anyone who's using toys a bit smaller and looking for a size upgrade.
Very realistic, big, great suction cup.
Corona/foreskin is a bit rough, smell disagrees with some, likely TOO big for some.
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Published:May 29, 2013
toyplayxx17
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toyplayxx17
Feels just like the real thing!
I think the realistic features were SO sexy! The tip felt just like a real circumcised penis. I loved having my partner shove this toy in my butt hole from behind.
The realistic head
Could be a little thicker
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Published:February 25, 2013
skeeterlynn
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skeeterlynn
Cock-a-WOW!
If you are seeking that fabulous realistic feel and can handle the size and smell, this is a must have for your collection. Although not suggested for beginners, more advanced users will love this toy. Even beginners will love it after working your way up to its size.
Texture, Feel, Material, Suction Cup.
Size and Smell.
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Published:January 15, 2013
clarebear
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clarebear
Awesome product that feels very real!
This toy is well worth the price, because it is so well designed, by mother nature! I highly recommend it.
Dependable suction cup Realistic feel It's so darn handsome
Smells quite strong Leaves a bad taste in your mouth
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Published:December 11, 2012
highflyballer
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highflyballer
If life were this easy
This item was amazing. I totally recommend it for anyone. It was a great buy and worth every penny. It was easy to use and felt great every time.
Tasted great, good length and easy to clean.
a bit flimsy requires a lot of lube
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Published:September 24, 2011
Jul!a
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Jul!a
Finding Marco's Polo
If you can get past his smell, Marco Blaze will find a way to please you. No matter where you stick him, if you choose to stick him at all, this stud won't ever get tired of giving you pleasure.
Realistic design is actually realistic, Suction cup functions amazingly.
Marco smells pretty bad.
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Published:September 07, 2010
Johnny reviews
Price: $59.49 $69.99
 
 
 
 

Johnny

KrissyNovacaine
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KrissyNovacaine
Heeeeere's Johnny!
Johnny is an amazing silicone toy from Vixen. It's curved and flexible, so it will bend to anatomy comfortably which helps manage the girth that it brings. He is made from a soft silicone that will frustrate those that need firm pressure on g-spots. Overall, Johnny has a lot to offer, but he won't please everyone.
Silicone Flexible Girthy Realistic
May not be firm enough for some May be too girthy
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Published:May 29, 2013
thepaintedbird
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thepaintedbird
Oh Johnny!
From the moment I first added him to my wish list, I knew that Johnny would be a great investment. If you're looking for a nice, big toy that won't let you down, Johnny is your man!
Size, realistic detailing, 100% silicone, overall quality
no suction cup
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Published:March 13, 2013
 llellsee
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llellsee
Oh Glory Johnny!
Realistic, highly detailed and available in metallic purple; the large but manageable Johnny has made a friend in me. Whether you want girth, realism or both; Johnny was made to impress.
Vixen Silicone, realistic detailing, girthy but comfortable, harness compatible.
Will be too large for some.
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Published:January 12, 2013
comatose-kitty
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comatose-kitty
The sequel is not always best.
Although Johnny does have the disadvantage of not being soft, and thus not being too good for rough poundings, he makes up for it tenfold. Johnny's looks are gorgeous, his size magnificent, and his overall feel is just incredible. Even if you own Johnny VixSkin, the original is definitely worth a try. The sequel is not always best, but in this case, it's only because the original is just as good.
Gorgeous looks. Firm. Curve. Filling girth. Great size. Silicone. Feel.
May not be good for rough poundings.
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Published:December 06, 2012
biancajames
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biancajames
Johnny+Me 4-ever
This was my first silicone dildo that I purchased 6 years ago. It's still in fantastic condition, and I love it as much as the day I bought it. Johnny is a joy for those who love a long, thick cock with a bit of a curve!
Luscious size and girth, durable, realistic, great G-spot sensation.
May be too big for some people, difficult to clean "foreskin."
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Published:December 19, 2011
blindhindsight
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blindhindsight
Woah, Johnny: Girthy, Heavy, and Realistic (Oh My!)
Johnny is a fantastic toy for those experienced with penetration and comfortable with a realistic dildo. Johnny has made the men in my life jealous of his size, girth, and detail. He is appropriate for transmen and genderqueers looking for an almost passing cock. If you enjoy girth and realism, I would recommend Johnny. However, be sure you're aware how large Johnny is. If you have any doubts about your/your lovers' ability to receive this dildo, I would recommend downsizing.
Very realistic, nice weight, easy to clean, SpareParts Joque harness compatible.
Too much girth, Ridge gets caught on pubic bone, difficult to use in 3-prong harnesses.
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Published:December 17, 2011
Moriko
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Moriko
One 'boy toy' that will have you calling his name in your sleep!
This toy is definitely worth the money, I love my Johnny! If you are looking to try something a little bigger than what you have, or are looking for a toy that will be there with you for years, Johnny might be the one for you.
Easy to clean, store, and realistic
Large ridge on the head
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Published:November 04, 2011
 Owl Identified
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Owl Identified
Johnny Angel, How I Love Him
Johnny may be a cute and diminutive nickname, but there is nothing cutesy or little about this dildo. Clocking in at nearly 2 inches in girth, this is enough cock to give most size queens a run for their money. Beautifully made from quality materials, this sexy, durable toy is ideal for experienced users.
Non-porous, beautifully crafted, lifetime warranty with receipt, and durable
Too large for some, not compatible with all harnesses
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Published:August 03, 2010
byteme97
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byteme97
Absolutely almost perfect...
Worth every penny. This should be in every collection. Easy use, easy cleanup, safe, and overall just a plain wonderful toy.
Pure silicone, good size, good curve and texture.
Very pronounced head, very firm at the rim of the head.
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Published:March 03, 2010
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Review
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The slight curve of the Johnny hit my g-spot wonderfully. I felt so full and nice while using The Johnny. Not only was my g-spot being stimulated, but the rest of my cunt was stretched tightly around it and very happy.
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Published:November 06, 2007
Jimbo Jones
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Jimbo Jones
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Johnny is a spectacular 100% silicone realistic dildo from Vixen Creations. His stiffness in conjunction with his length, girth, and curve always keep my partner coming back for more. He's a little too big for my comfort anally, but other anal lovers might love his size there too. My partner is definitely glad he is in our collection.
100% silicone; Perfect length, girth, and curve for my partner
Too big for beginners; Vibration or suction cup would be nice
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Published:September 25, 2007
Big boy reviews
Price: $0.00
 
 
 
 

Big boy

froggygal91
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froggygal91
My Big Boy
I give this dildo two thumbs up. If you like bigger, more realistic dildos than this is definitely for you. I absolutely love it and would do it all over again if I had to.
Size Realistic
None
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Published:May 26, 2013
Happykitty
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Happykitty
Way TOO BIG Boy
Overall, this product was fun, and easy to use in order to spice it up in the bedroom. You will love the detail and be excited to use it once you take a look at the size of this big boy. The veins and shape of this toy will get you excited right away to jump in bed and have a little fun. I would wash it prior to use to get a little bit of the odor off and use plenty of lubrication to ease it in. Most importantly remember to have fun!
The Big Boy is extremely detailed prominent in the veins and shape.
The odor and size is a little much for my taste but with practice I could get used to it.
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Published:December 28, 2012
MegaMeggs
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MegaMeggs
Big, Enormous, Gigantic, Gargantuan Boy... hang on, I've got a few more..
Overall, this big boy was just that, a big, big boy, that I didn't get to put to much use due to its gigantic size. This is a toy that definitely needs some work up to.
Realistic, wonderful smell, great ridging.
Far too large, clumsy to hold on to.
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Published:February 06, 2011
Melissa221
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Melissa221
Big boy is one big toy
While this is a very large toy, it is very filling and as long as you can deal with the smell I would recommend it.
Flexibility of the material allows for easier penetration.
Smell of the material, size could be too much for some.
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Published:November 12, 2010
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Mystery Gift reviews
Price: $80.00
 
 
 
 

Mystery Gift

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froggygal91
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froggygal91
You never know what you might get and that's what makes this mystery gift awesome. You have so much anticipation and then you may actually get something that at any other time you may not could have afford.
Get a feeling of excitement and wonder. Free over $59
None
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Published:May 22, 2013
Hoss reviews
Price: $139.99
 
 
 
 

Hoss

Taylor
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Taylor
It's a Monster!
This is a good toy for those who are looking for something that will really test the limits of what their body can handle and is certainly not a toy for beginners. It is a body safe material with a realistic shape, and is probably the biggest toy that I have ever seen.
Silicone material, realistic shape, size (for some people)
Will be too big for most people
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Published:May 15, 2013
NY Toyfan
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NY Toyfan
The Bridge from Intermediate to Advanced Anal
The Hoss is definitely a challenge, but it is worth accepting the challenge if you are an intermediate user of anal toys and have been looking to move up to the next level. With patience, you will conquer the Hoss and will open up a world of anal exploration.
High quality silicone, smooth, perfect for making the leap to advanced
A very big head that may discourage you, don't put it in your carry-on bag.
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Published:November 28, 2012
Woman China
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Woman China
Least your eyes be bigger than your vagina....
The Hoss is indeed a VERY impressive toy. I cannot knock that one simple fact. If you are searching for a toy that will take a lot of time and patience and vaginal/anal training to take, this is the toy for you. It is not something I'd recommend though. Take a good look at a can of pepsi/coke, and if you think you can take that... then meet the Hoss!
HUGE!!!!! He's an impressive toy!
Ummm... he's huge?
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Published:February 15, 2012
ToyTimeTim
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ToyTimeTim
Mission impossible? Maybe, but it sure is fun trying!
As one of the two biggest dildo's that Eden has to offer, Hoss stands alone as far as quality and thus value. Tantus thought fit to use only the best silicone for Hoss, it has a matte finish that holds the onto the lube, has firmness while still being soft and somewhat supple, and will definitely provide the "stretch" and "full" sensations that only a toy of this size can...IF you can get it in.
High quality silicone, Tapered tip, Holds lube well, Stands on its own.
Hard to store, To big for my ass!
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Published:October 23, 2011
 Redboxbaby
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Redboxbaby
One Hosstacular Ride
If you think you are a size queen, the Hoss might be right up your alley. Playing with the Hoss could give new meaning to working out. Weighing in at 2 pounds, 13 ounces be prepared to gain some bicep and forearm muscles if you use this frequently.
100% silicone, provides amazing stretch, the balls are plenty big to grab hold of for thrusting.
The lack of packaging/storage, it is heavy!
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Published:July 05, 2011
V.T.T
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V.T.T
King of the dildos!
Hoss is a serious toy for hardcore fans of sizable toys. That, would be me! This toy is rugged and very well made, with a great texture and design. It is not a simple task, but play sessions with this toy are unforgettable and produce absurdly strong orgasms. Add in a wand vibe (a must) and I'm quite possibly the happiest girl in the world. For anyone who likes girth I would highly recommend this toy, seriously it is fabulous!
Body safe silicone, very high quality, sexy matte black, girth, stable base, durable, non-porous
Huge, seriously HUGE
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Published:November 21, 2010
Sammi
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Sammi
Save A Cowboy, Ride A Hoss!
Hoss is truly a massive toy, both in length and girth. Made of matte black silicone, it is impressive to look at but needs ample preparation and lubricant to use. The head detail may catch on insertion. I would recommend warming up with smaller toys to make using Hoss a more pleasurable experience.
Made of silicone, sturdy, large, stands upright.
May be too large for some, head detail can catch and make insertion painful.
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Published:March 08, 2010
Maria
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Maria
The Thoroughbred of Sin
Hoss is really great if you're in the market for a large toy--he looks great, feels nice, and is good for use in conjunction with other toys. Works for both partner and solo play.
Gently contoured, 100% silicone, looks good.
Very large toy, requires warm-up in most cases before use, hard to thrust with because of size.
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Published:October 17, 2008