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Jeff Stryker realistic cock reviews
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Jeff Stryker realistic cock

panaru
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panaru
hello big boy
The Cyberskin feels very nice, but is porous, so size queens who aren't looking to share, would enjoy the curve and texture of this toy.
-size -Cyberskin material feels life-like -balls (so many toys lack them)
-size -Cyberskin material is porous and should be used with condoms if sharing -suction cup stinks
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Published:April 26, 2014
Aiko Althea
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Aiko Althea
Jeff's Realistic Cock
This dildo is big, but not that big. I would have to say its not for beginners. It feels real, you can squish the balls. It comes with a free storage bag and an autographed photo of Jeff. The bag doesn't fit around the toy and it doesn't have a drawstring. This doesn't come with lube or even refreshing powder, which would have been a nice touch until someone could go and get some.
Big, feels real, balls squish, comes with storage bag, comes with a picture
storage bag too small, no lube, no refresh powder, might be too big for some
thesecretdrawer
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thesecretdrawer
MEATY!
Hubby- "I don't like using the suction cup, as it is weak and it will lose its grip easily. The size is great for seeing my wife get stretched. The wife has trouble using this by herself, so it's best used with someone else in control, which also adds excitement." Wifey- "This is an awesome cock. I love the girth and shape of this cock. Though a little high maintenance due to the material, it's worth it!"
Girth is FANTASTIC, curved shape helps gspot orgasms.
high maintenance
AmberM
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AmberM
Stryke me!
This really is a great toy, it is great for size queens wanting a big toy or the average user wanting to take it to the next level. I really recommend this product to anyone wanting some rough fun!
Size, moveable balls, realistic, soft.
Price.
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Published:December 04, 2011
 SydVicious
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SydVicious
Stryking Gold
You can't get more realistic than a toy molded from a real person. The Jeff Stryker dildo is a large toy with a strong suction cup for hands free play. It's slightly soft and squishy with squeezable balls.
Great size, feels very realistic. Perfect for size Queens and Kings.
Does not work with the Liberator Wing.
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Published:August 18, 2010
SexyySarah
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SexyySarah
My new BEST FRIEND!
This toy is so worth the money because it hits all the right places in your pussy you will be screaming for more and more and more, it too will be your new best friend!
The girth is just right and the realistically of this is awesome!
The vibrator and the size if you are small down there.
Noches latinas realistic cock reviews
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Noches latinas realistic cock

HappyOnLI
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HappyOnLI
Wow! As real as it can get!
This toy is perfect! The skin is soft, the length and width are perfect, it can be used in multiple locations, and, who knows, maybe we can graduate to pegging with it. Who knows what the future holds for this toy and our relationship? For the money we spent, we love it and, every night that we have sex, the Noches latinas realistic cock comes out and is only an arm's length away!
Not too hard, not too soft Perfect length As real as "real" can get
Material can get sticky/tacky in storage
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Published:April 19, 2014
Loriandhubby
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Loriandhubby
Hot Latin Nights
When looking for a realistic cock to play with, Doc Johnson’s Noches Latinas Realist Cock is sure to find a place in your toy box. Molded from an erect penis, this dildo is real in every way including veins and ripples. With its real head and hanging balls, you have a real experience in every aspect. Doc Johnson has paid attention to each and every detail to give this piece its real appearance.
Dual density realistic design, suction cup base, anti-bacterial formula.
May be a bit large for some users.
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Published:January 15, 2013
spiced
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spiced
8 inches of realistic cock. ¡Ay, caramba!
If you like large, VERY realistic toys and aren't sensitive to the smell of UR3, the Noches Latinas 8" Realistic Cock would be an excellent choice.
Incredible realistic look, detailing and texture. Large size. Surprisingly useful suction cup.
Strong smell. Some extra care required.
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Published:November 21, 2012
 PassionQT
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PassionQT
Oh-La-La-Latin!
I've owned many realistic-looking cocks, but the Noches Latinas from Doc Johnson is the most realistic one I've played with and the hold of the suction cup base is stronger than many others I've tried. Its fleshy UR3 material feels like soft skin and the blue veins appear as if this cock is really pumped full of blood and ready to go.
Very realistic, soft, ideal size, suction cup base, storage bag included.
Smell; skin-like, therefore could tear.
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Published:November 16, 2012
 Freyja9
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Freyja9
More Latin Nights in my Future...
I love this toy and would definitely buy it again. The size and feel of it is great. I have never owned a realistic toy before, but now I see what I've been missing out on.
Realistic texture, Balls to grip onto, Suction Cup Base, Large size
Slight odor/taste
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Published:October 09, 2012
eeep
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eeep
Latin Nights 8"
This toy has both good and bad points, and if the cons are not deal-breakers for you it is worth a try. The biggest con for me was the smell, if that eventually goes away completely I will be satisfied with this toy. I was very happy with how well the suction worked for this being such a large toy, and with how flexible and bouncy it is.
Realistic looking and feeling, soft, good suction, flexible
Smell, porous material, water-based lube only, not for beginners, high-maintenance
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Published:January 13, 2012
JewelsAndB
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JewelsAndB
Living la vita loca with the ultra realistic Latin Nights
Whether you have been looking for a Latin Lover with the staying power of an Adonis statue or you just want one of the most realistic dildos on the market, the Latin Nights 6" realistic cock is the product for your. With a look and feel that is so real, you might just forget it is only a toy.
UR3 is truly Ultra Realistic Size is Just Right
UR3 is difficult to clean and impossible to disinfect.
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Published:December 26, 2011
GonetoLovehoney
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GonetoLovehoney
Caramelized Cock.
Looking for something realistic? Well, this certainly covers your bases short of being able to ejaculate and twitch. It's more demanding than a real cock though, in terms of cleanup. I don't mind the extra effort needed for maintaining an interesting toy.
Soft, flexible, can be used for gender play, once warmed up, it feels exactly like a real penis.
Porous, only water based lubes are compatible, strong candy smell.
Jeff Stryker cock UR3 reviews
Price: $63.99
 
 
 
 

Jeff Stryker cock UR3

Saahren
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Saahren
If It Fits, I Sits
If you love being stretched and feeling amazingly full, this guy is for you. His texture is amazing and soft but still firm and very realistic.
Very big (for people wanting that), soft to the point of silk when slicked up.
Weak suction cup.
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Published:February 18, 2014
toy-boy
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toy-boy
Nice thick and squishy.
All in all, this is a great toy. One of my faves. I recommend this toy for couples singles and just about anybody seeking a bigger experience.
The shape and the size, It slides in and fills you up perfectly. Suction cup.
Smell, over the years the seam at the base of the balls might detach.
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Published:March 11, 2013
sterculius
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sterculius
I really LOVE this cock!!!
This is the perfect toy for a deepthroat cocksucking size queen like myself! And it also works well for strap-on pegging.
I like it because of its size and realistic skin
It needs maintenance
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Published:November 27, 2012
supersketchmachine
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supersketchmachine
My, my, my! The size of this guy!
Overall, I would recommend this toy to any guy or gal that likes a nice large, curved, and swelling shaft. It is one of my favorite toys, and it gets pulled out of the box on occasions when I'm feeling very aggressive and hungry (which lately, is more often than not). I love to use it solo or get pounded with it by my husband. I tend to have very deep and powerful orgasms with it. If you like some girth and length, seriously consider this guy.
The Shape, The Size, The Feel, what's not to love?
I guess the slight smell? Some may find the material to be a problem.
 Buttercup Green
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Buttercup Green
Holy Shazaam Stryker.
Jeff Stryker. The simple name sends shivers down my spine, but unfortunately I have not been able to insert him. He is super huge, but I thought the giving material would make it feel smaller. Boy was I wrong! If you are a Size Queen or King who doesn't mind the higher maintenance of UR3 materials, then this would make the perfect bed partner for you. With a super realistic look and feel, all you need to do is close your eyes and let the good times begin.
Suction cups works very well on dry surfaces, Realistic design and feel, Storage bag!, Large
Too large for some (me), Porous material, Smell may bother some, Suction cup sucks in shower
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Published:July 09, 2012
YoungCouple
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YoungCouple
I know you think you can't take it, but you can. And you SHOULD!
This is worth it, even if you are not a size queen this is a size that most women can eventually take. If you take account the curve, and easy entry head, this thing can get anyone off. The extra care of UR3 is well worth the purchase. This thing comes out twice a week.
Realistic feel, Awesome Shape, and Just plain size make Jeff a staple in the toy box.
Care, size, packaging, and cleanliness take away from this toy.
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Published:July 06, 2012
Sassy Sex Vixen
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Sassy Sex Vixen
Get Stuffed
This is a fantastically big toy that really does the trick. Just beware that it really is big! I highly recommend that everyone have this toy in their toy chest!
The length, the thickness, the shape, the balls, absolutely everything!
Nothing realy, just takes some getting used to.
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Published:April 18, 2012
Shellz31
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Shellz31
There's No Stryking Out With Jeff!
Hear ye, hear ye! This is an announcement for all the size queens and kings out there. Are you tired of slim to average dildos that just never seem to fill those deep aching gaps? Jeff is here to help satisfy those urges with both his mighty length and girth.
~ Skin feeling ~ Suction cap ~ Girthy for size queens/kings ~ Realistic
~ Porous ~ Too large for some
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Published:July 27, 2011
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ponderous1
This Bigger is Way Better
Needless to say, if I could only take only one dildo with me to a desert island it would be the Jeff Stryker UR3 without hesitation.
Material & size are perfect. Just stiff enough to penetrate with enough flex to feel realistic.
It picks up lint fairly easily. While it does have a smell I don't think it detracts
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Published:June 08, 2011
SexDirector
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SexDirector
Oh Mama, Can This Really be the End?
We like the Doc Johnson Locking Harness and I've modified a couple dildos (drilled holes) to adapt them, this one was a little tricky. O-Rings will work but it may tear if you get a little overly energetic!Of course I can't speak to vaginal penetration! From an "Role Reversed, Belly-Down, Ass-Up, Take It Like The Bitch You Are" point of view Jeff's Replica is the Be All/End All!
For a "Huge Toy" it is well designed and well balanced. Softer than other larde dildos
This product does have a slightly offensive smell. It require extensive cleaning and protection
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Published:August 23, 2010
HCNLC
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HCNLC
It's turned my wife into a Stryker slut
For pure sexual enjoyment, my wife loves this toy. If your woman likes it a little on the big (particularly thick) side, she'll love it too.
The shape is perfect for a large cock, and the material is perfectly lifelike.
Maintenance requires the use of talc, and your woman is likely to get hooked on it.
Enigma
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Enigma
Open wide and say OMG!
If you've never tried UR3 and you like playing with larger toys Jeff is a must have! In my opinion this dildo is absolutely perfect. The size is just right (coming from a size queen) and the UR3 is amazing. You won’t regret buying this dildo!
*Perfect balance of soft and firm. *Harness compatible. *Perfect for those craving size.
*Having to use powder on the toy. *Suction cup doesn't hold. *Pink color on the head fades.
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Published:November 03, 2008
Cosmic Lioness
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Cosmic Lioness
Delicious Cock
I can't say enough good things about this dildo. The girth, length, shape, and material is a perfect fit and feel. I think it's such a great item, I bought one for my sister-in-law as a gift. I can only hope to find one like it attached to a real live male in the future!
Lovely shape, satisfying size, great material.
NONE!
Dark Gracie
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Dark Gracie
Read entire review
I will never forget pressing the head to my entrance and feeling the coldness of it, but realizing how warm and real it started to feel as I pushed it inside of me...I love, love, love this toy.
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Published:May 29, 2007
Lover toy 4 reviews
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Lover toy 4

Kitty LaRue
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Kitty LaRue
This toy is your run of the mill dildo with a twist: the large girth makes it much more interesting and challenging to take on. However, if you're a size queen (or king!) looking for a new challenge, this just may be the perfect fit for you.
Large, fulfilling, and challenging, this toy will take you to your limits.
Large, challenging, and quite firm, this toy might be too much for some.
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Published:January 01, 2014
Starlight Requiem
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Starlight Requiem
Advanced players who are looking for that extra oomph may enjoy this item. It may be too big for most, but those that can handle it are sure to love the feel of it opening them up in new ways of pleasure. It can be a bit too slippery if you aren't careful, but that can also make for a very fun ride.
*Realistic Feel *Sure to please those who like it thick
*Too thick for beginners
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Published:October 09, 2013
Realistic cock junior reviews
Price: $42.99
 
 
 
 

Realistic cock junior

B-town Man
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B-town Man
Bringing out the Big Boys
We really like this "junior" toy. With a toy of this girth, plenty of warm-up and lots of your favorite lube are required. It's not a toy she uses for solo play, as it can be harder to control, but she loves to be "taken" by me with it.
Big enough for fill her up fun Suction cup holds it where you put it
Rubber can't be fully sanitized
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Published:November 25, 2013
pixiedustVixen
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pixiedustVixen
REALISTIC YES!!! Move over Boyfriend!
I love this product. It's my new proverbial boyfriend when my other half is not available. It provides a great work out that feels amazing. It fills you up even though it's a junior size. Don't let that fool you! I recommend everyone who loves to be penetrated to get this toy and try it for yourself and tell me it wasn't a good time! I fell in love and hopefully you will too. It's not at all disappointing!
large goes deep light odor easy to clean
doesn't come with storage
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Published:May 13, 2013
synj66
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synj66
First Time With Shower Play/Insertables and Loving It!
Overall, I am quite satisfied with my first purchase of this realistic dildo. The suction cup was the feature that drew me in. I like it best for shower and solo play. The biggest drawback is the material. I probably will not purchase another rubber toy but will look for a silicone toy like the O2 series. I do not regret my purchase at all and if you are a beginner looking to get into realistic dildos, I would recommend this toy if you are willing to keep up with the care and maintenance.
realistic, suction cup, size
material, hard to clean, collects lint and hair
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Published:April 17, 2013
gigles13
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gigles13
Good for a beginner
Overall, this is a good beginner toy -- at least for us, it was. It isn't too small, or too large. There is no smell, and it looks realistic. If you take care of the toy properly, it will last for a long time.
No odor, realistic, suction cup
Stinging
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Published:August 11, 2012
ReadmyLips
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ReadmyLips
World rockin orgasms
This dildo is priced just right and will last you for a long time to come for you alone or with a partner to enjoy. Its every bit worth buying and will be sure to make you orgasm every time.
This dildo is a perfect size for all to enjoy. The suction cup base is so handy.
I think it should have package to store it. The suction cup could be a little stronger.
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comatose-kitty
...you sure it's fake?
This is an amazing product, I would have preferred an extra inch or 2 in length on the shaft, but for those who know this is the perfect size for them, I strongly recommend buying it and rushing it to your house ASAP. I loved it and I'm sure you will too.
SO real, veins feel amazing, no strong stench, free storage pouch, great packaging.
Just a tad too short for me.
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Published:April 20, 2012
Do0mAid
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Do0mAid
"Junior" gave me a good time!
This item is definitely a good buy, if you're looking for a just above average size dildo and enjoy some good texture on your toy. I climax every time I use it, and look forward to using it each time!
prominent head, veining, suction cup
lint collector, porous, rubber
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Published:July 31, 2011
R.
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R.
Pretty Big for a Junior!
Not a toy for the beginner (or the faint of heart), but the perfect stepping stone into the "big" toys.
Well made toy, with a great suction cup for realistic play!
A bit large for everyday use - it would be nice to see a model of this product slightly smaller.
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Published:January 20, 2011
Kinky Skier
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Kinky Skier
The Realistic Cock (Not So) Junior Review
The Realistic Cock (Not So) Junior is a great toy for size queens and people interested in adding another penis to their household. The smell is pretty strong, but realism and an added suction cup make up for it. It ended up being too big for me, but just playing with it in the shower was enough to get me off. Recommended.
thick, realistic, suction cup, thick, three colors, thick
too thick for me, high maintenance, smells bad, tastes bad
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Published:December 07, 2010
LesbianLove
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LesbianLove
Mr. Perfect.
Over all, it's a great product. Doesn't hurt her with the initial entry, whenever I wear it around the house. it's an instant turn on for her. So, it's been doing wonders for her, obviously. She says it's the perfect size, it's just big enough for it to hurt just right. She orgasms every single time we use it.
Perfect length, perfect girth, easy for the initial entry.
The color is so weird.
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Published:September 27, 2009
corypark
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corypark
Amazing feel!
This dildo feels and looks like a real cock, and if you close your eyes and imagine a guy beneath you, you can almost feel that you are riding a real cock.
Felt like a real cock. Looked like a real cock.
The suction cup could be improved.
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Published:April 08, 2009
Shane Diesel realistic cock reviews
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Shane Diesel realistic cock

Itthings
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Itthings
Big, Bold and VERY smelly
If you can get over the smell, then you will likely have many hours of pleasurable play time with this toy.
Life-like appearance Large size (for that full, stretched feeling)
Smell Large size (for those who can't handle it)
barnhartmd051977
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barnhartmd051977
Diesel Power
This is the number one dildo in my wife's toy box. It brings her to multiple orgasms and it is used all the time. She is in love with this thing...I may have to move in with the dogs!
Size, Shape, Realistic, Orgasm Central
Smell
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Published:January 02, 2012
Sammi
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Sammi
Regular or Unleaded? How About Diesel?
If you’ve never tried Diesel, you should. Shane Diesel’s Cock is a replica of the porn star’s massive member and is sure to please with its detailing and size. The suction cup is strong and holds it well to smooth surfaces like the shower. The one drawback it has is the scent of the UR3 material, which can be overpowering but is masked somewhat by lube.
Nice size and length, great feeling, suction cup holds well.
Strong smell.
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Published:December 21, 2010
Phoenix713
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Phoenix713
The Cock Was TOO BIG!
I must say, that in realistic qualities, this cock is a beautiful example. The suction cup base is perfect for shower use, and since it's waterproof, it can be used anywhere. However; this really is a cock for queen sized users, and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone unless they are REALLY seasoned and advanced. Don't take on this cock unless you are SURE you are prepared. You might regret that you ever bought it.
Realistic, Easy to Clean, Suction Cup Base, Phthalates Free
Too Big For Most Users, Moderately Strong Rubbery Jello-y Smell
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Published:December 13, 2010
Waterfall
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Waterfall
Shane, you must hear this a lot but you are HUGE!
This huge, realistic UR3 dildo is a replica of Shane Diesel's cock that may shock even the most advanced users. It is best for those who know they enjoy larger toys or for those who enjoy a challenge. Overall this toy was too large for me to enjoy as much as I had hoped, but it does provide a very full feeling that is nice (every once in a while) with clitoral stimulation.
Provides feeling of fullness; Looks very real
Very large; Material requires a lot of care
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Published:December 11, 2010
Double penetration dildo reviews
Price: $20.99
 
 
 
 

Double penetration dildo

moresunshine
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moresunshine
Freaky Looking, but Does Not Disappoint
Very nice dildo; interesting design and very lifelike. Simulates either dual penetration or sex with three partners. She had always fantasized about dual penetration, but was not something that we wanted to involve other partners.
Nice design, Lifelike
Small dildo a little flimsy, Wish there were different sizes
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Published:November 13, 2013
sweetface13
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sweetface13
Leaving a lot to be desired
I got bored with this toy. I wanted a realistic experience, and the part that is supposed to be inserted anally is just way too small. I like the "veininess", but this takes too much work. If you want to work for an orgasm, sure, go ahead and buy it. But this was not terribly exciting.
Great price
Too much work, not a great size
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Published:September 11, 2013
amorestcaecus
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amorestcaecus
Floppy Penis
This was just okay for me. It wasn't bad, but it was not great either. I mostly use the anal dong. If you are a new toy user, you will probably love this.
great for beginners, perfect for anal play, flexible, easy clean up
small for experienced toy users, might be too flexible for some
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Published:July 06, 2013
BellaMaria27
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BellaMaria27
Looks Great And That Is About It
Overall, I would not recommend this product to anyone only because the anal dildo is very flimsy and hard to complete a double penetration.
Realistic Feel Inexpensive Easy to clean
Anal dildo too flimsy for tight penetration Strong odor
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Published:February 10, 2013
Crystal jellies ballsy cock reviews
Price: $21.99
 
 
 
 

Crystal jellies ballsy cock

Lisa1234
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Lisa1234
Not for a Beginner
It is definitely worth the money I paid for it. I read the reviews and knew about others complaints about the smell, but it didn't alter my want for this and I would recommend it to the next interested party.
Large, veins add to sensations, realistic
Smell, tastes like an unflavored condom
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Published:October 27, 2013
Chilie
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Chilie
Decidedly Does NOT Get Better With Age!
Great going out of the gate, but unsafe materials and yellowing left it broken down far before the finish line.
Excellent size, great texture
Unsafe materials, yellowing material, stinging sensation
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Published:July 19, 2013
blitzen
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blitzen
Great size, great design... not-so-great material
If the material's safety and smell aren't deal-breakers for you, you'll love this large, realistically shaped dildo. It's sizable enough to please beginners and more experienced users, and features a sturdy suction cup that can double as a place to secure this toy to a harness. This cock is bendable and slightly squishy, but rigid enough to hit all your good spots.
Size, firmness, suction cup is strong and useful
Unsafe material, smelly, picks up lint
SassyCat45
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SassyCat45
Size Does Count
It's meaty & long and has served me well. Very well, so well that I don't even remember that it smells kind of like a brand new pool toy or a new plastic toy. I was not disappointed with the Crystal Jellies Ballsy Cock.
Length Girth Easy to Clean Realistic Looking
Odor (very noticable) Heavy
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Published:June 25, 2013
SydneyScreams
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SydneyScreams
You'd Have to be Ballsy to Try
Overall, the Ballsy Cock is a fun colored realistic dildo. The smell is awful, though, and stays awful even after several washes.
Color Girth (for some)
Smell Girth (for some)
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Published:June 09, 2013
MollyS218
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MollyS218
Crystal Paradise
This is a great toy for beginners to intermediate users. It gives you a full feeling just like the real thing, and can be used either as a couple or as a solo act.
Soft yet firm, and realistic
Slightly uncomfortable if not lubed properly
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Published:March 06, 2013
BabyGirl25
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BabyGirl25
I should have listened to the other reviews.
Basically, if I had listened to the other reviews that said it was pretty big, then I may not have ordered this particular toy. But I'm also glad that I didn't listen because I was able to get used to it and in the end it was quite a lot of fun.
Comfort and shape, suction cup feature, color
Suction cup could be stronger, was larger than expected
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Published:January 09, 2013
CarolCarol
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CarolCarol
Could Be Better
This toy can be very fulfilling to the user, and it's thick/large enough for a good ride. It's clear, realistic, and appealing, but the strong smell could be a problem. It is still worth a try.
A good "filled" feeling, great suction cup
Strong smell, size
RebelRebelJen
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RebelRebelJen
Not for the faint of heart
As much as I enjoyed this toy, it was a bit larger than I had hoped for. Still, I would recommend this to most people (except beginners).
Realistic feel Excellent suction cup
Larger than expected Strong odor
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Published:January 05, 2013
Kismet
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Kismet
Stiff!
Sadly I will not be pulling this out of my toy chest very often. For a toy of this size, the stiffness is a cause for discomfort and I was not able to utilize the suction cup.
Good upgrade from 1.5" diameter. Aesthetically appealing color. Good texture.
Sub-optimal suction cup. Material too stiff for a toy of this size. Strong plastic smell. Heavy.
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Published:October 06, 2012
Brunn
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Brunn
Ballsy Cock Packs a Punch!
I would highly suggest this toy to anyone looking for a girthy toy with a detailed realistic sculpt. The suction cup works amazingly well and the toy stays where you put it. While it does need a bit of lube to be used comfortably due to it's slightly tacky texture and may be apt to pick up fuzz and lint, all in all, it's a great ride!
Great size and shape, very girthy, suction cup is fantastic, sculpting is gorgeous.
Fairly strong rubbery/perfumey smell, not a good size for beginners, weighs about a pound.
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Published:September 12, 2012
twistedheartsx
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twistedheartsx
Realistic & Thick... good mixture!
The Crystal Jellies Ballsy Cock is an awesomely filling toy, feels awesome, and is a great price! Bang for your buck ;)
Filling, hands-free, very realistic, easy to use, awesome price!
Smell may bother some.
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Published:September 11, 2012
ReadmyLips
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ReadmyLips
Ballsy and Satisfying
If you want a great toy that can give you pleasure many different ways this is a perfect choice. The suction cup base allows you to stick it just about anywhere for a little fun and spice in your life. Use it in the shower or stick it onto a chair and get busy pleasing yourself. Easy to clean just add some water and mild soap. You and your partner will have tons of fun using this toy.
Great size for anyone to use and strong suction base.
Has a strong plasic smell and no storage case.
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Published:July 18, 2012
MichelleHotel
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MichelleHotel
This toy is great!
It's totally satisfying. It's the largest toy I own, and it's just a great size. Length and girth are perfect for me. I like everything about this toy, except the scent. Not too bad and easily overlooked, but might annoy some people who are picky about it.
great size, suction cup, hands-free, o-ring harness compatible, cool color, oral practice
light smell, a little sticky, use lots of lube
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Published:June 29, 2012
Raevynn
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Raevynn
Almost perfect.
This toy is above average in size; the feel is great and the texture and 'give' this toy provides will have you on cloud 9 for hours. However, the scent is unpleasant after some time and quite strong.
Texture, girth.
Scent, oil-like build up after prolonged use.
Toy Fiend
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Toy Fiend
Great Toy for Beginners or Advanced Users
This would make a great toy for the experienced and inexperienced collector. I find that this item is well worth the money considering it has outlived some of my more expensive items. I would recommend it in a heartbeat to any user.
Easy to care for, great size and shape, versatile
Sticky nature of material, sight, smell
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Published:January 23, 2012
Gimme More
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Gimme More
Very, Very Nice!
I love this toy and definitely plan on buying another one when my current one needs to be retired. It pleases me very well and also makes for added fun with its suction cup!
feels great, suction cup
strong odor
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Published:November 21, 2011
The-Great-Blight
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The-Great-Blight
Good for a while
It's a good general dildo with great texture and versatility. Just be wary that it will discolor and look sickly.
Large, textures, suction cup for a versatility.
The material sucks, too big for beginners.
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Published:October 26, 2011
haley730
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haley730
Realistic Dildo with Balls
I recommend this dildo to beginners and advanced users. It is a nice suction cup dildo, definitely worth the price. But the only thing is that it has a very strong smell.
Feels realistic/ Nice texture/ Suction cup/ Perfect for harness/ Take it in the shower/bath
Very smelly/ sometimes it slips off when suction cup is slippery
Obeahmon
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Obeahmon
Larger than life, at least mine anyways
This toy has been a wonderful addition to our collection. We have used it in several different situations and found it performs well in all of them. Size, design, price...this toy has many attractive features. The most of which is hearing your partner experience the many pleasures it has to offer.
Big enough to please, strong suction cup, harness compatible.
Scent can spread to objects stored nearby.
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Published:July 17, 2011
catgirl9
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catgirl9
Love the ballsy!
For about $20, you can't go wrong! The balls are awesome and the sil-a-gel offers a semi-realistic feel. Decent weight, easy clean-up, nice pink color. The suction cup makes grinding on this thing sooooo fun!
size, easy clean-up, suction cup, realistic, textured
suction cup could be stronger
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Published:May 25, 2011
bobo for life
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bobo for life
Wife Likes It
My wife is training herself with this dildo. Sex with her is awesome now because she is able to warm herself up! It is a great toy!
Realistic, Good size, Great suction cup
This toy is great, and we have found no cons yet!
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Published:March 31, 2011
noofbat
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noofbat
Great all around dildo!
This is a great toy for the money. Its suction cup performs well. The material feels good. And it is a good all around performer.
Good value, good size, suction cup
Cheap packaging, semi-porous material
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Published:December 24, 2010
Kandidreams
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Kandidreams
Ballsy is Right on Track
The little dildo was definitely worth the money. Not only was it pleasing to the eye but it was exceptionally pleasing vaginally as well! For any user that is looking for a dildo for shower or tub use, this is definitely the one to go for.
Suction cup base, texture, realistic.
Make more of a use for the balls.
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Published:December 15, 2010
Mr. F
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Mr. F
Get Some Balls, and Grab this Cock
Though basic and seemingly ordinary, this is a toy you will keep coming back to even instead of more sophisticated, more expensive dildos. If I had to give this toy a nickname, it would probably be "Old Reliable," "Trusty," or maybe "Daniel." It is a cock in the truest sense of the word-simple, practical, and one hell of a fun ride.
Low cost, Practical, Fun colors, Good quality, Detailed, Long Lasting.
Slightly unsafe material, Dust magnet, Mild smell.
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Published:December 11, 2010
longlegs
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longlegs
Need Replacing Soon!
If you use a little imagination this toy can be very versatile and fun. I am so glad I tried this dildo, and you will be too. Something about the size and shape that is just perfect, I love it! Even with the slight odor. What more can I rave about it!!
The girth and length plus the realistic feel when using. Also easy clean up.
The smell is the only turn off. Its the only thing I don't like.
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Published:October 14, 2010
Arren
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Arren
I'm speechless and drooling and it smells like gummy bears.
You will more than likely love everything about this cock. It's damn near perfect. Be wary of the size though if you are very sensitive or small as this is a fairly large toy.
Texture, size, and smells like gummy bears
A bit sticky, smells like gummy bears.
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Published:August 19, 2010
meaganrose5
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meaganrose5
Crystal Clearly Yours
The performance of this toy completely makes up for it's odd smell. Although it doesn't have any vibrating bells and whistles, it still leaves an impression and is a fantastic addition to anyone's collection. It is most definitely worth buying, as the price won't leave your wallet empty. It's my new favorite toy!
Allows for a hands free experience, sturdy suction cup feature, great work out.
The odor.
Somebodyspankme
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Somebodyspankme
WOW!!
This is a FABULOUS toy to add to your collection! The price won't break your wallet and you're sure to get every penny's worth!! The size is a little intimidating upon first sight, but you're going to love every single inch!!
Very easy to clean, texture adds to the overall pleasure!
Suction slips a little until you get it into place. But once it "catches" it stays put!!
Gardenvy
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Gardenvy
Crystal Jellies Ballsy Cock.. hold on for the ride!
I feel after my few months owning this product, that since the suction slips and I'd enjoy longer length, I am going to rate this product a four star rating. Great product!
Size, girth, pretty color yet realistic looking.
Suction cup could be stronger for shower use.
boxerakclover69
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boxerakclover69
WOW!!
It is DEFINITELY worth the price!! The size is perfect and is a nice fit! Don't let the size intimidate you! You obviously thought enough to purchase it...go ahead, jump on...take it for a ride. You WON'T be disappointed!!
I think anyone from beginner to the experienced can use and enjoy this toy.
Again, the smell is bad. Not overpowering...but once it's washed, it's not so bad!
 SydVicious
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SydVicious
This big rig can drive down my highway anytime!
This is a wonderful addition to any toy box. It's a good product at a great price. You will enjoy it alone or with a partner. Just be sure clean and store it properly to keep yourself safe.
Perfect size and color, waterproof and hands free.
Smelly at first.
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Published:February 23, 2010
dbates
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dbates
Pretty and pink pleaser
Overall this was a fantastic find. The toy was very cheap and performed better than expected. The size and shape was perfect. Even beginning couples would enjoy this. I loved how easy it was to clean up and put away. Just wash this really well after you get it and you won't notice the smell that much.
Realistic cock appearance and texture. Just right size. Pretty pink color.
The smell is a bit strong at first.
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Published:February 04, 2010
Tiffany1229
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Tiffany1229
Nice little cock!
Great little dildo for people who love the suction cup feature. It's definitely a great toy and well worth the money!
Looks, suction cup.
Smell
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Published:October 24, 2009
PerpetuallyWanting
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PerpetuallyWanting
Crystal Jellies Ballsy Cock - My Spare Boyfriend
This big guy may not be all that fancy, but he certainly won't disappoint! It'll stick to any flat surface and hangs tight through even the wildest rides, leaving your hands free to do whatever else you please.
Waterproof. Hands-free. Sturdy, but flexible.
Material attracts dust/lint. Some issues w/specific surfaces.
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Published:March 02, 2009
livingdeadgirl
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livingdeadgirl
Ballsy is right!
This Ballsy Cock may not have any of the bells and whistles of other toys but it is definitely worth a try. The size is very satisfying once you get over the smell.
It provides for a great full feeling. The balls are great for getting a handle on things.
The initial smell can be disconcerting. The color change has been a little off putting as well.
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Published:November 21, 2008
SexAddict
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SexAddict
Read entire review
I would recommend this toy to every woman from the sex toy beginner to the sex toy connoisseur. You won’t be disappointed, especially for the unbelievable low price.
soft, incredible feel, great girth, achieves amazing orgasms
not versatile
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Published:June 10, 2008
Dryspell
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Dryspell
Read entire review
This product is a great value for the price! If you want to try something different that gives a woman full control, I would highly recommend this product!
Nice feeling, realistic length, girth was very pleasurable!
Strong smell and no care instructions.
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Published:April 10, 2008
The realistic cock large reviews
Price: $52.99
 
 
 
 

The realistic cock large

Diablotin
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Diablotin
Mr. Big
This toy is a fulfilling experience for my wife and worth every penny. It would be worth even more if it was made of silicone.
Big, supple, realistic look and feeling.
Must use condoms since the material is not the safest.
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Published:September 26, 2013
Piña Colada
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Piña Colada
Big Boy!
I really enjoy this toy! I wasn't sure I would at first, but after getting used to the bigger size, I had a lot of fun with it. I wish the material was safer to use because I'm quite sensitive, but other than that I have no complaints.
nice big size
safety rating
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Published:December 09, 2012
blacklodge
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blacklodge
Oh my god, Becky. Look at her dildo. It is so big!
If you're looking for a larger realistic toy, this one is amazing. I absolutely love it and would recommend it to anyone who doesn't mind taking the extra time to make sure this porous toy is taken care of.
Feels fantastic, super realistic, awesome suction cup.
Porous material.
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Published:September 27, 2012
 Dixiemomma
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Dixiemomma
Sweet Smell and Sweet Ride
This is a great toy for anyone wanting a realistic feeling and looking dildo. It could be a bit firmer, I found it hard to insert due to its floppiness. Otherwise it is great for thrusting, big enough to fill me up without going overboard. If you don't mind a high maintenance toy this is a great one.
*realistic *suction cup base *big balls
*too floppy *porous material
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Published:September 22, 2012
sXeVegan90
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sXeVegan90
Velvety, Sweet Realism
If you're looking for a realistic toy, then look no further than Doc Johnson's Original Realistic 8 Inch Cock. Its velvety smooth texture and flexibility will make you want more. This toy may be a chore to clean and maintain, but it's sure to provide you with a stimulating experience.
Flexible, Gender play, Feels realistic, Soft, Smell
Porous, Can be too large for some, High maintenance
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Published:September 20, 2012
Goddess handle reviews
Price: $59.99
 
 
 
 

Goddess handle

Airen Wolf
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Airen Wolf
Take a great dildo and add a handle that makes solo play easier and less strain and you have the Goddess Handle! Make it out of medical grade materials and you have a super toy that will last and give great value for the money.
Hygienic materials, Great size, gorgeous color
None
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Published:September 13, 2013
TJtheMadHatter
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TJtheMadHatter
Diana the goddess of Hunt, the Moon, and of Chastity, swore off all men. I'm sure if she ever was looking for her big "O", she'd reach for this lovely toy. The texture is heavenly, and the handle is extremely convenient. It's lacking in the girth department, but with a compatible butt plug, it's divine. Anally, this thing is a must have for all players.
The texture, The handle, Sterilizable
May be too slim for Size Queens or Kings
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Published:June 06, 2013
Jelly royales dong reviews
Price: $27.99
 
 
 
 

Jelly royales dong

joaker
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joaker
Seemed like a good idea
What's your dildo requirement? Stick on a surface and slide on? This will work. Be worked in a more intimate situation? This is probably too much for both of you to handle.
Huge, flexible, soft It will move with you
Imperfections in the cast catches lube...etc Huge
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Published:September 09, 2013
libbyv
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libbyv
big but fun
A great, natural dildo from California Exotics. Highly suggested for any experienced toy user, but because of the large size, not ideal for beginners. The fantastically smooth head is great lead up to the veiny shaft. Fun for solo play, or partner play, this one won't disappoint.
satisfying, great length, and girth
no vibration, jelly material, too big for beginners.
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Published:June 05, 2013
ilovejanelle
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ilovejanelle
Big Dong Review
I would have to say this toy is very satisfying, not because of it being big, but rather having a lot of girth, making it like the real thing opening you up and making it feel good inside. If you're sick of skinny toys, then try this thick dong out, because it's going to be a good moan slip and slide.
Bigger is better
Doesn't suction to the wall very well.
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Published:March 20, 2013
Cynthia Jordan
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Cynthia Jordan
Mr. Jelly
I would recommend this toy to advanced users due to the sheer size, but I would buy this again and again. I love jelly toys because they are not as firm as others, and that is the reason why I would recommend this toy. All though most do not like jelly because it can not boiled, just slip a coat on this beast and go for a ride - you cant ask for more.
Jelly, texture, huge size, suction cup
Nothing - I love this dong
NurseKitty
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NurseKitty
Love at First Sight
I would buy this product again in a heartbeat because of the quality. There are no seams from the molding process, the entire toy is smooth and made from good quality jelly. I have had this toy for approximately a year now and it shows very little wear and tear. With the amount of use I get from this toy it was well worth the price.
Larger than average girth, good length and realistic texturing
Suction cup doesn't work very well and it is a little heavy for it's size
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Published:January 25, 2012
aburnett
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aburnett
Wow... Royales abound!
Overall, a good product with a few problems that have occurred with the suction cup. Would recommend to any level of user and enjoyed quite thoroughly!
Realistic design and worked as a standard dong would
Suction cup didn't hold well, so I couldn't fully use it to the dongs intended purpose & potential
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Published:September 18, 2011
GirlNextDoor27
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GirlNextDoor27
Fun in the shower!
Great for use in the shower and bath tub, and fun with a partner! Would recommend as a good dong for the price and the size.
Size, Girth, Suction cup, Veins and texture
Plastic smell, Jelly material should be used with condoms for best bacterial protection
Sexy Alex
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Sexy Alex
A wonderful ride!!
This toy is totally worth the money. My partner and I are just so happy with it, we both would totally recommend it to anyone who asks about it.
Perfect size
Slight odor
PonyGirl Sin
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PonyGirl Sin
Mmmm long and wonderful!
Oh, I say, this toy is really worth the price. If I ever lost this toy I would definitely buy it again. Wonderful, comfortable, affordable. Pleases men and women alike. Love it.
Firm, sexy looking, suction cup
Slight odor
String of Lights
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String of Lights
No buyer's remorse here!
This isn't quite the buy for first timers, and I doubt if this toy can stand alone, but if you're looking for a heavy hitter to round out your box gang, this royal jelly will be great to have in your corner! It's good for people looking for size and length.
Highly Flexible, Thick for size queens, May be used as a weapon, Great Suction Cup.
A bit too big to use every time.
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Published:March 28, 2011
I Want It Now.
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I Want It Now.
Not the best lay ever...
While the penetration of this dildo felt good, the cons far outweigh the benefits. I'd recommend going with a similar dildo in a safer material.
Good girth, length and realistic shape
Odor, bad taste, and vaginal irritation from jelly material
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Published:December 28, 2008
RedGoddess
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RedGoddess
Read entire review
At first glance, the Jelly Royales Dong may look intimidating, but after working on it, it feels amazing. It is excellent quality that is well worth your money. The material is great, soft yet flexible, well formed, and holds up well with the suction. Perfect for men and women.
Good suction, great texture, quality material, excellent price
Faint chemical smell, large girth for first time beginners
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Published:March 03, 2008
Mr. Limpy small reviews
Price: $14.95
 
 
 
 

Mr. Limpy small

notabear
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notabear
Perfect Pack
This is a great packer for anyone who needs a little bulge in their pants. It's made of a nice, easy-to-clean material, and holds up fairly well with everyday wear.
Realistic material, good for packing
Rips easily, picks up lint quickly
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Published:August 20, 2013
angeltrouble
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angeltrouble
Color Creativity Needed
Overall? Worth it, but... PINK, dang it! A gender-expression-related item with limited color choices can create quite the conflict for users.
Easy to use, dysphoria-relieving
Did I mention PINK. Seriously...
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Published:August 14, 2013
TJtheMadHatter
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TJtheMadHatter
A better stress ball than a packer.
The texture of Mr. Limpy is extremely realistic. The design is extremely lacking, as it doesn't function well as an actual packer. It doesn't stay in place well, and you spend half of your time playing "Guess That Shape". When you do have it in place, the penis size is nearly obscene. It does function well as a stress ball or something to just play with around the house.
Realistic texture, Inexpensive, Extremely pliant
Half balls, Heavy penis, Doesn't stay in position, Huge penis
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Published:June 11, 2013
KimberlyFDR
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KimberlyFDR
Mr. Limpy Is A Girl's Best Friend
If you are new to packing, if you've ever wanted to have a cock of your very own, if you're not looking to pay a huge price for the experience, then Mr. Limpy will fit your needs perfectly.
Easy to use, minimal care needed, realistic look and feel, low price
No care instructions, no reusable storage, fragile material, can get sticky without proper treatment
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Published:May 19, 2013
byohazrd13
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byohazrd13
Mr. Limy Falls Flat
The Mr. Limpy packers used to be good. Then they underwent a material change, and design tweaks, and this packer is so utterly useless, I'm sending it back. It tears way too easy, leaves a bad feeling on your skin, and with the weight distribution, you'd be better off using a sausage in your pants.
None
material too soft, easy to tear, poorly weighted, utterly useless
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Published:May 13, 2013
Mediumsizedman
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Mediumsizedman
Perfect Packer for Beginners
The Mr. Limpy is a cheap and easy option for packing for beginners. It is easy to clean, easy to modify, and easy to wear.
Cheap, realistic bulge, good for beginners
Sticky, fragile material
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Published:December 15, 2012
jesseftm
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jesseftm
Mr. Limpy the Show Off
The Mr. Limpy is a great, affordable packer. However, if you're a smaller guy looking for a packer to use daily you may want to look for an alternative. The superskin material makes this packer very realistic and a lot of fun for jacking off with. If there were a size between the Mr. Limpy extra small and small it would be perfect!
Realistic look and feel, easy to clean and store, great for the ego
Too large for day to day packing for a smaller guy, too pink to match my skin color
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Published:October 27, 2012
jsnyder87
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jsnyder87
Dear Mr. Limpy
In my experience Mr. Limpy is a good starter packer. The price is great and can be made into a stand to pee which takes on a new way it is intended. However with every product it does have its flaws. The balls makes it too bulky, the texture is sticky when used everyday the color is completely off and you can not use it for penetration.
the price is good and it is easy to make into a stp.
bulky, sticky, color is off and it is not realistic.
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Published:October 10, 2012
icelandia
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icelandia
Great for Anyone New to Packing!
Mr. Limpy packers are a great, realistic, and economical option for those looking to add a little gender play to their bedroom activities, for those new to packing, and for anyone looking to pack on a budget.
Cheap, Easy to use, Realistic, Soft, Great packer for beginners
Very pink, Might be too big for some
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Published:September 04, 2012
see3425
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see3425
Perfect for FTM guys
Overall, Mr. Limpy is a great starter packer. I'd recommend him to anyone looking to pack for cheap. He will make you look and feel much better.
Very realistic, very comfortable, very cheap.
A little too big for small guys, very difficult to clean.
lukas24
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lukas24
Small it is not...
I would say to try the extra small if you intend to use it for everyday packing and are not a giant. If in doubt, go with the smaller size as these are meant as gag gifts.
Can be erotic through phantom-limb experiences.
Too big, too heavy. Doesn't sit well in my harness. NOT DISCREET!
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Published:May 30, 2012
MeliPixie
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MeliPixie
Pegger's POV 7: I Don't Love My Mr. Limpy Small
This is a good line of toys for those who are not sure if packing is for them. It's quite inexpensive while still giving the feel of having something substantial and realistic down there. But the "Small" size is far too large, I highly recommend going for the "Extra-Small" version if you're stuck on getting one that's inexpensive to try.
Inexpensive, Feels real, Great detail.
Pink, A little high-maintenance, Fragile material, HUGE!
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Published:May 26, 2012
Youssii
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Youssii
Welcome the Mr. Semi-Large
Fairly bog-standard packer, will provide the bulge you need for little money and makes a good first packer for slightly taller people. If you have a few extra bucks to spend, it is well worth taking a look at the Mr. Right, a more expensive but less pink packer that is also a slightly firmer texture.
Cheap Realistic
Sticky Pink Stretchy Smells plasticky
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Published:May 13, 2012
transfag
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transfag
for that not-so-small bulge
For the price, this is the best soft packer I've ever owned or made. It's comfortable, fairly realistic (minus proportion issues already mentioned), and my partner thinks it's hot. That being said, if you're looking for something more durable or life-like, you might want to consider something non-porous, like the silicone Mr. Right.
Creates a realistic bulge, easy to maintain, and customizable
small balls, long shaft, misleading sizing, moderate product life
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Published:May 07, 2012
Faeboy
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Faeboy
There's a giant phallus staring at me from my coffee table!
Go for a smaller size unless you're big, or want to be really packing. I was sadly disappointed. Makes an interesting paperweight.
Realistic balls
Too big Too squishy
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Published:May 05, 2012
DeliciousSurprise
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DeliciousSurprise
Limp Isn't Always Bad
Mr. Limpy does exactly what it's supposed to: imitates a flaccid cock. Unfortunately, it's a huge lint magnet and it requires a lot of upkeep to keep it in prime condition. If the colour was a bit better, I might be a bit more in love.
Feels fleshlike and soft
Lint magnet, the colour is all wrong, and it's very high maintenance.
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Published:April 22, 2012
Thomas90
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Thomas90
A perfect first packer
Overall, the product suits its purpose perfectly. Although it does get damaged very easily and its pink coloring can make the packer look too fake.
Perfect size, realistic bulge
Too pink
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Published:April 10, 2012
camjam89
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camjam89
Who cares if it's limp? It's MINE!
Mr. Limpy is great for a man (or genderqueer, or gender-bending lady) on a budget! He'll get the job done, but you'll get what you pay for!
Mr limpy is a great cheap dick that can fill your packing needs on a budget!
Comes in non-realistic skin tone and doesn't pass squeeze or look tests.
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Published:April 05, 2012
tom fay
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tom fay
Ftm usage
I really liked it. Overall, I consider this my main packer. In my opinion, this is the best introduction to packing.
Cheap and does the job
Falls apart with everyday use, not many skin color options
toastedbananas
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toastedbananas
Good beginning packer
Overall this packer is great for the price. Although it does need a little more care and maintenance than the average toy, it is a good tool to aid in all of your gender explorations.
good size, soft
creates a large bulge, picks up a lot of lint
Snozzberries
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Snozzberries
Pinkie Winkie and the Big Dick Day
It's a very soft, realistic limp penis. It looks real under cloth and has just the right amount of length and girth to not be blatantly obvious. The bulge is nicely accentuated when the shaft is positioned right and the weight reminds you it is there. It may require a special packing setup or the right underpants to keep it positioned, however, due to the length of the shaft and how it sits on the balls.
Very realistic Looks like a penis Fits well in packing briefs
Not as easy to use spur of the moment because of the length and shape
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Published:January 11, 2012
oliverHyde
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oliverHyde
Perfect Packer
While Mr. Limpy Small won't drop your voice, give you facial hair, or flatten your chest, he does fill a void in your pants. My wife and I LOVE how grope-able it is, and it's incredibly realistic. It's perfect for anyone who wants to proudly walk with a little more.
super cheap, comfortable, extremely realistic, just the right size
pink color is a bit much (but it fades), crawls around if worn in boxers without a harness
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Published:January 01, 2012
ehre
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ehre
Small: Well, Larger than Average
The Mr. Limpy Small is a pretty great product and you should check it out. It certainly won't hurt your wallet to do so. It's relatively easy to use, either in briefs or with a packing strap. It's got definite weight and girth to it so it passes the 'grope test' quite well.
Good for a tight budget Moderately realistic
Texture becomes sticky and unpleasant to the touch Material breaks down quickly
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Published:December 14, 2011
jagp34
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jagp34
Mr Limpy is Mr right cock for packing
As a transguy I love it! The Mr Limpy packer has helped me greatly with my bottom dysphoria. I love how real it feels, and how sometimes I catch myself touching my packer, and feel my confidence rising as I know I am taking steps to look like the man I know I am. I love it when my partner gropes me and I can hear a moan from him, because it feels so real.
Very realistic and helpful for passing Very helpful in easing bottom dysphoria
Boner-like appearance if not positioned well Needs often cleaning
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Published:December 02, 2011
 NoOneNosMe
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NoOneNosMe
Mr. Packer Tally Wacker
Do you break the gender binary? Are you a butch lesbian that just likes to have that nice bulge in your pants? Or do you just like to play around with gender? Well then the Mr. Limpy packer is for you! This awesome little device gives you the look and feel you are going for.
feels real, nice bulge for a bigger person, takes to your body temperature, penis looks realistic
pink color, flat backed balls, may need a harness or packing underwear
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Published:December 01, 2011
Maxx
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Maxx
Mr. Limpy not so small
All in all I love it. It looks real and feels real through clothes. I will keep buying this brand till it is no longer available.
Soft Easy to wear Comfortable
Pink Sticky when wet
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Published:November 29, 2011
David Troll
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David Troll
Limp as a noodle
There are pros and cons to this, but the pros makes the product worth it. I love it and I intend on getting more items like it. I hope this helped.
Easy to clean. Great stress reliever. Fits perfectly. Feels cool. Works great with a harness
The smell. Needs an additional item to help with its intended use. It's pink.
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Published:November 19, 2011
Eden C.
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Eden C.
Not Limpy Under Clothes!
If you find that packing brings you confidence but money is a big concern, then go ahead and get this packer. However, be warned that it looks like it is erect under clothing, and that the material is sticky and attracts dust. It is also quite disappointing that the packer only comes in a pink, Caucasian hue.
Cheap, somewhat realistic shape.
Bulky, sticky, only comes in one color.
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Published:October 20, 2011
Blinkfat
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Blinkfat
"Super" Skin Hardly Describes...
The most realistic thing I've ever seen or felt. Cheap. Small and portable. Pretty darn durable as long as you keep sharp things away from it. Definitely worth the money for a good quality, flaccid-penis dildo. Seems like it'll last a long time with care. A must have!
Very realistic, Soft, Stretchy, Durable, Portable, Scentless, Tasteless, Easy To Clean.
Vulnerable to Sharp Things, Collects Dust and Hair Easily.
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Published:October 08, 2011
Silverdrop
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Silverdrop
Mr Pinky
Do you have penis envy? Do you want to cross dress, but need a convincing bulge in your trousers? Do you just want a limp penis of your own to play with? Do you want that penis to look like it's been sunburnt? If so, Mr Limpy is the penis for you! [img|http://cdn1.edenfantasys.com/Images/CustomerImages500x500/634517154092405000.jpg|Mr Limpy]
Great for packing Fun to play with Inexpensive
No care or use instructions Far too pink
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Published:September 21, 2011
Ms. Spice
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Ms. Spice
I Gots Me a Penis!
For the price, Mr. Limpy is an awesome investment for those who are looking for their first time packer. I do find that he is not exactly what I would call life like, but instead, is kind of sticky, smelly and really way too pink to be considered a real dick. I do like having him around though and he does make for an affordable gender bending option.
Looks Like a penis
Way too pink, Material, Smelly, kind of sticky
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Published:September 13, 2011
Madeira
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Madeira
Mr. Pink
This is a good "my first packer" packer, it's comfortable, it's cheap, it provides a somewhat realistic bulge, but the off color and the horrid material make it less than ideal for people who want to keep on packing.
Comfortable, realistic bulge, cheap
the color, the material, may be too big for some
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Published:August 08, 2011
CynicallyYours
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CynicallyYours
Not Just For Packing!
You can wear Mr. Limpy for a bit of gender bending fun, though it will look like you sunburned your penis. But I prefer to play with him. Who doesn’t like to fiddle with a nice, soft, stretchy, cock now and then? And for the price you just can’t go wrong. Mr. Limpy makes a great stress reliever/companion!
Soft, stretchy, fun and stress relief, realistic feel!
Color is a bit off, cyberskin smell.
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Published:April 01, 2011
PussyGalore
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PussyGalore
This Is "Small?"
I will still use this every once in awhile just because it's there, but I would suggest anyone looking for something durable and easy to manage to look elsewhere.
Cheap, Outward Appearance is A+
Tears Easily, Feels Unrealistic
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Published:February 07, 2011
TboyTy
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TboyTy
Limpy? Yes. Small? Not so much.
Mr. Limpy is one of the most popular packers for Transmen, Butch Women, Drag Kings, and all manner of gender variant individuals for a reason. The price is economical, and it fulfills its purpose well. Be mindful in your size choice and you will be pleased.
Price, Comfort, Realism if sized and positioned appropriately in your underwear.
Can be a bit large for smaller guys or those who don't want their package to be offensively large.
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Published:December 24, 2010
Arren
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Arren
Sweet Jeebus it's the size of a small pony.
Decent if you're looking to pack for play or show but probaly not the one you want if you're looking to pack and pass as it sits a little funny because of the thin balls.
Feels real through pants, makes you look huge.
Not as well crafted as some of its competition, makes you look huge.
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Published:November 05, 2010
 Dante Blaize
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Dante Blaize
Mr. Limpy? More Like Mr. Floppy!
First time packer? Not sure you want to drop the big bucks for Mr. Right or something similar? Give Mr. Limpy a shot first to see if you like the way it looks and feels. Be warned, the small is fairly big. Take a look at the "extra small" too.
Cheap, semi-realistic
Too long, too squishy, bright pink, can't be sanitized
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Published:October 13, 2010
queertastic
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queertastic
A Modern-day Transformation: Heroine to Hero.
I love my new cock! This toy is fabulous and is a great price - especially for the CyberSkin material. The cock is comfortable to wear and has a realistic feel, girth and width to it. The material feels like actual skin! Although there is some required up-keep for this toy, don't let that intimidate you. CyberSkin is a great product and with a little bit of loving care, your new cock look as good as it did coming out of the bag.
Realistic feel Comfortable to wear
No instructions on how to care for toy on package
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Published:October 03, 2010
bluephyre
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bluephyre
Decent beginner packer
Overall, a nice first time toy, and maybe a few uses, but once you are comfortable with gender play, you will no longer want to use it.
Easy to clean and maintain, realistic and yet discreet. It is excellent for receiving oral sex.
Does not hold the shape well and having to make the right harness for it can be tricky.
Daddy'sPuppy
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Daddy'sPuppy
Maybe if i had a little blue pill.
What are you looking for? Dildo or fun play thing? There's a reason it's called Mr.Limpy. If you want a fun toy you can sling at friends then get it, get 3 or 4 and have a Limpy Fight. Cost is nothing compared to the laughs and fun you'll get from it. You want something to get you off? Keep moving, this is not made to be used for penetration of any kind. I mean you wouldn't use marshmallows to penetrate would you?
Oh my gosh it feels so yummy in your hands. Nice and squishy.
Uh... his balls aren't as round as they should be. lol
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Published:November 09, 2009
deceased
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deceased
Which One's Pink? (sorry about the Floydian slip )Mr. Limpy!
Fleshlight's website suggests "This is the ideal size for launching a water balloon, to deliver a high velocity anonymous face shot. This squishy projectile is sure to be a hit".
Looks pretty realistic under not too tight pants. No phthalates.
It's pink and squishy, and a bit too soft and bouncy.
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Published:August 17, 2009
Bird Boy
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Bird Boy
A bulge of confidence.
I would definitely recommend this packer to any transman. It's a fabulous beginning packer. I'm pondering going up in size because this one was so easy to adapt to. The moment I put him on, I felt one step closer to my gender goal.
Realistic feel and look for a low budget. Well weighted. Easy to care for.
Color at first is jarring. A bit difficult to mod into a STP.
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Published:March 17, 2009
quiteneil
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quiteneil
Packin' Heat: Mr. Limpy and You
A great packer for those getting started. Mr. Limpy is inexpensive, comfortable, and good for everyday wear. He’s awful pink, though, and Mr. Softly definitely can’t be used for sexual intercourse.
Comfy, inexpensive, great for those just getting started packing.
No other skin colors besides sickly pink, could be constructed of safer material.
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Published:November 10, 2008
O2 Max reviews
Price: $84.99
 
 
 
 

O2 Max

Airen Wolf
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Airen Wolf
I was actually almost intimidated by the size of the O2 Max, almost. It is girthy, lengthy, and all around gorgeous. Harness capable as well as offering myriad opportunities for solo play this toy is sure to please.
Great size, Hygienic materials, Gorgeous
None
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Published:August 05, 2013
js250
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js250
I wasn't sure if I could take on Max O2, but after playing with him, teasing my husband to complete oblivion visually, and getting myself all hot and bothered....I conquered him!!! It wasn't easy: it took a bit of patience and a lot of lube, but once he was inside of me and thrusting, I had one amazing hurricane of an orgasm going. G-spot rubbing, a bit of a clitoral vibration from another toy and I was coming all undone.....What will you do with him?
Premium material and feel, sanitary, easy to clean, huge and filling, versatile uses.
HUGE!, not discreet, heavy, likes lint.
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Published:February 16, 2012
Silicone crystal cote reviews
Price: $29.99
 
 
 
 

Silicone crystal cote

Janene
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Janene
Looks cute, smells BAD
Overall, if they could get rid of that horrible smell, I would have no problem recommending this toy. As it is, I am put off by the smell and can't see myself enjoying it much.
Waterproof, easy to clean, no batteries.
HORRIBLE smell. Size is a little on the small side.
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Published:July 18, 2013
misskat
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misskat
Sketchy Crystal Cote
As soon as I opened the package for this dildo, I knew something was wrong. It stunk so bad! After washing, the smell still lingered. After reading the fine print on the package, I read that the material is actually PVC, only a 2/10 on Eden's safety scale. It will harbor odors and bacteria, which is something you should know before buying! I don't share toys so porosity is not typically a problem, but I probably would not have ordered this if I had known it was PVC.
Nice shape, suction cup, pretty, good size for beginners.
Actually made of PVC, smells/tastes bad, sticky, suction cup separating from balls.
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Published:June 19, 2013
MrsandMrbunnysoffun
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MrsandMrbunnysoffun
Why hello Cote, would you like to take a shower with me?
This toy feels great, looks great, but does not smell great. The suction cup holds on for the ride and I was blown away. I recommend if you are into silicone toys.
Fells amazing with its wonderful little swirl. I love love look with the purple in the center.
Simply that I wish it were able to be boiled.
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Published:June 18, 2013
sweetness1010
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sweetness1010
This is a keeper!
Are you a beginner? Well, look no further for your very first dildo. Experience a great time with this pretty looker! It has a great size, feel, and man does it feel realistic, plus the suction gives you many options on how you wanna go crazy with it. Try it out, I guarantee it won't disappoint! Plus for the price, it's practically a steal!
Design Price Feel
Lint magnet Smell
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Published:June 13, 2013
ShadowedSeductress
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ShadowedSeductress
Cute but not safe
It appears as though the pros list is longer than the cons. This is true, but to me the porous material is enough of a con to keep me from ever using this again, or ever recommending it to anyone. If you are okay with using a condom with your toy constantly, then the cute design, modest size, and strong suction cup could make this a winner for you.
Attractive design Beginner friendly size Strong suction cup
Porous material
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Published:June 09, 2013
JDear
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JDear
Candy Dildo
With all the possible uses, I really feel this toy is a steal. It's not pure silicone so it may not last a lifetime, but it is a good piece. It's hard to find smaller sized realistic dildos, and while I would have preferred silicone, I'm not upset with this. Hopefully the glue smell will keep fading!
Small size, suction cup, harness compatible, fun colors
Could be too much texture for some users, suction cup could detach, glue smell
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Published:June 03, 2013
KinkyNicki92
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KinkyNicki92
A Crystal? More Like A Rock!!
The Silicone Crystal Cote By California Exotics is an inexpensive dildo that is easy on the eyes but not on the nose. It has a smell that doesn't seem to go away much but if you can look past that, it has great texture, and a suction-cup base for fun just about anywhere.
+Inexpensive +Pretty +Suction Cup Base +Texture
-Lint Magnet -Plastic Smell
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Published:May 28, 2013
minxx
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minxx
Crystal Cutie
Beginners looking for a starter dildo, look no further! This guy has what you need to please! It's more on the average side as far as size goes, which may or may not be up to par with more advanced users. The suction cup expands your playground to anywhere in the house with a smooth, flat surface. Let your imagination run wild! Even after all that good, the awful odor can really ruin it for some...if you can get past that, it is really worth a shot!
Perfect for beginners Nice balance of texture appealing color and design flexible
DREADFUL odor
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Published:May 11, 2013
bug
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bug
Perfect Portion in Pastel Purple
Fun solo or with a partner, anyone interested in a moderate sized dildo could have a good time experimenting with this toy. The suction cup, texture, size and fantastic realistic shape of the crystal cote absolutely sold me, and I was not disappointed upon receiving it. For the price this toy is a STEAL!
Ribbed texture, firm, reliable suction cup, perfect size
slight smell, suction cup could be sturdier
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Published:April 15, 2013
Mrs.Hellzapoppin
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Mrs.Hellzapoppin
Pleasantly surprised; one of my new besties.
The Silicone Crystal Cote dildo seems kind of small, but it packs a huge punch. I didn't have high expectations for this one, but I ended up loving the spiraling texture in the shaft and the bulbous head. The suction cup works almost everywhere in my house, even on wallpaper. With the great design and low price, you can't go wrong with this one.
Great suction, design, price
Could be made of better materials
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Published:April 15, 2013
libbyv
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libbyv
Small but Safe and Fun For Girls and Guys
It's great for beginners but just as fun for pros; this natural dildo will make a good addition to anyone's toy box (girls and boys alike). It's good for solo or partner play with a good price price point; give it a shot.
Ample girth, small size good for storage, great for beginners
Suction cup breaks off, not very long
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Published:March 19, 2013
Bisexual male
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Bisexual male
Awesome Dildo for the Beginner, Novice or Experienced
This is like the real thing. It's excellent for oral, anal or vaginal use. It is easy to take with you anywhere; just stick it to a base and go for it!
Shape, texture, size, taste
Could be a little longer, maybe 6 inches insertable
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Published:January 10, 2013
Kiss
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Kiss
My "Secret" Shower Buddy!
I find this dildo to be a great purchase off of Eden and I am very pleased with it thus far. If you are looking for a smaller, flexible toy, this is for you! The suction cup is nice and strong. Though be PREPARED, it does tend to slip a little bit, so don't fall off of anything you are riding! I would definitely suggest this for the beginner since it's not too big or intimidating. The "pro" may find it to be too small, however. It comes in a variety of colors and has an interesting design.
Strong Suction Cup Smaller Size This toy has Balls!
A little bit of an odor
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Published:January 06, 2013
Pandy
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Pandy
Silicone Crystal Cote Review
The Silicone Crystal Cote is the perfect beginner's toy; it's not too thick or too long, the texture is gentle enough for beginners, and best of all, the material is body-safe. If you're a more advanced user, however, you might want to pass on this toy.
cute color, wonderful texture, good material
suction cup is coming off, a little small
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Published:November 26, 2012
DiscreteKink
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DiscreteKink
Great Medium Sized Dildo
I would consider this toy the perfect balance in size, texture, and firmness. If you want a dildo that has a somewhat realistic shape, a good texture, and a great suction cup that allows for long hard thrusting sessions, this is a dildo for you! I really have no negative feedback about this dildo.
Fantastic suction cup, Perfect size, Good textured ribs and tip, Nice and firm
None
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Published:October 22, 2012
angelxwriter
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angelxwriter
Virgin Vagina Problems
The crystal cote dildo is cute and not intimidating, making it a great first dildo. However, it should not be used if you are a virgin.
Not intimidating. Cute colors. Hard but mildly flexible. Suction cup. Versatile.
Not the greatest quality material.
skeeterlynn
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skeeterlynn
Ridin' Pretty
If you are looking for a realistic feeling dildo that allows you to ride hands free, this will probably be for you. With its nice colors, realistic feel, and great suction cup, this is a must have for any collection. It's great for vaginal and anal play both and sticks very well. Just stick it and ride your little sexual heart out!
Awesome suction, very realistic feel, great size for vaginal and anal play.
Sticky
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Published:August 13, 2012
SMichelle
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SMichelle
Such A Cute Little Dildo
This adorable little dildo was so cute that I couldn't resist it. Unfortunately, however, it was too small for me to get much pleasure out of, but it's a good toy for warming up. A great feature of this toy is that it has a suction cup that works pretty well, though unfortunately the suction cup on my toy wasn't attached as well as it should have been.
Good size for beginners, Flexible, Decent Material, Cute
Suction cup isn't attached very well, It's too small for me
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Published:July 24, 2012
dracarys
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dracarys
A great suction cup toy
A perfect non-realistic-looking dildo for those seeking the convenience of a suction cup dildo without the realism of a penis. The ridges provide excellent stimulation, and the suction cup is strong enough to go pretty much anywhere!
Cute, Strong suction cup, Ridges feel great
Difficult on wet surfaces, May be too short for some
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Published:June 15, 2012
lil'one
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lil'one
Pretty darn amazing (and it sure can stick!)
This cute little dildo may not be a "perfect ten", but I love it anyway. It has great color and the size is not intimidating (especially for beginners). It also has a nicely pronounced ridge which gives a nice feeling. Most importantly, I bought this dildo for solo hands-free use and it has delivered! This toy sticks to anything and doesn't move. I will be looking for an upgrade, but only if I can find one that is longer, curved and a "10" in material safety.
Sticks to anything!
Could be longer, material safety "6", not very durable
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Published:April 10, 2012
ConnerJay
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ConnerJay
Suction Fuck Buddy
This toy was not a bad buy for the price. It served it's general purpose as small realistic dildo with a suction cup but it has flaws in a few areas. Some may find this toy more pleasurable than others. I find it hard to use while suctioned to a surface and it has a bad odor. It is nice to look at it and nice to have in the collection but it is not something I am dying to use.
Colors, good suction cup, good size
Bad smell,
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Published:December 23, 2011
HannahPanda
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HannahPanda
A Personal Favorite
This item was my first dildo purchase and has made me a returning customer for dildos similar to its type. It's most certainly worth a try, even if you feel the texture may be a bit too much to handle because you may find it suits you once you lube up or get used to it. The size is generous, comfortable for most, and firm enough to give a great g-spot orgasm or to rub against your clit for a tease. I would purchase this toy again.
Texture, price, color choices Firmness, suction cup Flexibility, size
Slight smell May be too much texture for beginners
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Published:November 29, 2011
Kari Rose
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Kari Rose
Ding Dong - The only dong I need in my life
Combined with a water-based lubricant, the Cote will soon become your best friend and pleasure you in all the right places. I love the various colours that it comes in, giving it a sophisticated and modern appearance that most dildos fail to have. It’s a fantastic size for those in the ‘average’ bracket so if you’re looking to buy your first dildo, this is a strong recommendation.
No partner around? Just stick the Cote to the wall for a deep, hands-free, erotic fuck.
I can't fault this product.
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Published:November 01, 2011
PandJ
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PandJ
A bit stiff, but great texture
This is great for beginners and those who like a smaller and firmer dildo. If you are big on feeling every bump and ridge, the Crystal Cote will not disappoint!
Great stimulating textures and a powerful suction cup
The length and width are on the short side
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Published:August 29, 2011
salaciousrex
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salaciousrex
Crystal Cote Realistic Dildo: Fun just about everywhere!
The Silicone Crystal Cote dong is a realistic dildo with a suction cup attached. The suction cup works amazing. There is ribbing on the shaft instead of veins, which can feel great and add to the pleasure. There is a base (the balls!) so you can use this anally. The coloring of these is so cute! Overall this is a fun toy to use if you're looking for a suction cup dildo and enjoy texture
Ribbing, Suction cup, Dual coted, Balls are base for anal play
TPR so can't be fully sterilized, suction cup might come off if pulled too hard, might be too small
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Published:July 29, 2011
Ellasbeth
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Ellasbeth
I'm on my third... That should say something!
Sucky suction cup, but this toy is go great you won't care to replace it! AMAZING ribbed texture and the perfect length/girth for the average person.
Awesome Texture , Suction cup, perfect average sized dildo, Latex/ Phthalates free & Hypo-allergenic
Suction cup doesn't stay attached, ridge to defined for anal play
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Published:May 17, 2011
viemoira
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viemoira
The Silicone Crystal Cote: Realistic, Flexible, Diverse
This is a wonderful toy made to be realistic in feeling and movement. This is the first dildo I have been able to orgasm with, and I think the suction cup and realistic feel is what makes it work for me.
Suction cup, Size, Realistic material, Hypoallergenic
May be too small for those looking for size
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Published:May 06, 2011
jean19paul
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jean19paul
Amazing dildo in which to seek an intense orgasm. Highly recommend to first time users.
Overall this product was extremely satisfying and stays right in place. Totally worth the try and money for really anyone interested in this product.
Suction Cup is great, really no smell, feels great, and awesome colors.
Can't use silicone lube, may be small for some.
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Published:April 14, 2011
Brandiewhy
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Brandiewhy
Crystal Fun
This is a smaller sized dildo, but the ridges keep it interesting and make it a very fun toy. If you are looking for something you can use anally also, I would look for a different toy.
Ridges! And the pretty colors!
The large head on this doesn't make it Anal friendly.
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Published:November 17, 2010
koe1234
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koe1234
Isn't learning fun?
This is a great dildo for beginners. The texture is very, very nice, and the suction cup adds all kinds of options for solo play. If you're a size queen, this isn't the toy for you, but it is also an excellent toy for people fairly new to anal play.
Great texture, minimal odor, suction cup.
A little small.
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Published:May 27, 2010
Sundae
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Sundae
My pretty, popiscle penis partner.
The Silicone Crystal Cote Dildo really is a pretty and enticing toy with a slim and versatile that should appeal to beginners and more advanced users alike. The strong suction cup makes it great for all sorts of positions and the ridged texture is stimulating without being overwhelming.
Strong suction cap, lovely bright colours, rippled texture.
May be a little slim for some, chemical scent, slides around in shower.
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Published:February 02, 2010
Gunsmoke
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Gunsmoke
Deceivingly Delicious
The Crystal Cote is a high quality silicone toy that delivers way more pleasure than it's modest dimensions would suggest. Take the plunge (pun intended) and cover your options with the larger Crystal Passion.
Silicone with a nice pronounced head and rippled shaft.
May just be too small for some.
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Published:September 07, 2009
~LaUr3n~
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~LaUr3n~
Orange sweet tart...
This is a great dildo. The suction cup feature is great fun. It is fairly inexpensive and made of a higher quality material. The texture is great and the toy feels good to the touch.
No smell, no bending, suction is great.
Coming apart? Can't use silicone lube.
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Published:May 26, 2009
Nox Vulpes
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Nox Vulpes
Silicone Crystal Cote Review
This is a great toy for the price tag. I only use this every once in a while because the ribbed texture makes me sore. The Silicone Crystal Cote is an eye-catching piece and a good toy for beginners.
Strong suction cup, Great attention to detail, comfortable size, no awful smell.
May be too small for those who prefer bigger toys.
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Published:January 24, 2009
Nixon_42
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Nixon_42
Solid Low Priced Dildo with a Great Design for Anal Play
Great toy for a relatively low price. The design and size have provided for an incredibly good experience and great anal sensations.
Sturdy Material, Colorful, Great Shape and Size
Suction Cup Issue, May Be Too Big For Novices
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Published:January 16, 2009
The Sweet Mistress <3
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The Sweet Mistress <3
Read entire review
I had a blast with this thing! Whoever said bigger was better obviously did not have this toy available to them. Plus it comes in very pretty colors. The orange is my favorite personally, and the suction work great. This toy will satisfy nearly anyones wildest fantasies.
Bright colors,ribbed texture,good suction, and easy to hold on to.
Small not for people who prefer the bigger toys.
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Published:June 07, 2008
Happy Camper
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Happy Camper
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I would recommend this toy for women new to penetration or those who are intimidated by larger toys. The texture is amazing and it is the perfect companion for bath time. It's unique design is firm but flexible, easy to clean, and very effective. It comes at a decent price too. A very good bargain.
Incredible texture; suction cup; great companion for the tub; recommended for beginners.
The suction cup is a little large; may be too small for more experienced users.
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Published:May 21, 2008
BlueEyedBitch
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BlueEyedBitch
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This is a great buy for beginners and toy collectors alike. The silicone Crystal Cote has the ability to be used anally as well as with a harness. With fun bright colors and realistic textures and features you definitely can not go wrong with this price. And, with the suction cup base you can use this toy almost anywhere your imagination takes you.
Suction Cup Base, realistic features, hands free play, price
If you prefer bigger toys this may be to small for your taste
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Published:May 19, 2008
UrbanDurga
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UrbanDurga
Read entire review
The in-and-out sensations elicited by this luscious toy make for an absolutely incredible orgasm. I highly recommend the Silicone Crystal Cote to anyone looking for a high-quality, realistic, smaller-sized dildo.
Exquisitely shaped, nicely textured, suction cup base, affordable.
May be too small for some.
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Published:April 24, 2008
Couple of Kink
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Couple of Kink
Read entire review
We have used this by hand, suctioned onto various objects, and in a harness and it has performed great at everything. Both of us have enjoyed it and we can say that it works great everywhere you stick it and anywhere you insert it.
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Published:December 06, 2007
Fantasy dream reviews
Price: $0.00
 
 
 
 

Fantasy dream

purpletulip
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purpletulip
This toy is a little misleading. When reading the description it was not immediately obvious that it was meant for anal use. That being said, it could have great potential as a vaginal toy aside from the fact that it can sometimes be uncomfortable.
Powerful, versatile vibrator with external control
Too rigid; not much padding around vibrator making it too hard
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Published:July 11, 2013
Basix dong with suction cup reviews
Price: $15.99
 
 
 
 

Basix dong with suction cup

bettyboom
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bettyboom
Would be perfect if it was just harder...
This dildo was kind of a disappointment. It has a lot of great things about it like the suction cup, it's latex free, phthalate free, hypoallergenic, and has a realistic design, but is way too squishy to have a good time.
Suction cup Latex Free Phthalate free Realistic Easy to clean
Not hard enough
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Published:July 03, 2013
Me413
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Me413
Nice, but not as described
Overall, not the right dildo for me. Perfect length, just too thin and the head looks weird. Plus the smell just put the item from "oh yeah" to "oh no".
Soft material flexible short
Head is too pronounced, doesn't flow to shaft Shaft is only 1.25" thick Rubbery smell
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Published:March 15, 2013
 captainsgirl
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captainsgirl
Ding DONG...Thank you
Overall, this is a pretty pleaser. If you can get past the smell... you can have the ride of your life!
Suction cup, perfect size, price, waterproof.
Smell, too bendable, porous.
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Published:February 07, 2013
Zirka
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Zirka
Simple, stuff, but not perfect
It's a very unexciting dong, but it's cheap. For anal use, you might want to find something with a better shaped head, though that suction cup does its job rather well.
It's rather durable, and easy to manipulate. Being phthalates-free, it's body safe.
Flat tip makes insertion troubling
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Published:November 29, 2012
CaliGirl
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CaliGirl
Not So Pretty Pink
If only it didn't smell so bad it would be a good choice considering that it's inexpensive, thick, comes in Pink (I'm a fan of pink), and is equipped with a strong suction cup. So if you are looking for a low cost toy this may just be the one for you.
Strong Suction Girth Price
Material Odor
TheeGirlNextDoor
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TheeGirlNextDoor
Great Dildo
If you are looking for a cheaper dildo to last you a little while, then this is your perfect match. This dildo is perfect for anyone who is smaller and wants to preserve the size of their vagina or anus. If this is your first time buying a dildo I would pick this one. It's quite flexible and not too large so you can use it in a variety of ways.
large head good width
suction ripped balls began to rip off
♥ Amanda ♥
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♥ Amanda ♥
Pink Goodness
The Basix Dong is a great catch for me. It is great in size, flexibility, texture, and color. The suction cup works amazingly great and holds to just about any surface. For a little cash, the Basix Dong will offer a great pleasure experience.
Flexible, Variety of Colors, Veined, Pronounced Head, Great Suction Ability
Crafted of Rubber, Porous, Slight Odor while New
Rating:
Published:August 27, 2012
playsalot
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playsalot
An enjoyable toy for the price.
Overall, this dildo is a good buy. It is inexpensive, feels really nice, and I have had a good time with it every time I take it out of the toy box.
Nice feel, Good size and shape, Cheap
The smell is by far the worst thing about this toy.
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Published:August 19, 2012
Nevaeh
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Nevaeh
Flimsy fun
I feel even with the flaws on the design of this item [the smell, stickiness, and lack of suction] the size and feel of this makes up for it. It is very enjoyable and gives you a full feeling when inserted. It is very pleasurable.
size, girth, suction cup, slick with lube
flimsy, an odor, picks of any lint or hair it comes into contact with
Rating:
Published:June 17, 2012
New Girl In Town
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New Girl In Town
An Exciting Pleasure
If you’re looking for a dildo with a great suction that offers a great size and perfect girth this is absolutely the toy you don't want to be missing in your toy box. Ignore the smell and you have perfection!
Amazing Girth Perfect Size Well working Section cup Pricing
Strong Odor
Rating:
Published:May 30, 2012
Upyourreviews
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Upyourreviews
Beginner's Basix
Worth the price to find out if these types of toys are what you need! The only con that should make you stay away from this toy is if you have extremely sensitive skin, because the odor could be chemical related. Don't be shy, give this a try!
-Price -Easy Cleaning -Good Versatility
-Odor -Large Size -Loses Suction
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Published:May 27, 2012
KatieBlackwater
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KatieBlackwater
Pleasantly Surprised!
Overall, this is a decent product, especially for someone who is starting out. Just be aware of the rubber smell that doesn't seem to go away. Because the suction cup works so well, this toy can be used in a variety of ways (the sky is the limit!), and that makes it worth a try!
Average length and GREAT girth. Suction cup is strong!
Very strong rubber smell and taste!
Callisto
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Callisto
A "little" goes a long way.
Basix hits one out of the park with this low end rubber and hypoallergenic dong. The stylized shape will be hitting your spot each thrust and keep you coming back for more. You will, however, have to decide if its strong fruity smell and upkeep makes him a true keeper. Either way you can't go wrong if you're looking for something special, and might I say kinda "fancy."
Stylized take on the penis sure to keep you cumming. Not for beginners or the faint of heart!
The rubbery fruity smell does not wash off and will transfer to your hands and clothes.
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Published:July 23, 2011
Iamsweetz
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Iamsweetz
Just like the real thing
It was absolutely amazing! This one will be in the front of my freak box forever. This one is a must have.
Feels like the real thing and suction cup allows you to ride it
It smells like rubber
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Published:June 23, 2011
Sephymuffins
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Sephymuffins
A Basic Pleasure
The Basic Dong with Suction Cup is definitely not worth your money or your time. It's great for newbies to this sort of product, but even new users can do better. This dong is sex toy shop quality and it's not very sanitary. People that do not have much experience with lubes and materials should probably stay away!
The suction cup is unfortunately, the only pro for this guy.
The smell is unbearable, and it's uncomfortable to hold. It's also hard to clean and sticky.
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Published:June 10, 2011
Jackrabbit
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Jackrabbit
Basix' Square Peg, Round Hole Problem Again!
Should you want to save a bit of money, and get a realistic (albeit flawed) dildo, this may be the one for you! However, sinking a bit more into your purchase price can get you a better material, and overall a better experience than this toy.
Great suction cup, very very firm, realistic shaft design.
Strong smell, very malformed (square) tip!
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Published:April 29, 2011
Mnemosyne
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Mnemosyne
A dong that's a bit wrong.
In summary, this toy is a hit or miss. It has a lot of good qualities---and bad as well. It's a realistic-looking dong and very versatile, so you can really get your use out of it. It's also budget-friendly and less expensive for a dong. The flaws are mostly due to the material, its smell, and the size. It won't work for everybody; however, those it does work for will enjoy it if they can look past some of the downsides.
realistic, versatile
smell, material, size
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Published:April 03, 2011
Gunsmoke
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Gunsmoke
Basix - How I miss You Dong
The perfect dildo for someone looking for size on a budget. Enjoy the massive head penetrating and the comfortable sized shaft - then let the pressure on your g-spot (or p-spot) be the guide to your pleasure.
Large inexpensive dildo for those looking for size on a budget
Porous material - odor
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Published:March 26, 2011
Foxxy Kitty
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Foxxy Kitty
Back to Basix
Get back to the basics with the Basix dong dildo. It's simple and straightforward in its design, shape, and color, but if you're a lover of realistic looking dildos that are wonderful for both solo play and strap on play, with the addition of a nice suction cup to spice things up, the Basix dong is the dong to get.
Nice suction cup, realistic dong, 100% harness compatible
Made of rubber, base is too small
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Published:March 24, 2011
Blush bulge UR3 cock reviews
Price: $19.99
 
 
 
 

Blush bulge UR3 cock

ToyFiend12
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ToyFiend12
I'm a Fan, Hope UR2
The Blush Bulge is an absolutely gorgeous dildo, perfect for those who favor girth over length. While UR3 isn’t the safest material, it feels incredible, and I was not disappointed in the least. Were it not for the porous material, this would be a 5-star cock.
gorgeous, fun to handle, nice size, texture, give of material
material safety, too girthy for some, too short for some, lint magnet
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Published:June 28, 2013
js250
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js250
~~When The Head Blushes...You Know It's Good!~~
The unique color and very textured but plush material definitely adds a bit of flair and fun to your dildo collection! I was uncertain about this one due to the material, but loved the color and shape. I am glad I took the chance! The stimulation was very different than ones from my silicone dildos--and they were incredible, sensual and very effective....
--Realistic feel. --Very stimulating! --Fun, unique color.
--Realistic shape for some. --Porous material. --Base does not suction well.
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Published:June 09, 2013
xxxsecretary
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xxxsecretary
Too much for me
Too big for me, but loved the material. I suggest using lots of lube. I enjoy the fruity smell but I know some won't.
Great material, great length, huge girth
Dries out quick, is a little too floppy to use in a tight situation ;)
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Published:January 11, 2013
libra777
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libra777
The Velveteen Penis
Overall, I would purchase this dildo again because it gives a different experience than the usual harder ones. It adds to the variety in the collection.
Veined,soft,good size.
A little too floppy.
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Published:October 06, 2012
Wett Platinum
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Wett Platinum
The best ride of my life...
This dildo has some curve appeal but a tendency to slip due to the texture. All in all, it was great and seems to mold to the user. If it had a vibrator I would give it a five.
Slight curve and great texture.
I wish it was a bit more rigid.
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Published:September 11, 2012
QoI
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QoI
A Personal Favorite
Although the UR3 material and lingering smell may be off putting for some, the size of this realistic dildo and the soft, realistic feel of the Blush Bulge might be worth the gamble for some, especially during a sale.
flared base, wide, soft, comfortable
Scent, size (for some)
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Published:August 22, 2012
smlove
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smlove
Pretty, but floppy
This is a decent toy for a decent price. If you're on a budget but still want something life like feeling, then this is your best bet. If you dislike realistic dongs the way I do, then you will find this a good compromise.
coloring, feel, size
floppy, porous surface
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Published:July 28, 2012
PussyPlayground
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PussyPlayground
The "Bulge" Will Make You Blush!
All in all this is a great toy for a size queen. The thickness will drive you insane if the silky smooth texture alone doesn't do it first! I absolutely LOVED this toy and the orgasm it was able to provide! I am adding this to my "favorite toy" container! I would give this 5 stars only if it was a bit sturdier.
Waterproof Flared Base
Not Sturdy
Rating:
Published:June 19, 2012
KrissyNovacaine
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KrissyNovacaine
Baby, you make my heart beat faster! (Distillers lyric)
I love my Blush. He fits. He is comfortable. He is very, very filling, and he is made from a material that has a lot of flex and compression so he doesn't hurt. He is large, and may require a warm up for some to able to take. He does look intimidating, but he isn't as hard to take as other types of toys.
Flexible and forgiving material Well designed to insert Lots of texture
Made of a high maintenance material
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Published:June 12, 2012
TheirPet
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TheirPet
The Blush Made Me Blanche
This toy was disappointing; it's far too flexible and unwieldy, carries a strong and lasting odor, and is difficult to clean. The only thing it has going for it is the skin-like texture is realistic.
Artistic look
Bad odor, too flexible, hard to clean
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Published:May 24, 2012
hyperballad
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hyperballad
The Floppy Dildo
This is an amazing toy for its price - even with all of the material's flaws, you just can't beat the size and sensation the Bulge offers. Even with the high possibility of the material becoming damaged, I would buy this toy again and again.
great size, great feeling material, really comfortable
high maintenance, strong odor
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Published:May 15, 2012
J Peach
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J Peach
Pretty Sure Doc Johnson Should Have Named This One "Poseidon Penis"
Overall, I'm pretty satisfied with this toy. I would much rather give it 3.5 stars, but I guess four will have to do. Hopefully the material keeps up with me for a long time, because I'd hate to lose this toy boyfriend. If you're looking for a big, realistic dildo, come right this way — I just hope you don't mind the ridiculous amount of "vanilla perfume" this thing is wearing.
Realistic Ideal for size queens
Strong odor Might be too vascular for some Not good for beginners
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Published:March 22, 2012
leanright69
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leanright69
This is a Fun Thrusting Toy That You Can Get a Little Wild With
This toy is worth the price and can be used to add a different twist to the toys in your collection. For a softer toy, this can't be beat.
Larger Size Life-like texture and feel
Can't be used with silicone lube. Dust magnet.
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Published:January 30, 2012
Snozzberries
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Snozzberries
If this could mow the lawn...
This is the sexiest dildo I have ever owned. The way it filled me, the way it felt against my skin, everything about it topped all the rest. They need to make an upgrade or additional package that will make it mow my lawn and I'll be set. This may not be the best for anal play due to the size and flexibility, and it is too large circumference-wise for the basic harnesses I have seen, but for vaginal penetration, this went above and beyond expectations.
Large and thick Realistic / not standard toy-like Good coloring
Scent of the UR3 skin is a bit strong Less ease of penetration due to material softness
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Published:December 19, 2011
*Huxley*
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*Huxley*
Bulging with disappointment
The Bulge is a finicky. It's waterproof but porous. It feels real but is hard to penetrate. It eats lube and cannot be used anally. Plus- it's too flexible for it's own good. With that said, It is very large and it can be used alone or vaginally during double penetration. Size queens will most likely love it.
Waterproof, textured, soft, realistic, transfers vibrations, has balls.
Strong scent, overly flexible, water based lube only, collects lint, cannot be used anally.
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Published:December 11, 2011
 AAAToyGirl
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AAAToyGirl
Sickly Sweet
Overall, this is a great UR3 dildo. If you like squishy, lifelike materials, and don't mind strong scents, you will probably love this toy.
Design, Color, Squishy, Girth, Balls
Strong Smell
Rating:
Published:May 09, 2011
AOutrajus
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AOutrajus
Bulge was an understatement...
This is a super awesome dildo. The best one I own so far. It was so worth getting. This toy would be great for everyone; beginners and experienced. I am so blown away by this toy.
Size, girth, veins, squishy, comfortable, transfers vibrations well, fairly easy to clean.
Strong fruity smell, material seems like it may tear easily, lubricant needed.
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Published:May 06, 2011
hshaughnessy
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hshaughnessy
Ultra Realistic Blush Bulge Cock.... WOWWWWWWW!!!!!!
This item is 100% worth buying. It is honestly the best dildo in my collection and anyone who buys this will not be disappointed.
Water proof , realistic look and feel
Can only be used with water based lubricants
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Published:December 17, 2010
mica123
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mica123
Almost like the thing, baby!
This item is very worth purchasing because, sometimes, size does matter. The extra girth of the Blush Bulge Cock is great for that!
The girth and color are great.
It needs to have a place to insert a vibrating bullet.
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Published:November 17, 2010
shill619
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shill619
Oh my WOW!!!!!!!!!
The Blush Bulge Cock is an awesome dildo to add to any toy collection!! It is very pleasing & quite attractive!
Size, water-proof, lifelike.
None...
Rating:
Published:November 11, 2010
Jelly royales dong junior reviews
Price: $19.99
 
 
 
 

Jelly royales dong junior

Hersandmine
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Hersandmine
Our first: okay, not great.
I think there is better out there for the money, although this is nice and cheap for a starter dildo. Right size, nice detail, cool color option, but the material and lack of a useable suction cup make this a recommendation only if you cannot spend any more than this.
Head/shaft detail nice. Pink color is cool. Good size for a first dildo.
Sticky material. Not easily sanitized. Sack detail. Not firm. Suction cup is useless.
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Published:June 18, 2013
NoriMai
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NoriMai
Hot Pink Jelly
This has realistic details, but not a natural feel. It's not a dildo for first-timers, but pleasurable with enough preparation and practice. Weak suction makes it less versatile than it could be.
Realistic details. Thick.
Weak suction. Heavy.
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Published:November 28, 2012
Sunny Meadows
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Sunny Meadows
This Is A Junior? Wow!
This was my first hands-free toy. I really like the size and feel of this one. It can be used in multiple ways which is good for your bottom dollar. I like low maintenance with everything I buy. I wish all these came with all the information you needed. I feel they assume people already know how to use and care for their toys.
Great for a realistic and fun stimulation. Low maintenance. Hands free.
Packaging is uninformative.
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Published:October 02, 2012
Allison.Wilder
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Allison.Wilder
Nothing Junior About This Toy
The Jelly Royales Dong Junior is not a junior toy at all. It's quite large, actually. It's great for vaginal penetration, can be used anally with proper covering, and is easily used by either gender. It provides a lot of bang for your buck, and I highly recommend it to anyone wanting to try a thick, jelly dildo!
Size; Rigidity; Texture.
Suction cup doesn't stick properly; Strong scent.
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Published:May 22, 2012
EnChAnTiNg
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EnChAnTiNg
Bad Material
I would not buy this toy again. It is extremely hard to keep clean because it can not be boiled. The suction cup is useless, as it will not suction to anything. The only good thing about the dildo was the size and the texture. I would save your money and buy a nicer hands free dildo.
Nice size, Realistic feeling
Poor quality, Bad material, Suction cup does not work
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Published:January 30, 2012
Chauncey
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Chauncey
Great Size and Shape, Awful Suction and Material
This dong is a great size and texture, especially for the price, however if you want a dong for shower use, I would look elsewhere because the suction cup is useless on this particular dong. The material is also low quality, and can't be sterilized. I would look for a different dong to suit your needs.
Great size, shape and texture
Suction cup does not work, material is irritating
ashesqueer
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ashesqueer
Slippery When (You're) Wet!
I LOVE this toy! It's the first dildo I've ever bought. And although I was at first intimidated by its thickness, after I "warmed" myself up it felt so amazing to slip in... It totally feels you up! The ONLY downside is that the suction cup totally bites. Besides that, everything from the texture to the thickness is amazing.
It's so thick and smooth! Feels fantastic!!!
The suction cup doesn't work.
BeautyMonster
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BeautyMonster
Where's the suction?
This is not the best of toys, but if the material and the feel of the toy doesn't bother you, I say go for it!
No smell, Great for beginners
Material, Hard, Non-Realistic
Rating:
Published:April 03, 2011
Miss Zombie
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Miss Zombie
The Not So Junior, Junior!
All in all, I feel that the Jelly Royales Junior would be a good purchase. The price is good ($19.99), and it definitely gets the job done. However, I feel that it is a bit more for intermediate users. I am a beginner so-to-speak, and I found it a bit overwhelming at first. Not that I am "scarred for life" or anything, but without a good lube, I think that this toy can be a bit painful for smaller women. Overall, it is not a bad toy; I just feel there may be better.
Good feel, Good size, Flexible
Suction cup does not work as intended, Strong smell
Rating:
Published:March 26, 2011
Killer
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Killer
The suction cup sucks... Not in a good way.
In short, this dildo is really good for a beginner. The pink color makes it non-threatening and the size is just right for a smaller person. Didn't totally rock my world, but it's a good solid dildo that did what I bought it for. This is a good dildo for both warming up for my boyfriend and a satisfying solo.
Not too big, not too small. The head is awesome, smell of material not strong.
Suction cup is useless.
Rating:
Published:March 22, 2011
just a sub
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just a sub
Great dong but useless as a shower dildo
We loved this dong and would gladly recommend it to others, despite the suction cup problem. We did not know at first that it would work with our harness but are very happy to have discovered this. We have used it for anal and enjoy that aspect also.
Great for harness! Veined!
Poor suction cup, too firm for some
Rating:
Published:March 07, 2011
rainybutterfly
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rainybutterfly
Great size, shape, texture, suction cup!
I really like the color, size, shape, and texture of this product. I am, however, not at all satisfied with the suction cup.
Color, size, shape, texture
Bad suction cup
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Published:February 13, 2011
Sinjo
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Sinjo
Junior dong gives Senior delights.
Not much to say about the toy. Its got a great size for beginners and pros alike. However, the small size makes it hard to use in certain positions. I'd recommend getting a larger size if you're looking for better pleasure.
Small size, great material
Small size, semi-rigid.
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Published:December 02, 2010
chiquita
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chiquita
A Great First Dildo
The Jelly Royales Dong Junior is a fantastic toy for both veterans and beginners alike. The size and firmness are very nonthreatening for those who are searching for their very first toy. This isn't the firmest dildo, being made out of jelly, but it does its job fine and has a great veined texture to the shaft. Definitely a toy I've gotten a good amount of use out of.
Good size and shape, good texture, great for beginners.
Picks up lint if you're not careful.
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Published:June 11, 2010
doc
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doc
Not bad, Not bad at all
Great product for the price. Good size, firm feel, and even easier maintenance. This toy will be in our rotation for many years to cum!
Size, firm.
Suction cup.
Rating:
Published:October 15, 2009
Shadow Hearth
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Shadow Hearth
First Dildo Ever
This is a very good toy for beginners and someone who is afraid to have anything that is just "too large" for your first time. Just be wary, the surface is a bit tacky and catches lint easily and if you want a toy that is known for it's suction cup, this isn't exactly the one you want.
Good for beginners, size, firmness, not overwhelming, smell.
Stickiness, lint catcher, suction cup, underwhelming details, may not be for experienced buyers.
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Published:September 02, 2009
MistressMeg
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MistressMeg
5 Star Knock Out!!!
The Jelly Royals Junior Dong is an excellent toy for everyone. The suction cup is a great feature for hours of hands free solo sex or as handle for your partner to amp up your sensation before fulfilling their own desires. The only draw back to this sensation is that it can't be sanitized because it is made from Jelly material.
Price, Bright Color!, Suction Cup, Easy Clean-Up, Durable
Can't be sterilized, Rubbery Taste & Smell
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Published:January 29, 2009
Two2Tango
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Two2Tango
Pretty In Pink
I have say this is a good toy for all. Soft yet firm, reasonable size, good feel for not being real, and oh yeah... YOU GOTTA LOVE THE PINK!!
Good size, gentle but firm enough, no strong smell
none
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Published:October 10, 2008
lori_sue69
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lori_sue69
Read entire review
Jelly royales dong junior is a soft, yet firm, natural feeling dildo that can give bring extra pleasure to your sex life. Extra large suction cup makes it easy to stick to most surfaces for easy use. However I experienced some mild irritation after use. Must try for yourself.
soft, yet firm, realistic feel, and it will suction to almost any surface.
I sometimes have irritation after use.
Dr. A
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Dr. A
Read entire review
One of the best toys I got. I would recommend this to everyone, it will bring lots of pleaser. Really reliable.
Suction cup, texture, material, easy to clean.
none
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Published:May 24, 2008
mrs.holland
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mrs.holland
Read entire review
I would recomend this product to everyone i have enjoyed thies product to the fullest. I love everything about the product and i have absolutely nothing bad to say about it.
affordable, very comfortable and flexible. but dont forget it has that amazing suction cup.
i have had no cons with this product at all
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Published:April 01, 2008
Anaconda reviews
Price: $48.99
 
 
 
 

Anaconda

KrissyNovacaine
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KrissyNovacaine
Get a handle on this snake
The Anaconda is a nice toy, but it isn't the best. Some of its issues are small ones, like the handle being too short for me to use effectively on myself, but some of them are larger, like this being and extremely firm toy. I don't dislike my Anaconda, but because of its girth and firmness, I can only use it after a warm up and with a helping hand which makes it far less versatile than many of my other toys.
Girthy Handle perfect for use with a partner Silcone
Very firm Too girthy for some Handle hard to use on self
Rating:
Published:June 17, 2013
TJtheMadHatter
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TJtheMadHatter
"Annie" - The Ultimate Authority Stick.
The Anaconda (Annie) is fabulous for multiple reasons. She can be used vaginally, anally, with a partner, without a partner, as personal protection (club), or even as a meat tenderizer. The handle is what I really love about this special gal. It makes for more comfortable use with a partner, or by yourself.
Great size for girth-seeking players, THE HANDLE, Sterilizable, Doubles as a club
Size may be too much for some, Ridges may hold bodily excretions, Matte finish
Rating:
Published:May 15, 2013
Airen Wolf
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Airen Wolf
You Will be Squeezing This Anaconda!
If your tastes run to dildos that resemble small scaled down baseball bats then you should have the Anaconda. It is long, girthy and has some interesting textures. It is made of high quality silicone so you don't have to worry about nasty germs being spread around. It also will not get out of it's cage at night and try to give you a big old death hug. All in all, I recommend this over traipsing through the Amazon looking for a living version!
Big enough to satisfy a size queen Vaginal and anal safe Hygienic materials
Might be too large for some folks
Rating:
Published:October 28, 2012
llellsee
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llellsee
Can you handle it?
While I do feel this is toy may be an acquired taste: if you are up to the girth, firmness and matte finish of the Anaconda, its quality build and functional handle make this a winner.
Generous girth, firm silicone, stimulating ridged head and functional handle.
Even with lube the matte finish can leave you feeling delicate after longer play sessions.
Rating:
Published:October 16, 2012
comatose-kitty
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comatose-kitty
Left me butthurt...literally.
If only the shaft were softer and didn't feel so rough in my butt, this toy would've been a 5/5. Unfortunately, the roughness was too much for almost any pleasure and left my butt in pain AND the imperfections by the manufacturer on the toy just made me say no. I refuse to use this again because I can STILL feel the pain and doubt I'll forget it soon.
Silicone. Color. No smell, taste or sound. Handle. Great size.
Toy came imperfect. Very rough shaft. Painful.
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Published:June 28, 2012
Miss Nessa
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Miss Nessa
Eunectes Murinus
The Anaconda is one baseball bat of a dildo. The Tantus has the double ability to give you mind blowing pleasure and defend your home from unwanted trespassers. The Anaconda is completely made out of silicone. It’s perfect for vaginal or anal play. The Tantus can be used for just about all that you want it to be used for. You can take her into the shower, bath, or even for some bedtime fun. The Anaconda may not be the perfect toy for travel, but she sure is a lot of fun.
Size, Color, Silicone, Length, Anal friendly, boil-able, Texture,
Size
Rating:
Published:June 17, 2012
 Iron Man
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Iron Man
A snake? More like a billy club...
Over-all I found this dildo to be very nice. It's quite filling, and the handle gives an entirely new dimension to dildos. There's just enough details on it to make it look and feel great, too. On the flipside, the texture could be problematic to some, so be aware of it before you buy it.
thick, the handle, silicone, nice details, length, colors
texture
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Published:May 27, 2012
Robin Goodfellow
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Robin Goodfellow
Snake in the Ass
Anaconda comes from a word which means 'Elephant Killer.' True to its name this thing can bring large prey to their knees. It is strong, lengthy, robust, and means business. This snake is not for the feint of heart. But Kings and Queens of the jungle with steeled buns and nerves who wrestle beasts for fun, will be delighted to tame and domesticate this predator.
Girth, Length, Functional Handle- Ease of movement, Classic Design to have in Silicone, Price
Firm
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Published:May 07, 2012
Lucidity
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Lucidity
Deep Purple
If you're looking for a big, fat, firm, realistic-shaped, silicone dildo to fuck yourself or a loved one's orifice of choice with, I really can't say anything bad about Tantus' Anaconda. But if a nearly 6" head is going to scare you off, I might suggest you stay out of the jungle...
Filling, Shape, Handle, Silicone, Anal-safe, Sharable.
Too big for some, Not harness compatible, The head is a lint magnet.
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Published:May 03, 2012
Jul!a
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Jul!a
My Anaconda Doesn't Actually Care About The Size Of Your Buns
This anaconda is easier to care for than a real life snake, and doesn't care how big or small your buns may be. It's also a great choice for those who enjoy girthier dildos in a mostly realistic styling. The unique handle makes it great for a partner or yourself to control, and, if all else fails, you can always beat somebody with it.
Unique design, very filling size, safe material, not a ling magnet.
Too big for some to enjoy.
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Published:April 26, 2012
True Pleasures
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True Pleasures
Your New Nightstick
If you're looking for a girthy, body-safe dildo that's great for thrusting, the Tantus Anaconda just might be the toy you're looking for. The only thing I have against it is having to clean the foreskin folds with a soft toothbrush. Otherwise, it's wonderful for police/security person fantasies, and it's not to bad to bonk someone over the head with either.
easy to grip and thrust with, body-safe, girthy, subtly and slightly stylized realistic design,
foreskin folds difficult to clean
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Published:April 22, 2012
CafeSabroso
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CafeSabroso
Ready to handle anything
Improving upon rubber/PVC dildos-with-handles, the Tantus Anaconda features premium silicone and a more tasteful aesthetic. It is designed as a dildo for thrusting, and is light on the texture for comfort, but maintains enough detailing to add a degree of realism. To make the toy usable, Tantus used a much firmer silicone than is found in most Tantus toys. While the firmer silicone is necessary to keep the Anaconda from being too floppy, it requires a bit more caution during use.
Body safe material, comfortable handle, girthy, pleasant taper, subtle detailing
Firmer than most Tantus silicone, area near head difficult to clean
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Published:April 21, 2012
 Princess-Kayla ♥
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Princess-Kayla ♥
Anaconda Review
If you love realistic dildos, this might be your guy! It's got veins, wrinkles, and a head. It also has a nice handle that you can hold while you use it. Bring it in the tub, use it in bed. Anywhere is great. Just keep in mind that this toy isn't discreet, so don't leave it out anywhere!
Realistic, Handle has flared base, Silicone
Really big, Attracts dog hair
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Published:March 15, 2012
Mr. Limpy extra small reviews
Price: $12.95
 
 
 
 

Mr. Limpy extra small

RyRy326
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RyRy326
Really nice starter packer
This item is worth it. It's cheap and efficient. It's not always fabulous, but not disappointing for me. It does the job it's made for, and does it well.
Nice weight, More or less realistic looking, Realistic size
Too pink, Does not feel realistic
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Published:June 15, 2013
byohazrd13
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byohazrd13
Mr. Limpy: Not quite so limp
Completely worth it if you're limited in resources, but I'd advise going with the Mr. Limpy small instead of the extra small if you don't want to battle a dick that won't stay in a flaccid position.
Small, easy to use, easy to clean, easy to hide.
Hard to get it to lay flat, heat/sweat issue against skin.
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Published:May 08, 2013
LoganAshlee.
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LoganAshlee.
Mr Pinky
As with all packers, it feels awesome in boxers, but this particular one doesn't look very real which is a shame.
Feels great in boxers Not too big
Oh so pink! No care instructions
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Published:February 19, 2013
explorekaden
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explorekaden
An awesome packer, an awesome price.
I would definitely recommend this as a starting packer, and also as I've said, you can't beat the price. I'd suggest starting with this one, before seeing if you want to move up in size, as I have.
- Realistic - Great price point - Durable
- Can get small tears if too roughly used - Not always much of a bulge
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Published:February 13, 2013
MissFanatisme
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MissFanatisme
Perfect for smaller folk!
This item is 100% worth it for all small users. It is just the right size and won't make you feel or appear fake for having an appendage that's too large. For the cost, this toy is very, very worth it. Give it a try. You may have found your perfect packer.
Realistic toy. Great for smaller folk. Sits nicely.
Oddly colored. Too small for bigger folk.
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Published:December 20, 2012
Genderfree
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Genderfree
Small boy
This packer is wonderful for occasional use, but for daily use it may not be up to par. This guy feels extremely realistic, but it can be a bother to clean.
Realistic look and feel Good price
Superskin material Hard to clean Rips easily
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Published:December 17, 2012
rmiles124
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rmiles124
A Few Good Laughs
If you're looking for an EXTRA SMALL, limp, useless pink dick, then this toy is for you! Mr. Limpy Extra Small would make a great gag gift for that special someone. It can also be useful as a stress ball or paperweight in your [home] office.
Hypoallergenic, easy to travel with, easy to clean, easy to store, great gag gift
Not stiff enough for penetration or stimulation, short insertable length
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Published:December 12, 2012
TheParrishism
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TheParrishism
Mr. Limpy is Mr. Right
This was perfect for my needs. It would be nice if I could clean it easier. I wouldn't need anything else. It is affordable and serves its purpose perfectly.
Great size and texture. Affordable.
Difficult to clean. Not realistic in color.
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Published:November 16, 2012
Jinin
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Jinin
A Great Packer For Beginners
An excellent packer for those new to it, this is a great way to see what might work for you if you don't want to risk too much money. However, it's definitely just for wearing under your clothes and it's not very realistic.
Realistic size, great price, easy to wear
Unrealistic colour, sticky, possible short life
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Published:November 01, 2012
jsnyder87
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jsnyder87
Dear Mr. Limpy
In my experience Mr. Limpy is a good starter packer. The price is great and can be made into a "stand to pee" which takes on a new way it is intended. However like every product it does have its flaws. The balls makes it too bulky, the texture is sticky and when used everyday the color is completely off and you can not use it for penetration.
good price, easy to make into an stp
sticky, color, not realistic, bulgy
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Published:October 12, 2012
Thomas90
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Thomas90
Who says size matters?
For the price, Mr. Limpy is a must buy. Even if its not for packing, the pure hilarity of having a pink penis you can throw around and play with is fantastic! Since day one, I have not been able to keep my hands off it, and neither have my friends; so go buy yourself a Mr. Limpy!
Realistic texture, Perfect size.
Too pink, Discolours in harnesses, Picks up lint.
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Published:July 29, 2012
Willowe
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Willowe
Perfect Beginning Packer
Overall, a very good choice for a first packer. It may not be a realistic color, but the size, texture, and details are spot on. The Mr. Limpy won't last forever, but at the price it certainly can't be beat.
Inexpensive, realistic size and details
Tears easily, attracts lint and hair, unrealistic color
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Published:July 23, 2012
pestilence
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pestilence
Simple, Affordable Packer
All in all, this is a great packer for the price, though you have to make adjustments when wearing it if you don't want to look like you have a constant hard-on. If you don't mind the size of the Medium version of this packer, that one actually seems to be more unobtrusive.
Realistic size, detailed texture, low price
Unrealistic color, prone to tearing, erect default position
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Published:July 12, 2012
booyahshaka91
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booyahshaka91
Mr. Limpy size x-small
I think that this packy is worth it for the money. Though it is stretchy no and does not seem life like no one will notice because it is hidden by your pants. You will need to invest in a harness too because it would be really awkward if it fell out of your pants while in public. I would try it out for sure.
noticeable in your pants, realistic bulge, no odor
Stretchy, sticks out a bit to much, attracts lint.
Andrew1992
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Andrew1992
Want a bulge? Look no further!
I know dicks, and the Mr Limpy XS is my favorite choice for a soft packing cock. It is inexpensive (you won't find a cheaper commercial alternative) and is very realistic for the price. It fits well in tighter fitting briefs, or can be packed with a soft packing harness such as one of the SpareParts Pete harnesses. All in all, this is a great, inexpensive packing choice for anyone who wants a bulge.
Inexpensive Very realistic
Requires nightly cleaning and care
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Published:June 16, 2012
Faeboy
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Faeboy
...In my pants
This is a good and cheap packer for everyone who wants to sport a bit of a bulge. It can go without needing it to be super detailed or realistic.
Good size, good price
Poor manufacturing, not that realistic
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Published:June 09, 2012
thisisadeletedaccount
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thisisadeletedaccount
A Genderqueer Boi's Best Friend
Overall, this is a comfortable and affordable packer with a pleasantly realistic look and feel that is easy to wear and care for. My one wish would be that Fleshlight start making it in a wider range of colors so that non-white trans* folks and packing enthusiasts have some more cock options.
Realistic size/feel/appearance, comfy to wear, cheap, good material, fun to grind with
Lint magnet, feels sticky when you sweat, only comes in one skin color
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Published:May 23, 2012
Horn0026
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Horn0026
Mr. Limpy's a little Sticky!
I think this is a great packer for first timers and general gender play. It's easy to handle and learn how to use, but not so great for everyday use.
Small no smell easy care realistic look light weight can turn into STP discreet
Sticky vibrantly pink in colour flat-backed balls
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Published:April 27, 2012
Sam I Am
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Sam I Am
A great packer for genderqueers
This packer is a great starter for FTMs, genderqueers, genderfucks, drag kings, and anyone interested in packing. It looks and feels realistic, and is one of the cheapest packers out there. I highly recommend it.
Price, Realistic looking, Size, Comfortable, Easy to clean
Color, Balls are a bit large, Sticky after washing, Stretchy
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Published:April 23, 2012
Voir
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Voir
Not the Size of the Stick...
As they say, it isn't the size of the stick, but how you use it. The same could be applied to the Mr. Limpy Extra-small (or more like average). Depending on how it's used, it could make for good laughs or the average sized packer for the beginning FtM or Genderplay.
Good for packing Very nice texture (feels realistic) Well made for the price
Lack of color options Slight odor of material No instructions for care
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Published:April 11, 2012
scaredlittleboy
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scaredlittleboy
Mr. Cutie
Though it collects some wear and tear pretty easily, the Mr. Limpy is cheap, soft, realistic, and gives you that much-desired bulge! What more could you ask for?
soft, realistic
easily wears
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Published:April 09, 2012
tardisblue
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tardisblue
A Good First Packer
An excellent choice for a first packer, but there are better options out there if you're willing to spend more. The size and material creates a bulge that looks and feels realistic under clothing, but the color is a bit off-putting. Probably the easiest packer on the market to make into a stand-to-pee device, which is a huge plus. It won't last forever, but for the price it is a pretty good buy.
feels realistic, nice details, good price, good size
attracts lint and hair, unrealistic pink color, not very durable
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Published:February 19, 2012
OhDarlin
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OhDarlin
It's true, I love being limpy
Mr. Limpy is an excellent packer for the price. The material — despite its drawbacks — is really the best for a packer. I couldn't have asked for a better packer to start with; it has made every packer since seem so much more unrealistic — and has made me feel more complete as my strange-gender-queer self.
Realistic feel Realistic shape Perfect size if you're trying to be realistic at all
Smelly Oily Deteriorates easily
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Published:February 19, 2012
dylansuperman
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dylansuperman
Great for FTM Packing and for an STP
The Mr. Limpy was a fabulous buy. It's easy to use for beginners, as well as the expert. Makes a great STP or Packer for any FTM. Fits perfectly in a harness or good fitting briefs. Comfortable against the body, and definitely highly recommended.
Realistic size and bulge Great price Easily maintained Easily converted to an STP (Stand to pee)
Picks up dirt/dust/lint Eventually loses it's color
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Published:January 30, 2012
GONE!
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GONE!
A Packer that Surpassed my Expectations
The extra-small Mr. Limpy is a great packer, especially for beginners like me who don't want to feel self-conscious about a large bulge and aren't planning on whipping it out of their pants for bathroom use/showing off. The soft material is comfortable to wear and the details are very nice!
- Perfect price - Perfect size - Awesome details
- Color won't work well with most skin tones - May not last a long time
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Published:December 16, 2011
Maxx
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Maxx
Mr. Limpy Extra Small
It has more stretch to it than a rubber band, so I didn't find that too realistic. It gets really sticky after washing it, but once you put cornstarch on it, it is better than new. It works great for beginner FTM's that want to start packing, and its very affordable. Overall, though it has its quirks, I love it and would recommend it to anyone needing their first packer, gender play, or who has a low budget.
Great for beginner FTM's Easy to clean and store Comfortable to wear
Pink Balls are too big Very stretchy Sticky right after washing.
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Published:December 12, 2011
AmberM
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AmberM
My Little Limpy!<3
I really enjoy this product, and it's worth it for it's low price, I would recommend this toy to any packer looking for that extra bit.
Small, flexible, cute.
Not insertable.
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Published:December 11, 2011
Snozzberries
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Snozzberries
Pinkie Winkie, My Pants Companion
Just the right size for packin' my panties; no special strap required. The small size allows it to fit in a much larger range of underpants which makes this far more versatile than I had expected. Easy to situate, easy to maintain, easy to clean and care for.
Compact Fits snugly against skin or pubic hair Realistic feel
Material may need gentler treatment The color is not flesh, but pink
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Published:December 10, 2011
David Troll
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David Troll
Extra small
Awesome piece. Just needs a harness to complete the job. Although it is pink, its always put where no one can see it. The clingyness can be washed off after a while and its easy to get a harness, so all in all its worth it.
Nice Bulge Latex free Great to masturbate with :)
Material is extra clingy to dust Its pink Needs a harness
guro
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guro
Cheap, Petit Pecker
This packer is an inexpensive, realistically sized penis. It's a good go-to for FTMs, genderqueer people, or anyone else who might want to sport a bulge. I don't think, however, that it's a packer most people will stay with long-time. It's a bit of an "introductory", "beginner" or "budget" packer. Its size and texture are its biggest pluses, but its oddly sticky nature and proneness to tearing shorten its lifespan in a person's jeans or toy drawer.
Cheap, realistic feel, looks good under clothes
Only one color, can get sticky,
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Published:November 23, 2011
GenderSexplorations
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GenderSexplorations
The Only Packer You'll Ever Wear
Mr. Limpy Extra Small is the best packer on the market for a realistic male bulge. Its size, shape, and feel all lend to the creation of the perfect packer, and the price isn't bad either!
Comfortable, Realistically sized, Cheap.
Flat-backed testicles, Non-realistic bright pink colour.
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Published:September 06, 2011
Rawhide
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Rawhide
Mr. Wonderful
This is a supremely touchable packer with realistic size and detailing. Enough to get the right kind of attention from the right people, not so much that it looks like you stuffed a kielbasa down there. Definitely adds a little extra spring to your step.
Irresistible texture, realistic feel, low price, full balls, comfortable enough for everyday.
No color choice, porous, sticky when wet.
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Published:August 30, 2011
That Man from Mars
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That Man from Mars
A Perfect Pecker
Soft, subtle, sexy, and realistic. The Mr. Limpy extra small is an amazing packing cock complete with realistic balls, looking and feeling like the real deal. It's easy to take care of and wonderfully low-priced with no lacking in quality.
Realistic, superskin, comfortable, easy to maintain.
Porous, could use more color variations.
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Published:August 29, 2011
Sir
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Sir
Limp, in a good way!
Mr. Limpy is a great packer because it's petite and doesn't give a bulge that looks like a constant erection. It's made of superskin though, so it requires a lot of care and a lot of upkeep. Extremely low-priced and perfect for everyday packing, Mr. Limpy needs to be in your closet!
Great price and size, well worth the purchase, an extremely convincing packer.
Sensitive material, tears very easily.
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Published:August 04, 2011
kutekatie
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kutekatie
Mr. AWESOME!
Mr. Limpy, in my opinion is definitely worth buying. It doesn't cost much, would be good for a beginner at packing, is the appropriate size for a medium sized man, and its also very realistic.
Great for packing, awesome detail, texture, size and movement
you can't actually penetrate with it
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Published:March 17, 2011
CantankerousUnagi
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CantankerousUnagi
Once upon a time in a cardboard box…
Cheap, easy to use, realistic to touches through the pants. Treat it right and you'll have a packy that'll last you a good few years.
Cost effective, realistic.
Sticky, doesn't hold up well for long periods of time.
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Published:January 30, 2011
TboyTy
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TboyTy
My (almost) Every Day Packer
Mr. Limpy is one of the most popular packers for Transmen, Butch Women, Drag Kings, and all manner of gender variant individuals for a reason. The price is economical, and it fulfills its purpose well. Be mindful in your size choice and you will be pleased.
Price, Comfort, Realism if sized and positioned appropriately in your underwear.
(All minor) Flat back to the testicles, slightly thicker testicles than the "small"
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Published:January 10, 2011
tranzboi
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tranzboi
Is that a Mr. Limpy or are you just happy to see me?
Great packer, especially for the price. Other packing methods are either not as realistic; such as a condom filled with hair gel, or hefty and expensive like the Mr. Right. This is really the most ideal packer I've found. If you're concerned about looking like you have an erection, opt for the small, which seems counter-intuitive, but the small has smaller balls than the XS and lays flatter.
lightweight, realistic, soft, looks nice, good texture, feels real(!)
the balls are a little bit too big, it can make you look like you have an erection
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Published:December 25, 2010
Megasaurusrex
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Megasaurusrex
Perfect Packer for Beginners and Those Not Worried About Size
Mr. Limpy Extra Small is a great packer for beginners or someone who isn't egotistical about size. He's very realistic and has a nice soft feel. 'Extra small' does not always mean 'tiny.'
Realistic texture, warms to touch, easy to use.
Minimal packaging, absorbs smells.
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Published:November 27, 2010
 Kayla
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Kayla
Packing with my Fun
Mr. Limpy is one of my favorite packing cocks. It's squishy, soft, and leaves a really slight bulge during wear. It has a nice heft that makes it feel realistic while still being discreet.
Soft, very real texture, heats up to body temperature, squishy
Slight imperfections, semi-hard
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Published:November 02, 2010
Kinkyquing
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Kinkyquing
Size really doesn't matter
While the material is tacky and it cannot be used for penetrative sex, if well taken care of the extra small Mr. Limpy is more than enough for gender play by smaller framed people who just want to feel that bulge in their pants.
Well priced, good size for smaller people
Material is tacky and peels, cannot be used for penetration
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Published:August 15, 2010
BethanyLynn
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BethanyLynn
Extra small and extra cute
Mr. Limpy is an excellent packer. The look, size, and feel is extremely realistic. Mr. Limpy is great for beginners and more advanced users. The price is well worth the quality of the product.
Very Realistic, Comfortable
Too pink and no other colors, Superskin material
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Published:July 18, 2010
Arren
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Arren
See Jane pack dick.
If you are looking for that little extra "umph" in your pants while you're out running errands, going to the opera, being a super awesome gender bending soccer mom ninja or whatever, this little dude is the packer for you. Supreme grope-ability.
Size, texture, squishyness factor, and easy to care for.
It's pretty damned pink.
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Published:July 09, 2010
Splendwhore
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Splendwhore
Phenomenal Packer
A realist packer at a phenomenal price! Comfortable and convincing. It is fairly easy to convert to an STP (Stand-to-Pee) device with some slight modification. The only downside is the unnatural pink skin tone which, thankfully, dulls with age. Overall, I'm satisfied with the product. Definitely worth purchasing!
Realistic, perfect size, convenient for use as an STP (Stand-to-Pee) device.
Unnatural pink skin tone, no alternative skin tone options, Superskin material.
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Published:February 28, 2010
deceased
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deceased
Mr Limpy Extra Small - and a trip to the urinal
One of the most convincing and least expensive packers. If you are a FTM, Drag King, or transgender person you will find this a must.
Soft, life-like, comfortable, hypoallergenic. Beautifully detailed.
Soap is its kryptonite.
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Published:September 22, 2009
Daifuku
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Daifuku
Fantastic-o!
Definitely worth the buy! If you're looking for a packer that won't hurt your pants or your wallet, this is the one for you!
Feels real and fits well.
Color could be more life-like, a little too small for anything beyond packing.
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Published:March 23, 2009
Cunlinguist
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Cunlinguist
Makes Me Forget She Doesn't Have One...
Overall, this item stays true to its description, and my girlfriend and I are thoroughly pleased. Again, the material might not hold for as long as we'd like, but definitely worth the purchase.
Color, it looks pink but actually it was fairly close to my girlfriend's pale skin.
Superskin material, the fact that it isn't offered in colors for other skin tones.
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Published:November 13, 2008