Great American challenge vibrating sex toy review
Published: January 11, 2008
somewhat useful review
When it came to using the product, it was too huge for me! It was difficult to insert and, in my opinion, simply much too large. The idea is there, but the functionality fails.
The Great American Challenge lives up to its name!
This product is not for the faint of heart or the timid. I was initially surprised and a little off put by the 14 1/2 inch size of this vibrating dildo.
Aside from its massive size, it pays great attention to detail and design. Bright in color, this toy definitely stands out among the others.
A little confused as to where to begin, I started with the batteries. It took a lot of them but had a cool vibrating effect. Its double-stacked vibrating bullets make it possible to control from the top and bottom for maximum satisfaction, if you can in fact use this giant dildo. When it came to using the product, it was too huge for me! It was difficult to insert and, in my opinion, simply much too large. The idea is there, but the functionality fails. The Great American Challenge is definitely not for penetration and is far too large for everyday use. I did not enjoy this massive dildo in the least. Not only did it take massive amounts of lubrication, but it also was dissatisfying. One has to practically sit on this dildo in an attempt to gain pleasure. I could barely gain a few inches!
The jelly material of the Great American Challenge is not very pleasing either. It is difficult to clean and is not very durable. Depending on how you use it or how you store it, the jelly can easily be chipped away at. This monstrous challenge is also hard to be discreet with and is difficult to store because of its size. If you are looking for something to give you that full feeling, than this product is for you, if you are into more traditional dildos, it most definitely is not.
This product is not for the faint of heart or the timid. I was initially surprised and a little off put by the 14 1/2 inch size of this vibrating dildo.
Aside from its massive size, it pays great attention to detail and design. Bright in color, this toy definitely stands out among the others.
A little confused as to where to begin, I started with the batteries. It took a lot of them but had a cool vibrating effect. Its double-stacked vibrating bullets make it possible to control from the top and bottom for maximum satisfaction, if you can in fact use this giant dildo. When it came to using the product, it was too huge for me! It was difficult to insert and, in my opinion, simply much too large. The idea is there, but the functionality fails. The Great American Challenge is definitely not for penetration and is far too large for everyday use. I did not enjoy this massive dildo in the least. Not only did it take massive amounts of lubrication, but it also was dissatisfying. One has to practically sit on this dildo in an attempt to gain pleasure. I could barely gain a few inches!
The jelly material of the Great American Challenge is not very pleasing either. It is difficult to clean and is not very durable. Depending on how you use it or how you store it, the jelly can easily be chipped away at. This monstrous challenge is also hard to be discreet with and is difficult to store because of its size. If you are looking for something to give you that full feeling, than this product is for you, if you are into more traditional dildos, it most definitely is not.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the
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This is a great gag gift!
Gag gifts shouldn't cost $70 and be impossible to hide/get rid of, though.
Well...there IS a disclaimer saying it's not for insertion!
I imagine this would be useful in a "theme room"...
"THIS IS A HUGE DILDO AND CANNOT BE USED FOR PENETRATION!" Is the first thing on the product description page.
Kudos to you for actually trying to use this! lol. I suppose it's more for a gag or even something for a theme room like Ariane suggested, or perhaps if you're into BDSM you could use it to scare your partner senseless- never having to use it at all except to mindfuck them with. However, there could be some people that by some miracle, would physically be able to use this dildo. I look at this and then myself and it would be like trying to park a Mack truck in a compact car parking slot... an absolute no cigar!
You guys are all full of shit. My wife has had only 1 child and she can take my fist. We got this knowing well it was about the same size as my wrist was. She took it very deep. Going vag with this you can not take it all the way in- and its heavy, so I recommend cutting off the bottom portion to lower wieght.
To the last poster, I believe that fisting is quite a bit different. It's feasible for many women... unless you're inserting up to your elbow, there is a big length difference between fisting and this dildo.
To Alligirl It's like anything you order , you are so excited when you open your new toy , it is somewhat awkward. If you grip this thing abiut three inches behind the head with the base firm against somethingit will be much easier. After about four times I knew how to handle it . The oval shape is wonderful. It conforms much nicer. It the best order I have ever made.
Seiren, saying the reviewer is "full of shit" because she cannot use this toy is very negative. Human fists and 14 inch long dildos with 9 inch circumferences are SO different from one another. You can move your fingers around to ensure insertion of your hand but with this dildo there's nothing you can change. Also, It's jelly so I do not recommend for anyone to take a pair of scissors or a knife to alter this dildo.
Hi if anyone else has successfully used this toy please comment, I am very interested in this toy, lengthwise I don't think it will work, but I do like em' thick!
I used it twice this week (Just got it) Having 4 kids made it pretty easy. Love this baby!!
I knocked a burglar out with it and then the cops told me I still have to give him (Burglar) all my stuff because I am posting stuff on a dildo site
I purchased this and then bought the Roxy Music video box set. I am in heaven
I actually used this and to my surprise a .380 round fell out right after. I have been doing way too much target practice I think
This thing is great for getting out of triangles and traffic tickets. Great conversation piece. I have two now
the comment about the 4 kids is way too much info. Exercise mam, you're supposed to have muscle holding yourself together. That thing is fucking enormous i couldn't imagine using that on any woman other than a big sloppy mess. If you meet the challenge all you get is the Sloppy cunt award!
lol.. looking back over this toy it certainly has seemed to spark a lot of debate...
I recently got this toy and couldnt wait to try to take the "challenge" it took a few tries and some serious stretching but after a while I was able to get it in, once in its is an amazingly euphoric feeling being spread that wide and the softness and smotthness adds to it. I came pretty hard and it did hurt a bit but in a good way, you have to be a bit of a "size queen" in order to appreciate this one.....its kinda like sushi, alot of people hate it and wont ever try it, some enjoy it or at least will try it, but for those that love it, they cant get enough......in my opinion it is a bit overpriced and they could have made the head ever so slightly smaller.....