Hustler Joltin' Johnson - sex toy by Topco Sales - review by Alien Puss

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Hustler joltin' johnson sex toy review

The Joltin' Johnson by Hustler is a nicely packaged product, well designed with only a few improvements necessary. Although the Jel-Lee material has a strong smell, I give this product four stars.
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Pros:
Nicely sized, waterproof
Cons:
Control wire got in the way; Jel-Lee material has a heavy rubber smell.
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review
When I opened my package and took out my Joltin’ Johnson  by Hustler|Hustler joltin' johnson - Realistic vibrator by Topco-Hustler, my first thought was “Oh my God!” The size was very, very  promising. The Jel-Lee material it is made from is very silky and smooth to the touch just like real flesh. The only difference from real flesh is the Jel-Lee material has a very strong odor of rubber.

That new toy smell is not very appealing  and takes several washings with antibacterial soap to get to a tolerable level. Luckily, the Joltin’ Johnson is waterproof and can take the washing. The size itself is about seven inches tall and about two inches thick, and it has some nicely sized balls at the bottom, which make a very nice handle.

The Joltin’ Johnson by Hustler is a multi-speed vibrating cock|Realistic vibrators - Life-like vibrating dildos with the control attached by wire. The wire was not always in the way but did have a tendency to be a slight nuisance at the wrong times. If this toy was made wireless, it would be a lot better.

Also, the vibes are not the strongest; they could stand to rev them up a few notches, but they were nice.The vibes were nicely distrubuted through out the whole length of the toy. I would place the vibes at about three vrooms. Noise wise, the Joltin’ Johnson is fairly quite for a vibrating toy of its size; I would place it about three bees.

The size of this toy is not conducive to travel unless you have a large bag to carry it in, so I would leave it for home and go with one smaller and more designed for the women on the go. Also be sure to use plenty of lube because when inserted when not lubed sufficiently, it has a tendency to irritate the lining of the vagina.

This toy is nicely designed for solitary use, but I would be sure partner play would benefit from the Joltin’ Johnson also. Just make it wireless; rev up the Joltin’ a little bit more; try to take out the heavy new toy smell; and the Joltin’ Johnson would be a number one choice for anyone’s toy chest.
Follow-up commentary
Ok this is the first follow up review I felt I really needed to do. After further play with my toy I have come to the conclusion that Hustler may not know what they are doing.

The Joltin' Johnson still lives up to the vrooms and bees in my previous review, but I think I need to take off a star for the control. It seems that the control really belongs on a dollar store toy not a sex toy. The slide control button "stutters" more and more with use and the battery cover continually falls off. I had to break out the duct tape to keep it closed and the vibe running. It was a real disappointment to be enjoying myself and have the batteries fall out and the toy shut off.

I think the toy would be great without the vibration and a suction cup on the base. It is proving not to be the well constructed toy most people look for, the more I use it.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • lamira
    Thanks for the review!!
  • zandria
    Good review!
  • MagicVibe
    very useful review!
  • Pointillo
    The follow up review was especially helpful =)
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