Play things dong - realistic dildo by Cal Exotics - review by ajlq

Thanks for joining us. First up in the news: well-known sex toy manufacturer California Exotics recently released a dicklicious toy with a suction cup base. The mantastic phallus is made from “Pure Skin”, which is marketing lingo for TPR, a very bouncy material from which all great cocks should have been formed. We now go to Tina live on the scene for more details. Tina, where is that you’re at? It looks very rainy.

It is indeed, Bob. I’m in my shower. As you can see, I have the dicklightful toy right here, attached to the bathroom wall via its suction cup base. Though the base looks like a flimsy piece of skin, it keeps this huge piece of manflesh glued sturdily to the wall no matter how much I rock my vag around. See the trick is to get the suction cup a little wet before sticking it to the wall...a few drops of water will work, although I juiced it with goo that slopped directly out of my pussy.

That’s great Tina, it really looks like the sort of cock that would rock my ass hard.

Oh it’s definitely that, Bob, and I think your asshole could take its well-defined head and bulging veins while you slammed your ass hard up against its firm but fleshy balls. A thing I should mention to you Bob, since I know you’re a bit of a size queen: with suction cup toys, you can do doggy style and other positions that are typically difficult to maneuver with toys. It usually takes a Twister-like position to jam a toy in that direction and actually thrust it, but if it’s on your wall, you can just back up on it. Certainly lets me know what might happen if I bend down to pick up the soap!

Now Tina, I noticed when you held up the packaging that it has card suits and poker chips on it. Is this the sort of toy that might make a great fourth for bridge, or what’s that about?

Well, Bob, the toy is named “Pure Skin Player”, which would seem to refer to its abilities to play cards. It may be a play on the word “poker” (as in “poke her”) but I think more likely the fine folks at California Exotics thought it might imply that this is a dick in demand. I personally think “player” implies “man whore”, not really a trait I look for in my toys, but I know you’re a bit of a cock slut, aren’t you Bob?

Ha ha indeed Tina. Well what should our viewers know if they’re considering bringing one of these back to their own wet hole?

Bob, I think they should definitely bear in mind with any suction cup toy that it can be a good idea to get some extra length, in case they can’t back right up against the toy. As you can see (if you could just zoom here closer to my snootch) because of the curve of the tub, I can’t back all the way up like I’d like to, to take the full six inches of insertable length. Of course, the suction cup helps the toy’s versatility, and it can adhere to tables or whatever surface is about the right height for humping up on. The toy’s material is truly incredible, Bob. It’s soft, fleshy, stretchy, and very bouncy. It’s soft and hard at the same time like a real dick, and has smoothness but resistance just like real flesh. It feels great sliding in but what’s really unparalleled is the bouncy feeling it has when you move around on it, like it’s responding to your motion. I think to really show our viewers what we’re talking about, we should cut to video.

Well Tina I must say, I’m blazing a huge one in my pants just thinking about the potential of this toy.