Dick Rambone cock - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Ericc

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Scarily Exciting! Endless!

This massive dildo is great for anyone looking for a challenge. The girth will be a challenge for most, and the length will keep you endlessly thrilled!
Massive! An endless challenge! Great firmness and suction!
The odor, although not that bad, could be lessened.
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review


I didn't consider myself an anal beginner, until this package arrived. My jaw dropped in awe at the massive girth, weight, and endless length of this monster dildo! I couldn't resist it and got to work immediately. It took a few minutes to get started, but once it was in, I rode this beast on the floor for over an hour. I probably only got 5" deep, but every thrust was like a new adventure! I cannot imagine ever making it to the floor, but that's what excites me. It will be a very exciting and endless challenge!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Tub/shower/pool/wall/floor
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Suction
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

This dildo smells, but not as bad as described in some reviews I have read. The texture is firm and has no give. The suction cup is strong, and it stays in place on the floor and even on a painted wall!
    • Bumpy
    • Light odor

Design / Shape / Size

I am completely excited by the endless size of this dildo. The tip was easily (okay, somewhat -- I'm obviously not a pro) inserted; and, from there, it was like a roller coaster of bumpy veins and more girth.
The suction cup stayed in place on the floor and even held this massive and very heavy cock firmly placed on a painted wall.

The material is very firm, and has very little give.

I had read that the smell was bad, but I didn't believe it was that bad or strong at all. It has been thoroughly washed though, and I believe it will always have an odor.

Overall, I couldn't be more pleased. This dildo should keep me occupied for a very long time, as I can't possibly ever see getting to the bottom of it.
    • Not for beginners


Obviously, the size is the best part of this massive dildo! What else were you looking for? I was surprised at how well the suction cup held it in place, and it is firm enough to stand almost horizontal when attached to the wall. I really liked the length, as it stands high enough to really ride it on the floor.
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

This toy is very easily washed with warm water and antibacterial soap. It does not have any deep crevices or pores to worry about. A condom may be used for added safety and should be used whenever the toy is being used with multiple partners or orifices. I found it was very easily lubricated. It is definitely not discreet and will require a good hiding place, unless you have a great poker face and can pass it off as a gag!
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean


The packaging is nice and simple. The package has grooves around it, so it was easily opened; and it can be easily resealed and used as a storage container.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

I can't see ever getting tired of this endless toy!


I used this toy anally, and it is not for beginners. But, I can't imagine anyone could possibly be too advanced to enjoy this toy.
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