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Simple, Affordable Packer

All in all, this is a great packer for the price, though you have to make adjustments when wearing it if you don't want to look like you have a constant hard-on. If you don't mind the size of the Medium version of this packer, that one actually seems to be more unobtrusive.
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Pros:
Realistic size, detailed texture, low price
Cons:
Unrealistic color, prone to tearing, erect default position
Rating by reviewer:
4
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Use

The Mr. Limpy extra small is an excellent affordable packer for everyday use. Unfortunately, you're generally going to have to use a packing harness or something similar if you don't want your bulge to look unusually large.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Ftm
    • Everyone
    • Gender play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Everyday use
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genital area

Material / Texture

The Mr. Limpy's superskin material actually feels more realistic than that of more expensive brands like the Sailor, especially if you're only gently prodding and squeezing. Of course, it's much stretchier and more pliable than an actual cock, and if you squeeze it, it feels a bit like a stress ball.

Unfortunately, this packer is a bit delicate and prone to tearing, so I'd recommend against being too rough with it if you want it to last. Before I made a harness for it, I tied the shaft to the balls with embroidery floss in order to prevent it from sticking out too much, and there are visible cuts in the material where the floss used to be. The material also tends to pick up dust if left in the open.
    • Flexible
    • Porous
    • Picks up dust

Design / Shape / Size

The back of the packer is flat and smooth, while the rest is textured. The veins and other detail on the shaft and balls can't really be felt, but the shape and texture of the head is more pronounced and noticeable to the touch. The balls are surprisingly large in comparison to the shaft, and as I've mentioned earlier, its default position is erect, which can be quite awkward in some situations.
    • Discreet look/design
    • Realistic

Performance

The Mr. Limpy packer works pretty well as long as you use it in a harness of some kind rather than packing it loose as you can with some other packers. I made a makeshift harness similar to the one available for the Mr. Right, and I know others who will pack it in a sock and pin it where it needs to go. As long as it's properly secured, you don't have to worry about it after you've put on your pants, which can be a relief.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

The Mr. Limpy can be cleaned with soap and warm water when necessary, though after washing it'll become a bit tacky, but if you sprinkle it with corn starch it'll regain the feel it had when it was new. Since it is prone to picking up dust, it's a good idea to store it in a pouch or something similar when it's not in use.
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Comments
  • Madsinner
    Madsinner  
    Thanks for the review
  • T&A1987
    T&A1987  
    Very creative, especially the use of embroidery floss and discovery of how much wear and tear it faces. Just include more about some specific, what material it's made of, if that an be used with all lubes, its porosity, how to clean it, methods that don't work for cleaning, things like that.
  • Rey
    Rey  
    thx for sharing your review, and for mentioning the cornstarch. Mine attracts lint like there is no tomorrow, so i'll give this a go
  • Sima-pusya
    Sima-pusya  
    This is a great review!
  • RabidPizza
    RabidPizza  
    Thanks for this!
  • edeneve
    edeneve  
    good start at reviewing.
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