Mr. Limpy extra small - realistic dildo by Fleshlight - review by Kinkyquing

The Mr. Limpy (or as it was called when I bought it, the 'Mr. Softee') is a more than adequate packing dildo. Up until this point, I had been making do with lube-and-condom packers, and let me tell you this is a definite step up, especially for the price.

First, the size: While it may sound very small, and would probably not feel large enough in the pants of a taller/larger person, for someone on the smaller end of the five foot range and small framed, it is *definitely* enough. It creates a nice bulge in my pants without looking like I have a raging hard on. I cannot say if the size creates a realistic bulge for people groping at it as I have not had that experience.

Second, the material: Mr. Limpy is made of superskin, meaning it does get slightly tacky and is harder to keep clean than silicone. However, given that it is *not* meant for penetration (and, really, while I'm sure you could make it work somehow if you really wanted to, I don't see the appeal), it isn't much work. I keep mine in a plastic bag when I'm not wearing it, and occasionally dust it with cornstarch. The tacky sensation is most noticeable on the part of the packer that is in direct contact with the pubic area (being sticky when I got it out of the package). I generally give it a light dusting on that area before slipping it in my underwear and am then good for the day.

(I should note that while it cannot be used for penetration, I have used mine during masturbation to 'jerk off' and have found it to be a very pleasing experience, as the Limpy has a nice weight in the hand)


I only have two small problems with Limpy. The first and the only one that is the fault of the product is the material. Being my first superskin toy, I don't have much experience with the material and do not know if it is just Limpy or the material itself, but it does 'peel'. Right after getting Limpy out of the package, there was a bit of the material hanging off like a tiny hangnail (not an appealing image, I know). I picked it off, and now Limpy has a tiny dent or two where these bits were. Thus, I would definitely keep your toy in a baggie to protect it when not wearing and I would suppose they need replaced every once in awhile if worn frequently.

The only other problem, and not truly Limpy's fault, is how it moves around in the underwear if not worn in a a harness. I would not wear tight pants if not harnessing, because it is does twist and turn a lot and ends up upside down/sideways/etc. Also, be wary if not harnessing when going to public restrooms--I have had to make quick dives after mine has gone flying to the stall floor a time or two.