Softee ballsy cock - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Heartthrob

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Soft, Supple, and Hits Everything

The Softee Ballsy is the cutest dildo around. It's softness melted my heart and won me over. Perfect for beginners who are not quite sure of hard, unbendable toys or for those people out there who love to experiment with strange positions and long for a flexible, realistic, companion.
Soft, Veined, Realistic
Strong new toy smell
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


The Softee Ballsy Cock is a soft, bendable, dildo suitable for either vaginal or anal penetration (always cover with a condom if intending to use for anal). Because of it's suppleness, the Softee is perfect for beginners but I must admit, I was taken by the Softee's soft charm. Although not as firm as an actual penis, it still gets the job done. Because it is soft, people who love to try different positions but hate being poked right in the cervix would love this toy. It will bend wherever you need it to, no problem. In addition, the realistic balls serve as a base to hold and thrust the toy by, always a plus in my book.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The Softee Ballsy is constructed out of sil-a-gel also called Polyvinyl chloride which is phthalates and latex free. The toy is extremely soft and squishy with a firm inner core. Even so, it is much softer than the normal, erect, human penis. The shaft and balls are smooth but sticky. In fact, I had it sitting next to a feather tickler and it literally grabbed onto a few of the feathers and pulled them off! It will stick to anything small. Even so, during use, a little lube will go a long way to remedy the slightly tacky feel.

Sadly, the Softee is guilty of the new toy smell. It has a strong one and a slightly bitter taste. Alas, I will not be giving any mock blow jobs to this cutie. Even so, he makes up for it in performance.

Finally, the shaft is covered in a little over 7 raised, pliable, veins which cause waves of vaginal stimulation.
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

The Softee is a realistic dildo, just the way I like them. The head is slightly flared, well pronounced, and detailed on the underside in regards to folds of skin. The shaft is covered in veins, probably a bit more than the real thing, which provide intense stimulation. In addition, the balls which are uneven just like the real thing, slap against the buttocks adding both stimulation and a sense of realness to the experience.

The dildo measures about 6 1/4 inches long with 5 of those inches being insertable length. The circumference is 5 inches around so this toy is really about average. It's small enough for beginners but also large enough to satisfy most everyone.

Because the Softee is a realistic dildo it is not discreet at all.
    • Beginner
    • Realistic


The Softee is really one of my better dildos. I admired it for a moment, lubed it up, and popped it in. In no time, I was on the verge of a vaginal climax, something I am new to, but really loving. The veins rubbed against my G-Spot adding a deliciously toe curling aspect to stimulation. The softness of the toy gave it some give, just like the real thing, although it did feel a little softer than normal. The balls flapped against my inner thighs and butt making me feel like I was being pounded. Then, I decided to try out the suction cup feature. On the base of the toy is a small groove which, if applied to a smooth surface, might form a seal. I could ride the toy from a sitting position this way, but only for a few moments. Alas, this one is a mock suction cup, but it can work for a few moments of cow girl bliss.

Finally, the Softee is O-Ring compatible.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

Because the Softee is constructed out of Sil-a-Gel it is antibacterial, meaning that if it is cared for properly, it should last a very long time without growing a farm of bacteria. I wash mine with soap and water before and after each use and store it in a toy chest. If your toy attracts dust during play (which is possible) cover it with a condom. An average sized condom will fit just fine over this guy.

Finally, use only water and silicone based lubes with this toy, never use oil.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The Softee comes in a cute, sixties inspired, rainbow flower printed, plastic clam shell package. The back of the clam shell offers information on the size of the toy and its body safe features. In addition, myspace, twitter, and facebook information is provided along with information in six different languages.

The packaging is not all that suitable for gifting however it can be used as storage for the toy.
    • Good for storage
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • I'll Miss You EF :(
    Sil-a-gel is the most rank substance ever. I store mine in plastic bags, it helps mask the smell!

    Good review!
  • Heartthrob
    SGCris, a plastic bag? I'll have to try that. Thanks.
  • Lady Marmelade
    Good, thanks for the review.
  • Herp
    Great review!
  • mikebooks
    Excellent review
  • underHim
    Thanks for the review
  • pinkzombie
    Great, thanks!
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