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This is for the non-picky (about product material) size-queen. A torpedo suited to break down your battlements in a pile of sticky bliss. It takes some working up to, but it's amazing to use for the feeling of fullness without being too hard on your inner bits.
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Pros:
Thick but not long, soft, firm core, harness-friendly (if you have a big enough o-ring).
Cons:
Requires a bit of working up to, porous.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

This bombshell is the best fitting one for me of the entire line (based on the measurements they share on the product page); it's not too long and is wonderfully girthy without being painful. I would never suggest that anyone new to sex toys/novices at inserting things into their vagina try this toy--it's best for size-queens and those aspiring to be one.

It does have a slight flared base, but I don't believe that it'd be entirely safe for anal, porous material notwithstanding.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

There definitely was a strong, headache-inducing smell when I first opened the packaging. It was diminished by washing it with lightly-scented soap and having it air-out in the bathroom. There's still a smell now, but I have to put my sensitive nose right next to it to notice.

The texture is smooth and has a drag similar to some of the silicone toys I own. The semi-realistic shape is fun once I've worked myself up enough to insert and thrust it without much difficulty. It's cushioned enough for me to use it roughly (my cervix is a bit sensitive to pain) or just hold it inside for extra squeezing fun.

It's also harness-compatible if you've got a large enough o-ring (2.5 inches or a bit bigger) and it doesn't slouch around. I walked around with my big, grey cock for a while and the pound of weight wasn't too tiring.

    • Flexible
    • Harness compatible
    • Light odor

Design / Shape / Size

Even though this is PVC, I LOVE the size. You don't come across too many dildos that are short-ish and fat.

Measurements:
Total length: 7.5 inches long
Insertable: 7 inches
Circumference: 6.5 inches on the shaft and 7 inches at the flange.

It's a nice, semi-realistic shape, and is certainly not discreet. A giant, grey cock will never be subtle. Don't bring it with you unless it's in a bag of its own, as it will pick up lint and fuck knows what else.



Performance

It worked pretty nicely. My one complaint is that it should have a bigger base to hold onto for thrusting and for those who want it for anal use.

There's a weird pseudo-suction cup on the bottom that does an okay job at holding it to a flat surface. It stayed on my bathroom wall for 30-ish seconds before plummeting to the ground like the bombshell it is.

For harness use, make sure you've got a 2.5-inch diameter O-ring to fit this huge thing, and with its weight, use a sturdy material/build to keep it up.

    • Comfortable
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

It's slightly finicky to care for; PVC shouldn't touch other toys or anything with dyes, since it soaks it up like a rubber sponge. Preferred storage is in a plastic bag, by itself, away from sunlight.

It's compatible with water-based and silicone lubricants, so use whatever you want for battle!
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging



It's just your standard, clam-shell packaging with a laminated paper insert that contains various information about the toy.
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable
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  • bog
    bog  
    Fantastic review! Thank you!
  • Zombirella
    Zombirella  
    Wow, this thing is scary! All of these are crazy huge, you have to be brave to use these. Nice review on it though .
  • kendra30752
    kendra30752  
    Excellent review! I enjoyed reading your review very much. I've been waiting to see a review on this, although it'd be an impossible feat for me, I was interested to hear how it worked. I hate to hear that it's smelly at first. I can see how a more flared base would be of use on this sucker. Thanks for sharing photos too. I like that you even included one showing how much pressure you could apply for squish.
  • Beautiful-Disaster
    Beautiful-Disaster  
    Thank you for your pictures and great review!
  • travelnurse
    travelnurse  
    Thanks for the info
  • Research
    Research  
    Nice review, I'm glad to see more large items appearing on Eden lately
  • mpfm
    mpfm  
    Great review. Thanks.
  • SecretKinksters
    SecretKinksters  
    Nice review! This thing is a MONSTER!
  • Mikemanz
    Mikemanz  
    wow! you're my hero
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