American Bombshell B7 torpedo - strap-on dildo by Doc Johnson - review by GonetoLovehoney

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This is for the non-picky (about product material) size-queen. A torpedo suited to break down your battlements in a pile of sticky bliss. It takes some working up to, but it's amazing to use for the feeling of fullness without being too hard on your inner bits.
Thick but not long, soft, firm core, harness-friendly (if you have a big enough o-ring).
Requires a bit of working up to, porous.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This bombshell is the best fitting one for me of the entire line (based on the measurements they share on the product page); it's not too long and is wonderfully girthy without being painful. I would never suggest that anyone new to sex toys/novices at inserting things into their vagina try this toy--it's best for size-queens and those aspiring to be one.

It does have a slight flared base, but I don't believe that it'd be entirely safe for anal, porous material notwithstanding.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

There definitely was a strong, headache-inducing smell when I first opened the packaging. It was diminished by washing it with lightly-scented soap and having it air-out in the bathroom. There's still a smell now, but I have to put my sensitive nose right next to it to notice.

The texture is smooth and has a drag similar to some of the silicone toys I own. The semi-realistic shape is fun once I've worked myself up enough to insert and thrust it without much difficulty. It's cushioned enough for me to use it roughly (my cervix is a bit sensitive to pain) or just hold it inside for extra squeezing fun.

It's also harness-compatible if you've got a large enough o-ring (2.5 inches or a bit bigger) and it doesn't slouch around. I walked around with my big, grey cock for a while and the pound of weight wasn't too tiring.

    • Flexible
    • Harness compatible
    • Light odor

Design / Shape / Size

Even though this is PVC, I LOVE the size. You don't come across too many dildos that are short-ish and fat.

Total length: 7.5 inches long
Insertable: 7 inches
Circumference: 6.5 inches on the shaft and 7 inches at the flange.

It's a nice, semi-realistic shape, and is certainly not discreet. A giant, grey cock will never be subtle. Don't bring it with you unless it's in a bag of its own, as it will pick up lint and fuck knows what else.


It worked pretty nicely. My one complaint is that it should have a bigger base to hold onto for thrusting and for those who want it for anal use.

There's a weird pseudo-suction cup on the bottom that does an okay job at holding it to a flat surface. It stayed on my bathroom wall for 30-ish seconds before plummeting to the ground like the bombshell it is.

For harness use, make sure you've got a 2.5-inch diameter O-ring to fit this huge thing, and with its weight, use a sturdy material/build to keep it up.

    • Comfortable
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

It's slightly finicky to care for; PVC shouldn't touch other toys or anything with dyes, since it soaks it up like a rubber sponge. Preferred storage is in a plastic bag, by itself, away from sunlight.

It's compatible with water-based and silicone lubricants, so use whatever you want for battle!
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


It's just your standard, clam-shell packaging with a laminated paper insert that contains various information about the toy.
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable
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  • bog
    Fantastic review! Thank you!
  • Zombirella
    Wow, this thing is scary! All of these are crazy huge, you have to be brave to use these. Nice review on it though .
  • kendra30752
    Excellent review! I enjoyed reading your review very much. I've been waiting to see a review on this, although it'd be an impossible feat for me, I was interested to hear how it worked. I hate to hear that it's smelly at first. I can see how a more flared base would be of use on this sucker. Thanks for sharing photos too. I like that you even included one showing how much pressure you could apply for squish.
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    Thank you for your pictures and great review!
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    Great review. Thanks.
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    wow! you're my hero
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    Thanks for the review.
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    Great review -- big one!
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