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Squirt, squirt!

This girthy, veiny cock with huge squishy balls is fun to play with and easy enough to clean. It's definitely worth a try if you've been wanting an ejaculating toy for awhile.
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Pros:
Actually looks real
Plunger and squirt tube work great
Feels awesome
Cons:
Having to trim up the top part of the tube and tip of the plunger
Smells terrible for awhile
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review
I just got this in the mail today, so excited to review it. I had one previously, but lost it in a move between cities.


Box


First thing that hits me as I'm unboxing it is: the smell. Oh my god, the smell is terrible. Really chemically/plastic smell. It's pretty easy to take care of this by airing it out for a few days after a good wash with lots of toy safe soap.


Now, if you're looking for realistic with the ability to "cum" then this is pretty much it for the market. It's very detailed with its shape, feel and coloring. Even the balls on it feel somewhat real. The firmness and flexibility of this toy are pretty great too. This is one of those toys that actually feels like a hard dick would, but if you need to it's easy enough to bend without having to worry about doing any damage.

Balls and shaft

The base, as I mentioned above, is a nice set of balls. I'm not gonna lie, they're pretty big, but this could be a plus if you ride it cowgirl because you'll have two nice soft landing spots. The suction cup in the base, however, seems pretty flimsy and I know from having my last one that it can come out easily if you're not careful. It's not hard to repair, but it should be noted right out of the box: don't trust the suction cup to stay attached to the bottom of this toy. The suction itself is fantastic, just wish it'd stay in there better.


Base and squirt tube


Squirter



Now for the fun part: SQUIRTING! While the plunger is easy enough to fill, it's a little challenging to actually connect it to the tube for the big finish. I chose to cut the tube on the plunger at an angle and it was a lot easier after that to get it in and out.


Tip


The one thing I've found with both times I've owned this toy is that for some reason (that I can't figure out) the manufacturer leaves a bit of extra tubing sticking out and I always have to trim the top part of the squirting tube. It can be slightly uncomfortable to play with if you don't trim it down a little as it ends up poking/scratching the inside of your pussy/ass.

As a whole, it's a pretty fantastic and fun to play with toy. The girth and texture are great and having a suction cup base (even one that might have to be repaired after awhile) make it easy to use it in all sorts of positions and ways.
Follow-up commentary
It's still as great as I remember. Now I just have to go find a good recipe for fake cum.
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My Squirt - the realistic tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Oral
    • Vaginal
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Comments
  • ConnerJay
    ConnerJay  
    The size scares me.
    If they are made a smaller one I would buy it just so I could put weird shit like purple koolaid in it too freak everybody out
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    Thanks for the pics
  • *Camoprincess*
    *Camoprincess*  
    Thanks for the review I have this one an the "cumming" affect didn't work so well on mine
  • MrWishyWashy
    MrWishyWashy  
    Thank you for sharing!
  • deltalima
    deltalima  
    This looks awesome. Thanks for sharing
  • Archery
    Archery  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Bleu
    Bleu  
    Weird product! But interesting idea. Thanks for the review.
  • Mrs.Tee
    Mrs.Tee  
    thanks for sharing
  • AMS3188
    AMS3188  
    Thanks for the detailed pics!
  • ToriTastic
    ToriTastic  
    thank you for the review.
  • karenm
    karenm  
    Great review, thanks!
  • Brook4114
    Brook4114  
    thanks for the review
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