Squirty peter dinger - dildo discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by PassionQT

For those desiring a cum-soaking experiencing, particularly those with creampie and facial fancies, "The Squirting Peter Dinger" can help fulfill those fantasies. Just be warned, it's a toy that costs under $15, so don't expect it to last forever. There's definitely room for improvement with this toy, especially with the valve on the suction ball that disappeared a few times right into the ball when I was trying to attach it to the plastic tubing. It's still fun and the cumshot is a full-force explosion!

The cock is made from Sil-A-Gel (not rubber like the descriptive review suggests) which actually has a safety rating of 5 (not 3 like rubber). It has built-in antibacterial properties to hinder the growth of nasties in this otherwise semi-porous material. It's also latex and cadmium free. On the downside, this material is very sticky and provides a lot of drag. Hair and lint will adhere to it in an instant. The overall texture is smooth and slightly shiny. Ridges beneath the head and some several bumps provide some noticeable sensation during use. Unfortunately, there is an rubbery smell to it; not overwhelming, but nevertheless it could bother some. There's a slight taste too.

This cock is a nice, large size, measuring about 8-inches long with a flared base, should it be used for anal or perhaps even the right type of harness. Most of the full length can be full inserted, save for the base, so it's nice for thrusting. The large head is the most prominent and thickest part of the toy and will present the biggest challenge during insertion. Ideally, this is best for vaginal play, not so much for anal, but hey, if that's what you want to use it for, just be forewarned that it's probably going to be a bit of a challenge getting it in. The diameter of the head is just about 1-3/4 inches, so it's thick. Below the head are a few prominent ridges, a break of smooth material, and 3 rows of smooth round bumps toward the base that would stimulate the vaginal opening during use. The underside is smooth, save for a slightly raised "Doc Johnson" logo.

The tip of the dildo's head has a 3/16-inch opening where the contents will spurt out from. An 8.5 inch segment of clear plastic tubing with a diameter of 1/4-inch is fixed to the base. A separate fleshtone colored bulb holds roughly 1/4 to 1/3 cup of whatever fluid one chooses.

This cock can shoot high with a full load and will really fill you up. The problem is the black valve that attaches to the bulb. It's not fixed in place very securely and can easily get pushed down into the bulb or leak around the edges if it's not pulled out all the way. So, after filling it and before placing it in the tubing, squeeze the bulb right where the bottom of the valve is so that it doesn't slip back down (see video). Follow the same handling procedure when removing the bulb for a refill or final cleaning.

So what should it be filled with? That depends! Are you aiming for a facial or for a creampie? If you are going for a budget facial, tit-splashing-only concoction, you can heat some water to boiling, turn off the heat, and stir in a spoonful or more of flour until the right consistency is achieved, then allow the mixture to cool (can store for up to 2 days in fridge). The vagina, however, needs a product that won't cause irritation or a yeast infection, so as much as you might enjoy eating a sweet vanilla flavored sauce,, finding something that tastes good and is SAFE for her pussy isn't going to be that easy to find. There are actually a variety of lubricants out there that have the appearance of cum, but may not be safe for ingestion. Just do a search for "cum lube".

With the flared base, this might be compatible with the right type of harness that would allow for the flow of the fluid.

After using this toy, the dildo should be washed with antibacterial soap and warm water. Sil-A-Gel can be used with either silicone or water-based lubricants. The bulb should be filled (by squeezing to aspire in the liquid) with warm water, re-attached to the clear tubing, and pushed through. Repeat a couple of times then detach and allow all parts to air-dry. Store away from heat and light, preferably in a lint free cloth or a zip-lock lightly powdered with some corn starch.

The packaging this comes in is a large clamshell that measures about 16-inches long and a little over 4 inches wide. Just expect the box it arrives in to be large!

I have another inexpensive squirting dildo where the bulb attached directly to the dildo and stays in place with some type of hood. It's ok, but sometimes the bulb falls out or the liquid spills through before I'm ready. With Peter, the liquid won't escape until the bulb is given a good squeeze.