Squirty peter dinger - dildo discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by Aiko Althea

I would like to say that this toy was not what I was expecting it to be. Lint, hair and even dirt were attracted to this toy. It was hard to figure out how to fill the toy up. I found that the bulb can be removed and be filled that way. Water was way too runny to use, and lube was the same way. I looked online for some home remedies for fake semen, which was also a little too runny and hard to clean out after use.

This toy was a wonder but not my style, the shaft was too long and the tube that makes the toy squirt was always getting in the way. Cleaning up the mess, even if it was water, was hard. When you use it on the bed or floor you end up with a big, wet spot.

I would recommend getting a different squirting toy. One that isn't as long shafted as this one and one that isn't as long corded as this one would be better. I have to give this toy 2 out of 5 stars because of how it was for me.

This toy does make a few noises like a farting noise when you squeeze the bulb to release the "cum". Overall, if it wasn't for the lint, and if it was able to work it would be a great toy to have.

Regarding the bumps on the bottom of the shaft: I was unable to know how it would be like since the shaft is very long. The bumps towards the front of the toy near the head did more work than what the actual toy did. I wouldn't say I had a great experience with the toy. It wasn't for me since I had so much trouble with the tiniest thing.