Squirty peter dinger - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by Aiko Althea

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I have to say the only thing I got out of this toy was that the bumps towards the head did more work than the dildo itself. The head of the dildo was not really what you would say a normal head. It's attracted to lint, hair, and dirt, it's got a big shaft (which you don't hit the bumps on the bottom of the shaft), and the tubing for the "fake cum" to travel through is too long.
Bumps towards head, bigger head
Attracted to lint/hair, big shaft, long tube
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I would like to say that this toy was not what I was expecting it to be. Lint, hair and even dirt were attracted to this toy. It was hard to figure out how to fill the toy up. I found that the bulb can be removed and be filled that way. Water was way too runny to use, and lube was the same way. I looked online for some home remedies for fake semen, which was also a little too runny and hard to clean out after use.

This toy was a wonder but not my style, the shaft was too long and the tube that makes the toy squirt was always getting in the way. Cleaning up the mess, even if it was water, was hard. When you use it on the bed or floor you end up with a big, wet spot.

I would recommend getting a different squirting toy. One that isn't as long shafted as this one and one that isn't as long corded as this one would be better. I have to give this toy 2 out of 5 stars because of how it was for me.

This toy does make a few noises like a farting noise when you squeeze the bulb to release the "cum". Overall, if it wasn't for the lint, and if it was able to work it would be a great toy to have.

Regarding the bumps on the bottom of the shaft: I was unable to know how it would be like since the shaft is very long. The bumps towards the front of the toy near the head did more work than what the actual toy did. I wouldn't say I had a great experience with the toy. It wasn't for me since I had so much trouble with the tiniest thing.
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My Squirty peter dinger tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • Oral
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  • Bex1331
    thanks for the review, its too bad it didnt quit work for you
  • amplified to rock
    Thanks for the review! I won't be trying this anytime soon...
  • Falsepast
    This one doesn't seem too fun
  • hotcherry
    Thanks for the review
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    Thanks for the review
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    thanks for the review!
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    Nice! Thanks!!
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    thanks for the review.
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