10" classic dong - dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Annemarie

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Stinky... yet satisfying!

An absolute classic, but by no means an absolute favorite, the Classic Dong Royal is only what it is. It's disappointing that it's made out of such a low quality of material, but it's fabulous that it's so affordable! If you can get beyond the smell, this one will be a toy to remember.
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Pros:
Size, simplicity, ease of use, price.
Cons:
Smell, material.
Rating by reviewer:
5
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Use

Alone, with someone, with many someones, this thing will make you happy. It's such a classic dong that everyone should own one, just for that one or two times one wants to thrust their brains out, hard and fast. As it has no flared base, it should not be used anally (even despite its size... who would want to?). I find that the best way to use the Classic Dong Royal is just with myself and a little (read: a LOT) of lube.
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Material / Texture

The material of this dong is rubber. No, it's not the most safest of materials, but it gets the job done and is generally easy to care for. I would love it if this came in silicone, and I've read that Doc Johnson will be releasing their 8 inch in silicone soon. In the mean time, clean this with some gentle soap and water, or a toy cleaner (perhaps one with a scent to it!).

Upon opening, this thing stinks. It smells up the room. Open a window when you open the package. Seriously. Then go wash it several times. It claims it is odorless, and maybe there's so much odor that it comes back around to being odorless. I didn't taste it upon opening, but there's generally no flavor to it (thank goodness!). It feels squishy, but firm. It can be bent to your liking, though it will bounce back. It is vein-y on one side only; the "back" side is fairly non-textured.

Design / Shape / Size

Call it basic or classic, it delivers. It's large, large enough to use the bottom 1/3rd (or so) as a handle. The head is large, and the length is long, and the girth is large. It will turn you into a size queen, guaranteed. So, maybe not for the beginner, unless you know you're capable of taking it all or have plenty of lube on hand.

It's realistic (unless you count the lack of a body and/or balls attached), probably not suitable for travel due to its size, and definitely not discreet.

Performance

The best thing about this toy is you couldn't consider giving it up once you got it. It's totally classic and/or basic, and will always have a place in your heart/toy box. I know it will in mine.

The not so best thing about it is the smell. I'm hoping it will go away after a couple of washes.

Care and Maintenance

I store it in a large Ziploc bag (to keep the smell away) in my toy box and I find it easy to care for, in the way that most toys can be cared for. Wash it before and after use, and it will last you a good time. It picks up a fair bit of lint, and it's kind of a sticky material, so I'd keep it separate from everything just in case. Rubber is compatible with water-based and silicone-based lubes.

Packaging

It was packaged in a plastic blister-type package that was easy to open. There were no instructions for cleaning or use in the package. I would not suggest using it as a gift box, but for storage it might be fine if you have the room for it.

Personal comments

Every time I go to think of the Classic Dong Royal, I always end up pronouncing it 'royale,' and then adding a 'with cheese' at the end. For you Pulp Fiction fans.
Follow-up commentary
It's still stinky. And it's still satisfying. This dildo fills me up like no other, and it's worth the smell, seriously, especially considering the price! Spray some perfume on your pillow and shove your face in it, because this one is definitely worth owning.
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Comments
  • Maiden
    Maiden  
    I own this one as well! I agree with the smell, but it's my only complaint. Well, that, and I wish it was made of silicone.

    Great review... I would suggest including the measurements of this big toy, as well as a little more detail on how it bends, or maybe a bit more personal experience. That being said, it was a nice quick read.
  • NuMe
    NuMe  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Definitely too bad about the smell!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    My roommate has this but in the clear version. It was a WEIRD smell, like semi-sweet even...bizarre and off putting for sure.
  • Gardenvy
    Gardenvy  
    "Spray some perfume on your pillow and shove your face in it, because this one is definitely worth owning." - That line is hilarious... I can tell you enjoy this toy!
    Great review!
  • Hannah Savage
    Hannah Savage  
    It's too big for me, but I'm glad that such a simple, classic toy still can bring so much pleasure. Not everything needs bells and whistles!
  • I'll Miss You EF :(
    I'll Miss You EF :(  
    I own this in beige, and in bender and jelly. I love this shape! I wish it would be in silicone also.
    great review!
  • darkkitty
    darkkitty  
    Nice review!
  • Blooddragon
    Blooddragon  
    Great review, thank you!
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    pinkzombie  
    Nice review!
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    zwee75  
    Thanks for the review!
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    jeangel246  
    Thanks for the review
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    Kirill1171  
    Very nice review
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    Apirka  
    Thanks for sharing!
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    lovebites  
    thanks for the review!
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    sugar&spikes  
    thanks for the review
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    ginainohio78  
    thansk
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    pocketsebastian  
    Thanks
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