Hottie xtra - dildo discontinued by Happy Valley - review by Sinclair Sexsmith

The negative about this Hottie cock is the same as the positive: it really is freakin’ huge.

That said, though, it’s not actually as big as it looks. It’s a smaller than a fist (and certainly easier to take), and while my hand doesn’t actually close all the way around it, because it’s so short (5 ¼”) it appears in these photos to be much larger than it really is.

It took me almost two months to find a girl willing to take this. In the meantime, I had fun experimenting with it myself, and I found I liked it, and could get it in (with LOTS OF LUBE and a little bit of personal foreplay, erotica reading, or DVD playing) fairly easily. I like that feeling of being filled, I like being fisted, and have very different orgasms when I’m stretched open on something this big. It’s lovely to have something to clench against.

The girl I finally tried it with, though willing, was scared and skeptical. I decided to keep it in my hand, rather than strap it on, because I wanted to have the control in my fist and because I was skeptical about how short it was – I didn’t think it would harness very well, it would pop out, which could be painful. I wanted the control of my hand, too, wanted to be able to feel how her pussy was stretching open as I worked it (slowly, slowly) inside.

It took a few tries. The first time I slid it in, it was too much, and I slid out and let her calm, breath, open for me. The second time, I touched her clit, added more lube (more lube! Always more lube!), added some dirty talk, and told her that if she wanted it, she was going to have to press onto me, she was going to have to take it in herself, and I wasn’t going to push it in. I kept my grip so she could easily push against me, take it in herself, and that worked better; she wasn’t nearly as scared, because she was controlling the depth and speed, and eventually she took it, all the way to the base.

Did she like it, you ask? Oh yes. Once she relaxed, and was able to take it in, she loved it.

This cock comes with a little bullet vibe in a hole in its base. The vibration is quite strong, but it’s a little too intense when paired with the huge thickness of this cock. It’s something I’m still working up to, as it’s really thick and that sensation itself is enough (and sometimes too much).

The only reason this is getting a lower star rating is because it is very specialized; it is not a good all-around cock. It has a very specific function, for very particular bodies who happen to open that way.

PROS: Holy crap, it’s big. The vibration is strong, too.

CONS: Holy crap, it’s big! The vibrator in the base took a lot of work to pull it out of there so I could get out the small red tab separating the battery from the contact out (since it comes with the battery already, I guess so it doesn’t get accidentally hit in shipping and turn on, wear the battery out).

MAINTENANCE: Silicone, so it’s easily boilable to sterilize. You’ll have to take out the small vibrating bullet (which proved quite difficult, because it’s really stuck in there and my fingers are too big to get a good grip on it, but it wasn’t impossible).

HOW I RECOMMEND IT: Hand-held, rather than in a harness, because it is so short (and wide) that it is hard to control with the hips. Unless you’ve got a real size queen on your hands, just the feeling of being filled will be enough, and the in-and-out motion will not be necessary – and may, in fact, be too much. The vibration, also, is a LOT – build up to it slowly. Oh, and lots of lube. Did you hear me? LOTS OF LUBE.

WHO WILL WANT IT: People who like to get fisted, or people whose partners like to get fisted.