Jellyfish - dildo by Whipspider rubberworks - review by J.D. Bauchery

All the toys I've been coming in contact with recently have been so weird-looking. The Jellyfish dildo might just top that list as the strangest dildo I've ever seen, or at least ever used. A turquoise, lavender, and translucent white (which I swear glows in the dark) dildo that basically looks like a Jellyfish - hence the name - sitting on top of a post. The body of the Jellyfish rests on the tip like a head, with the tentacles snaking down over the shaft to create an intricately textured surface, which feels both good and odd at the same time.

After I got over the initial look of the Jellyfish, my first thought was ' holy crap that thing is big!' This toy is thick! With a circumference of 5 ½ inches, the Jellyfish is a whole inch bigger around than my beloved Bandito. Plus the head seemed gigantic at first glance. I guess it's not that big now that I look at it, but that first impression made me seriously fear for my vag.

I knew I could never just start out with a toy that big, so I did a little warming up and once I felt things might be ok, I picked up Jellyfish and tentatively went to town. Turned out to be a good idea on my part, because I handled that big gal fine and spent more time enjoying the textured tentacles (I hope that is the only time I ever write that phrase) than thinking about the weirdly filling sensation of the girth.

I don't really know what to think about this toy. I generally prefer to steer clear of animal-shaped toys, but this one is a little bit tricky to categorize. More science fiction than cute bunny, the Jellyfish falls into the grey area of something that I probably wouldn't have purchased based on it's looks (I know, I'm judging a book by it's cover), but am quite happy to have now that I've experienced all it has to offer.

I give Jellyfish 4 stars. Good quality and fun, but a little to big for everyday use - for me at least.