Unicorn horn sex toy review
Published: February 20, 2008
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Feeling a little horn-y? The unicorn is a fabulously fun dildo that feels great, looks amazing, and is is made of good quality materials by an awesome independent company. I can't recommend it enough!
Pros:
Unique, silicone (easy to clean, phthalate free), horn swirls feel great, harness compatible.
Cons:
Slightly odd looking, no bullet vibe in base.
Ever play with My Little Ponies? Or have an obsession with “The Last Unicorn?” Do you too want a stable o’ dildos?
If so, do I have the dildo for you! Whipspider, a new independent sex toy company based in Maine, has come up with a plethora of animal themed toys, from the Tentacle to the Jellyfish, and I have found myself in possession of the fabulous Unicorn Horn.
Now, when you think about unicorns, you may not necessarily think “sex.” However, if we look into the history of unicorns, they are surrounded with myths about virgins and restoring virginity, and all that jazz. While this awesome dildo certainly didn’t “restore my virginity,” it certainly added a lot to my sex toy collection.
First of all, you can use it as a costume. I’m not going to lie; I held it up to my forehead while in a car with my friend, and used it to prance around my apartment while neighing. I also tried straping it on with a harness (it IS a harness compatible dildo and has a flared based, so it *could* be used anally if that is it your cuppa tea), and strutting around, wishing that I had someone to fucking me silly with this pearlescent toy.
However, since I am superbly single, I had to try out this 100% silicone toy (clean it by boiling it, sticking it on the top shelf of the dishwasher with no detergent, or wipe it down with 10% bleach solution) all on my own. It is absolutely stunning; a white pearly horn with a shiny, metallic base, and I lubed it up before twirling it into my cunt. The bumps of the horn felt great, and moreover, it felt awesome knowing I had a freaking Unicorn Horn in my vagina.
They say unicorn horns store magical powers, and I will say that my orgasm felt more than magical. It was an awesome time.
Granted, I may not use this dildo all the time; it’s not the best stud in my stable. However, it is a super fun looking sex toy, and one that I wouldn’t mind leaving out on my bookshelf as a conversation piece (I mean, come on; how many people can say that they own a unicorn horn dildo?).
For some reason, the unicorn horn is infinitely less creepy (to me) than the tentacle and jellyfish, and is something I’m proud to add to my collection.
If so, do I have the dildo for you! Whipspider, a new independent sex toy company based in Maine, has come up with a plethora of animal themed toys, from the Tentacle to the Jellyfish, and I have found myself in possession of the fabulous Unicorn Horn.
Now, when you think about unicorns, you may not necessarily think “sex.” However, if we look into the history of unicorns, they are surrounded with myths about virgins and restoring virginity, and all that jazz. While this awesome dildo certainly didn’t “restore my virginity,” it certainly added a lot to my sex toy collection.
First of all, you can use it as a costume. I’m not going to lie; I held it up to my forehead while in a car with my friend, and used it to prance around my apartment while neighing. I also tried straping it on with a harness (it IS a harness compatible dildo and has a flared based, so it *could* be used anally if that is it your cuppa tea), and strutting around, wishing that I had someone to fucking me silly with this pearlescent toy.
However, since I am superbly single, I had to try out this 100% silicone toy (clean it by boiling it, sticking it on the top shelf of the dishwasher with no detergent, or wipe it down with 10% bleach solution) all on my own. It is absolutely stunning; a white pearly horn with a shiny, metallic base, and I lubed it up before twirling it into my cunt. The bumps of the horn felt great, and moreover, it felt awesome knowing I had a freaking Unicorn Horn in my vagina.
They say unicorn horns store magical powers, and I will say that my orgasm felt more than magical. It was an awesome time.
Granted, I may not use this dildo all the time; it’s not the best stud in my stable. However, it is a super fun looking sex toy, and one that I wouldn’t mind leaving out on my bookshelf as a conversation piece (I mean, come on; how many people can say that they own a unicorn horn dildo?).
For some reason, the unicorn horn is infinitely less creepy (to me) than the tentacle and jellyfish, and is something I’m proud to add to my collection.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the
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Somehow I knew you were going to hold this thing up to your forehead if you ever got your hands on it. This would make an iiiiinteresting addition to my unicorn statue collection. And I agree that it's far less creepy than the tentacle and jellyfish models.
I'm right with Ariane, I remember the Halloween Vblog with costume ideas.... lol.
Less creepy indeed, and oh the costume possibilities (I'm glad I'm not the only one who would have the urge to put it on my head)!
how does the swirl shape affect the feeling?
The swirls definitely feel cool, but it's not quite as pronounced as I thought it might be :)
Hey! The Tentacle isn't creepy! It's awesome!
But the Unicorn is gorgeous...and I think you should leave it on your bookcase.
AAG- it's cute, but it is a *little* creepy.
And bookshelf it is. Or strapping it on for Shazam's b-day party. You know how it goes ;)
I have to say, this is by far my favorite of your reviews. I can absolutely picture myself having just as much fun prancing around with that thing strapped to my head as I would fucking myself with it. Thanks for the awesome read!
Hehe. Nice review. I think it would make a fine conversation piece!
Glad both of you ladies like it! And yes, it is quite the conversation piece...esp when it was in my car when I had a car accident, and everyone was looking at it...
That sounds as if you had a hell of lot of fun!
Yes, yes I did :)
Whipspider rubberworks is my new favorite toy company. I love the fun and different shapes; and I am so on with the creepy
I guess more for me, hey?! Thanks for this review!
Its gorgeous, I wish it had a tiny curve to it...thanks for the review!!!