Stryker squirmy realistic cock review

Realistic vibrating dildos are some of my favorite sex toys, and I own at least 5 of them.

As I was making my rounds during my toy shopping I came across the Stryker Squirmy Realistic. No one had give it a substantial review, so I was apprehensive to purchase it. I scoured the web to see if I could find any sort of review on this toy, but to no avail. I had read about other rotating dildos, but none of them could match the length and girth of the Stryker. So, I took the plunge, hoping for the best.

I usually get some new toys every few months or so, and I was most excited about this rotating dildo. It seemed to be the most interesting, and I hoped it would provide the prostate stimulation and filled up feeling that I crave during anal play.

When I opened the package, I came across an autographed (wrinkled) 8.5 x 11 photo of Jeff Stryker, a little bit of cutesy campy fun to lighten the mood. Doc Johnson dildos come with a nice red cloth case, which is nice for storage and classier than your everyday plastic bag. Reaching for the dildo, I was delighted at the size. Big, but not past my limits. I measured a maximum circumference of 7" just below the head and an insertable length of 7.5" to 8", depending on your own architecture.

Preparing this dildo for use reveals several disappointments. First off, the advertised "suction cup" is merely a piece of rubber that seals the rotating tool. This is not what I consider a suction cup. When I use dildos, I ride them hard and fast, and I need them to stay in one place. If you need suction, avoid this dildo!

Powering on the rotator sends the head and subsequently the body of the dildo flailing about. As a result of the lack of suction and therefore a steady base, this dildo will fall over quickly. The rotator is loud and not anywhere near discreet.

Once inserted, the rotating function seems pointless. I use this dildo anally, and as a result of its size, the rotations are confined to the bottom half of the dildo, far away from my prostate! This could be a result of the rotator being in the bottom half of the dildo or the tight environment of the rectum, but either way, I was not stimulated. The whole experience was hampered by the fact that the suction cup wouldn't hold the dildo still during insertion, so it was nearly impossible to ride up and down without involving the hands.

The straw that broke the camels back was when the wire to the rotator separated from its plastic coating, shorting out the electrical circuits.

Overall, I was very disappointed in the functionality, effectiveness, and quality of this dildo. The size was satisfying, but size is only part of the equation.

I do not recommend this dildo.