Who did Vixen have to clone to make this toy? It is the most additively substantial dildo I have ever tried. Yet despite it's intimidating size, it is soft as well. The ease with which Randy can slip inside will astound you.
Randy is a dildo for those whose eyes are as big, or bigger than their orifices. Mine certainly are, and continue to be. Randy is short and fat, and as such is not meant for precision stimulation or probing. This dildo is meant for filling what you have without making you cry. With care, it can be used both vaginally and anally. Just make sure you know what you're getting into.
Randy is made of a silicone product called VixSkin which, in my estimation, is the best of all sex toy materials. Like silicone, it is phthalate and latex free, it is non-porous, and is easy to disinfect. Unlike other kinds of silicone, however, VixSkin is incredibly soft and yielding on the outside, yet firm on the inside. It is the smoothest and most comfortable material I have ever felt in a dildo.
With and large, bulbous head, and curved shaft, Randy is realistic in design. At 2.14 inches in diameter, it`s so big that it looks rather pudgy, comical, and therefore not as intimidating as its size would suggest. The head is slightly tapered and widens only gradually. This combined with the squishy VixSkin material makes Randy surprisingly easy to insert.
Besides the amazing VixSkin material and great design, Randy also features a wide flared base that makes it usable in a harness (as long as you have a large enough o-ring), and safe for anal sex as well. Just be sure to use lots of lube when using it in the backdoor. It can be a tight squeeze. Randy`s base also functions as a suction-cup. You can fasten it to hard, smooth (and not to mention cold) surfaces like bath tubs and kitchen floors.
Randy is hilariously easy to clean and care for. All you need to do is boil it, place it in the dishwasher, or simply wash it thoroughly with soap and water. The only storage challenge is due to its size. Warning: it may stick out in a sparsely populated sock drawer.
Water-based lube should be used with Randy. As with all Silicone toys, silicone lubes will react with the material and ruin your toy.
I have personally never used a better dildo, especially for anal. It is simply the safest, most versatile, and most satisfying toy we own. At this point it still makes 'only sometimes' appearances, since not every day is a huge dildo day. But my wife and I often end with it when we`re feeling rambunctious. It has a specific but essential role in our arsenal.
Follow-up commentaryI still like it1 month after original review
While Randy is still a major stretch for me. I'm still thrilled every time it makes it out of the toy box. The feeling is intense, and my prostate always thanks me when we use it all the way until climax.
During sessions when multiple toys are used in succession, Randy stands out as superior in quality, comfort, and satisfaction, so much so that often we go straight for it.
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