Mr. Limpy small - sex toy by Fleshlight - review by LeeKR

Alright, so not really but cripes on toast this thing is huge. Honestly, something this long should be usable for insertion. 6" in total with a would-be 5 1/4" insertable length is the size of the average erect penis, not a flaccid one.

It's alright I suppose in the long run. I mean, you can stuff it in your pants and it will feel and look like you have a cock...a very large cock but a cock just the same. I find it rather a pain to pack with since the shaft is so long. You have to tuck it off to the side if you don't want the head of the cock chaffing the insides of your thighs. I'm sure that changes if you're using an actual packing strap but I pack with underwear. Also, if you're packing with something like the Mr. Right packing strap, do keep in mind that this line of packing cocks is particularly floppy so it will sag at the top since there is no support to hold the top of the cock to the back of the packing strap.

Compared to its smaller brother, the Mr. Limpy extra small, it's also not as well crafted (?perhaps I got one with some serious defects?) Here's what I mean; The Mr Limpy extra small has loads of dermal ridging and all sorts of minute little detailing that helps it feel and look more realistic. The Mr Limpy small, by comparison, has very few dermal ridges or little details and you don't really realize what a huge difference this makes until you have them side by side.

And another thing, the Mr Limpy small's balls are thin coming in at 3/4" from the back of the balls to the front of the balls while the Mr. Limpy extra small comes in at a nice even inch, I know this doesn't matter to everyone, my only issue with it is that, while packing with underwear, or even with a strap, thicker balls help a packer to sit more naturally. Let's face it, if you're female and you're packing, it doesn't really matter how much you adjust or what you're using to keep your cock in place you will never get it just right because, well, you're not male. I would also like to note here that given all of the really weird and really deep ridges in my "small" Mr. Limpy that all of these issues may simply be a matter of me receiving a packer that was poorly molded.

As far as bulges go the extra small of this variety actually provides a more realistic bulge since, you know, it's more realistic in size and stuff but if you're looking for something that will give the impression that you're hung like some large, previously undiscovered, mammal this one might just be the right choice for you.

Personally, I'm not all that fond of it. I did have someone point out to me though that those preferences change from circumstance to circumstance and the fact that I am trans means that I'll more than likely want something average looking while someone who packs for play or show may want something that makes them appear to be better endowed.

A note about care: This product is made by flesh light which means NO SOAP. To clean it just rinse it off under some warm water (daily) and if you want a deeper clean (good about once a week) use rubbing alcohol. Pat dry and let sit until completely dry then dust with corn starch to keep it from getting tacky (daily). If it gets too tacky it will stick to itself and cause the "skin" to develop little tears.

If you end up getting this one, I've found that the best way to pack it is to shift the shaft off to one side of the balls a little bit otherwise it ends up between your legs and gets uncomfortable.

It is a sad state of affairs that how much I like this packer has to do with what other people think of it, but I suppose that makes sense in a way. The use of a soft packer like this one, particularly in my case, has a lot to do with what is conceptual. Having someone in my life who cares and notices makes a big difference.

That said, it is still something that is rarely used in my case simply because it is so long and unrealistic looking.