Ron Jeremy dong - dildo by Cal Exotics - review by funcouple

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The Big Bad Beast

If your dildo is no longer filling your hole as nicely, or if you want a goal to work at for what you can take, then you are looking in the right place. Its size will stretch your limits and hit all the right pleasure spots. The suction cup makes it easier to pleasure yourself while taking away the worry of how to move it in and out of you. If you're a beginner and aren't sure of your limits, then you're looking in the wrong place; try one of the other dildos that Eden has to offer.
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Pros:
Large
Suction Cup
Realistic
Cons:
Large
Not for Beginners
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review

Use

The Ron Jeremy Dong is a very large suction cup dong that can be attached to your floor, your wall, your shower, or be handheld. Because of its very large size I would suggest using it if you are a more advanced user who is finding average sized dildos to not be cutting the mustard. Because of its large size, you may want to be careful to slowly work up to this size and warm up to it, especially if you are using it anally. Be very afraid of tearing. Using this toy at home, when you have a decent amount of time, would be necessary when using this big bad beast.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Large
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool

Material / Texture

The Ron Jeremy Dong is made of rubber. When I opened up the package there was a slight rubbery odor. I washed it in warm water and a soft soap and it kind of went away, but I had another product that smelled similar, so I have just accepted that some toys smell that way and have moved on. The feel is quite realistic. It is a weighty dong, but as with any large 10 inch dick, it sags a little and has a bit of give when using. There are some very nice veins on it, and the mushroom head is quite nice when it pops in. The texture is for all leveled users; however, the size is not for everyone. If you have trouble taking an average dick, avoid this. Also be warned that rubber toys are a bit more care intensive than other materials, so you should be conscious of that if you are deciding if this is the dick for you.
    • Light odor
    • Porous

Design / Shape / Size

I loved the design; in my hayday I was a bit of a size queen, and was interested to see if I still had it. It was very realistically shaped, looked just like a real dick, and I loved the idea of a suction cup to back myself up onto. When the dong is suctioned onto a surface, it is a little saggy, which is nice. It's not so firm that it has no give, which makes the task of taking such a monster cock a bit easier. The size is NOT for average users. I had a lot of trouble getting this inside my ass, and even once I did, I could not take it all and neither could my boyfriend. He got farther than I did but neither of us could take it all. The size of this beast definitely makes it a stay-at-home toy, and not one you take to a conference or to go home for the holiday.
    • Advanced users
    • Realistic

Performance

The Ron Jeremy Dong is phenomenal at providing that extra little bit of size when the standard sized dildos are no longer cutting it for you anymore. It fills you up in ways that you never thought were possible. The suction cup stays where you put it for long periods of time without causing damage. However, the sheer size of this is also a negative. It is so big that taking it takes a lot of time, lube, effort, and patience. In fact, there are some who will undoubtedly be incapable of getting this inside of them.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

This dong is rubber. It is extremely porous, making it hard to clean even though it is dirt repellent, but it is extremely durable and wear resistant, making it a lifetime friend. Rubber toys last longer and keep clean longer if they are used with a condom over them. However, one major pro to rubber is that it is compatible with both water-based and silicone-based lubricants. Based on my research, I can not find any requirements to store this toy, and in the month that I have had it I have not seen any deterioration in the material by keeping it in my toy chest.
    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean
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  • PropertyOfPotter
    PropertyOfPotter  
    Thanks for the review! I don't know if this is something I would ever try!
  • Lildrummrgurl7
    Lildrummrgurl7  
    Thanks for the review
  • funcouple
    funcouple  
    Thanks for reading
  • AHubbyof2SexualMinds
    AHubbyof2SexualMinds  
    Thanks for the review.
  • smasmasma
    smasmasma  
    thanks for the review!
  • funcouple
    funcouple  
    Thanks for reading guys!! Hope you found it entertaining and helpful
  • GONE!
    GONE!  
    Thanks for the review.
  • funcouple
    funcouple  
    No problem
  • spiced
    spiced  
    Looks like a great size! I thought all rubber toys had an overwhelming smell that never went away. Nice to know that's not true. I might have to give this one a try. Thanks for the great review.
  • funcouple
    funcouple  
    No problem! Thanks for reading.
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