The Boss

Double ended dildo by

Add resource

The biggest dildo I have ever seen.

If you are looking for an extremely large double ended toy and are willing to buy large condoms to cover it with, then this just might be the toy for you.
Published:
Pros:
Large size
Cons:
Sticky and Smelly
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review
The Boss double ended dildo is by far the largest toy I have ever seen. It's 18 inches long with a 7 3/4 inch circumference and weighs 3.5 pounds. It's so large that it was shipped in its own shipping box because it didn't fit in the USPS priority mail box with the rest of my order.

This toy is bendable and slightly squishy, but it is a beast. Please make sure that you drag out a measuring tape before you order. I got a little excited about it and ordered a toy that is too big for me.

The shape of this toy is pretty basic. It's basically a long tube shape with a ball for a "head". It also has a couple of areas that have a large ripple. There are two indents parallel to the ball head and two indents running a few inches down the shaft. The Boss is very smooth all over the toy; there is really no texture on the skin except for the indented areas.

The lack of texture on this toy and jelly material makes this toy really sticky. When I hold it in my hands it reminds me of one of those cheap quarter machine toys that you stretch and throw at the wall. Do you know the toy I'm talking about? It kind of grosses me out.

The Boss is made of Jelly with a Sil-a-Gel additive. Sil-a-Gel helps fight the transfer of bacteria, making the toy safer. Even with the additive this toy is still semi-porous and should be covered with a condom.

Water and Silicone based lubes are both safe to use with this toy. The Boss can be cleaned with antibacterial soap or toy cleaner and rinsed with warm water. The toy is also sticky to the touch and picks up lint and debris like crazy, so you should be sure to wash before each use also. This toy should be stored in a cool dry place.
Experience
I am not going to give this toy a low rating because I cannot use it. The size of this toy is kind of unique and I'm positive there is someone out there that can actually use this. The only problem that I have with this toy is the material that it is made of if not super safe and it's sticky and smelly. The other jelly toys I have use all have texture on the "skin". I think the texture lessens how sticky the toy feels.
Follow-up commentary
I still can't use this monster... and I'm on with that. LOL I feel like there are those who will enjoy this toy, but please make sure get out a measuring tape before you order.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
Become a Reviewer. Get free toys. Enjoy Special Deals
Do you like this review?
Comments
  • Selective Sensualist
    Selective Sensualist  
    OMG! That is, by far, the largest sex toy I have ever seen as well.
  • SydVicious
    SydVicious  
    When I got it in the mail, I opened the box and just started laughing. Thanks for the vote!
  • Pandahb
    Pandahb  
    Great review
  • SydVicious
    SydVicious  
    Thanks!
  • Isabel0329
    Isabel0329  
    Holy wow .... that's obscenely huge! I wouldn't even attempt that for the size alone, much less the material properties.
  • Kynky Kytty
    Kynky Kytty  
    Oh my god, I would have laughed as well. It could even be used as a improvised blunt weapon.
  • SydVicious
    SydVicious  
    No kidding. I'm trying to figure out what to do with it... maybe prank someone. heheh
  • Waterfall
    Waterfall  
    This is way too big for me to even think about trying lol. Thanks for the review
  • buzzvibe
    buzzvibe  
    Gah! That thing is enormous.
  • Danielle915
    Danielle915  
    Nice review! Very scary toy...I own it and i'm scared of it LOL
  • Sweet-Justice
    Sweet-Justice  
    That really is huge. O.o though the "Clear" one is a very pretty toy.
  • sixfootsex
    sixfootsex  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Miss Voluptuous
    Miss Voluptuous  
    Big dildo, batman!
  • Riley
    Riley  
    Thanks for the video and the laughs!
  • Lucky21
    Lucky21  
    Great review!
  • Teacookie
    Teacookie  
    tyvm
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    O_o nothing about this is for me. Too big, sticky & stinky.
  • MistressDandelion
    MistressDandelion  
    Are you aware this user has the same review than you?: [http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-toy-reviews/dildos/you-re-not-the-boss-of-me]
  • legna
    legna  
    thanks for the review
  • Nacht Stern
    Nacht Stern  
    Thank you for the information.
Forum
Discussion Posts Last Update
The Boss... In My Butt? 19
The Boss Crystal Jellie 18" 19
The Boss on sale 3
The Boss – double ended dildo 1
This or That? 3
Thank you for viewing The Boss – double ended dildo review page!