The biggest dildo I have ever seen.
If you are looking for an extremely large double ended toy and are willing to buy large condoms to cover it with, then this just might be the toy for you.Published: August 22, 2010
Pros:
Large size
Cons:
Sticky and Smelly
The Boss double ended dildo is by far the largest toy I have ever seen. It's 18 inches long with a 7 3/4 inch circumference and weighs 3.5 pounds. It's so large that it was shipped in its own shipping box because it didn't fit in the USPS priority mail box with the rest of my order.
This toy is bendable and slightly squishy, but it is a beast. Please make sure that you drag out a measuring tape before you order. I got a little excited about it and ordered a toy that is too big for me.
The shape of this toy is pretty basic. It's basically a long tube shape with a ball for a "head". It also has a couple of areas that have a large ripple. There are two indents parallel to the ball head and two indents running a few inches down the shaft. The Boss is very smooth all over the toy; there is really no texture on the skin except for the indented areas.
The lack of texture on this toy and jelly material makes this toy really sticky. When I hold it in my hands it reminds me of one of those cheap quarter machine toys that you stretch and throw at the wall. Do you know the toy I'm talking about? It kind of grosses me out.
The Boss is made of Jelly with a Sil-a-Gel additive. Sil-a-Gel helps fight the transfer of bacteria, making the toy safer. Even with the additive this toy is still semi-porous and should be covered with a condom.
Water and Silicone based lubes are both safe to use with this toy. The Boss can be cleaned with antibacterial soap or toy cleaner and rinsed with warm water. The toy is also sticky to the touch and picks up lint and debris like crazy, so you should be sure to wash before each use also. This toy should be stored in a cool dry place.
This toy is bendable and slightly squishy, but it is a beast. Please make sure that you drag out a measuring tape before you order. I got a little excited about it and ordered a toy that is too big for me.
The shape of this toy is pretty basic. It's basically a long tube shape with a ball for a "head". It also has a couple of areas that have a large ripple. There are two indents parallel to the ball head and two indents running a few inches down the shaft. The Boss is very smooth all over the toy; there is really no texture on the skin except for the indented areas.
The lack of texture on this toy and jelly material makes this toy really sticky. When I hold it in my hands it reminds me of one of those cheap quarter machine toys that you stretch and throw at the wall. Do you know the toy I'm talking about? It kind of grosses me out.
The Boss is made of Jelly with a Sil-a-Gel additive. Sil-a-Gel helps fight the transfer of bacteria, making the toy safer. Even with the additive this toy is still semi-porous and should be covered with a condom.
Water and Silicone based lubes are both safe to use with this toy. The Boss can be cleaned with antibacterial soap or toy cleaner and rinsed with warm water. The toy is also sticky to the touch and picks up lint and debris like crazy, so you should be sure to wash before each use also. This toy should be stored in a cool dry place.
Experience
I am not going to give this toy a low rating because I cannot use it. The size of this toy is kind of unique and I'm positive there is someone out there that can actually use this. The only problem that I have with this toy is the material that it is made of if not super safe and it's sticky and smelly. The other jelly toys I have use all have texture on the "skin". I think the texture lessens how sticky the toy feels.
Follow-up commentary
2 months after original review
I still can't use this monster... and I'm on with that. LOL I feel like there are those who will enjoy this toy, but please make sure get out a measuring tape before you order.
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The Boss... In My Butt?
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So, my boyfriend would really like the experience of a jelly like toy for penetrating both of us anally at the same time. We can both take something the size of an average penis, but I don't know how much more than that I can take. I know he can but I have my doubts. My first question is, has anyone tried this guy anally who isn't used to monster toys, or would you be able to recommend something else?
And OF COURSE with any of these toys we will definitely be using a condom. But I'm allergic to latex. (It would just figure, wouldn't it?!) Are there non-latex condoms out there that are big enough to cover the girth of this toy? I know our Lifestyles SKYN would not... They are too small even for his own penis.
Any help will be appreciated! ~Pixie -
I've used SKYN condoms on jelly toys and they work well with all kinds of lubricant. Enjoy your...(love dance)
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Hehe, it's good to see people making use of the new emotes ^_^ Thanks for your reply ^_^
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The Boss on sale
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I don't know if it is just me... but I am in love with My Boss.
But I am in love with the red one not the purple.
At the moment there is a summer sale going on and the pages say "My Boss" on sale, but when I click on the red on, I don't get the sale on it.
Now it is very early in the morning, I've not had my coffee, so this might be my brain is not quite awake. Is only the purple on sale and not the other colours? Is this normal for some toys to only have the one colour on sale and not all of them??
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Quote: I don't know if it is just me... but I am in love with My Boss.Good morning WomanChina! You're right, purple is the only color that's on sale. When I clicked on the pink one, the original price came up. Seems like Eden's trying to sell-off some of their purple colored items, a few of the other purple toys are also on sale.
But I am in love with the red one not the purple.
At the moment there is a summer sale going on and the pages say "My Boss" on sale, but when I click on the red on, I don't get the sale on it.
Now it is very early in the morning, I've not had my coffee, so this might be my brain is not quite awake. Is only the purple on sale and not the other colours? Is this normal for some toys to only have the one colour on sale and not all of them??
Thanks! Enjoy your coffee!
I'm on the west coast - time for me to take my beauty rest now, bye! :) -
Quote: Good morning WomanChina! You're right, purple is the only color that's on sale. When I clicked on the pink one, the original price came up. Seems like Eden's trying to sell-off some of their purple colored items, a few of the other purple toys are also on sale.Sweet dreams Rossie!!! I am in New York for the weekend and it is time to sleep now!!!!
I'm on the west coast - time for me to take my beauty rest now, bye! :)
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The Boss – double ended dildo1 posts Read all
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This or That?
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I'm curious about this double ended dildo. I want to get one for my fiance and myself, but I'm wondering if this one is better then the,
Translucence smooth double dong
or
Reflective gel smooth double dong
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COMPARE them thats your best set go for your gut feeling as to what you will like more
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Quote: COMPARE them thats your best set go for your gut feeling as to what you will like moreI have been. I think I like the Translucence for a first time double till we get the hang of it.
Thanks for replying ^^
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The Boss Crystal Jellie 18"
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This looks like it could be the biggest Double Ended Jellie on EF, and it has a cool shape at the ends (sort of a bulb). Who is reviewing this monster? Looks like fun!
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Yooza, that definitely is huge. ;O
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Looks like it was just added. If you're interested in it, you can click on the right hand side of the page where it says "Lure". This is a gauge of interest.
Someone may be reviewing it now, Gary would know more.
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OMG! That is, by far, the largest sex toy I have ever seen as well.
When I got it in the mail, I opened the box and just started laughing. Thanks for the vote!
Great review
Thanks!
Holy wow .... that's obscenely huge! I wouldn't even attempt that for the size alone, much less the material properties.
Oh my god, I would have laughed as well. It could even be used as a improvised blunt weapon.
No kidding. I'm trying to figure out what to do with it... maybe prank someone. heheh
This is way too big for me to even think about trying lol. Thanks for the review
Gah! That thing is enormous.
Nice review! Very scary toy...I own it and i'm scared of it LOL
That really is huge. O.o though the "Clear" one is a very pretty toy.
Thanks for the review!
Big dildo, batman!
Thanks for the video and the laughs!
Great review!
tyvm
O_o nothing about this is for me. Too big, sticky & stinky.
Are you aware this user has the same review than you?: link