The Blush Made Me Blanche

This toy was disappointing; it's far too flexible and unwieldy, carries a strong and lasting odor, and is difficult to clean. The only thing it has going for it is the skin-like texture is realistic.
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Pros:
Artistic look
Cons:
Bad odor, too flexible, hard to clean
Rating by reviewer:
1
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A few months ago I was in the market for purchasing myself a dildo and I had this toy recommended to me by someone who absolutely loved it. She sang its praises about the realistic feel of the toy and how it's the favorite in her toy box. Not only does the dildo have a real 'skin' like quality to its surface, but it was perfectly set between being firm and soft, like a real penis. Needless to say, I was excited when it came in the mail but was disappointed from the moment of unboxing.

True to her word, the Blush had a realistic skin-like feel, but that was about all this toy had going for it. The first thing I noticed about the Blush was that it had a highly strange and unpleasant scent, and no matter how many times I washed or aired the thing out, it didn't seem to diminish. Furthermore, the toy was far too flexible and unwieldy for me (not to mention a bit too large for a beginner). In fact, I believe that the Blush's main problem is its flexibility--it feels flaccid at best and I personally tend to work better with something that has a bit of stiffness to it and doesn't remind me of a jello-mold. It's difficult to insert, thrust with, and play with, even when you're using gravity to your advantage. Furthermore, it's a bit porous and hard to clean. (And note: it's only for use with water-based lubricants.)

I suppose that I should go over some of the pros of the toy: the Blush has a fun and artistic sort of look to it. I love how it's a clear-jelly blue with an airbrushed pink head to it. It's also completely waterproof so you can have fun in the shower or bath with it without having to worry. In fact, it's a bit better in the bath because the Blush tends to be a bit on the heavy side. That's about all I can say for the pros. I suppose it would make a good gag gift, as I took the Blush to be some sort of sad joke.

Needless to say, I was so unhappy with the Blush (I even gave it two or three more tries just to make sure it wasn't just me having an off day) that I deemed it unsalvageable and just threw it away.
Follow-up commentary
Like I said, I tossed this toy into the garbage a few months ago and I really don't care. The only thing I regret is spending money on this thing.
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    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
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    • Anywhere
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Comments
  • Lil' Missy
    Lil' Missy  
    Thanks for the review! =)
  • Zombirella
    Zombirella  
    I would suggest getting yourself a silicone one. These real skin toys just stink SO bad and have harmful chemicals. Good that you threw it out.
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    Smells are to be expected of all UR3 toys.
  • TheirPet
    TheirPet  
    Thanks for the comments--yeah I didn't know that UR3 toys stank.
  • vanilla&chocolate
    vanilla&chocolate  
    Thanks for the review!
  • marshmallow
    marshmallow  
    Thanks!
  • PeachPunch
    PeachPunch  
    I always found the Blush series to be rather creepy looking. Especially that really long, skinny schlong! I think it's the "Anal Starter"
  • TheirPet
    TheirPet  
    Yeah it was a little creepy looking. I normally don't tend to go for the 'realistic' toys but this was still a bit much for me.
  • Ouroborean
    Ouroborean  
    Brrr. Definitely glad you got rid of that one, bbs.
  • Sima-pusya
    Sima-pusya  
    thanx for the review!
  • RebelRebelJen
    RebelRebelJen  
    Thanks for the review!
  • sugar&spikes
    sugar&spikes  
    thanks for the review!
  • Voir
    Voir  
    Ive had this on my wishlist mostly for the look and 'real skin' aspect but after reading reviews will be dropping it off B| even the review i read singing praise mentioned some unpleasant sensitivity after use
  • Desirae Alisia Weatherby
    Desirae Alisia Weatherby  
    such a waste.
  • TheirPet
    TheirPet  
    Yeah, some people have reactions to UR3 as well. I didn't but I generally didn't enjoy this toy. A waste, indeed.
  • Septimus
    Septimus  
    Thanks for the review.
  • amazon
    amazon  
    Thanks
  • Dirtydiggins
    Dirtydiggins  
    Great.
  • EmuLove
    EmuLove  
    Great thank you
  • SumFun75
    SumFun75  
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