Shane Diesel realistic cock - sex toy by New Sensations - review by Phoenix713

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The Cock Was TOO BIG!

I must say, that in realistic qualities, this cock is a beautiful example. The suction cup base is perfect for shower use, and since it's waterproof, it can be used anywhere. However; this really is a cock for queen sized users, and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone unless they are REALLY seasoned and advanced. Don't take on this cock unless you are SURE you are prepared. You might regret that you ever bought it.
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Pros:
Realistic, Easy to Clean, Suction Cup Base, Phthalates Free
Cons:
Too Big For Most Users, Moderately Strong Rubbery Jello-y Smell
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review

Use

Most guys don't have dicks this big. *I* do not have a dick this big. For me and my wife, I don't really believe that it has a use. Unless you are queen sized, you probably don't want to go for this cock. It was so huge, my wife could only get part of the head of it in her, and I was not going to cause her any pain.

If you are queen sized, however, as they call it, I would say that you could use this toy anywhere. You can use this waterproof dick in the shower or bath because of the suction cup on the base, which by the way, works really well at suction, while it comes off quite easily with a little force.

It can be used anally or vaginally because of the balls at the base of it, if you a prefer this size cock for such a thing, and it shouldn't bruise the cervix like glass, because it easily gives, bends and jiggles. It's firm and squishy at the same time, just like a real cock.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Travel friendly
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The material is very realistic, in that it feels like a real cock, not just by the veiny texture and exact molded replica qualities, but also because of the fact that it easily sways, bends and bounces like a real dick.

It smells much like jelly, or like the Crystal Jellies Ballsy Cock, but not as strong. The smell is moderately strong though, because this is UR3 material, or Ultra Realistic 3.0. It smells very much like rubber in a way, and maybe burned rubber, but the material is realistic, soft, firm, and veined. You could say it's kind of ribbed if you wanted to, also. It doesn't have much of a taste at all, which is a good thing, especially if you want to use it for oral practice. Also, it doesn't leave an after taste at all, of course.

This cock is most definitely for more advanced users, and definitely best used only for advanced users. I would not attempt to try this if you are a virgin, or an anal virgin. Definitely be aware of what you are attempting before you use this cock.

Since this cock is Phthalates and Latex free, it's mostly body safe according to the box, although it doesn't say anywhere that it's completely hypo-allergenic, so one should still be careful. This cock will work with all lubes, but should be cleaned well and in accordance to the instructions on the box.

Since this dildo is porous, it can collect bacteria easily, so one should make sure not to use it vaginally or anally without a condom (and it seems that only a magnum sized condom will fit this dong), unless they are only using it vaginally, or only using it anally. It also cannot be properly sanitized, so using it only for one or the other would probably be the best choice. Also, make sure to use it only with a condom if you plan on sharing the toy.
    • Flexible
    • Harness compatible
    • Porous

Design / Shape / Size

I like the design of it, personally, because it looks real. My wife and I also liked the chocolate color. I don't, however, like that this dick is 10 inches long, with an insertable length of 7 inches, topped with a diameter of 2 1/8 inches and a circumference of 7 inches! It was heavy, though, at 32 ounces, so one who likes the heaviness of a firm realistic cock will like this.

I don't think that this dick is good for average users at all. I think that it should only be used for very advanced users who can take this size cock. It's so big that I don't really consider it discreet, but it can be traveled with, most definitely. Personally, we'll only be using it as a decoration, though. We don't like the size of it at all.

I'd like to add that I did re-measure this dong, to see if any of the Eden Fantasys measurements were wrong, but they are exactly, if not almost perfectly correct. So, this toy really is as big as it sounds.
    • Realistic

Performance

All I can say is, we couldn't use it. My wife wasn't about to force this monster cock up her vagina or ass, and I wasn't about to force it up my ass either. She was, however, able to fit just part of the head of it, a.k.a. the pointy tipped part, but I didn't want to hurt her, so we gave up and stopped. The size is definitely not something one will want to attempt unless they have warmed up to this kind of size and like this sort of thing. Otherwise, I do not recommend it at all.

This dick does have a suction cup, so it can basically be used anywhere, and this includes the bathtub or shower. Because it has a suction cup, which is quite large, it can be fitted into most harnesses.
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

The care intructions are included on the box, which is nice, and not something I see every time I buy a toy. They say that one should wash the toy after each use with liquid antibacterial soap and water. Then, one should pat it dry with a soft cotton towel and allow it to air dry completely. For maximum pleasure, it adds, one should use lubricant with this product. (I don't understand why one wouldn't, especially with a cock this big!) You can use any type of lubricant with this dick.

To store this cock, I'd keep it in its original packaging, which is a simple thin plastic bag inside of a white paper box. But, this cock is big and it won't fit into a lot of different storage containers unless they are quite big. To keep it clean and protected, I am definitely going to keep it in its original packaging.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

The Shane Diesel realistic cock comes packaged in a white paper-board box that isn't really discreet, but really shows off this cock and its owner. It also has detailed cleaning instructions, tells one to use lube (but who wouldn't?) and names the many great qualities about this dick. The dick comes in a thin plastic bag, that fits it perfectly but loosely, like a bag should, inside of the great big box, which is a bit over a foot long. I would think that this package would be perfect for gift giving, just like any original packaging, in my opinion, would. I also use it for storage, so I suppose it works great for this as well.

On a second note, the box is recyclable, but the bag is not. The bag could be used for small amounts of trash though, but it can't be taken to a recycling center like the box can.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable
    • Very informative

Personal comments

I can't stress enough that, unless you are queen sized persay, don't buy this dick! It's definitely not for a beginner, and even as my wife and I aren't beginners, we aren't as seasoned as the person this cock was made for! Even we aren't made for this cock, and we're advanced!
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Comments
  • Alicia
    Alicia  
    I think you were looking for "size queen" not "queen sized". A size queen is someone who enjoys large toys. Someone who is queen sized is generally said to describe someone who has a larger body size.
  • BBW Talks Toys
    BBW Talks Toys  
    I'm really glad I turned this down now.
  • byteme97
    byteme97  
    I was thinking he was describing the size of the bed you would need to scurry away from it's size... But yes "Size Queen" would be the correct vernacular. At any rate nice review and full of good information.
  • Shellz31
    Shellz31  
    WOW - I'm getting this one when available! I have been looking for a good size toy that comes in a material other than damn rubber or jel-lee!!
    I need a tissue - I'm drooling....hehehe. And my Master will be very pleased if I add this one to my collection.
    Thats made my day ... now the impatient wait.

    Awesome review - cheers
  • Waterfall
    Waterfall  
    Nice review! I agree, this one is a monster!
  • Lucidity
    Lucidity  
    Geeeezzzzzz-zus!!! What a beast!
  • Selective Sensualist
    Selective Sensualist  
    Yep, that's one huge cock!
  • AOutrajus
    AOutrajus  
    awesome review!
  • ToyGurl
    ToyGurl  
    Great review! I haven't used realistic toys in a while... but... that big boy is changing my mind!
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    Jello-y smell? O_o
  • spiced
    spiced  
    I wonder if this will ever be in stock? If so, it's going on my wishlist! Thanks for a great review.
  • ordinaryschmuck
    ordinaryschmuck  
    I think this was a great detailed review.
    I bought this item, then read the review, and thought "Oh no", "may need to return it".

    However I pressed on . She was just5 a touch resistant at first, but within 10 minutes she was absolutely in love with the dildo, and in orgasmic throes like I had never witnessed before from her.

    So, the review that its too big, may be a bit personal, and maybe not so much universal. Though in fairness, my wife claims to have dated some awfully large Black men prior to our marriage. So, I had a suspicion she would enjoy a toy larger than myself.
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