James Deen signature silicone vibrating cock - realistic dildo vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by sXeVegan90

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The 'Deen' Of All Cocks

If you're looking for a realistic, silicone dildo that can please a size queen, then the James Deen Silicone Vibrating Cock by Doc Johnson may be your best choice. This toy has girth, length, and above all, it vibrates to thrill and chill the user with it's 3-speed bullet vibe. Pick one up today, you'll be extremely pleased that you did.
Published:
Pros:
~Silicone
~Vibrating
~Size (Size queens will love this)
Cons:
~Vibrations aren't that strong
~Size (May be too much for some users)
~Could be too firm for some
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

This toy can be used by many in a variety of ways. You can use this dildo in a harness, with or without the vibrator, and for partner play or solo. This toy can be used both anally and vaginally, as it has a base with balls and there won't be any worry of 'losing' the toy inside of you. This toy may or may not work for everyone but it might be able to aid in both g-spot or p-spot stimulation. If that doesn't work, the girth alone provides an excellent full feeling.

You can use the bullet vibe that comes with it for all over the body, whether it be your nipples, your clitoris, or the labia. Whatever you choose to use the vibrations for, they'll feel excellent. Since the vibrator itself is waterproof, you can take this toy into the shower with you or just use the vibrator.

The dildo is not made for beginners, and if they want to use this toy, they will have to work up to it. Size queens will love this toy, for it's length, girth and texture. It's made to provide a realistic feeling, and since silicone retains temperature well, you can warm it up in a warm bath or cool it down by soaking it in an ice bath or popping it in the freezer for a few minutes. Users who wish to use this in a harness may have a hard time finding an O-ring to fit, but it is not impossible to find one that will accommodate. Overall, this is an amazing toy.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The James Deen Silicone Vibrating Cock is made from 100% pure, platinum, premium silicone. It is hypo-allergenic, latex and phthalate free, as well as non-porous. All of Doc Johnson's products are proudly built in America since 1976. When opening the package, you aren't met with any overpowering scents that users who are sensitive to will shrink back in fear of. There is no taste to the silicone either, unless you combine it with your favorite flavored water-based lubricant.

The texture of this toy is stimulating, due to it's sheer size and the firmness of the material. All of the veins and ridges can be felt upon insertion and aid in the stimulation of the vaginal walls, as well as the g-spot. The curve of the head is what pinpoints the g-spot aiding in rubbing against it and creating maximum pleasure. Since this toy has a vibrator as well, you can multiply your pleasure by adding the vibrations. The texture itself would be great for beginners, but the size alone will probably scare beginners away, and if it does not, it should.

This toy is massive, and it cannot be stated enough. Size Queens will love this toy, and that alone should say something about this gargantuan dildo. If you're up for a challenge, work your way up to it, but don't be a daredevil and try to get it all in at once, because if you do, you may end up hurting yourself. Though this toy is flexible, it is still very firm, and has only a little squish to the head. Down the shaft, there isn't much give at all.
    • Flexible
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

From the curve, to the veins, wrinkles and dips, this toy is all James Deen. As it should be, since it was modeled after one of the porn industry's leading men. This dildo is extremely realistic, and well endowed to say the least. This dildo has a curve to the right, and the head has a nice dip over the coronal ridge that is sure to create a popping sensation many will enjoy. There is even the dip where the urethral opening should be, and the veins are scattered perfectly across the shaft.

The bottom of this dildo is flat, with a cavity/hole that is used to house your bullet vibe. Since this dildo has a flat bottom, you can sit it upright on it's own. This helps if you aren't using the bullet, and wish to ride this toy on a flat surface. There is no suction cup, but the weight of this toy should give the user some advantage. At the base of this toy, on the back, there is a small stamp of the Doc Johnson name, and can be a bit tricky to clean if fluids get into it, but a simple toothbrush will clean this out if you have one you can spare to clean toys with.

The bullet fits almost completely inside, with a small bit of it sticking out. This is enough so you can retrieve the bullet when you're ready for cleanup. The measurements for this dildo are as follows:

Dildo:
Length: 8-1/2"
Insertable length: 6-1/4"
Circumference: 6-1/4"
Diameter: 2-1/8"

Bullet:
Overall Length: 5-1/4"
Circumference: 2-1/4"

Because of the size of this toy, I do not recommend it for beginners. If you are a beginner, and want to use this toy, work your way up, but take your time. This toy has more appeal for size queens and more intermediate to advanced users. The girth alone is massive, but the length is another factor when using this toy. It provides you with a very intense feeling, and the veins can certainly be felt due to it's size and material.

This toy can be used in a harness, for partner play, solo, or whatever the occasion. If you're wanting to use this in a harness, you will have to find an O-ring capable of fitting the large girth. This may be hard, but not impossible. I cannot say for sure whether this toy will have any flop in a harness, but due to its stiffness, it's unlikely. Currently I do not own an O-ring harness to test that theory.

Since this is a very large, realistic dildo, it is anything but discreet. Whether you're traveling, or simply thinking of laying it around, I strongly advise against it. Not only is the packaging not discreet, if left out, this dildo is going to be recognized from even a far distance. That is how large and real looking this toy is. If you absolutely want to travel with this toy, pack it so it is well hidden.

If hiding this at home, make sure to find a big enough hiding space, as this is going to accommodate a lot of it, and more if kept in the packaging.
    • Partner play
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy came with an included bullet which measures 5 inches in length. It's a simple, silver, plastic bullet that is powered on and off via a push button on the base, and requires two AAA batteries. To me, this bullet wasn't that impressive, but it's good for clitoral stimulation if you cannot feel the vibrations through the silicone when inserted inside of the dildo. There are three speeds to this bullet, and to get this bullet going, it is simple. Remember that this is a waterproof vibrator, but I wouldn't suggest submerging this in water, as I would not want to risk it.

To put the batteries inside, simply screw off the end where the push button is. It should be fairly simple to do, just make sure not to twist too hard in case the plastic cracks. Inside of the vibrator, there is a plastic tray that slides out and holds the batteries in place. This tray also tells you which way to insert the batteries, making it easier for the user to get this task done. When you have the batteries in, simply push the tray with the batteries back into the vibrator carefully, and then screw on the base again, testing the push button to see that it works.

When turned on, this vibe will be on the lowest setting. There are three settings to this vibe: low, medium, and high. To cycle through the settings, simply keep clicking the button through each setting. Once you've reached the highest setting, click the button again to turn the vibrator off. You must cycle through every setting each time you want to turn this off after use.

The vibrations for this vibrator are constant. There are no pulses or patterns in this vibrator, as it is just your basic run of the mill toy. With each level of power, comes noise of course. The low setting, isn't too loud, and cannot be heard through covers or the door, while the medium setting gets a little louder. It too cannot be heard through blankets or the door, but once you get to the highest setting, where the real power for this vibe lies, then you can hear it through the covers, but not through the door.

If you're worried about someone hearing it, then simply turn on the TV or some music if you desire. This can drown out the noise of the vibrator completely, and you can be discreet as you like, but it won't save you if you're moaning too loudly. The vibrations are of course louder when the vibrator isn't inside of the dildo, but are a bit more muffled when inserted, due to the insulation of the silicone. Just be aware that with power, as with any vibrator, comes noise. Some more than others.

The vibrations for this silver bullet are located throughout the entire length of it, instead of being centered in one location such as the tip. Remember when putting the batteries in to make sure that the little rubber O-ring is always in place, especially if you plan on taking this in the shower for a steamy session, or are rinsing it under water to clean. With this bullet comes a packet of powder for inserting and removing the bullet from the dildo easier. This powder is simply cornstarch so when you run out, you can use your run of the mill cornstarch or some water based lube to insert and remove the vibe. To insert it with the powder simply dust the vibe in the cornstarch and sprinkle some inside of the cavity as well before sliding it in.

Removal of the bullet should be just as easy as inserting it, but remember that there's a bit of suction from trapped air, so you may make a mess or a cornstarch cloud in the air when removing it with a pop.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

James Deen's Silicone Cock is simple to take care of. Since silicone is a non-porous material, you don't have to worry about all those germs sticking to it, as you have the ability to sterilize it completely. Simply wash it with warm soap and water, wipe it down with a 10% bleach 90% water solution, throw it in the top rack of your dishwasher, or boil it for up to three minutes to release any gunk that might be sticking to it. You can also use toy cleaner, or wipes if you're looking for a quick fix after play, or don't feel like walking to the bathroom to clean up after you've spent all of your energy having fun. Just remember that this toy is a lint and hair magnet, so you will want to rinse it off before every use as well as after.

When boiling this toy, make sure to remove it with either a heat safe glove, or some tongs that you are sure won't pierce the material in its heated state, and so that you don't burn yourself in the process. The same goes for when you're tossing this big guy into the dishwasher. Always make sure to take proper safety precautions, as a visit to the ER is never fun. When you are done washing your toy, make sure it is dry inside of the vibrator cavity and return it to either the packaging it came in, the satin bag provided with this toy, or a large Ziploc bag if you don't want to use the satin one. Personally, I keep all my toys in their original packaging just for safe measure, as it doesn't bother me how tedious it can be to open them.

Remember that you should always remove the bullet before cleaning in any extreme fashion such as boiling or putting your toy in the dishwasher, as mechanical devices are not made to withstand either heat. The bullet itself can be cleaned with a wipe down of a toy wipe or a simple rinse. I would not suggest submerging the bullet even though it states it as waterproof. Rinsing will work fine.

Note: Always use water-based lubricant with this toy, as silicone or oil lubricants can react badly with the material causing it to 'melt'.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The James Deen Silicone Vibrating Cock came packaged in a rather large box (think a small shoebox size). It has a photo of James with his pants down and covering his genital region with his hands, as well as big bold letters stating what is inside of this massive package on the front. The front alone makes this box indiscreet, so if you're wanting to gift this, it's probably not a great idea giving it unwrapped or in the original packaging at all. A friend or family member would be embarrassed to unwrap this on their birthday or other gift giving holiday, depending on who they're opening it in front of. Just be sure that you appropriately gift this for whatever the situation.

The side of the box has a photo of the dildo, but it is not the actual size, it is a smaller picture. On the back of the box it states that this dildo was molded directly from James Deen himself and that it is the first of its kind made, meaning the realistic casting line by Doc Johnson. It states the size and that it is made of 100% silicone, and that it comes with a 3-speed mega bullet. It also says that the material is hypoallergenic, etc. It also says in English, French, German, Dutch, Spanish, and Russian: Molded directly from James Deen. Multi-speed. Waterproof. Phthalate free. Silicone and ABS.

On the back of the box there is also care instructions telling you to remove the bullet before you perform any of these care instructions. Going back to the front of the box, the front opens like a flap to reveal another photo of James Deen, less modest, with his hips thrust out, showing his entire glory. Beside this photo you get the same facts as stated on the back, and the dildo can also be seen like a window box. Opening the top of the box, you are able to slide out the clam shell insert, and inside is the toy neatly packed in its own molded shell along with the bullet vibrator and the satin bag in their own compartments.

Overall the packaging is nice for what you pay for the dildo. I use mine for storage. It's tedious to open and close the packaging, but it keeps everything nestled safely away from dirt and grime. If you're big into recycling, you could recycle this package as it is merely cardboard and plastic.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Experience

This toy took a lot of warming up to get it in. You're going to need a lot of water based lubricant for this bad boy, and when they say you can never have too much lube, they're right. I was worried that this would be too big for me at first, but with some warming up and some preparation, this toy slid in, and felt amazing with its girth. I honestly didn't feel the vibrations well, but this toy works amazingly without the vibrator. I can honestly say that I'm glad I purchased this toy, even if the vibrator isn't that great.
Follow-up commentary
I'm not so much a fan of it anymore, but it's still a great toy. I can't say that I don't like it anymore, it just doesn't get incorporated into the mix as much as other toys do. With that said, I won't be getting rid of this toy anytime soon.
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