The Emperor - realistic dildo by Cal Exotics - review by strawberry dream

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The Emperor That Changes Faces

This toy is by far my best yet and because it doesn't vibrate, you can sneak and won't get caught. Plus, it looks and feels real.
Flexible, realistic looking veins, thick, suckable, good investment over all
Didn't look like picture
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
The first thing I noticed about the Emperor is that his tip didn't look anything like the picture. I was sad at first until I felt the realistic feel. The first thing is that the rubber smells strong with a hint of aloe vera scent. Ladies and gents, trust that should not discourage you from this product, as you should wash all toys prior to using them. I washed it off. I sat there admiring the damn thing. I really want to find the black man that made this thing, it is freaking huge. You know I was excited right. There is so much detail when you move it you can see the veins. This toy receives a ten out of ten on realistic looks alone. The thickness of this toy reminds me of a guy I know from Memphis so I named it Memphis.

The suction cup was a plus, the toy was excellent for shower stand up play. Stick it on the wall for a rear entrance; the feel is truly amazing. The fullness of this toy was really above my expectations. I was able to close my eyes and you couldn't tell the difference. I also suction cupped it to the washing machine and put it on the spin cycle. Ladies, it's no joke: I wanna buy a bigger purse for this bad boy. My husband wanted to throw him away. I replied if he did I would throw him away instead. The weight of this mighty emperor is right on point, 100% suckable, reminds you of the term hung like a horse. The balls have quite an effect when riding. Lubrication is needed, water based is best with this toy. I used Wet.

This toy is highly detailed, not as pictured, but the feel was pleasent and exciting. No batteries are required for this toy. I advise you to wash the toy before each and every use and after. I was highly pleased with the flexible feel, that's what made this dick feel too damn real. In fact, just talking about him makes me horny. This toy is ideal for putting in between your tits, that drove me insane. Hats off to the girl who can do anal with this he is a very big boy. I wouldn't try it. So not much to this toy: it's flexible, thick, realistic, rubber, needs lubrication, water based, and is a lot of fun to play with. Now can I go play now please? Just kidding. It's a great buy. Thanks California Exotics for a real treat; you made Strawberry Dream cream good day all.
Put this toy on a wall for doggy style effect
Follow-up commentary
This toy actually gets better and better with age. It has a bendable shaft for rough riding and the width of it is excellent for deep penetration. I rate the Emperor a five star for sure. Each time we meet it's a real delight. I especially like the fact that you can put this dildo in the water because it makes it easy to play with it in a tub if you have house guests. No noise as the emperor does not need batteries, so no chance of getting caught by anyone. It's a year later and I still love it. It has a realistic feel still and is ever so flexible. If you are looking for a shaft that feels most human, this is the toy for you. It never fails to give pleasure.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My The Emperor tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
    • Good for anal
    • Oral
  • General
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    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Large dildos
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  • Kkay
    Welcome to Eden! I suggest taking a look at our mentor program; it can be a great way to get one-on-one feedback about your reviews.

    This sounds like an enjoyable toy, but I would have liked to hear exactly how the head varies from the pictured product. It'd also have been nice to hear more specific information on what makes this dildo different from others out there.
  • EdenJP
    Thanks for the review!
  • strawberry dream
    Your welcome
  • Nazaress
    Nice review but you could definitely use more details and information in your next reviews. I suggest taking part in the mentor program. You can really learn a lot about what is expected from a good review.
  • Tagmstr
    Thanks for the review
  • link82
    thanks for the helpful review but more information about dimensions, material and cleaning would make your reviews stand out much more.
  • noelleish
    nice review!
  • SadoMas
    ty ty!
  • natashaanime
    Thanks for the review.
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