The Emperor That Changes Faces
This toy is by far my best yet and because it doesn't vibrate, you can sneak and won't get caught. Plus, it looks and feels real.Published: January 31, 2012
Pros:
Flexible, realistic looking veins, thick, suckable, good investment over all
Cons:
Didn't look like picture
The first thing I noticed about the Emperor is that his tip didn't look anything like the picture. I was sad at first until I felt the realistic feel. The first thing is that the rubber smells strong with a hint of aloe vera scent. Ladies and gents, trust that should not discourage you from this product, as you should wash all toys prior to using them. I washed it off. I sat there admiring the damn thing. I really want to find the black man that made this thing, it is freaking huge. You know I was excited right. There is so much detail when you move it you can see the veins. This toy receives a ten out of ten on realistic looks alone. The thickness of this toy reminds me of a guy I know from Memphis so I named it Memphis.
The suction cup was a plus, the toy was excellent for shower stand up play. Stick it on the wall for a rear entrance; the feel is truly amazing. The fullness of this toy was really above my expectations. I was able to close my eyes and you couldn't tell the difference. I also suction cupped it to the washing machine and put it on the spin cycle. Ladies, it's no joke: I wanna buy a bigger purse for this bad boy. My husband wanted to throw him away. I replied if he did I would throw him away instead. The weight of this mighty emperor is right on point, 100% suckable, reminds you of the term hung like a horse. The balls have quite an effect when riding. Lubrication is needed, water based is best with this toy. I used Wet.
This toy is highly detailed, not as pictured, but the feel was pleasent and exciting. No batteries are required for this toy. I advise you to wash the toy before each and every use and after. I was highly pleased with the flexible feel, that's what made this dick feel too damn real. In fact, just talking about him makes me horny. This toy is ideal for putting in between your tits, that drove me insane. Hats off to the girl who can do anal with this he is a very big boy. I wouldn't try it. So not much to this toy: it's flexible, thick, realistic, rubber, needs lubrication, water based, and is a lot of fun to play with. Now can I go play now please? Just kidding. It's a great buy. Thanks California Exotics for a real treat; you made Strawberry Dream cream good day all.
The suction cup was a plus, the toy was excellent for shower stand up play. Stick it on the wall for a rear entrance; the feel is truly amazing. The fullness of this toy was really above my expectations. I was able to close my eyes and you couldn't tell the difference. I also suction cupped it to the washing machine and put it on the spin cycle. Ladies, it's no joke: I wanna buy a bigger purse for this bad boy. My husband wanted to throw him away. I replied if he did I would throw him away instead. The weight of this mighty emperor is right on point, 100% suckable, reminds you of the term hung like a horse. The balls have quite an effect when riding. Lubrication is needed, water based is best with this toy. I used Wet.
This toy is highly detailed, not as pictured, but the feel was pleasent and exciting. No batteries are required for this toy. I advise you to wash the toy before each and every use and after. I was highly pleased with the flexible feel, that's what made this dick feel too damn real. In fact, just talking about him makes me horny. This toy is ideal for putting in between your tits, that drove me insane. Hats off to the girl who can do anal with this he is a very big boy. I wouldn't try it. So not much to this toy: it's flexible, thick, realistic, rubber, needs lubrication, water based, and is a lot of fun to play with. Now can I go play now please? Just kidding. It's a great buy. Thanks California Exotics for a real treat; you made Strawberry Dream cream good day all.
Experience
Put this toy on a wall for doggy style effect
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This sounds like an enjoyable toy, but I would have liked to hear exactly how the head varies from the pictured product. It'd also have been nice to hear more specific information on what makes this dildo different from others out there.
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Thanks for the review
thanks for the helpful review but more information about dimensions, material and cleaning would make your reviews stand out much more.
nice review!