The F*cking Dead!

Zombie is an amazing dildo for so many reasons. The attention to detail is incredible and the texture is amazing because of it. The silicone is nice and squishy while remaining firm enough to provide pressure where it really counts. While the size and texture won't work for everyone, it's a great treat to those who enjoy it.
Published:
Pros:
- Size
- Texture
- Feel
- Great Material
- Unique
Cons:
- Might Be Too Large For Some
- Too Textured For Some
- Might Gross People Out
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

Unleash your inner freak with Zombie from the Freaks line by Fleshlight! This dildo is somewhat realistic in design, but won't appeal to just anyone. This is a specialty piece that is perfect for fans of AMC's The Walking Dead, Zombies in general, or those that love Halloween and all things morbid.

Let your imagination run wild during your solo sessions. For vaginal use, this dildo is fantastic! It has a great upward curve, a prominent head, and a textured shaft to stimulate all the areas that matter most. Whether or not it connects with your G-spot will depend on anatomy, but it is shaped to please.

At the base of the dildo, is a large set of testicles. These help you hold onto the dildo during use and also make the toy completely anal safe! Those that enjoy a full feeling during anal play will find this to be great, but it's much too large to be used for beginners and some intermediate users.

You don't have to play with this rotting dildo on your own! The base of the toy is comfortable for your partner to hold while they thrust it inside of you, and can even be used in a harness. Though this toy is made out of silicone, you'll need to use caution that you don't thrust the toy too hard since it could cause some discomfort.

The full feeling this toy provides is great for those that appreciate some girth, but will be far too much for a beginner or someone who's used to slimmer and shorter toys. While this might be on the smaller side for a size queen, it should satisfy most users that enjoy girth.

Because there are no internal working parts inside this toy, you can take it with you into the tub or shower without worry about it being ruined. There isn't a suction cup on the bottom, so that might change the way you want to play, but it's safe to use anywhere.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

Zombie is made from silicone. It has an Eden safety rating of 10/10 for being made from food-grade material, being hypo-allergenic, latex free, non-porous, phthalates free. This is one of the safest materials for a sex toy and is a great choice for a dildo.

The surface of this toy is shiny and has quite a bit of drag to it. It picks up dust, lint, and hair quite easily and will need to be cleaned off before use as well as after. Though it has the shiny appearance, it doesn't feel tacky or sticky when you squeeze it.

The silicone this toy is made from is fairly squishy. It's not hard, but it isn't soft enough to feel super realistic either; it a pretty medium firmness. It can be bent in either direction and can be easily squeezed with your hand. With all that give you would think it wouldn't apply enough pressure during use, but you would be surprised. The give is great because it's easier to handle if you're used to slightly smaller toys.


Where this toy really shines is when it comes to the texture of it. Though it has a realistic shape, the feel is totally different than most dildos you would find, and is hopefully unlike any male member that's penetrated you. It still has the basic features; pronounced head, thick shaft, and a set of testicles, but the rest of it is rather unreal. Since this is supposed to resemble what we could assume an erect zombie penis would look like, large fleshy areas appear to have rotten away, exposing veins, muscle, etc. Since these areas aren't flush with the surface, it's quite stimulating and feels like a staggered ribbed pattern. There's no consistency in where the 'flesh' is removed, which adds to the sensations.



The texture, on top of the girth, make this a great toy for those that prefer a lot of stimulation from texture. This isn't for the texture faint of heart. If you don't care for much texture, or if you're unsure if you'll like it or not, this isn't a great item for you to consider.

When it first arrived there was a slight plastic scent to the toy, but I think it came from it being stored in the package and had nothing to do with the material of the dildo itself. After washing, the scent went away and it hasn't picked up a scent since.
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

The overall appeal of this toy is truly in the design. While the look of this won't appeal to everyone, it will impress those that have an interest in it. The coloring of this toy is a murky green/brown and seems like it represents the overall look of the undead quite well. Rotting flesh at its finest.

Since the shape is phallic, it's not at all a discreet toy; though someone might assume it's more of a gag item if you're displaying it along with other zombie memorabilia. Either way, there's no denying that this toy is meant to look like a penis. The head of the penis features the urethra opening on the tip and is nicely shaped and prominent at the base. It, and the rest of the piece, also features all sorts of bumps that look like they could be goosebumps. The detail put into the design of this piece is truly incredible!

The shaft is the area that has the most texture to it. You can see where the skin has been rotting away from the surface, exposing everything that lies underneath it. I've never actually seen a rotten penis, but it looks like they tried to make it look as realistic as possible and succeeded.

The base of the dildo features the testicles. One of them is fairly intact, but the other one is mostly exposed. They are fairly large, but not so much that they seem disproportionate to the rest of the piece. The bottom of the testicles is totally flat which makes it fit nicely in a harness and is easy to grip while thrusting.



The full length of the toy measures 8" and the insertable portion is 6 1/2" in length. The circumference around the shaft is 5 1/2", just below the head is 5", and the head itself is 4 1/5". The diameter, the testicles are 3 5/8" long and 3" wide. This might be a little large for some users, but someone who's used to vaginal penetration either from a toy or partner should find this to be a reasonable size. If you find it's too large, use a warm up toy first and make sure you're nice and relaxed.


Though the size isn't huge, it's not a great option if you're looking for a travel companion. It would take up a lot of room in a purse, and is sure to raise eyebrows if someone were to see it in your suitcase. Unlike regular realistic dildos that someone might just sort of chuckle at, this one is sure to cause a disgusted look or two.
    • Futuristic
    • Realistic
    • Whimsical / artistic

Performance

Though softer than some, this dildo still remains firm enough that it's easy to thrust or ride. Though the girth isn't the largest available on Eden, the texture makes it feel a little larger and more challenging, perhaps, than you would expect. Make sure you use a good water-based lubricant and start off slowly. Once you feel comfortable with the size and texture you can easily thrust at a faster pace, but always be careful you don't bump the cervix.

The Zombie fits well in a standard harness, but the testicles might be too large for certain styles. I have the Sedeux divine diva plus size harness and it fits comfortably in it without sagging.

The base of the toy is totally flat and doesn't have a bullet hole in the base. If one is desired, it doesn't look like it would be difficult to make one, but do so at your own risk.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

Zombie can be washed with antibacterial soap and warm water or your favorite sex toy cleaner. Since there are all sorts of textured areas, you want to make sure you do a good job of cleaning them all well. It's not necessary to use a special brush on it, just wash thoroughly. If you're planning on sharing or switching orifices, you'll want to disinfect the toy. There are a variety of ways to do this. You can wipe it down with a 10% bleach solution, boil it for 3 minutes, or place it on the top rack of your dishwasher.

Being that this is silicone, only water-based lubricant is compatible with it. Other lubricants could cause the surface to degrade and while it already looks rotten, it's not something you want to further happen. Storing this toy directly against another silicone toy is highly discouraged since they could have a negative reaction to each other and damage the surfaces of the toys.

Storing this toy is a little tricky. It doesn't come with a storage pouch and the original packaging isn't sturdy enough to house the toy for long term. Putting the toy in a large pouch or gallon sized Ziploc bag is the best option.

    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

The packaging Zombie comes in isn't at all discreet. It features a plastic window on the front where the dildo is in full view. The wording an images on the packaging also make it indiscreet. The top of the box says 'Freaks' on it, one side of the box shows a full color image of the toy, and the back shows this along with the other toys in the Freaks line. Everything about the box screams that it contains a sex toy.



One of the things I do like about the packaging is that it has little stickers attached to the top that prevent the box from being opened. Should someone peel them away, the sticker leaves the word, 'void' on the box. This is comforting since you know your box hasn't been opened. Once you remove the stickers and open the box you'll see that the dildo is nestled inside a black plastic tray. This tray is very thin and breaks easily. Mind was already torn in several areas when it arrived which was rather frustrating since I was hoping to store the toy directly in the box.


Once you pull the tray out, you see that it was formed to hold the toy in place so that it's not bouncing around inside the packaging. Over the dildo is a clear plastic piece that prevents the toy from coming out of the tray. It's easily removed and you're able to remove your toy.


There aren't any direction or instructions included with the toy, but it's not really necessary for a product like this. They didn't include a lubricant sample like they do with their Fleshlights and there was no additional paperwork inside the box. The box can be easily broken down and recycled since it's not great for storing your toy.

While this would make a great gift to the right person, it would look like more of a gag than anything. It's not exactly something you'd get for your special someone for a romantic evening, but would probably be greatly appreciated by a Zombie fanatic. Try to imagine how the person would react and use your discretion.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Experience

Zombie was a dildo I lusted after for a while before purchasing. The look was so different and interesting, I knew I had to get my hands on it! I was quite interested in each of the dildos for the Freaks line, but I kept going back to Zombie. When it arrived I was very surprised by the weight of it, and once I was able to use it, I was so impressed by the feel of it. After only using really firm silicone, this was a huge turning point for me. The softer silicone was so much better and the texture was amazing!

I have since purchased many other softer feeling dildos and love the feel, but when I want something nice and textured, Zombie is my go-to toy. The size is great for me since it resembles my husband's size, but the added texture adds a sensation I can't get from anything else. I'm so glad I added this to my collection, even if it doesn't look like the prettiest penis you've ever seen.
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Comments
  • Pandwhora
    Pandwhora  
    great review, thanks! love the the photos.
  • Ningyo
    Ningyo  
    So thorough! Great pics as well. This is such a cool and creepy toy. I'd love it for a decoration, if nothing else.
  • SydneyScreams
    SydneyScreams  
    Thanks for the review!! The coloring looks a bit different than what EF's product photo looks like but I think I like it a bit more
  • MrWill
    MrWill  
    I absolutely love the freaks line of toys, they all look so awesome. I'm glad you like this
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    PeaceToTheMiddleEast  
    Damn that is freaky looking I think I be scared to use it. Thanks for the great review!
  • Ayumi
    Ayumi  
    Awesome review!
    I totally want one of these eventually.
    You're awesome too. "Rotting flesh at its finest."
  • TJtheMadHatter
    TJtheMadHatter  
    Fabulous review! I'm so glad it works out for you. Awesome commentary and pics. As far as Zombies go...well, you know how I feel about that. lol
  • sunflower
    sunflower  
    Thanks for all the pics and detail! Lol @ the review name. I kind of want this just to have. Not that I want to fuck a zombie. It's really unique! So huge though. I love that you added a harness recommendation too!
  • FieryRed
    FieryRed  
    Fantastic review! I'll admit, I'm one of the people who is grossed out by this one...it sure is creative, though.
  • Rossie
    Rossie  
    Thanks for the awesome review. Although I love watching The Walking Dead, I don't have an appetite for rotting dildos! LOL
  • Trysexual
    Trysexual  
    Great review and pics
  • Pete's Princess
    Pete's Princess  
    Great reviews and photos. The product looks creep me out but you did a great job describing it.
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