Blush bulge UR3 cock - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by hyperballad

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The Floppy Dildo

This is an amazing toy for its price - even with all of the material's flaws, you just can't beat the size and sensation the Bulge offers. Even with the high possibility of the material becoming damaged, I would buy this toy again and again.
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Pros:
great size, great feeling material, really comfortable
Cons:
high maintenance, strong odor
Rating by reviewer:
4
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Use

This is a dildo, most definitely meant for those of us that like a big diameter and a lot of length. There's no hiding what this toy is. It's just a huge dong with huge balls. No amount of dressing up changes it, so if discretion is a concern, this is definitely not the toy for you.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool

Material / Texture

The material is both the strongest and weakest part of this toy. It's extremely high maintenance and not safe at all.

The other problem with the material is that it smells. Unavoidably, without fail, it just smells. Once I took it out of the package, I could smell this dildo even after I stored it in my bedside table. Even after dozens of washes with warm water and soap, it still has a lingering sickly sweet scent.

On the plus side, it does follow through with the promise of being "ultra realistic", and it does feel more like skin than any other dildo that I have used. It is extremely soft, to the point where it was difficult to insert because of how flexible it is. The key to insertion for me is a lot of water-based lube.
    • Flexible
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

I love the size of this toy - it's pretty much the only reason I bought it. The material was a complete turn off when I was shopping for it, but the size of it made it completely worth it, and it still does. It's not discreet in the slightest, but it does the job I want it to do. It has a realistic look, with veins and balls attached. Oddly, the "blush" aspect of it washed off after maybe three washes, so I'm not sure why it's called the "Blush". At least the bulge stayed, which is what I bought it for anyways.

The only problem I have with the design is that it is so soft that it can be hard to insert. The softness does create a really unique sensation when it's inserted, but it took a while for me to figure out exactly how to make it work for me. If you like the feeling of a hard dildo, this has the complete opposite sensation.
    • Realistic

Performance

Clearly, the best part about this toy is the size and the feeling of the material. Despite its size, I find it to be really comfortable once it's inserted. It's not discreet, but I'm not sure how you could make a toy like this look like anything else.
    • Comfortable
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

The material, Ultra Realistic 3.0 or UR3, is extremely porous. This makes it difficult to clean and extremely high maintenance. EF recommends that you clean it before and after each use and dust it with cornstarch before storing it in a dark, cool place. You should wash it before the first use to remove the powder put on it to protect it, and only use water-based lubricants. It needs to be stored in a separate compartment or bag, because it can absorb dyes from other materials.

I can't really overemphasize how high maintenance this material is.
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance
Follow-up commentary
I've had the Blush Bulge for a few months now, and it's still one of my favorites - I'd definitely recommend it to anyone looking for size and length in their dildos.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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    ty for the review
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