Crystal jellies classic royal - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by Isadorabelle

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The Male-Enhanced Dildo

The functionality of this toy was great, my only complaints with that are my own personal references. The initial odor, however, was so intense that I developed a slight headache due to it. For users who can get rid of the smell and like a larger dildo, this is perfect. However, I wouldn’t recommend it for smaller built, overly sensitive or newer users.
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Pros:
Very girthy, lots of length for handling
Cons:
Very noticeable odor, sticky-feeling surface
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

This toy is perfect for anyone who just feels empty inside. Long, girtthy and veined, this toy is great for those that are looking for than your average sized dildo. You even have the choice of clear or a feminine pink when selecting this toy.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Group situations
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Vaginal

Material / Texture

The Crystal Jellies Classic Royal Dildo is a jelly toy. Made out of poly vinyl chloride, jelly materials are also flexible, making them ideal for adult play. Because this dildo is flexible, it is easier to handle than stiffer toys.

The toy has a rubbery, almost sticky feel to it and when brand new, has a strong scent. Sometimes, this scent can remain after several washings. Unlike glass, the surface of this dildo is rubbery and some may find it difficult to use without a lubricant. When selecting a lubricant to use with this dildo, only choose a water or silicone based lubricant. Avoid oil!
    • Bumpy
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

Coming in at 10 inches long and 5 ½ inches around, this toy is impressively big. Those not accustomed to larger toys or penetration may be intimidated by the girth of this toy. Along with its bigger-than-average size, this dildo is also veined with a blunt head to enhance your experience. Since it is made totally out of a jelly material, it is very flexible so users likely won’t have as many problems with getting into an optimal position for play. In addition to the size and texture, this toy also weighs half a pound, making it a hefty toy to handle.
    • Partner play
    • Realistic

Performance

The best feature of this toy would be the noticeable size. Doc Johnson once again hasn’t disappointed with creating a dildo that is impressive in different ways, including the size. The texture is also noticeable and very pronounced on the toy. This dildo is very capable of getting the job done when it comes to being girthy and filling for users. I did not notice any negative aspects of the performance.
    • Easy to use
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

This toy is made out of a jelly material and has a safety rating of 2. Jelly materials CANNOT be sanitized, so if sharing or switching between vaginal and anal play, remember to always use a condom. You cannot boil these toys, but you can clean them with warm water and mild soap. It is also okay to use toy cleaner. When storing a toy made out of jelly, be sure to store it in a cool dark place. These toys can be damaged by heat, such as what electronics may put off.
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance

Packaging

The packaging for this dildo was semi-hard to soft plastic (what is typical of mass, clear packaged electronics) and molded loosely to the dildo. In the process of getting it open, the packaging tore and was no longer able to be used. This product was not packaged discreetly at all, so it is best to open it in privacy and when you are able to dispose of the ‘evidence’. Despite the obvious packaging, the shipping box was discreet and well packed, which was par to Eden’s usual shipping standards.

Experience

When I first found this dildo, I really debated getting it because I generally do not get anything below a safety rating of 7, preferably 8. However, my desire to replace my old dildo finally won out and I got it. It was a bit bigger than I expected which was quite an adjustment for me personally. Also, it had a very strong smell, which was difficult to get to a tolerable level. When I consider the smell and the uncomfortable size, I don’t think this is a toy I’ll be using much. However, for those who can get rid of the smell or doesn’t mind and for those users who are happier with thicker dildos, this will probably be ideal. Function wise it does the job perfectly and is a great example of an inexpensive and very filling dildo.
Follow-up commentary
The Crystal Jellies Classic Royal dildo is still a little too big for me. My opinion of it has improved some as the smell finally went away. Also, I allowed myself enough and effort to really be prepared for it. It is still really big and I'd say most of the time it is too big for me. Despite still being somewhat intimidated by the size, I'm feeling better about this toy. For me, it just took a while.

I still don't recommend this toy for those who are smaller or aren't used to intercourse. This is the kind of toy that probably should be worked up to.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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