Randy - realistic dildo by Vixen Creations, Inc - review by KrissyNovacaine

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The most realistic fake ride I've ever had

I'm not a novice when it comes to what a penis feels like, but the Randy made it really hard to tell I was using a toy. He is a girthy toy that is short, so he may not fit everyone's anatomy, but he fit mine perfectly. The upward curve worked very well for my g-spot. The only downside to Randy is the soft outer coating is sticky and attracts lint like crazy. Overall, a minor inconvenience for the otherwise perfect dildo.
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Pros:
Curved for g-spot
Girthy
Not too long
Super realistic
Cons:
Lint magnet
May be too wide and short for some.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

This is my first VixSkin toy, and while it does have an odd sticky texture in my hand, between my legs, it is easy to forget I am actually using a toy. Ya know, because disembodied penises are so common, but I think you get my drift.

Randy is girthy for sure, but he isn't long which seems to be a bit of a rarity in dildo shapes. It also is the perfect shape for me. He has a significant angle to him which I found made him perfect for my g-spot, but it will also help with finding the p-spot... if you are so brave.

Speaking of his shape, VixSkin is silicone so it can be sterilized, and Randy has a flared base that actually works as a suction cup. This means you can use this in a harness, for anal, or attached to a wall, shower, chair, or any flat surface really.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

Randy is made from VixSkin which is a type if silicone. He has a soft, kind of sticky exterior and a more rigid interior. This makes for a very realistic sensation when inserted as the two layers move over each other, much like the real thing. Additionally, he had small ridges modeled after a real penis, but nothing severe, and they are all very plush, so those that do not like texture are pretty safe with this one.

Randy, like all silicone items, are tasteless and odorless. Also, Randy doesn't hold on to any either.
    • Flexible
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

Randy is realistic in all ways except it lacks veins. Randy is otherwise very realistic. He has a very pronounced curve that guarantees he hits my g-spot every time.

He is short, only coming in at 7" in total length with 6.5" being insertable. He is quite stout though with a 6.75" circumference at the widest which is the ridge of the head. I would not call him good for the average user due to his girth, but I loved it. I am a bit of a size queen when it comes to girth and Randy was satisfying. The squish factor of the outer material makes it less severe during insertion.

I would not call Randy discreet, being so realistic and all, but he is small and easy to pack in his original packaging to fit into a suitcase. He wouldn't easily fit into a purse though.
    • Realistic

Performance

Randy does not have any vibrating parts nor does it have any place to put a bullet. I don't mind because I am not in love with vibration in general. If you do need vibration, you can hold a strong bullet to the base.

The suction cup is quite impressive. I keep accidentally sticking him to things and desperately trying to peel him off. Also, the suction cup also makes it harness compatible as it is a flared base. You will need to get a ring to fit his girth as most harnesses will not include a ring that will fit him.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

Randy can be sterilized by boiling it or by putting it on the top rack of the dishwasher. The material is non-porous, so it will not hold onto bacteria, but because it is a lint magnet, you will need to wash it off before use. You can wash it with mild soap or toy cleaner and warm water.

Randy needs to be stored away from other types of silicone and is not compatible with silicone lubes. Only use him with water based lubricants, and store him in his original packaging or some kind of bag away from other toys.
    • Easy to clean
    • High maintenance

Packaging

Vixen's packaging is simple but, in my opinion, perfect. It is a clear plastic tube that you can clearly see the toy through with a black top and bottom that can easily be removed. Randy sits inside within full view, so it is not discreet packaging. What is is good for is storage. The tube is not much bigger than Randy and is perfect for fitting in my toy box.
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal
    • Very informative

Experience

My first time using Randy, I was so blown away by how realistic he felt that I had a hard time concentrating on the task at hand. He's perfect for me and my needs, but I think I am going to have to try more VixSkin products just to be sure... You know... For science.
Follow-up commentary
Oh Randy, I still love you, but you're just a tad bit short. I mean, I don't need a lot, but maybe just a little more once in a while would be great. Like a half an inch, that's all I need. I still adore you, and you are a regular for me. I don't see that changing, but a girl can dream.
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Comments
  • SiNn
    SiNn  
    great review
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    I've been waiting to try this one
  • MidnightStorm
    MidnightStorm  
    Thanks for the review!
  • leanright69
    leanright69  
    Thank you for the review. On my wish list.
  • spiced
    spiced  
    Wow--6.75" is THICK, maybe too thick for us. On the other hand...maybe it would be fun!
  • SecretKinksters
    SecretKinksters  
    Great review!
  • Septimus
    Septimus  
    Thanks for the great review!
  • chocolateANDlace
    chocolateANDlace  
    Thanks for the review.
  • Bignuf
    Bignuf  
    Thanks for a great review.
  • Genderfree
    Genderfree  
    Dang, a little girth would add a little more spice to our sessions...
  • ashboo32
    ashboo32  
    thanks
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