Mr. Right - realistic dildo by Vixen Creations, Inc - review by ehre

The Mr. Right is, in the end, Mr. Right. He's the perfect soft packer. He's durable, entirely made of silicone, and boy is he girthy. While his price point is a bit high for those experimenting with their gender identity (or those just looking for a bit of fun), he is the most realistic soft-packer on the market. His size makes him a bit of a show-er, but not as large as the Limpy "small".

In short, he can easily be worn in public and comes off as quite convincing--especially when coupled with the Aslan packing strap. I definitely advise in investing in the packing strap, it does make wearing him a lot more simple and secure (although I had no issue just stuffing him into a pair of smaller briefs).

The Mr. Right is made of solid silicone. Silicone is odorless and tasteless. Silicone is very safe: it's non-porous, phthalate-free, and cleans up exceedingly easy. As it is silicone, it does pick up on lint and it does pull at pubic hairs. The Aslan packing strap makes it a lot more comfortable. It warms quickly to body temperature and it is somewhat firm, especially in comparison to the Limpy.

Though the Mr. Right is firm, I wouldn't call it overly firm. It has enough firmness that when you squeeze it through jeans, it retains its shape. It's also very hefty, having considerable but not intolerable weight to it. It's comfortable, actually. After packing a long time with it, you almost forget it's there.

My only complaint is that when I received it, it seemed to have a dull sheen to it. However, after a week or packing, this went away.

It is very, very realistic. There are simulated wrinkles at the balls and along the shaft. It also has a long, vein-like seam along the underside. The head is well-proportioned. There's even the detail of asymmetrical balls, something I haven't seen on a soft-pack before.

The size is still a bit intimidating though. In a harness (and otherwise, really, you frequently look like you're at half-mast. This is partially the semi-rigidity of the material but it's also caused by how the shaft lies. It's hard to pack left or right, the shaft naturally wants to lay in the crevice between the balls. Because the balls don't really hang and because they're flat, they add an extra half an inch or so, making him look a lot bigger than he really is (although he's nothing to scoff at).

I'm not of the opinion that he's average sized. He's a bit bigger, but not extraordinarily so (he's nowhere near as bad as Limpy "small"). I've never found a soft pack smaller of this quality though, so he'll have to do.

The skin tone is perfect for me though. I'm very pale, so the vanilla suits me well. My only complaint for this is that the whole thing is one colour. I would like it a lot more if it didn't look so bloody bloodless.

I think its selling point is its realism. The Mr. Right feels absolutely proper in your pants. He's just the right temperature, he's a proper shape (if not a little big). He goes well in briefs--he doesn't slide around at all, which is odd to me, though at his size he can poke out a bit. He works much, much better in a harness.

He passes the grope-test quite well. Well enough that I don't feel so nervous about pressing myself against someone--with the Limpy, I was always afraid that someone would find him a bit to...limp.

That said, he's not so great coloured. He's a bit on the bland side. Mr. Right's glans is a bit too uniform and lacks character (I don't think I've ever said that a glans has had character before this review, bless my soul). Other than the asymmetrical balls and the strategic wrinkles, he's got no life to him. He's also hard to situate, although once you get him settled down he's not going to cause a fuss. I would be, however, wary of wearing him in basketball shorts or in swim trunks. That might cause a few (awkward) problems.

The Mr. Right is pure silicone! This means:

>you can wash them with anti-bacterial soap
>put them in the dishwasher next to your favourite mug!
>throw them in a boiling pot for 2-3 minutes

He picks up a little bit of lint and hair but he's really easily cleaned up. I don't even dust mine with cornstarch.

The Mr. Right also comes in this cool little box to store him in between wearing. I don't really use mine, I just drop him in the sock drawer.

Also, it should be noted that the Mr. Right is silicone! So don't use silicone based lubes on him; if for some reason you decide to slick up, I advise only using water-based lube. I also don't recommend using him for penetration, although that should be pretty established at this point. However, if you do--remember that he's: 1) easy to clean up, 2) but don't use the wrong lube, 3) and if you share with someone, use a condom or wash between uses.

The box that came in the mail was of course, very discrete. The box inside that held the packer, not so much. It's a clear box covered in decals "VixSkin - Worth Every Inch". On the top is a red sticker that reads:

"Welcome to a world where fine art and sex toys meet. Vixen Creations, Inc. products are hand-crafted from high quality 100% silicone rubber, innovatively designed, and carry a one year warranty. Simply return with receipt for a replacement. Made in the USA. -- Congratulations on your Vixen purchase. Your new toy can be washed with soap and water or sterilized in boiling water for three minutes. To maintain shape, store this product upright in this reusable container. Never use with silicone-based lubricants."

Following that is the address, phone number, fax number, email, and website for Vixen Creations, Inc..

After a week of wearing him, I've learned how to properly pack with him. Still, it's a bit disconcerting to my flatmates when I'm walking around in my boxers and look like I have a hard-on. Thankfully, this isn't really that much of a problem wearing thicker pants such as jeans, cords, or thicker chinos, otherwise I'd never be seen in public with him on (which would, coincidentally, defeat the purpose).

I highly advise, however, not wearing raw denim while packing with this guy. Raw denim changes as you wear it, becoming lighter in places that wrinkle and distressing well. I'm already noticing a distinct outline of my dick! So please, unless you want your expensive raw denim jeans to have a permanent dick-bulge, refrain from doing what I did (unless you want eyes to gravitate towards your crotch, I've gotten a fair many of those).