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The short squirt...with alot of beef

I think the item should be a bit cheaper than it is because the suction and squirt take down the value of the product.
Published:
Pros:
Very thick and filling and feels very real inside you.
Cons:
The suction cup on the bottom is not very good. The squirt is not very powerful.
Rating by reviewer:
3
somewhat useful review
I would recommend this product for the person just looking to have a thick cock in them. However I did not like the suction cup on the bottom as it ripped very easily. The squirting mechanism is not powerful enough to actually make it seem like a real ejaculation. I would not recommend this product for the beginner as it is very thick and could cause slight pain. This product is highly not recommended for anal use unless you are really into pain and are very experienced. On a positive, it feels very real and I love how the balls are even squishy. It was also very easy to clean and store. As far as lube uses go with this product I highly recommend a water based lubricant. I know myself I could barely take the toy in my pussy as it is thick and could be stiffer for an easier insertion into wherever you decide.

My husband doesn't really like to use it on me because he thinks that he has to push too hard to get it to insert. This toy is not stiff enough. It's almost like a half hard cock. It doesn't go in right until you get it completely hard. I had a hard time getting my self to cum because the suction cup doesn't stay suctioned when you try to ride it. This makes no sense because I thought that's what the whole point of it was, to be able to fuck yourself without having to continually reattach it. I think this product is more of a couple based product because to do it yourself with this is utterly complicated.

But at least its not the worst product I have ever used or tried. I think all in all it is a fun toy to have but unless you have a little play time to use it often I don't think I would recommend spending the cash. Because with this product you have to play with to figure out all your fun fulfilling positions and options.
Experience
On another note I highly suggest this for the slightly kinky people: suction the toy to the shower wall and lets just say lube and your boy toy and it's an erotic great experience.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bridal gift
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Breasts
    • Clitoris
    • Genitals
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  • cherryredhead88
    cherryredhead88  
    Good first review! A few suggestions-

    What material is this made of? You might want to include how to clean it, and how safe it is. This could be used for anal if a condom was present (due to porous material) because of the flared base. You might want to check out the mentor program or try the extended format to get a bit of a feel for what to include in the review.
  • PassionQT
    PassionQT  
    Well-written, but some more info would be useful, such as the material as cherry mentionned, some dimensions, more info on how the squirting mechanism works. I owned this product 3 years ago before I ever joined this site and it is a bear to clean or to find the right texture of fluid to squirt out of it. I used to make homemade stuff and found it just to be too much work.
  • NicoleMarie
    NicoleMarie  
    Thanks for the input I really appreciate it.
  • ScottA
    ScottA  
    More specifics would help.
  • P'Gell
    P'Gell  
    QT, I can't imagine how difficult cleaning a toy with, what? A tube inside it for the "ejaculate" would be to clean. UG.

    NicoleMarie, yes, the Mentor Program is great for learning to write really thourough reviews.
  • P'Gell
    P'Gell  
    thorough......sorry
  • Stnjbe1021
    Stnjbe1021  
    Thanks for the review.
  • Airekah
    Airekah  
    Try using the extended review option when writing your reviews for a while until you get in the hang of what people are looking to hear. The mentor program will also help you achieve the ultimate review! Welcome to eden!
  • lezergirl
    lezergirl  

    cherryredhead88 is right on.
  • darkkitty
    darkkitty  
    Nice review!
  • Kiwi Green
    Kiwi Green  
    nice review. i also think it's to expensive.
  • Bob Dole
    Bob Dole  
    Nice review
  • Abombadong
    Abombadong  
    thanks for the review
  • damnbul12
    damnbul12  
    Thank you for the review.
  • ToriTastic
    ToriTastic  
    nice review
  • karenm
    karenm  
    Thanks for your review!
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